Digimon: The Tsunonrimon Saga-Part 3.14-Outtakes
(Author's note: Ummm...I don't know what to say! I had a few too many of those chocolate popsicles, and I wrote this. It's a bunch of outtakes from the making of The Tsunonrimon Saga...I hope you enjoy it! Ehh...{^^}() I'm writing this in script format.)
(The first scene. Jake is sitting in his cave. Flaps can gradually be heard growing louder.)
Zegimon: ::flies into the cave at full speed:: AHHHH!!! ::crashes head on into one of the cave walls, and through it, revealing that it's just paper machie:: ::speaking from inside the wall:: Ouch..I'm okay..really...
Director: CUT!!
(Scene two. The Digidestined are climbing a mountain. Everything is very wet and soggy.)
Joe: I swear, we're all going to catch pneumonia and die. ::he starts to slip backwards:: Huh? AAAHHH!! ::he slides down the mountain, out of sight::
Sora: ::looking back:: Joe!
Gomamon: It's all right. Look, those sharp pointy rocks over there will stop him! (A thud sound is heard.) See?
Joe: ::from off screen:: Ow...I am in serious pain...that hurt
Director: Cut! MEDIC!
(Next Scene. Jake is sitting down with his harmonica. Matt takes out his harmonica and offers to play a duet. Jake agrees)
Jake: ::Grins evilly:: ::starts playing 'MMM Bop' by Hanson::
All the other Digidestined except for Tai: AHHH!!! ::they jump at Jake and start beating him up::
Tai: Hey! I like that song! ::everyone looks at him, then backs away very slowly:: Eh...hehe ::Sweat drops::
(Next Scene—Part Two. T.K. and Kari have landed to try and find Jake.)
Kari: Jake! Jake where are you! Come out please! Jake we need you!
Jake: ::from behind her:: What do you..ACK! ::there is a sound of someone falling down:: okay no one saw that, right? Good!
(Jake has just gone off to fight Cybermon. Cybermon, however, has kicked him so he is lying on the ground, about to shoot him with a Pulse Cannon.)
Jake: ZEGIMON!!! ::nothing happens:: Zegimon? Ohhh Zegimon? Come out come out wherever you are! ::he gets up and goes to the site where he left Zegimon:: ::Zegimon's head is buried in a brown paper sack, and he is eating something.:: HEY! That's my lunch! Give it back! ::Zegimon takes his head out of the sack and turns to look at Jake. He then grabs the sack in his mouth and starts running away. Jake follows him:: GIVE IT!
Director: ::runs his hand over his face:: I don't get paid enough for this...
(Tai is kneeling next to the unconscious Sora.)
Tai: You had me very worried for a second, Sora. I thought I had lost you. Please don't ever make me worry like that again. ::he bends over to kiss her::
Jake: ::Still chasing Zegimon:: Give that back! ::he jumps and tackles Zegimon, and both of them crash onto Tai and Sora::
Tai+Sora: Hey!
Jake: ::grabs the lunch bag from Zegimon:: Finally! Now I can eat my lunch! ::he opens it and looks inside. His face turns a pale green:: On second thought, you can have it...::he gives it to Zegimon::
Director: CUT!!!
(Next Scene—Part Three. The Digidestined are trudging through a swamp.)
Mimi: I hate this! All this muck is disgusting!
Palmon: ::sneaks up behind her and pushes her facefirst into the mud:: HAHAHAHA!!
Mimi: ::gets up, totally covered in gunk:: All right, that's it! ::She picks up a glob of mud and hurls it at Palmon, but who dodges and it hits Kari in the face:: Oops! Sorry, Kari!
Gatomon: Yeah, and you'll be a lot sorrier! ::She throws mud at Mimi but it hits Matt in the head::
Matt: AHHHH!!! MY HAIR!!! My industrial strength hair-gel is neutralized by dirt! Nooo! ::Matt's hair starts to droop down until it's totally flat:: NO!! That's it, you flea-bitten menace to society! ::he leaps at her and they start fighting::
Sora: ::grabs a big bunch of mud and drops it on both of them:: stop fighting! ::they get up and start throwing mud at Sora:: AHH!!
Director: ::gets hit in the face by a glob of muck:: ::sighs:: why do I even bother?
(Shortly after—the Digidestined are confronted by Tsunonrimon's henchmen)
Leprechaunmon: ::leaps in and kicks Garurumon in the nose::
T.K.: OHHH LOOK! It's that guy from the TV commercials! ::starts singing:: Hearts, Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons! Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and the Red Balloons! ::repeats this over and over::
Leprechaunmon: ::breaks down into tears:: ::speaks with a sophisticated British accent:: Why must I always be associated with that cartoon! What did I do to deserve this! I'm a Shakespearean performer, for God's sakes! Why, why, why???
Matt: ::his hair propped up but still kinda hanging down:: Now T.K., look what you did! You made Lucky the Leprechaun cry! ::Leprechaunmon cries louder::
Izzy: Will you shut up already? ::he whacks Leprechaunmon over the head with his laptop:: hey, that was fun! ::Izzy starts randomly hitting people with his laptop until security comes and gives him a sedative::
(Next Scene—Tsunonrimon has T.K. and Kari captured)
Kari: Well, your father was pathetically weak!
Tsunonrimon: ::brings her hand up:: ::backhands Kari across the face, but accidentally keeps on going and smashes her hand into the camera, which goes fuzzy. When it clears, all three of them are looking down at the camera:: Sorry! Um...he did it! ::points to T.K.::
T.K.: What?! ::he leaps at Tsunonrimon and they start fighting::
(Next scene—Part Four. Izzy, Sora, and Joe are fighting Invisomon.)
Izzy: We can't see Invisomon. So...::he goes to his computer but it won't work properly since he was hitting people over the head with it:: Darn it! It won't work! I need to have this repaired!
Joe: So...um...what do we do?
Sora: ::points to Mimi's gigantic makeup kit, everyone smiles:: ::after a few minutes, they have assembled an arsenal of cosmetics::
Izzy: Wow...I didn't even know these many cosmetics existed in the world! ::they all throw the makeup at Invisomon::
Sora: ::bursts into laughter:: I guess it works!
Joe: I dunno...with all the makeup he kinda looks like a streetwalker...
(Next Scene—Part Five. Tsunonrimon has just used her Rain of Blades attack to Matt.)
Jake: NO! ::everyone turns to see Jake standing with many pieces of metal running through his body. He also has a big, goofy grin on his face and one of those fake arrow-through-the-head things::
Everyone: ::Groans::
Director: CUT! ::bashes his megaphone over his knee:: OWW!!
(Next Scene—Dragomon has digivolved to CrystalDragomon)
CrystalDragomon: MURDERER!...::he starts hopping around frantically:: Oooh! Oooh! Itch! Someone, please, help! It itches! It itches!!!
(Take Two)
CrystalDragomon: MURDERER! ::He draws a sword and leaps at Tsunonrimon:: En Guarde!
Tsunonrimon: ::Disappears for a second and returns, dressed like Zorro:: Aha! ::They start to duel:: ::She inscribes a large letter 'T' in his chest:: Take that!
Director: ::Throws up hands:: That's it! I quit! No more!
T.K.: ::still singing the 'Hearts, Stars, Horseshoes...' thing::
Everyone else: SHUT UP, T.K.!
THE END...
(Author's note: Eh...please don't kill me!)