It's Survivor Island, Charlie Brown! Part III

By: Shannon

[Day 16...two island inhabitants Schroeder and Sally have been voted off. The competition for the million dollars remains fierce. By the way, the immunity challenges in this fanfic are made-up (except for the maggot one, which was in the real Survivor).]

Charlie Brown [Into the camera]: Ever since my little sister Sally got voted off, I feel alone now although I have my friends here with me.

Lucy: Your sister Sally was a nuisance, Charlie Brown and you know it!

Charlie Brown [Into the camera]: Ok, so she was a bit annoying around us.

[Snoopy and Woodstock run down to the beach area for a swim in the lagoon but run out onto land quickly after the sight of a shark fin nearby].

Woodstock: IIII I IIIIIII III IIIIII II I IIII III IIII! (Translation: There's a shark in the lagoon!).

Snoopy [Thinking to himself]: He shouldn't have to worry about a shark.....sharks don't have wings but he does.

[The boys tribe go into the jungle in search of some more coconuts.].

Franklin: Seriously guys, I don't see any coconuts around here.

Linus: Keep looking Franklin. You're bound to find some.

Franklin: Should we get some for us or for us and the girls?

Charlie Brown: I think we should get coconuts for us and the girls. I think it would be nice.

Linus: Let them get their own food! I'm tired of catering to their every whim.

Franklin: Linus, be nice, okay? Don't be so selfish.

Linus: What have the girls done for us while we were on the island?

[Charlie Brown and Franklin stop to think.]

Charlie Brown: Ummm...

Franklin: Uhhh...

Linus: See my point?

Charlie Brown: Yes Linus, I see your point but it wouldn't hurt to be neighborly and find food for all of us instead of this one tribe.

[Linus sighs and goes along with the group]

Franklin: Y'know guys? I can't find a single coconut.

Charlie Brown: Keep looking Franklin, they are bound to be here somewhere.

[Snoopy and Woodstock follow the boys, eating an armload of coconuts they found.]

[After an unsuccessful search for food, the boys build a fishing net and hoard in fish for food].

Peppermint Patty: Gee Chuck, it was sure nice of you and your tribe to find food for all of us.

Charlie Brown: It was the least we could do.

Lucy: I'm glad you fished for our food. I couldn't do that. I'd get my clothes dirty.

Peppermint Patty: Lucill-er, Lucy, your clothes are gonna get dirty anyway.

Lucy: Hmph!

Linus: Lucy, lighten up a bit.

Franklin: I wonder what our next immunity challenge would be?

Charlie Brown: Me too. I just hope it doesn't involve football-kicking.

[Lucy smiles slyly at Charlie Brown].

[Day 22]

Jeff [speaking to both tribes]: Your next immunity challenge everyone will be a sort of a relay. You must walk or run across this patch of hot coal [pointing to a huge patch of hot coal], pick up a bucket of water, walk or run across the hot coal, pass the bucket to your teammate, and they will do the same. The first team who does this the fastest will gain immunity.

Peppermint Patty: Ok then. Just gonna get my running shoes on and...

Jeff: No need for shoes Peppermint Patty, you're going barefooted.

Both tribes: WHAT?! BAREFOOT?!

Violet: On hot coal? That would ruin my skin!

Jeff: Sorry, rules are rules. Everyone get into position. On your mark, get set, GOOOO!

[Linus runs rapidly across the coals with his sister Lucy just a hair ahead of him. He catches up to her when they go to pick up their bucket of water. They run back hurriedly to pass the bucket of water on to the next person. Woodstock, with the coals burning his feet, runs over to put the bucket of water back on the other side while Peppermint Patty struggles to pace herself. It was tied up at the last two people, Marcie and Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown huffed and puffed and managed to get the bucket and pass it back just seconds before Marcie. After the relay, the tribes both stuck their feet in the ocean water.]

Jeff: That was a close relay, guys. Unfortunately, the girls' tribe did not win this one so tonight, you girls will have to vote one of your tribal members off of the island.

Lucy: Thanks alot Marcie for bringing us down.

Marcie: Sorry.

Peppermint Patty: It's ok Marcie. You tried hard and that's what counts.

[At the Tribal council]

Jeff: Girls, you know the rules. Go to the voting section and vote for whoever you feel should be off of the island. Lucy, you go first.

Lucy: I feel Marcie should be off the island. She's a wimp.

Peppermint Patty: I still think Lucy should be voted off. She's too crabby.

Violet: I'm voting for Marcie. She hardly tried in the last immunity challenge and lost it for us.

Frieda: I'm voting for Peppermint Patty because she complains too much.

Marcie: I'm voting for Lucy because she's a snob.

Jeff: Okay...the votes are in. One for Marcie. One for Lucy. Another for Marcie. One for Peppermint Patty. And one for Lucy. Okay. Lucy and Marcie are tied. That means Frieda, Violet, and Peppermint Patty will have to go and vote again. Peppermint Patty, you may go first.

Peppermint Patty: I'm still voting for Lucy for all the same reasons.

Violet: I want to get this overwith so I'm voting for that wimp Marcie.

Frieda: I'm voting Marcie off. She let us down in the immunity challenges. I'd rather have someone who complains a lot, like Peppermint Patty, then have someone who helps us to lose immunity.

Jeff: Okay...the votes are in. One vote for Lucy. One vote for Marcie. And one vote for......Marcie!

Marcie [Her head in her hands]Oh no!

Peppermint Patty: Hey, it's ok Marcie. You tried and that's what counts.

Violet: Yeah, she tried to get us to lose immunity.

Peppermint Patty: Shut up Violet! You're just as crabby as Lucy is!

Jeff: Girls, girls. Settle down. Marcie, hand me your torch. [Jeff puts out Marcie's torch].

Marcie [Into the camera]: It was hard having to live on that island. The immunity challenges were even harder. I am happy to be coming home to running water, electricity, and a warm home.

Stay tuned for another exciting fanfic of "It's Survivor Island, Charlie Brown!"