Author's Note: ::dodges angry muses:: Sorry! Geeze, this is the last part and it's short, too. And it's fluff! No torture, no suspense, no action, no angst, just FLUFF!!! Ok? Ok. Now, here's the last bit of this series. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own the G-boys, Greek mythology has been made into a horrible mess, OOCness most likely, shonen ai, POV switching but not really clearly marked. No flames please though I don't know why anyone would flame this. Squiggly lines ~ ~ are for emphasis.
"CANNONBAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!"
The cry was the only warning before Duo plunged into the pool, taking Wufei with him. The six somber people on the patio looked over in shock as they were drenched by the spash. The cloud Wufei and Duo had ridden in on was already dissipating, and the two were climbing out of the pool as the others watched.
"Duo! Wufei! You're alive!" Quatre cried joyfully, running over to them and glomping them both. "Oh I'm so glad to see you, you saved the world and we thought you were dead, but you're not because you're here and I was so worried but it's all right now!"
"Qu-Quatre! Can't - breathe - " Duo gasped as Wufei slowly turned blue.
"Oh! Sorry," the blonde said and released them. "What happened?"
The other pilots and gods gathered around, and Duo explained all in a way similar to Quatre's emotional outburst, which left everyone vaguely confused and looking to Wufei, who clarified everything as he rung water out of his rather worse-for-wear tanktop.
"So, did you guys confess your eternal love for one another?" Aphrodite asked tactlessly. Everyone stared at her and Duo and Wufei blushed. "What? Why are you all looking at me like that?"
"Yeah, we did. Sorta. Not that it's any of ~your~ business, onna," Wufei said proudly.
"Hey, you watch your mouth li'l mister!" the Goddess of Love snapped, the sighed mushily. "Oh, if only I'd had my scrying pool... That must've been ~the~ most romantic moment."
Wufei and Duo caught each other's eye. Duo burst out laughing and Wufei smirked. Aphrodite looked offended.
"Hn! See if I do you two any favors!" she said huffily, then snapped her fingers and vanished in a puff of pink smoke.
"Good riddance," Thalia said, rubbing her hands together. "Mission accomplished, eh, Eros?"
Eros flexed his wings.
"Yeah. But we've got a debt to pay."
"Oh yeah! Hey Quatre! Have ~you~ confessed ~your~ undying love yet?" she said, turning to the Arabian, who blushed.
"N-no, that's all right, you guys really don't owe me anything - " he sputtered, trying to stop them from saying what he thought they were going to say.
"Hey, Trowa! Did you know that Quatre has this monster crush on you?" Thalia shouted with a huge wink and silly grin. Trowa's visible eye widened, Quatre turned beet-red, Duo giggled, Wufei's smirk widened, and Heero merely snorted. Eros buried his face in his hands.
"Thalia, you have absolutely NO tact," he groaned.
"Quatre, is that true?" Trowa asked quietly. Quatre looked like he wanted to sink into the ground, but he nodded miserably. "Well, I do, too."
Quatre looked up, completely shocked. Did he hear right? Trowa liked him? ~That~ way? Oh joy!
"Really?" he asked, locking eyes with the taller boy. He got a nod in return. He sighed and his eyes rolled up in his head as he fainted. A surprised Trowa caught him.
Thalia and Duo both were having fits by now, Eros and Heero exchanged glances of complete understanding, and Wufei rolled his eyes at the lot of them. Bakas.
Quatre came round to find himself staring into deep green eyes. He really like Trowa's eyes. And then he timidly planted a kiss on Trowa's lips. After a second, Trowa kissed back. They pulled away when cheers erupted behind them. Quatre stood upright with the tiniest bit of help from Trowa and glared lightly as Duo gave a loud wolf-whistle.
"Trowa, you horn-dog! Can't you wait till we're all gone to comsumate? Right now we've got to celebrate! We saved the fricken world!" Duo broke off in a loud yelp, though, as Wufei pulled him close by a handful of sopping-wet, unbound hair.
"You talk too much," he accused, then sealed Duo's lips with a quick kiss. Well, it was meant to be a quick kiss...
"Hey! Break it up you two!" Thalia threatened. "Don't make me get the hose!"
Reluctantly they did so. Quater and Duo grinned like idiots and
"Heero, you start up the grill, and I'll get some hamburger out! We're gonna have an old fashonied American barbeque!" Duo declared, dragging Wufei with him as he ran into the house.
"Hey! What - " Wufei began to object, but Duo cut him off with a whisper in his ear.
"I need some help getting things from the pantry... wanna help?"
Recalling some rather ~interesting~ items in the pantry, Wufei ceased his struggles and followed Duo eagerly. Trowa and Quatre, meanwhile, had decided to go for a swim in the ~other~ swimming pool, the one with a twenty foot privacy fence and a lock on the gate, both of which they made good use of. While Heero sighed resignedly, put on the "Kiss the Cook" barbeque apron, and tried to get the charcoals lit, Eros and Thalia decided it was time to make a discreet exit.
"Hah! See, I can ~too~ be a matchmaker!" Thalia delared once they were back in their own plane of existance.
