Ok, ok I know it's short, again. but I can't help it! if I don't write to post right away, I loose my muse.
(don't I do, you little doogie you yes I do!!! erm,.. sorry)
so I'll just post this, again, and the next pieces two (I think it'll be 2 more, maybe 3.)
andd,,. well, when I'm done I'mm just paste it together and get rid of all the small ones to make this into on GIANT story!!
how's that then? :)
well, anyway, on with it!
Dragonball is not mine. Pesky is. Visit her on my homepage and check her pic in my profile!
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"Chichi! I'm HOOOOOOOME!"
Goku walked in the front door with an ear-to-ear grin on his face.
Without even bothering with taking his boots off, he continued right into the kitchen.
"Hi chi! what's for,.."
That was odd.
She was usually half-done with lunch by now.
But she wasn't there.
Scratching his head, he checked the main room, then went upstairs to check there.
No one home anywhere.
No Chichi.
No lunch.
"Oh, well. she's bound to be back soon."
He smiled goofily, then got a pensive frown on his face again as he walked back down.
"hmmm,.." he thought to himself.
"SHe maybe back soon, but I'm hungry now,..... I know!"
he explaimed happily. "She probably left me something in to fridge."
And without further adue he sauntered over to the fridge and stuck his head in all the way,
the way he always did when he was looking for food.
His back went stiff as a board at the sight that greeted him.
It was the worst thing imaginable to him in all the world.
"AaaaaayaaaaHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!"
With a cry like thus he litterly flew backward till his back met with a wall.
"Empty."
And that it was.
Completely and utterly empty;
there wasn't a crumb to eat in the entire fridge!
Goku couldn't bare to look at it.
So he stepped forward and slammed the fridge shut.
"This can't be happening!" he spoke aloud.
"Chichi would never let something this horrid happen in _her_ house."
He was starting to hyperventilate. He had been sparring hard! He was hungry. He needed to eat!
"The cupboard!" pulling it open so violently is was a miracle the hinges held.
"AAAYAAAYAAEEEEEeeeeeeeeempty!"
Again.
Slamming it shut, he tryed the one next to it, finding it, too was:
"Empty!"
"...EMpty."
"EMPTY!"
"EMpty, EMpty emPTy EMPTY@!!!!"
"AAAAARCH~!"
Goku looked about wide-eyed and panting.
This was a nightmare. One horrid, terrible nightmare.
If only CHichi were here. She 'd know what to do,.. she'd at least have money to order takeout.
Not for the first time, Goku cursed himself for not getting his own wallet.
Where _was_ CHichi?
Then, he saw it.
A note on the fridge.
Goku tore it down and started to deciphered it.
As he read on and on, his face turned from shock to anger, to puzzlement and finally to rage.
Crumbling the note in his fist, he tossed it to the side.
With a look of pure fury in his eyes, he powered up to supersayj-jin.
THen took off, right through the cieling, though the second floor and loft, finally through the roof.
Within seconds his golden-blazing aura was but a mere speck of light on the horizon, and then it, too, was gone.
Behind him, his whole house lay in shambles, the dust settling in an eerie silence.
Like nothing had ever happened at all.
And within the rumble that he had created, a note lay.
The note that had driven our hero to a dregree of anger he had experienced only few times before in his life.
The writing on the paper was in red crayon, and done with an unsteady, perhaps even young hand.
It read:
"
_dear Goku._
_I have eaten all things in your fridge and every other bit of food in your house._
_Do not bother waiting for your wife to come back, for I have hidden her in a special, secret place._
_Where you will never find her. _
_And where she does not like it at all._
_I have told her bad things too._
_And I have been unfriendly and abusive to several friends of yours who I will not name here._
_I have done all of these things because I am evil, and because I plan to take over the world._
_And because I think you cannot beat me up and stop me anyway. _
_Thought that might work._
_In fact, It would be the only thing that would._
_But you're not going to._
_Because your nice and weak and will not hurt me. _
_So I will conquer the world while you sit around doing nothing and having no food._
_Signed, your fellow alien, Vegeta._
"
(don't I do, you little doogie you yes I do!!! erm,.. sorry)
so I'll just post this, again, and the next pieces two (I think it'll be 2 more, maybe 3.)
andd,,. well, when I'm done I'mm just paste it together and get rid of all the small ones to make this into on GIANT story!!
how's that then? :)
well, anyway, on with it!
