A Very Merry Hogwarts part 3 subtitled: Doomsdays
A/N to the A/N: The author's note is looooooooooooooong!!! For me anyway.
A/N: OOOoooooo! Subtitles are fun!!! Heeheehee, sowwy about the wait, folks. I had the worst case of writer's block possible for someone like me. But I did write 2 clichés!!! Aren't you proud? *rotten tomatoes are thrown* AGH! Okies, I see the problem. You wanna read the story, right? *NOD NOD NOD* Well, I have a few more announcements to make. First off, sorry to everyone who wanted to be in my "Halloween" cliché!! Omigoodness, I got way too many people!! I'll think up something to do with y'all. No, you can't be in the DSE unless I get an email from you (and I see if you are insane and have proof)…and please don't bombard me. *sighs...here comes the part you can skip if you don't give about the DSE*. I mean, at first I had the people I wanted to be in it, then I got two emails from a couple of REALLY insane girls…then I added in another cuz it had to do with the new member. And some people don't necessarily meet with the insanity laws… I really didn't think that a bunch of people would wanna be in it!! And I have another person in mind to add. Anyway…the sub tells a lot. Remember the 3 'r's (and not the reduce, reuse, recycle ones or whatever it is) Read, review, remember. Remember the next part that is! I like looooong stuff. Has anyone out there seen my bio lately? I think it's the longest one written! Anywhee, here it comes!! *laughs at herself for writing a pointless author's note*
Summary: This one deserves a summary. Lemme see, a 'death'. Sounds great. And the 'death' is a something that has to do with the rest of this series. PG13 for language. Not like the stuff I normally write. Note the quote things around death.
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"Lissie! He's gone! Come out!! And bring the stuff!" Lily yelled. "Crap! I think they're coming back!"
"Lils! Help me! I think I just locked myself in here!!"
"Prongs, wait! I forgot my money!!" Sirius burst back into the common room, panting. "Yo, Lil, can I borrow 50?"
"50? 50? No way!!"
"Lily! Come on!!"
She sighed, a long, fake, sigh. "Fine fine fine! Here! Take 75!!"
It had all been planned.
"Thanksbye!!" He darted back out so she wouldn't change her mind at the last second.
"LILY EVANS!!! HELP ME!!!"
"Coming, Lissie, dear." She trudged up the stairs, to de-stick the jammed closet. Why in the hell did she use this closet? I thought she knew it got stuck. Oh, well.
"AHHHHHHHH-!!!"
Lily heard the scream and skipped the last 5 steps. She ripped open the door to the closet and nearly screamed. There was a small pool of blood, a knife dark to the hilt, and a note.
GRYFFINDORS-YOU COULD BE NEXT. WATCH OUT FOR THE SHADOWS. IF YOU WANT TO SEE THIS GIRL ALIVE DON 'T LOOK FOR HER. THE DARK LORD.
Lily fainted on the spot.
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When Lily awoke, she was in a hospital room. Everything seemed fuzzy.
"Shoo! Out! I have a patient to tend to!!"
"What difference does it make if I'm here or not? I'm not hurting anything!" James refused to move.
"Bu-I…!" Madame Pomfrey sputtered.
"Poppy, just do it! The boy can't possibly make any disruptions while you're giving Ms. Evans here medicine, now can he?" Professor Dumbledore ended the dispute.
"Fine." Poppy set around the room, measuring and adding things to the vile purple-green liquid. "Drink this and don't ask what it is."
Lily nearly gagged when she finished the drink. It was horrible and it felt like fire in her throat. Her tongue felt like it was going to burn off. James tried to hide a smile. Lily eyes suggested sure death once she could get out of the room. He cracked up.
When she was finally able to talk, Lily managed to say," James Thomas Potter, you are dead!!"
From outside the door they could here muffled laughing. Sirius, of course. James turned to Lily and grinned an evil grin. Lily didn't pick up.
"Why the hell are you grinning at me like that, boy? Get out!! Out out OUT!!!"
"Ow!! Ok, ok!! Stop throwing things, woman!! Not the alarm clock!! OWIE!!" James screamed.
"MR. POTTER!! OUT OF MY PATIENTS ROOM NOW!!" Madame Pomfrey went into a rage like never before, chucking things at James' head and screaming her lungs out.
"No, please!! Don't throw anything else!!! NOOOOOO!" James was pushed out and landed on top of a hysterical Sirius. "Sirius Black, do shut up! The world would be three times as nice!"
"Touchy, touchy! Don't have a cow!"
"Does anything near me look like a frikken cow??? Do I look pregnant???"
"No, sergeant!! Aye, aye captain!!"
"Sirius, if I were you, I'd run!"
"Oh no. I suspect major pain in my future. Can I write my last will and testamony?"
James sighed, "Testament, Sirius. Testament."
"And does it look like I care?" Sirius raised his eyebrows mockingly.
"Ok, I give up. Let's go back to the common room." James stood up.
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About a week and half later, everyone was really starting to get worried. No one knew where Felicity was and Sirius was in the middle of a nervous breakdown.
"How can Binns assign so much godforsaken homework?? Geez! Look at this sheet!!" He handed Lily a sheet that looked like this:
Write a four foot long essay on one of the following topics:
Great Witches & Wizards of the Past
One of the four great hogwarts founders. and if you've forgotten the names, they are: Godric gryffindor, helena hufflepuff, rowena ravenclaw, and salazar slytherin.(Hint: think houses)
stake burning
Witch hangings
the city of salem and the happenings of the city
The city of hogsmeade-following topics: Founding or its place in our society
this essay must be completed and turned in by October 29th.
"I know Sirius. Remember that I have him for a class, too." Lily rolled her eyes.
"But! Someone with my abilities can't do this!!! You've got to help me-or better yet," Sirius made a puppy dog face at her, "you could write it for me! Please?"
"NO way!!!"
"But Lily!!"
"Sirius Black!! I'm not doing it!!"
"FINE!! be a meanie-poo!"
Remus snickered. "Good comeback Padfoot. Real smooth."
"I know. Thank you" He made a sweeping bow and settled down to decide what to write on.
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Christine and Lily were walking back to the common room then next day after class when they found the next note.
Gryffindors-beware. the shadows are watching you.
They looked at each other and ran towards Dumbledore's office, screaming.
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