"Hn. Beginners luck," Eros grumbled. "And we can't take credit for Wufei and Duo. Quatre was the only one who did anything with those two."
"We chose 'em, didn't we? But I single handedly got Quatre and Trowa together, so there! You lost your bet."
"What bet?"
"This morning when your mom first gave us this mission, you bet that I'd screw everything up and you'd have to bail me out. You were so wrong! Oh yeah!" Thalia did a happy little victorious dance. Eros snorted and walked on.
"Well you lost your bet, too. You said I'd get a pie in my face, and I haven't so - " Eros broke off as he turned when he heard the sinister snicker. His eyes widened as he watched Thalia lazily as snapped her fingers and a lemon-maurange pie appeared in her hand. "You wouldn't..."
She grinned even more widley in responce and nodded evilly. Eros 'meeped' in a very un-godlike way and began to run away as fast as he could. Thalia followed eagerly.
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!"
*SPLAT*
"-AHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha ahaha ha... huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG!!!" Thalia turned and bolted way as a very lemon-maurange-covered and very pissed off Eros followed her with a drawn bow.
"I'm going to make you fall in love with Cerberus! No, with a hydra! With Heero Yuy! Just wait till I get my hands on you!"
"Why *pantpant* Erry! I'm flattered *pant* but *gasp* wouldn't Psyche get mad?" she taunted.
"Arrrg!"
"Eep!"
Well it's all over. ::burts into tears:: ::G-boys sob for joy and muses do a celebratory dance:: That's it. It's done. ::sniff::
Eros: ::still covered in lemon-maurange:: You are soooo dead, Thalia.
Thalia: Oh quit yer bitchin! Don't you see the advantage this?
Eros: What advantage?
Thalia: ::rolls eyes:: Why don't you go see if Psyche knows any creative ways to get this cleaned off?
Eros: What's that got to do with anythi- ...ohhhh, I get it... er - I'll be back later... ::runs off to find Psyche::
...Erry wait! It's review time!
Eros: ::very distant:: Not now, I'm busy!
-_-; Hmmm, guess I'll have to improvise... Thalia! You know what to do!
Thalia: I do? ::receives glare:: Oh - uh - yes! I do! Uhhh... ::takes a rubber chicken out from pehind her back and brandishes it like a sword:: Review, dammit! Or I'll whomp you with my deady chicken!
Wufei: Onna, no one's going to be threatened into reviewing with a weak rubber chi-
*WHOMP*
Wufei: Oooooh preeeettyy staaaarsss...
Thalia: REVIEW!!! OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DEADLY CHICKEN!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
::sigh:: You just can't get sane help these days...
Disclaimer: I don't own the G-boys, Greek mythology has been made into a horrible mess, OOCness most likely, shonen ai, POV switching but not really clearly marked. No flames please though I don't know why anyone would flame this. Squiggly lines ~ ~ are for emphasis.
"CANNONBAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!"
The cry was the only warning before Duo plunged into the pool, taking Wufei with him. The six somber people on the patio looked over in shock as they were drenched by the spash. The cloud Wufei and Duo had ridden in on was already dissipating, and the two were climbing out of the pool as the others watched.
"Duo! Wufei! You're alive!" Quatre cried joyfully, running over to them and glomping them both. "Oh I'm so glad to see you, you saved the world and we thought you were dead, but you're not because you're here and I was so worried but it's all right now!"
"Qu-Quatre! Can't - breathe - " Duo gasped as Wufei slowly turned blue.
"Oh! Sorry," the blonde said and released them. "What happened?"
The other pilots and gods gathered around, and Duo explained all in a way similar to Quatre's emotional outburst, which left everyone vaguely confused and looking to Wufei, who clarified everything as he rung water out of his rather worse-for-wear tanktop.
"So, did you guys confess your eternal love for one another?" Aphrodite asked tactlessly. Everyone stared at her and Duo and Wufei blushed. "What? Why are you all looking at me like that?"
"Yeah, we did. Sorta. Not that it's any of ~your~ business, onna," Wufei said proudly.
"Hey, you watch your mouth li'l mister!" the Goddess of Love snapped, the sighed mushily. "Oh, if only I'd had my scrying pool... That must've been ~the~ most romantic moment."
Wufei and Duo caught each other's eye. Duo burst out laughing and Wufei smirked. Aphrodite looked offended.
"Hn! See if I do you two any favors!" she said huffily, then snapped her fingers and vanished in a puff of pink smoke.
"Good riddance," Thalia said, rubbing her hands together. "Mission accomplished, eh, Eros?"
Eros flexed his wings.
"Yeah. But we've got a debt to pay."
"Oh yeah! Hey Quatre! Have ~you~ confessed ~your~ undying love yet?" she said, turning to the Arabian, who blushed.
"N-no, that's all right, you guys really don't owe me anything - " he sputtered, trying to stop them from saying what he thought they were going to say.
"Hey, Trowa! Did you know that Quatre has this monster crush on you?" Thalia shouted with a huge wink and silly grin. Trowa's visible eye widened, Quatre turned beet-red, Duo giggled, Wufei's smirk widened, and Heero merely snorted. Eros buried his face in his hands.
