Summary: A re-write of Scene 4.
Category: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, but I wanna play with them, so NYUH! I don't get money off this, so please don't sue.
Author: Pipper
WARNING: Jedi perversion ahead…you have been warned.
Author's note: The last one was too short and it was quickly done…so here's something to make up for it.
[SCENE 4: Amidala awakens and goes to the bathroom to wash up.]
Amidala: *Grunt* Hmm…uhn…why do I feel as if someone's been pummeling my chest?! *Shakes head and moves towards the refresher*
[Amidala turns the faucet on and looks in the mirror.]
Amidala: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Everyone is awaken by the scream and runs to see what's going on.]
Qui-Gon: *Knocks on door* Your Highness! Are you all right?
Anakin: Is she in danger?! *Worried expression*
Yoda: Hard to see that Dark Side is, or when close the door is. *Rolls eyes* Hrmm… *Uses walking stick to push the button that opens the door*
Qui-Gon: Your Highness? *Walks in…*
Amidala: Look at this! *Points to her face*
Qui-Gon: *Tries no to laugh*
Amidala: This is not a laughing matter!
Anakin: What's going on? *Sees Amidala* Heeheehee! I don't remember you growing those! *Points to Amidala's face and laughs*
Amidala: Oh, shush, child!
Obi-Wan: Watch out, your Highness, *chuckles* those things will really kick in once you turn sixteen. *Laughs*
Qui-Gon: You know…facial hair makes a person seem…more…defined, and dignified. *Fumbles his beard* *Smile*
Amidala: *Glare*
Yoda: Leave her be, you should. *Turns to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan and throws them a disapproving look*
Amidala: Thank you, Master Yoda.
Yoda: *Turns to Amidala and grins* Wish to borrow my razor, do you? *Chuckles*
[Everyone laughs.]
Qui-Gon: Good one, my Master! *Laughs* *Taps Yoda's back…just a little too hard*
[Yoda falls on the floor, face first.]
Yoda: *Grunt*
Anakin: *Laughs* *Picks up Yoda and carries him*
Amidala: *Shakes her head* Get out! All of you, OUT! *Whimpers*
[Everyone stops laughing.]
Obi-Wan: Amidala is every thing all right?
Anakin: You mean other than the obvious? *Chuckles*
Qui-Gon: Ani! *Glare*
Anakin: Sorry.
Obi-Wan: Your Highness?
Amidala: My…my chest hurts…
[Qui-Gon and Obi-wan blush.]
Yoda: Hrmm…heal others I can. Treat your injury I should. *Grimy little paws reach out for Amidala's chest*
[Amidala clutches her chest and backs away from Yoda.]
Amidala: Don't come any closer!
Yoda: Hrmm…fear me you should not. Help you I will. *Tries to get out of Anakin's grasp*
Anakin: Master Yoda!
[Yoda lunges at Amidala, grabs hold and nuzzles at her breasts, shaking head and everything.]
Yoda: Hrmm…you're so soft…hrmm…so soft…hrmm. *Nuzzles some more*
Amidala: *Struggles* Get! Off! Me! PERVERT! *Throws Yoda in the bathtub*
*THUD*
[Everyone glares at Yoda.]
Amidala: *Pants*
Yoda: *Scratches head* Wanted to help her I merely did. Wish she were as willing as Yaddle, I do. *Remembers times _with_ Yaddle* *Starts to hump walking stick*
Everyone: Eww. -_-
Qui-Gon: *Covers Anakin's eyes*
Anakin: Thank you, Master Qui-Gon.
Amidala: Please don't tell me that that's how he got his seat in the Council…
Obi-Wan: *Closes shower curtain to give Yoda some privacy* Pray to whatever gods you know that we may never find out. *Shrugs*
Yoda: Hrmm…hrmm…hrmm…Yaddle…uhh…hrmm…
--End Scene 4-
~To be continued~