Authors Note: By popular request, we have the rantings of NightCrawler. I will be using the characterization of him found in X-men Evolution, becuase its easier for that one to rant, with liberties taken. Someone who reviewed my last one gave me the idea of him complaining about Scott and Kitty, and I shall use that, twisted around a bit. Thank you, whoever you are. Also, I will not be putting the accent, becuase I am very bad at writing the accent. So use your imagination. I like to keep these short and sweet, so forgive me for leaving out possible ranting ideas. Thank you!
Monologue of an X-Man: Nightcrawler
I should have known this would happen.I pissed off the high and mighty execs at Marvel, and now they are punishing me. Punishing me in cruel and unusual ways. But why? Why? I was left out of TWO major X-men franchises!! You'd think that after leaving me out of both the first cartoon AND the movie they could cut me a break.
I was only doing what anyone else would have done. I am a member of the team! I deserve to be included! You have no idea what this did to my self-esteem.
As if making me a fuzzy blue elf wasn't bad enough...thy had to go and make me a PATHETIC fuzzy blue elf. They just HAD to go for the unrequited love bit. Make me a lovelorn fool trying desperatly to impress a pretty girl. Its not that I don't like Kitty..she is very pretty. But..its tiresome. Getting fan letters that are more filled with pity than anything else.
Of course the omnipotent CEOs at Marvel and WB say I will eventually get her. But until then I have to deal with scenes that include Kitty saying "Like...Scott is like..like just soooooo cute!" While I put on the droopy little face and gaze longingly at her.
Scott isn't very happy about this either. He is pissed enough with the stick they keep shoving up his butt without having to have a teenage version of Kitty getting all flirty on him. I don't like that either. Kitty liking Scott? Scott just...well..isn't her type. Colossus is her type. Not prick boy Scott.
I should be thankful for one thing...they haven't brought my kinship to Mystique into the cartoon yet*. Poor Rogue has to deal with that for now. Haha. Now she can deal with having a deadbeat mother. I *never* liked that idea. I mean...we aren't in anyway alike, other than in skin/fur color. Although, cinsidering she is a shape-shifter, we could look more alike than I think. Another reason I didn't like that. My mother could be watching me...spying on my social life, and I wouldn't know it.
Oh no....some little 10 year old is out there waving a crudley made stuffed doll (me?) for autographs. Hmph. Fuzzy Blue Elf indeed.
* I missed some episodes....so excuse me if they have brougt in the mother-son thing.
Next up:Jean....