It's Survivor Island, Charlie Brown! Part II

By: Shannon

[Day 8]

[The Peanuts gang are lying in hammocks, eating coconuts for breakfast].

Lucy: I miss Schroeder. But I don't miss his stupid piano! It gets in the way of our romance.

Linus: Lucy, Schroeder never liked you anyway to begin with.

Lucy: Nonsense, Little Brother. He's crazy over me.

[Linus rolls his eyes and continues to eat breakfast.]

Linus [Into the camera]: As much as I love my sister Lucy, I think she can get pretty crabby sometimes but I'm used to it, however, I don't think anyone on this island is used to her.

Peppermint Patty: Hey Lucille, wanna go play football with me an' Marcie?

Lucy: Sheesh! Play football and get my new shorts dirty? AND DON'T CALL ME LUCILLE!

Peppermint Patty: They're going to get dirty anyway, Lucille.

[Lucy storms off in anger].

Frieda: Oh Violet, don't I just have the most beautiful, naturally-curly hair?

Violet: Oh yes! My hair's beautiful too, isn't it?

Frieda: Of course it is! [Sees Lucy sitting angrily in the corner of their shelter]. Hey Lucy, what's wrong?

Lucy: Rule number one, Frieda. Never bother trying to understand tomboys [points toward Peppermint Patty tossing a coconut up in the air and catching it].

Peppermint Patty [Into the camera]: Lucille sure makes a big deal about how I call her. She hates it when I call her 'Lucille,' but that's her name, isn't it?

Lucy: I would prefer to be called Lucy, THANK YOU VERY MUCH PEPPERMINT PATTY!

Peppermint Patty: All right already, Lucill-um, I mean Lucy.

Lucy: Much better.

Linus: I am NOT your sweet baboo!

Sally: Oh Linus, I can't wait unil we grow up and get married and...

Linus: Forget it Sally, I am NOT YOUR SWEET BABOO!

Sally: Well, fine BE THAT WAY! See if I care!

Sally [Into the camera]: Linus is in denial. He loves me and he knows it.

Linus: NO I DON'T!

Sally: [Smiling] See, he's playing hard to get.

[Day 15]

[After losing out to an immunity challenge, the girls are forced to vote one of their members off of the island].

[The girls and Jeff gather at the tribal council]

Jeff: Ok girls, you know the drill. Go and vote for who you think should be voted off and explain why. Lucy, you may go first.

Lucy: I feel that Peppermint Patty should be voted off. She wastes her time playing football and not helping out on the island.

Peppermint Patty: I'm gonna vote for Lucy because she obviously has a problem with people calling her by her real name.

Sally: I'm voting for Frieda because she made fun of my hair color.

Frieda: I'm voting for Sally because she has no taste in hair style.

Violet: Sally should be voted off because I think she's a wimp and can't hack it.

Marcie: I'm voting Violet off the island because she called me "four-eyes."

Jeff: Now girls, let's tally the votes....one for Peppermint Patty.

[Peppermint Patty gulps]

Jeff: One vote for......Lucy.

Lucy [Staring at Peppermint Patty]: TRAITOR!

Jeff: Lucy, that's uncalled for. We have another vote....for Frieda.

Frieda: What, what did I do?

Lucy [nudging Frieda in the side]: Shut up.

Jeff: One vote for Sally.

[Sally turns pale]

Jeff: Another vote for....Sally.

[Sally breaks out into a sweat].

Jeff: And the last vote is.....Violet!

[Violet gives Marcie a cold stare].

Jeff: I'm sorry Sally, but your tribal members have decided to vote you off. [He puts the light out from Sally's torch.]

Sally [To the camera]: It's not fair, it's just not fair! Those girls are mean! Get me an attorney! I'm gonna SUE!