A Very Merry Hogwarts part 6
A/N: My name is pinky gizzardchuncks!!! HAHAHA! THIS IS THE LAST PART!!!! Why don't you just review and make a little girl happy? Heesies. This should be a doozy. MUSHY AND FLUFFY AND SILLY!!
Disclaimer: um….I'll be normal. Sadly, I don't own anyone. *sniffy*
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All was quiet outside. A half moon shone over the castle, making it look alive. Times like this, Lily felt there was no evil, and nothing could harm her. She knew it wasn't true. All she knew was that her last night of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was perfect. And that's how it stayed.
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Morning dawned, bright and clear. The dorm they occupied was clean for once. Everyone had been packing for weeks before school was going to end. Lily found her pocket Sneakoscope hidden in the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom. Her essay that was assigned in second year was found stuffed in back of a portrait. Lily sighed and sat back on her haunches.
"Why is leaving like going on a treasure hunt? I mean, give me a list of lost things and I guarantee I can find it!"
"Calm down. Let's just pack."
"I don't know Lissie, I wanna see how the boys are doing."
Lily got up and walked to the boy's dorm. Upon opening the door, a pair of dancing, smiling fruit boxers hit her in the face. The room was a shambles. It looked like the guys were unpacking, rather than packing. Red faced, James walked up to her, kissed her, and took the boxers from her.
"I'll just be taking these to the shredder now. Heh heh."
"Those are yours? I rather think you'd look cute in them!" She grinned innocently at him.
"Now that's just cold!"
"Aww…Jamie boy, why don't you make your girlfriend happy and try them on?" Sirius grinned widely at his best friend, looking like an insane clown.
"Sirius…shut up. You're the one who threw your trunk out the window!"
"Do tell more, James! As in how he managed to heave "Da Monster" out the window…?"
"Well, my red-headed beauty, Sirius' 'monster' was empty, except for the underwear. And we just so happened to hex the trunk to fly out the window when he tried to pick it up. And the underwear went flying like snow out the window all over Missie Leaux." He finished the tale and sat back, making smoochy faces at Lily.
Lily didn't make smoochy faces back, just calmly looked out the broken window at the ground below. It was littered with undies and socks. For some reason, she saw the outline of that Muggle television show host's face, Bob Barker.
"Price's Right…ugh." She muttered, shuddering at the image of him dancing in Sirius' underwear.
"What, Lily?"
"Nothing…nothing at all."
"Heehee…aren't my undies colorful?…OUCH! Lily…why'd you punch me?" Sirius clutched at his nose, whimpering like a dog.
"`Cause. We're leaving and I felt like punching you."
"Good reason to punch someone so innocent like me!"
"Oh baby, baby, You're sure as Hell not innocent."
"You didn't strike the Britney pose, Lily!" James whined and tried to look sad, but only managed to look like a cross between constipation and dopey.
"Do shut up, moron."
"That's no way to treat your-OUCH!"
"Haha! Jamsie-poo got hit! I bet it didn't hurt considering the fact that Lily's a g-"
"Don't you dare say it, Sirius Black!"
"-girl."
SLAP!
"Mommy…help me….I'm hurt by a g-good hitting Lily!!!"
"Poor poor baby Blackie. Not. Now get up and don't make fun of me again!"
"Yes'm gen'rl!" Sirius saluted her in the army fashion, then dove under his bed.
"He's gonna get lost under there and in 20 years, some innocent boy's gonna find him, covered in dust bunnies."
"Yeah…and then they'll run, screaming out of the room."
"Lily, James?" Sirius's muffled voice came from under his bed. "I have 3 dust bunnies up my nose…and I think the bed just collapsed on me. OOF!"
Lily and James promptly ran out of the room, leaving Padfoot…or Bunnie stranded under his bed. They passed McGonnagal in the hall and she figured that they were grinning because they would be free of detentions. How wrong.
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"Now…graduates…you'll have to get into order like in 1st year when you were sorted. Please get into line."
"And you think I can remember where I stood for the Sorting?" James muttered, trying to comb his hair to an acceptable look. He only managed to look like he'd rolled out of bed, so he gave up.
"Where's Sirius Black?"
Lily and James started rolling with laughter. If Sirius made any progress, he'd be sitting by his bed, picking the dust bunnies out of his nose.
"A-HEM! Mr. Potter, Ms. Po- excuse me Evans, I can still give you detention. Don't think me that nice." Professor McGonnagal wiped at her eyes, then came to order. "Will someone go see where Sirius has gone to?"
"WE WILL!" James and Lily ran out of the Great Hall, laughing.
Once they reached the boy's dorm, they threw open the door to find a pair of legs sticking out from under a bed and a voice singing "Hit me bunnies one more time…oh bunnie bunnie…"
"Um, Sirius? Are we interrupting something? Cause we can leave…"
"No, Lily! Don't leave me!! There's an evil bunnie out to get me!"
"Shut up Sirius. It's time to graduate. Are you ready?" James asked his friend.
"No-I mean…yes…I don't know!" Sirius whined. "Can you help me out?"
"Fine."
