Summary: Master and Padawan commit a little late night mischief.
Category: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG-13
Author: Pipper
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, but I wanna play with them, so NYUH!
WARNING: Kinda slashy and sexual but NOTHING major.
[Scene 3: Everyone is asleep except for Obi-Wan…he talks to his Master.]
Obi-Wan: Master?
Qui-Gon: *Wakes up* Yes, Padawan?
Obi-Wan: I can't sleep…
Qui-Gon: Why is that?
Obi-Wan: I don't have a pillow…
[Qui-Gon picks up Yoda and gives him to Obi-Wan.]
Qui-Gon: Here, you can use Master Yoda.
Obi-Wan: Eww. -_-
[Qui-Gon sees that Amidala is sound asleep; he notices a couple of markers on the drawer.]
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan…are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Obi-Wan: *Lays hand on Qui-Gon's thigh* I hope so… *wishful look*
Qui-Gon: Not that! Maybe later, though… but what I meant was… *points to markers then points to Amidala* *Evil grin*
Obi-Wan: *Grin* Master, you're so bad…
[Master and Padawan gets up, grabs markers, and closes in on Amidala.]
Qui-Gon: *Uncaps marker* Ready, Padawan?
Obi-Wan: I don't know, Master…she wears all that make-up, I don't think anyone will notice…
Qui-Gon: Hmm…I'll give her a mustache, you can do the beard.
Obi-Wan: Hehehe…yes, Master. *Uncaps marker*
Qui-Gon: Umm…Obi-Wan, what is your hand doing on Her Highness' chest?
Obi-Wan: I don't know what you're talking about…*tries to look innocent*
Qui-Gon: That expression hasn't fooled me since you were 16. *Rolls eyes*
[Master and Padawan starts drawing on Amidala.]
Obi-Wan: Master! *Glare*
Qui-Gon: What?
Obi-Wan: *Points to Qui-Gon's hand cupping Amidala's breast*
Qui-Gon: I was uhh…I…uhh…I was merely leaning in for support. Yeah, that's right, support. *Nervous chuckling*
Obi-Wan: -_- Master, we want her to look stupid *thinks again* stupidER, not give her breast cancer.
Qui-Gon: *Sigh* *Takes hand away*
Obi-Wan: *Looks up and sees Yoda floating* Hmm… *Evil grin*
[Obi-Wan grabs Yoda from mid-air and sets him next to Amidala's right leg.]
Obi-Wan: Hehehe…
Qui-Gon: Padawan! Why I never thought you were so bad! *Grin*
[Yoda starts humping Amidala's leg.]
Yoda: Hrmm…hrmm…hrmm…*humps*
Obi-Wan: *Points to Yoda* *giggles*
Qui-Gon: *Covers mouth trying not to laugh*
Obi-Wan: I can't wait till she wakes up…*stifles a laugh*
[Master and Padawan come back to the bed…]
Obi-Wan: Master?
Qui-Gon: Yes, Padawan?
Obi-Wan: Do you always bring your light saber to bed?
Qui-Gon: No, Padawan, my light saber is on the dresser over there.
Obi-Wan: Then what's that thing poking at-oh.
Qui-Gon: *Wink*
Obi-Wan: Oh…
--End Scene 3-
~To be continued~