Recruits 5: This Is The Song That Never Ends...
Author: The ever so lovable Natas! WEE!
Disclaimer: *BWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAA* I OWN THEM ALL! All them apples I mean! Everyone else belongs to their respectful owner (Is that enough ass kissing?).
Summary: Why do I even bother with this part? Really! WHY!?
Authors Notes: *SNIFF* I'm getting better! NO! My mind isn't as warped and this may (and I regret saying it) be the last! I'll leave it open for a sequel, but I'm not promising anything.
Give me a dollar and I'll give you a note: I REALLY WANTED SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO LIKED TOAD TO BE IN THIS ONE, BUT NO ONE FESSED UP! (*looks at you all with the evil eye*)
Possibly the last notes for this series *sniff*: RIGHTS FOR SCOTT!
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"Number ninety-seven!" Lamb Chop screamed at the top of her (it's) lungs.
"What are we doing here?" Charlie Horse asked as he wheeled his wheelchair into the room.
"I have NO idea." She answered.
Just then, the door opened and in walked Apocalypse.
"Who are you!?" Hush Puppy asked as he sat in the shadows.
"Apocalypse, you stupid sock puppet!" He snapped.
"Hey! I resemble that remark!" They all shouted in unison.
"Rriigghhtt... Where's Jean and the Professor? And who are you?"
"Who are you?" Charlie Horse asked.
"I already answered you!" He shouted as usual.
"No, you answered him!" He said as he pointed to Hush Puppy as he was... erm... cleaning himself.
"That's disgusting! I'm reporting you all to the-"
"GET BACK HERE YOU PESKY PUPPY THINGS!" A bald man with a funny shaped head yelled as he ran past Apocalypse.
"Catch us if you can!" The one with the pants said.
"Wait!" Apocalypse yelled, "WHO ARE ALL OF YOU! AND WHERE'S THE PROFESSOR AND JEAN!?"
"I'm Yakko!" The one with pants said.
"I'm Wakko!" The one without pants said as he made a 'spew' face.
"And I'm," The girl one took a ddeeeepp breath, "Dot. What'd ya expect?"
"And who are YOU?" Hush Puppy asked.
"I ALREADY ANSWERED YOU!" He screamed in a very girly voice.
"Did you? I don't remember."
"Potty!" Wakko yelled as he ran around the room.
"What did I do to deserve this?" Apocalypse asked the ceiling like so many stupid characters do in fics.
"I don't know, you just kinda fit the part." I said to him from my computer which was set up right in front of him. I waved at him.
"Wanna be our special friend?" Yakko said, interrupting any chance of him finding anything else out from me.
"NO! Now leave me alone!" He yelped.
"I think you do!" He said as he and the other two of his kind grabbed him and dragged him into the shadows and back into their universe.
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screeched in the highest, girliest, pants much to tight way possible.
"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people STARTED singing it, not knowing what it was. And they continued singing it forever just because." Lamb Chop, Charlie Horse, and Hush Puppy sang as they walked into the shadows that lead to their dimension. (I feel bad for you if you read all of that.)
"That was a nice break from all of this OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED!" The Professor screamed as he walked into the recruitment office and being met by a huge mess of what was once sanity.
"The dimension transferences are off the chart!" Beast yelled from out of no where, being that he wasn't even anywhere or anything like that.
"OH TRAH!" Nightcrawler yelled as he and Trah fell out of the shadows, wildly making out.
"OH CHIGLIAK!" Jubilee yelled as she and Chigliak fell out of some other shadows.
"OH 8-)!" A shadow yelled as it fell out of the... um... what DO shadows fall out of?
"WHAT IS GOING ON!?" The Professor demanded.
"OH SCOTT!" Logan yelped (that's right, yelped) as he and Scott fell out of the Blackbird doing more then making out (*evil grin here*).
"I did not expect that..." The Professor sighed.
"OH BEAST AND ORORO!" Jean said as she walked through the doors.
"That's getting real old, ya know?" The Professor said to me.
"Yeah, I know. What do you expect?" I answered.
"Hey, can you make Toad go for me? He's so cute and green!" The Professor sighed with a glint of lust in his eyes.
"I think I'm done here!" I yelled as I packed up my computer and all of my other stuff that didn't exist in any other fics, but there sure was a lot of.
"You're going?" Scott asked as he came up for air much to Logan's disappointment.
"YES! Now are you going to see me out, or what?" I said in a REAL snobby voice.
"HA HA HA! YOU'RE LEAVING! YOU'RE LEAVING!" They all shouted in unison and started murmuring amongst themselves.
As I slowly walked to the end of the driveway, everyone stood at the door of the mansion and waved me good-bye.
"Ya'll come back now, ya hear?" Rogue and Marie yelled in unison, which erupted into a cat fight for some reason.
When they all thought I was gone, St. John spoke up, "You think he's gone for good?"
"No, I'm afraid not. People like him are usually the ones who come back for more. It's like a drug to them. It's pathetic actually."
Everyone generally agreed.
"Hey," Jean started, "At least he wasn't a Mary Sue type of person."
Just then, a woman with perfect hair, perfect muscles, a perfect figure, and extra white teeth walked up to them.
"Hi, I'm Mary. I'm here for the recruitment?"
~FIN~
(I hope not.)
(Ah, it is.)
(Hope ya'll liked it!)
(I'm gonna start a new series soon, so look out for it!)
(Once again, PLEASE wish me luck with the CSSSA!!!)
(PS: RIGHTS FOR SCOTT!)