Together, Lily and James pulled Padfoot out from under the bed. Once getting out, he looked like he'd gone outside when the drier had exploded. Dust bunnies were everywhere.
"How long till the ceremony?"
"When you get back. And McGonnagal will kill us if you don't move your butt faster."
"Ok, Lily."
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"Now we will hand out diplomas. When I call your name, please come and accept your diploma. Amanda Applebe."
They went through the A's and then started on the B's. Passed the Ba's, Be's, Bo's and no sign of 'Black'. Sirius began to shift nervously, bumping into the girl coined 'Laura Chan' in back of him. With every name called, he sank further back until he was in front of Lily.
"Sirius?! What are you doing back here?"
"Oh dearie me, I'm sorry! I seemed to have skipped a section!" Dumbledore smiled at the name on the diploma. "John Black!"
"John?! Your name is John?" Lily had to clap a hand over her mouth to keep from cracking up.
"Um…no. My name is Sirius Black."
The real John Black went up, accepted his diploma, and smiled at his parents in the audience almost evilly. He was a Slytherin, after all.
"Maria Black."
Sirius grinned. That was his twin sister. (A/N: Now I don't want to hear anything about Maria Black, ok?)
"And lastly, Sirius Black!"
Everyone clapped and cheered, except for the Slytherins, who booed. lily straightened her robes and waited to be called.
"Here are the graduating E's. Jan Eager. John Eager. Lauri Ehere. Marshall Engle. And, our Head Girl, Lily Evans!"
Lily walked up and accepted her diploma, dropping a kiss on Dumbledore's cheek. James pretended to be mad, but was grinning the whole time. Sirius threw a dust bunnie at her when she passed and she punched him in the shoulder.
The list moved on. Everyone who she knew graduated. Once the diploma ceremony was finished, Lily got ready to make her Head Girl speech.
"Here's our Head Girl with a speech.''
Lily walked up to the platform and smoothed her paper with the speech on it. She didn't really need the paper; it was just there. Lily began to talk.
"Friends, Family, Teachers. Here we end another year of Hogwarts. Here is where it all began for us and here is where it shall end. Now is when we grow up. It'll be hard to leave, but we all have futures ahead that hold something wonderful. So many things have happened, and leaving doesn't mean to forget. It just means that you have one more important thing in your heart. How can we forget Hogwarts? I don't know. But all I know is, I'm so happy to have been able to be here, through everything. And I know I'll never forget anyone. Thank you."
Everyone clapped and Lily grinned happily.
" I thank you Ms. Evans. I have a few words to say now." Dumbledore stood up and began to pat his pockets in search of his little speech. "My my my…where has it-here we are!" He cleared his throat. "To the graduating class of 1978, I hope that you all have a great life. And come back to visit sometime! I shall miss you all greatly. Yes, Black, even you. Don't look at me like that! You all have great potential and I wish you well." He sat down with tears in his eyes.
"LET THE PARTY BEGIN!!!" James yelled.
Food appeared on the table, music began to play, and people began to talk.
Sirius, James, and Remus ran up to the boy's dorm to 'leave their mark' as they put it. Lily felt horribly sorry for the 6th year boys. They'd probably be finding all sorts of things in their beds, closets, and every nook and cranny.
Lily was happy. It was going to be hard to live life without Hogwarts, but they'd all manage.
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At one o' clock that next morning, the scarlet stem engine known as the Hogwarts Express pulled into the station with the now graduated students. (A/N: In this story, the 1-6th years are brought home during the day and the 7th years that night after the 'party') Lily sleepily got up and pushed her hair out of her eyes. James was still sleeping with his head on her shoulder. She pushed him over and got up.
"Wake up! We're at the station."
"It's time for school already mommy?"
"Shut up Sirius, I know you're not being serious. Or is it the other was around?" She slapped him. "Get up, moron."
"I'm up, I'm up!"
They stumbled off the train, where it was cold for June. Winds whipped and a cold rain poured down.
"How appropriate for the day." James muttered to no one in particular.
Lily hugged everyone, then kissed James until Sirius began to wolf whistle. She hit him with her bag, leaving a red mark.
"Lily…LILY EVANS!!!!" Petunia growled. She and Vernon were holding hands.
"Oh yay. Just who I wanted to see."
"Bye Lily!"
"Bye Sirius!"
"Goodbye Lily! Hope you live to see your birthday!"
"So do I Remus!" She called
"SIRIUS!!! MARIA!!!"
"MUMMY!!!" They yelled, running over to their mother.
"Well…" James began.
"Sooo…I don't suppose you'd like to get a ride with us…?" Lily asked him, scanning the crowd for his parents, whom she now knew well, living next to him.
"Sure!"
And so, they walked through the barrier for the last time, Petunia yelling all sorts of insults at Lily. Until Lily got pissed off and turned her into a pigeon.
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Twenty years later, a seventh year named Harry Potter was walking around the corner of Hogwarts with his friends. He noticed something white in the bushed.
"My Lord…"
It was a pair of underwear with the name Sirius Black on the waistband.
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A/N: Heesies…I hope you enjoyed the last 'AVMH' story! Please review!!!