PPart two: "The History of Rock."
"Don't go too far. We need you all to check on our Headquarters," Cosmic Boy said.
"But we need to go out and get funky with our new title!" Brisk whined.
"Sorry. We heard about these robot ships coming toward Earth. We need to do some things real superheroes do. Just sit here and try to look pretty for cameras."
The team sat in the Green Room and played some video games. Time Warp attempted to put some makeup on, but was slapped by Brisk.
"Easy on that stuff. We all need to look as pretty. Now just do a good job of sitting here and we might actually get a mission."
The team waited. Eventually, Boombastic and Brisk started talking.
"Dude, are those...?" Boombastic asked.
"I think they're seeds of some sort." Brisk replied.
"Ten points if you two can burn the whole lot of them..." Deluge replied.
"I like those odds..." Brisk replied. He and Boombastic headed outside, where they burnt the lot of the seeds.
"HA! You dipshits, you missed this seed! No points! I'll just let it grow with a little water, we'll see what it is."
The four heroes crowded around the seed as it quickly grew. It took the form of a human, unsprouted, and stomped around like it thought it was Godzilla.
"This is bad. I can't give it enough heat, and cold doesn't slow it down enough!" Brisk said.
"Um, dude, you didn't answer the question. Can you smoke it?" Deluge asked.
"This is not the time to think about that stuff! First kill it, then smoke it!" Time Warp replied. He quickly grabbed Boombastic.
"What the hell are you doing?" Boombastic asked.
"Close your eyes, think of Christmas, and it'll be over in a second." The two traveled back in time and burnt the seed before they knew about its existence. When they traveled back, they were puzzled.
"What were those seeds?" Deluge asked.
"Probably a plant person invasion from the place those robot ships came from. It seems like something out of a comic book." Brisk replied.
"But how do we go through with stopping the invasion?"
"I'll handle that. I'll just pull a Weisinger. Basically, I'll take the us-es from a couple nanoseconds before this and keep them here until we beat them, then we all go to beat them." Time Warp went out of sight and came back with four replicas of them.
"Damn, that's cool. I mean, we are just FOUR SEXY BITCHES!" Boombastic yelled. The four went over to a Legion ship.
"How do we do this? We're too new for them to give us our own," Brisk replied.
"Quiet. Now to show what I learned in S.W.O." Boombastic quickly hotwired the cruiser as the team went in.
"Damn. How'd you learn that from them?"Brisk asked.
"Simple. I couldn't go into their offices with my own piece of shit speeder, I needed to "borrow" Mom and Dad's. Besides the point, I think it's time to enact rule number one for our motley crew of the damned." Boombastic replied.
"And what rule would that be?" Time Warp asked.
"Quite simply," Boombastic replied, "DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!"The team quickly blasted at top speeds out of the gate. Within a matter of hours, the team was at the planet where the robot ships originated from.
"Now, where would those seeds be?" Brisk wondered aloud.
"Um, bro, you might want to check that big building that says 'EVIL PLANT-MEN SEEDS.'" Boombastic replied.
"Great idea, Shane!" Brisk went over to the building. "Yep, it's full of seeds."
"TORCH THEM!" Deluge asked. Brisk and Boombastic proceeded to burn the lot of them. Suddenly, a plant creature came up to them.
"DAMN YOU! That was our holding silo for seeds of our best marijuana crop in years! Now we'll have to kill you!" The plant creatures took out laser weapons on the four. Brisk and Boombastic managed to hold their own against them, but were soon overcome. Finally, Deluge tried to work his magic.
"Okay, everyone! WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" Deluge caused a huge storm on them.
"Um, dude. They're plants. Plants like water," Time Warp replied.
"Don't worry, they'll die about...now," Deluge said as a sea of lightning struck one of the middle ones, starting a bonfire. As they burnt, they said "DAMN YOU ENVIRONMENTAL LACKEYS FOR MAKING US LET LIGHTNING FIRES BURN!" The heroes quickly sped off in their stolen cruiser as they let the plant people violently burn to death en masse. When they got back, the Legionnaires were waiting for them.
"So, where did you guys go?" Cosmic Boy asked.
"Nowhere in particular. You know, stop plant creatures from taking over the world... " Brisk replied.
"So you took the bait?"
"What bait?" Deluge asked.
"We took a weak robot ship mission that one of us could do blindfolded and just let you work your magic on the plant creatures. Good show."
The four heroes had only one thought on their minds as the news raced. "What do we get for this?"
"You know. We've found you a good Sub HQ and are issuing you that cruiser you hotwired. Good job, Substitutes. Continue on this path." Cosmic Boy shook the team members' hands as they went over to join the Legionnaires.
