Since my first one got such rave reviews, I now present to you the second chapter of my fan
fiction...
KAMI'S ANGELS!!!!!!!!!
The usual disclaimers apply, I don't own Funimation, Dragonball Z, Dragonball, or Dragonball
GT (yuck), Akira Toriyama does, and if I were making any money off this 'fic, I'd be that much
richer then my former self.
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In the first chapter of this fan-fiction...
Chichi was astounded to find that SHE was supposed to be nice to Goku AND train Gohan.
Bulma was mortified to find that she was to go to King Kai's planet.
#18 now works at 'Hot Dog on a stick'.
Kami revealed his love for cheese dogs!
Now, stay tuned for the next exciting chapter in Kami's Angels!!!!!!
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"Alright, I'm home."
Chichi was looking at the little capsule igloo that she lived in. She saw Goku inside, sitting
on his butt, watching some wrestling. Chichi saw Gohan in his room, looking for his
Piccolo-clothes.
"So, he's thinking about going out with Piccolo, is he? Well, not today!"
Chichi charges into the house, past Goku, through Gohan's door (...and I mean THROUGH
Gohan's door, he still has that hole), and up to Gohan.
"GOHAN, GUESS WHAT! I'M GONNA TRAIN YOU TODAY, NOT PICCOLO!"
"But Mom, you don't know the first thing about being a sensai."
"Doesn't mean I can't train you at something else, dear. Why can't I teach you cooking or the
art of fry-pan thumping?"
"...well, mom, I don't know..."
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH! You will train under me!"
Gohan, seeing that there was no way out, decided that he'd go along with this. "Okay mom, what
will you train me on?"
"Well, I figure that I will never get you to stop fighting, so I'll teach you the art of
fry-pan thumping. First, we need a test subject. Ah, yes, your father! Let's go!"
Chichi sneaks up on Goku, and says to Gohan, whispering, "Okay, Gohan, first you must get
good position, like I am right now! Then, moving slowly, bonk him on the head. Watch..."
CLANG!!!!!!!
Goku is on the floor, completely zonked out.
Wow, Gohan thought, she took out my dad with one shot, and he's the most powerful being
in the universe! Maybe I can learn something.
"...and that is how you use one of these things."
Suddenly Chichi remembers the other half of her mission.
FLASHBACK...
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"...you are to be nice to Goku for one day..."
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Chichi gets a little blue in the face from fear. Her ensueing shout can be heard for miles
around.
"OH, NO! KAMI'S GONNA KILL ME!"
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"18, the cheese dogs are almost ready! Get them out of the batter!"
"Yes, sir."
"What was that, I couldn't quite hear you."
"Yes, MASTER."
"That's better."
#18 was working at Hot Dog on a Stick while her boss, C.W., was sitting in his favorite lawn
chair, sipping a lemonade daquire.
Three really obnoxious guys come up. The guy in the middle, apperently the ringleader, went up
to #18 and said, "Hey, Baby, I want three cheese dogs and a date. Hold the cheese dogs. Think
you can handle that, mama?"
"...mama? Mama? MAMA!? I'll show you 'Mama'! I'm a married woman, asshole!"
#18 forms two ki blasts in her hands and aims them at the moron who dared to offend her.
"Hey, what are you doing?" the obnoxious guy asks.
"THIS!" #18 fires and hits the guy, sending him to hell. (NO, NOT ANOTHER !@$#%^&
DIMENSION!)
Obviosly, the other guys ran.
"Come again soon." she says in a sweet voice.
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Bulma was at the start of Snake Way.
"Okay, which capsules did Kami pack me..."
Bulma found a capsule car, an airplane, a sandwich, a book of jokes, and a taser.
"Damn useless crap...oh, well, I got my own..."
Bulma used the airplane. "...ooooookay, how do ya fly this thing...well, it's just lift vs.
drag, and I am a genius, so let's go!" She started the airplane and it promptly fell apart.
"The budget must be a little off...stupid kami...it's driving time!"
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I realize that this was a kinda short chapter, but I swear that the next will be bigger! I
promise!
As always, read and review!
BTW, I should have a new 'fic called 'Heero goes to an Arcade' which I think will be pretty
good. It will be up by early February, so read that too, please! I'm begging you!