"Thalia, you have absolutely NO tact," he groaned.
"Quatre, is that true?" Trowa asked quietly. Quatre looked like he wanted to sink into the ground, but he nodded miserably. "Well, I do, too."
Quatre looked up, completely shocked. Did he hear right? Trowa liked him? ~That~ way? Oh joy!
"Really?" he asked, locking eyes with the taller boy. He got a nod in return. He sighed and his eyes rolled up in his head as he fainted. A surprised Trowa caught him.
Thalia and Duo both were having fits by now, Eros and Heero exchanged glances of complete understanding, and Wufei rolled his eyes at the lot of them. Bakas.
Quatre came round to find himself staring into deep green eyes. He really like Trowa's eyes. And then he timidly planted a kiss on Trowa's lips. After a second, Trowa kissed back. They pulled away when cheers erupted behind them. Quatre stood upright with the tiniest bit of help from Trowa and glared lightly as Duo gave a loud wolf-whistle.
"Trowa, you horn-dog! Can't you wait till we're all gone to comsumate? Right now we've got to celebrate! We saved the fricken world!" Duo broke off in a loud yelp, though, as Wufei pulled him close by a handful of sopping-wet, unbound hair.
"You talk too much," he accused, then sealed Duo's lips with a quick kiss. Well, it was meant to be a quick kiss...
"Hey! Break it up you two!" Thalia threatened. "Don't make me get the hose!"
Reluctantly they did so. Quater and Duo grinned like idiots and
"Heero, you start up the grill, and I'll get some hamburger out! We're gonna have an old fashonied American barbeque!" Duo declared, dragging Wufei with him as he ran into the house.
"Hey! What - " Wufei began to object, but Duo cut him off with a whisper in his ear.
"I need some help getting things from the pantry... wanna help?"
Recalling some rather ~interesting~ items in the pantry, Wufei ceased his struggles and followed Duo eagerly. Trowa and Quatre, meanwhile, had decided to go for a swim in the ~other~ swimming pool, the one with a twenty foot privacy fence and a lock on the gate, both of which they made good use of. While Heero sighed resignedly, put on the "Kiss the Cook" barbeque apron, and tried to get the charcoals lit, Eros and Thalia decided it was time to make a discreet exit.
"Hah! See, I can ~too~ be a matchmaker!" Thalia delared once they were back in their own plane of existance.
"Hn. Beginners luck," Eros grumbled. "And we can't take credit for Wufei and Duo. Quatre was the only one who did anything with those two."
"We chose 'em, didn't we? But I single handedly got Quatre and Trowa together, so there! You lost your bet."
"What bet?"
"This morning when your mom first gave us this mission, you bet that I'd screw everything up and you'd have to bail me out. You were so wrong! Oh yeah!" Thalia did a happy little victorious dance. Eros snorted and walked on.
"Well you lost your bet, too. You said I'd get a pie in my face, and I haven't so - " Eros broke off as he turned when he heard the sinister snicker. His eyes widened as he watched Thalia lazily as snapped her fingers and a lemon-maurange pie appeared in her hand. "You wouldn't..."
She grinned even more widley in responce and nodded evilly. Eros 'meeped' in a very un-godlike way and began to run away as fast as he could. Thalia followed eagerly.
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!"
*SPLAT*
"-AHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha ahaha ha... huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG!!!" Thalia turned and bolted way as a very lemon-maurange-covered and very pissed off Eros followed her with a drawn bow.
"I'm going to make you fall in love with Cerberus! No, with a hydra! With Heero Yuy! Just wait till I get my hands on you!"
"Why *pantpant* Erry! I'm flattered *pant* but *gasp* wouldn't Psyche get mad?" she taunted.
"Arrrg!"
"Eep!"
Well it's all over. ::burts into tears:: ::G-boys sob for joy and muses do a celebratory dance:: That's it. It's done. ::sniff::
Eros: ::still covered in lemon-maurange:: You are soooo dead, Thalia.
Thalia: Oh quit yer bitchin! Don't you see the advantage this?
Eros: What advantage?
Thalia: ::rolls eyes:: Why don't you go see if Psyche knows any creative ways to get this cleaned off?
Eros: What's that got to do with anythi- ...ohhhh, I get it... er - I'll be back later... ::runs off to find Psyche::
...Erry wait! It's review time!
Eros: ::very distant:: Not now, I'm busy!
-_-; Hmmm, guess I'll have to improvise... Thalia! You know what to do!
Thalia: I do? ::receives glare:: Oh - uh - yes! I do! Uhhh... ::takes a rubber chicken out from pehind her back and brandishes it like a sword:: Review, dammit! Or I'll whomp you with my deady chicken!
Wufei: Onna, no one's going to be threatened into reviewing with a weak rubber chi-
*WHOMP*
Wufei: Oooooh preeeettyy staaaarsss...
Thalia: REVIEW!!! OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DEADLY CHICKEN!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
::sigh:: You just can't get sane help these days...