Summary: Our group is still stuck in a room. It's bedtime…chaos ensues…
Category: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG-13
Author: Pipper
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, but I wanna play with them, so NYUH!
WARNING: Kinda slashy and sexual, but NOT really. SOME explicit language, but hey, who's complaining? ;-)
[Scene 2: It's bedtime…but there's only one small bed, a blanket, and a couple of pillows. Hehehe…]
Qui-Gon: The blanket isn't big enough for everyone…
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda can always sleep on the floor.
Amidala: *Lifts facial mask* I believe Obi-Wan is right; Master Yoda is a Jedi Master…and Jedi Masters are supposed to be humble. *Grin*
Yoda: Respect the elders, you must!
Anakin: Umm…Master Yoda…can you please get your stick out of the way, it's hitting my face.
Qui-Gon: *Backed up against the wall* Please everyone, *grunt* stay calm, and stop moving around…*grunt* it's getting rather hard to breathe…
Obi-Wan: Master…is that your light saber poking at my thigh?
Qui-Gon: *Grin*
Yoda: *Looks at Anakin* How feel you? Hrmm?
Anakin: Scared…I'm scared of the dark…
Yoda: Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate-
Obi-Wan: --and hate will lead to you suffering a slow, painful death if you don't shut up. I am trying to sleep here. *Glare*
Yoda: *Gasp* *Moves away from Obi-Wan and lies next to Anakin*
Qui-Gon: Your Highness, may we please use your incredibly large dress as a blanket?
Amidala: *Sits up* Umm…I don't think so, Qui-Gon…you see…I'm…I'm not wearing anything under…the dress…*Blush*
Anakin: *Squirms* Guys…I need to pee…
Qui-Gon: Then go, Ani, the bathroom is about seven feet away from you.
Anakin: But Master Qui-Gon…I'm afraid…
Yoda: Fear leads to anger, anger *sees Obi-Wan throwing him a menacing glare* go you must, young one. There is nothing to fear.
Anakin: *Squirms some more* I don't think I can hold it in…ah-ah-ah--*sighs in relief*
Amidala: Hmm…why is my left side all moist and warm?
[Anakin looks down, sheepishly.]
Amidala: Oh. My. Gods. You did NOT just do that!
Anakin: I'm sorry…
Qui-Gon: Master Yoda, would you please clean the child up?
Yoda: -_-
--End Scene 2-
~To be continued~