A/N Here it is, part 3. There are more results from the blind dates, and some more crazy matches! Again there will be another dud (s). Can you guess which one? Enjoy!
Matchmaker: part 3
As a wolf, he had wanted to eat her, taste her succulent flesh. She smelled so good to a wolf. Her dreamy, creamy scent. When Lupin had become a man again, he had to leave without even saying goodbye to his dark haired beauty. Oh yes, he had said goodbye to her best friend, Harry Potter. Ahh. How lucky that young boy was to have a best friend as beautiful as her. If he didn't know better, they'd be going out before not to long. How he wished that Hermione Granger was his betrothed.
Reasons Why Hermione would be perfect for Lupin
1. They both know and like Harry Potter.
2. They seemed to get on well in book 3, Prisoner of Azkaban.
3. There is word on the web, that Lupin is coming back! He is obviously returning for the love of Hermione!
* * * * * * *
Harry was sitting in the Quidditch changing rooms after practice, staring at the one he loved. He loved the shininess, the straightness. He began to rub her down. He loved the feeling he got when he gave her a rub down. It sent tingles all through his body. Next, he began feeling her bottom, just to check it was still in perfect condition. He decided to have a go on her again. He sat on her, flew off into the air and screamed 'I love my Firebolt!'
Why Harry's Firebolt would be perfect for Harry
1. He was very happy when he received her for Christmas.
2. He had a dream about her being the thing he would miss the most.
3. He loves her very much, because she helped him win the first task.
* * * * * * *
"Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of the keys at your service." Hagrid bowed deeply, and his hat fell off. The enormous woman that was his fiancée smiled, and sat heavily into the limo. Hagrid smiled a crinkly smile. He was glad that at sixty-five years of age he had finally got a girl friend. And Olympe Maxime was half-giant too, so this was perfect.
Reasons Why Madame Maxime is perfect for Hagrid
1. Do I really need to tell you? Just read GoF and you'll find out!
* * * * * * *
Seamus Finnigan stormed out of the common room after his forty-fourth break up with Lavender Brown. A smiling Parvati knew they would be back together in about oh five minutes. She was right. Seamus came back down the stairs and ran over to Lavender, kissed her and then said, "I'm sorry." The whole common room burst into wild applause.
Reasons Why Seamus is perfect for Lavender
1. They went to the Yule Ball together.
2. Their names go well together: Seamus and Lavender Finnigan.
3. Lavender went red at the mention of Seamus.
* * * * * * *
And now: The results of last times 'perfect matches' this time, they were sent to a music concert.
Crookshanks + Mrs Norris = 94 percent perfect match! They got along wonderfully at first, but then, they began sniping at each other all because Mrs Norris stole Crookshanks mouse. We are also thinking of getting Crookshanks neutered!
Dobby + Hermione = 5 percent perfect match! Hermione was feeling a bit apprehensive about dating an elf, but she was happy that he liked freedom and wages. After a while she began to get a bit pissed off because he kept on calling her Madam. We had to give her credit for putting up with him though, we couldn't!
Millicent + Goyle = 100 percent perfect match! These two are perfect for each other! Seeing as they are both very stupid, they couldn't see how ugly the other one was. We couldn't tell if this was a bonus or not! They did get along perfectly though, and even 'kissed' at the end, if you call kissing rubbing one enormous mouth against another!
Ginny + Neville = 72 percent perfect match! They just aren't right for each other romantically, but they are good friends. They didn't class this as a date, more two friends going out clubbing together kind of thing. We were ever so pleased that they at least got along, so we decided to grade them quite high!
My P.C. wanted to change Hermione to Hormone! Hormone Granger!
A/N I'm sorry that Hermione has been acting a bit like a slut, first with Harry, then Ron, then Dobby and then Lupin, Sorry!
Matchmaker: part 3
As a wolf, he had wanted to eat her, taste her succulent flesh. She smelled so good to a wolf. Her dreamy, creamy scent. When Lupin had become a man again, he had to leave without even saying goodbye to his dark haired beauty. Oh yes, he had said goodbye to her best friend, Harry Potter. Ahh. How lucky that young boy was to have a best friend as beautiful as her. If he didn't know better, they'd be going out before not to long. How he wished that Hermione Granger was his betrothed.
Reasons Why Hermione would be perfect for Lupin
1. They both know and like Harry Potter.
2. They seemed to get on well in book 3, Prisoner of Azkaban.
3. There is word on the web, that Lupin is coming back! He is obviously returning for the love of Hermione!
* * * * * * *
Harry was sitting in the Quidditch changing rooms after practice, staring at the one he loved. He loved the shininess, the straightness. He began to rub her down. He loved the feeling he got when he gave her a rub down. It sent tingles all through his body. Next, he began feeling her bottom, just to check it was still in perfect condition. He decided to have a go on her again. He sat on her, flew off into the air and screamed 'I love my Firebolt!'
Why Harry's Firebolt would be perfect for Harry
1. He was very happy when he received her for Christmas.
2. He had a dream about her being the thing he would miss the most.
3. He loves her very much, because she helped him win the first task.
* * * * * * *
"Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of the keys at your service." Hagrid bowed deeply, and his hat fell off. The enormous woman that was his fiancée smiled, and sat heavily into the limo. Hagrid smiled a crinkly smile. He was glad that at sixty-five years of age he had finally got a girl friend. And Olympe Maxime was half-giant too, so this was perfect.
Reasons Why Madame Maxime is perfect for Hagrid
1. Do I really need to tell you? Just read GoF and you'll find out!
* * * * * * *
Seamus Finnigan stormed out of the common room after his forty-fourth break up with Lavender Brown. A smiling Parvati knew they would be back together in about oh five minutes. She was right. Seamus came back down the stairs and ran over to Lavender, kissed her and then said, "I'm sorry." The whole common room burst into wild applause.
Reasons Why Seamus is perfect for Lavender
1. They went to the Yule Ball together.
2. Their names go well together: Seamus and Lavender Finnigan.
3. Lavender went red at the mention of Seamus.
* * * * * * *
And now: The results of last times 'perfect matches' this time, they were sent to a music concert.
Crookshanks + Mrs Norris = 94 percent perfect match! They got along wonderfully at first, but then, they began sniping at each other all because Mrs Norris stole Crookshanks mouse. We are also thinking of getting Crookshanks neutered!
Dobby + Hermione = 5 percent perfect match! Hermione was feeling a bit apprehensive about dating an elf, but she was happy that he liked freedom and wages. After a while she began to get a bit pissed off because he kept on calling her Madam. We had to give her credit for putting up with him though, we couldn't!
Millicent + Goyle = 100 percent perfect match! These two are perfect for each other! Seeing as they are both very stupid, they couldn't see how ugly the other one was. We couldn't tell if this was a bonus or not! They did get along perfectly though, and even 'kissed' at the end, if you call kissing rubbing one enormous mouth against another!
Ginny + Neville = 72 percent perfect match! They just aren't right for each other romantically, but they are good friends. They didn't class this as a date, more two friends going out clubbing together kind of thing. We were ever so pleased that they at least got along, so we decided to grade them quite high!
My P.C. wanted to change Hermione to Hormone! Hormone Granger!
A/N I'm sorry that Hermione has been acting a bit like a slut, first with Harry, then Ron, then Dobby and then Lupin, Sorry!