(Chibi Trieze on his knees)
fiction...
KAMI'S ANGELS!!!!!!!!!
The usual disclaimers apply, I don't own Funimation, Dragonball Z, Dragonball, or Dragonball
GT (yuck), Akira Toriyama does, and if I were making any money off this 'fic, I'd be that much
richer then my former self.
=====================================================================
In the first chapter of this fan-fiction...
Chichi was astounded to find that SHE was supposed to be nice to Goku AND train Gohan.
Bulma was mortified to find that she was to go to King Kai's planet.
#18 now works at 'Hot Dog on a stick'.
Kami revealed his love for cheese dogs!
Now, stay tuned for the next exciting chapter in Kami's Angels!!!!!!
=====================================================================
"Alright, I'm home."
Chichi was looking at the little capsule igloo that she lived in. She saw Goku inside, sitting
on his butt, watching some wrestling. Chichi saw Gohan in his room, looking for his
Piccolo-clothes.
"So, he's thinking about going out with Piccolo, is he? Well, not today!"
Chichi charges into the house, past Goku, through Gohan's door (...and I mean THROUGH
Gohan's door, he still has that hole), and up to Gohan.
"GOHAN, GUESS WHAT! I'M GONNA TRAIN YOU TODAY, NOT PICCOLO!"
"But Mom, you don't know the first thing about being a sensai."
"Doesn't mean I can't train you at something else, dear. Why can't I teach you cooking or the
art of fry-pan thumping?"
"...well, mom, I don't know..."
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH! You will train under me!"
Gohan, seeing that there was no way out, decided that he'd go along with this. "Okay mom, what
will you train me on?"
"Well, I figure that I will never get you to stop fighting, so I'll teach you the art of
fry-pan thumping. First, we need a test subject. Ah, yes, your father! Let's go!"
Chichi sneaks up on Goku, and says to Gohan, whispering, "Okay, Gohan, first you must get
good position, like I am right now! Then, moving slowly, bonk him on the head. Watch..."
CLANG!!!!!!!
Goku is on the floor, completely zonked out.
Wow, Gohan thought, she took out my dad with one shot, and he's the most powerful being
in the universe! Maybe I can learn something.
"...and that is how you use one of these things."
Suddenly Chichi remembers the other half of her mission.
FLASHBACK...
=====================================================================
"...you are to be nice to Goku for one day..."
=====================================================================
Chichi gets a little blue in the face from fear. Her ensueing shout can be heard for miles
around.
"OH, NO! KAMI'S GONNA KILL ME!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"18, the cheese dogs are almost ready! Get them out of the batter!"
"Yes, sir."
"What was that, I couldn't quite hear you."
"Yes, MASTER."
"That's better."
#18 was working at Hot Dog on a Stick while her boss, C.W., was sitting in his favorite lawn
chair, sipping a lemonade daquire.
Three really obnoxious guys come up. The guy in the middle, apperently the ringleader, went up
to #18 and said, "Hey, Baby, I want three cheese dogs and a date. Hold the cheese dogs. Think
you can handle that, mama?"
"...mama? Mama? MAMA!? I'll show you 'Mama'! I'm a married woman, asshole!"
#18 forms two ki blasts in her hands and aims them at the moron who dared to offend her.
"Hey, what are you doing?" the obnoxious guy asks.
"THIS!" #18 fires and hits the guy, sending him to hell. (NO, NOT ANOTHER !@$#%^&
DIMENSION!)
Obviosly, the other guys ran.
"Come again soon." she says in a sweet voice.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bulma was at the start of Snake Way.
"Okay, which capsules did Kami pack me..."
Bulma found a capsule car, an airplane, a sandwich, a book of jokes, and a taser.
"Damn useless crap...oh, well, I got my own..."
Bulma used the airplane. "...ooooookay, how do ya fly this thing...well, it's just lift vs.
drag, and I am a genius, so let's go!" She started the airplane and it promptly fell apart.
"The budget must be a little off...stupid kami...it's driving time!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I realize that this was a kinda short chapter, but I swear that the next will be bigger! I
promise!
As always, read and review!
BTW, I should have a new 'fic called 'Heero goes to an Arcade' which I think will be pretty
good. It will be up by early February, so read that too, please! I'm begging you!
(Chibi Trieze on his knees)