Dragonball is not mine. Pesky is. Visit her on my homepage and check her pic in my profile!
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"Chichi! I'm HOOOOOOOME!"
Goku walked in the front door with an ear-to-ear grin on his face.
Without even bothering with taking his boots off, he continued right into the kitchen.
"Hi chi! what's for,.."
That was odd.
She was usually half-done with lunch by now.
But she wasn't there.
Scratching his head, he checked the main room, then went upstairs to check there.
No one home anywhere.
No Chichi.
No lunch.
"Oh, well. she's bound to be back soon."
He smiled goofily, then got a pensive frown on his face again as he walked back down.
"hmmm,.." he thought to himself.
"SHe maybe back soon, but I'm hungry now,..... I know!"
he explaimed happily. "She probably left me something in to fridge."
And without further adue he sauntered over to the fridge and stuck his head in all the way,
the way he always did when he was looking for food.
His back went stiff as a board at the sight that greeted him.
It was the worst thing imaginable to him in all the world.
"AaaaaayaaaaHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!"
With a cry like thus he litterly flew backward till his back met with a wall.
"Empty."
And that it was.
Completely and utterly empty;
there wasn't a crumb to eat in the entire fridge!
Goku couldn't bare to look at it.
So he stepped forward and slammed the fridge shut.
"This can't be happening!" he spoke aloud.
"Chichi would never let something this horrid happen in _her_ house."
He was starting to hyperventilate. He had been sparring hard! He was hungry. He needed to eat!
"The cupboard!" pulling it open so violently is was a miracle the hinges held.
"AAAYAAAYAAEEEEEeeeeeeeeempty!"
Again.
Slamming it shut, he tryed the one next to it, finding it, too was:
"Empty!"
"...EMpty."
"EMPTY!"
"EMpty, EMpty emPTy EMPTY@!!!!"
"AAAAARCH~!"
Goku looked about wide-eyed and panting.
This was a nightmare. One horrid, terrible nightmare.
If only CHichi were here. She 'd know what to do,.. she'd at least have money to order takeout.
Not for the first time, Goku cursed himself for not getting his own wallet.
Where _was_ CHichi?
Then, he saw it.
A note on the fridge.
Goku tore it down and started to deciphered it.
As he read on and on, his face turned from shock to anger, to puzzlement and finally to rage.
Crumbling the note in his fist, he tossed it to the side.
With a look of pure fury in his eyes, he powered up to supersayj-jin.
THen took off, right through the cieling, though the second floor and loft, finally through the roof.
Within seconds his golden-blazing aura was but a mere speck of light on the horizon, and then it, too, was gone.
Behind him, his whole house lay in shambles, the dust settling in an eerie silence.
Like nothing had ever happened at all.
And within the rumble that he had created, a note lay.
The note that had driven our hero to a dregree of anger he had experienced only few times before in his life.
The writing on the paper was in red crayon, and done with an unsteady, perhaps even young hand.
It read:
"
_dear Goku._
_I have eaten all things in your fridge and every other bit of food in your house._
_Do not bother waiting for your wife to come back, for I have hidden her in a special, secret place._
_Where you will never find her. _
_And where she does not like it at all._
_I have told her bad things too._
_And I have been unfriendly and abusive to several friends of yours who I will not name here._
_I have done all of these things because I am evil, and because I plan to take over the world._
_And because I think you cannot beat me up and stop me anyway. _
_Thought that might work._
_In fact, It would be the only thing that would._
_But you're not going to._
_Because your nice and weak and will not hurt me. _
_So I will conquer the world while you sit around doing nothing and having no food._
_Signed, your fellow alien, Vegeta._
"