End Chapter One.
"Don't go too far. We need you all to check on our Headquarters," Cosmic Boy said.
"But we need to go out and get funky with our new title!" Brisk whined.
"Sorry. We heard about these robot ships coming toward Earth. We need to do some things real superheroes do. Just sit here and try to look pretty for cameras."
The team sat in the Green Room and played some video games. Time Warp attempted to put some makeup on, but was slapped by Brisk.
"Easy on that stuff. We all need to look as pretty. Now just do a good job of sitting here and we might actually get a mission."
The team waited. Eventually, Boombastic and Brisk started talking.
"Dude, are those...?" Boombastic asked.
"I think they're seeds of some sort." Brisk replied.
"Ten points if you two can burn the whole lot of them..." Deluge replied.
"I like those odds..." Brisk replied. He and Boombastic headed outside, where they burnt the lot of the seeds.
"HA! You dipshits, you missed this seed! No points! I'll just let it grow with a little water, we'll see what it is."
The four heroes crowded around the seed as it quickly grew. It took the form of a human, unsprouted, and stomped around like it thought it was Godzilla.
"This is bad. I can't give it enough heat, and cold doesn't slow it down enough!" Brisk said.
"Um, dude, you didn't answer the question. Can you smoke it?" Deluge asked.
"This is not the time to think about that stuff! First kill it, then smoke it!" Time Warp replied. He quickly grabbed Boombastic.
"What the hell are you doing?" Boombastic asked.
"Close your eyes, think of Christmas, and it'll be over in a second." The two traveled back in time and burnt the seed before they knew about its existence. When they traveled back, they were puzzled.
"What were those seeds?" Deluge asked.
"Probably a plant person invasion from the place those robot ships came from. It seems like something out of a comic book." Brisk replied.
"But how do we go through with stopping the invasion?"
"I'll handle that. I'll just pull a Weisinger. Basically, I'll take the us-es from a couple nanoseconds before this and keep them here until we beat them, then we all go to beat them." Time Warp went out of sight and came back with four replicas of them.
"Damn, that's cool. I mean, we are just FOUR SEXY BITCHES!" Boombastic yelled. The four went over to a Legion ship.
"How do we do this? We're too new for them to give us our own," Brisk replied.
"Quiet. Now to show what I learned in S.W.O." Boombastic quickly hotwired the cruiser as the team went in.
"Damn. How'd you learn that from them?"Brisk asked.
"Simple. I couldn't go into their offices with my own piece of shit speeder, I needed to "borrow" Mom and Dad's. Besides the point, I think it's time to enact rule number one for our motley crew of the damned." Boombastic replied.
"And what rule would that be?" Time Warp asked.
"Quite simply," Boombastic replied, "DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!"The team quickly blasted at top speeds out of the gate. Within a matter of hours, the team was at the planet where the robot ships originated from.
"Now, where would those seeds be?" Brisk wondered aloud.
"Um, bro, you might want to check that big building that says 'EVIL PLANT-MEN SEEDS.'" Boombastic replied.
"Great idea, Shane!" Brisk went over to the building. "Yep, it's full of seeds."
"TORCH THEM!" Deluge asked. Brisk and Boombastic proceeded to burn the lot of them. Suddenly, a plant creature came up to them.
"DAMN YOU! That was our holding silo for seeds of our best marijuana crop in years! Now we'll have to kill you!" The plant creatures took out laser weapons on the four. Brisk and Boombastic managed to hold their own against them, but were soon overcome. Finally, Deluge tried to work his magic.
"Okay, everyone! WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" Deluge caused a huge storm on them.
"Um, dude. They're plants. Plants like water," Time Warp replied.
"Don't worry, they'll die about...now," Deluge said as a sea of lightning struck one of the middle ones, starting a bonfire. As they burnt, they said "DAMN YOU ENVIRONMENTAL LACKEYS FOR MAKING US LET LIGHTNING FIRES BURN!" The heroes quickly sped off in their stolen cruiser as they let the plant people violently burn to death en masse. When they got back, the Legionnaires were waiting for them.
"So, where did you guys go?" Cosmic Boy asked.
"Nowhere in particular. You know, stop plant creatures from taking over the world... " Brisk replied.
"So you took the bait?"
"What bait?" Deluge asked.
"We took a weak robot ship mission that one of us could do blindfolded and just let you work your magic on the plant creatures. Good show."
The four heroes had only one thought on their minds as the news raced. "What do we get for this?"
"You know. We've found you a good Sub HQ and are issuing you that cruiser you hotwired. Good job, Substitutes. Continue on this path." Cosmic Boy shook the team members' hands as they went over to join the Legionnaires.
End Chapter One.