Author's Note: Sorry this took so long. I was sick and I have midterms coming soon and I couldn't think of any ideas and my computer was down and I was having account trouble. Just alot of things happening to me. Sorry if I got details here wrong, especially with comic book stuff. My memory is giving me problems. I'm gonna do Piotr next, then Beast, Wolverine, Iceman, Rogue, Jubilee, and finally Gambit. Then I have a big story with a lot of parts that includes a new character I made up. Ok, so she's a Mary Sue, but a very interesting Mary Sue. Anyways, I'm having trouble finding time to write, so you may see alot of stuff coming this weekend, cause its a three day weekend, then not alot for a while, and then another spurt. Just telling you all what to expect.
Monologue of an X-Man: ShadowCat
On the screen in front of me is the new X-men show Marvel told me about. They had to get my permission to use my character etc, etc, etc. I forgot, however, to ask how I would be portayed. A mistake that will now haunt me....
As the stick thin teen (I really look anorexic...) utters the word "like" about 5 times in a 10 word sentence, I feel the urge to phase a chair through the TV and leave it there. I guess since they left Jubilee out of the show they needed another valley girl.....
This is insane. I was a truly intelligent teenager, a fact they ignore on the show beside a quick remark bout me acing all my classes besides gym. And my vocabulary certainly doesn't betray that. I was the computer genius on the X-men team, and I have yet to see this cartoon creation of myself step near a computer. And why do I have a crush on Scott?!?!?!
Scott! Prick-boy! Mr.-I-have-a-stick-up-my-ass-the-size-of-a-log!!!! And to have Kurt liking me? Kurt is a PRIEST for Christ's sake--no pun intended.
Ok, I'm calm now. Yes, I know Kurt isn't a priest on the show. Yes, I know that Scott is slightly...a teeny tiny bit, less uptight on this new show. I just don't like Marvel jerking with my love life--my emotional life--period.
First there was Piotr. I really felt like a Lolita in that relationship. He was....just..soo much older than me. Granted, Peter was also alot older than me. But I was really young with Piotr. Not so with Peter. If they really wanted to hook us up, they could have waited until I wasn't jailbait. Then Peter. That was just....uck all around. He was...ok...while it lasted...but one had to know from the beginning that there were no long term prospects there.
Thats just the love life. Marvel screwed with every sort of relationship I had. Like with Illyana. They mad me suffer through her death at the hands of the Legacy Virus. The longest and most painful death possible for a mutant. They did this TO MY BEST FRIEND!
Then they attacked my mind itself. They had me possesed by Ogun. Granted, I got some useful skills out of that experience, but it was traumatic nonetheless.
Are they mad at me? For what reason? I didn't complain when the first cartoon came out without me as a lead. I didn't complain when all I had in the movie was a tiny cameo. I didn't complain whenever Marvel fucked with me in the comic strip.
But dammit, I have the right to complain now! That cartoon may only be the tip of the iceberg, but it just made the iceburg big enough to sink the Titanics that call themselves Marvel....