June 1, 1969.
"Mr.President!" The head of NASA barged in quickly to President Nixon's office. "We have a huge problem!"
"What happened now?" President Nixon asked.
"There's a...problem...with the launch..." the NASA head said.
"What? Apollo? What's the matter?"
"Well, there's some stuff...on the moon..."
"What? Is it actually made of green cheese?"
"Well, no. It seems that there are a large amount of monsters on the moon."
"Well, can't you just nuke the sons-of-bitches?"
"DON'T YOU WATCH HORROR FILMS, MAN? If we nuke them, they'll all get much stronger!"
"Well, we need to go through with the mission. We need to get people's minds off of Vietnam at any cost!"
"Dude, we can't! Virtually everyone in America will be watching that landing! Do you want to risk all of those kids who are space freaks seeing our astronauts get brutally massacred?" The two stood silent.
"You're right. I can't risk that. I don't want the Richard Nixon presidency to go down in history as the one that ended America's innocence..." the President replied.
"Don't worry about it. I've already handled it. We've called up Hollywood, they've agreed to make up a soundstage exactly like the areas we've seen on the moon that don't look like monsters. It'll be all right...."
December 31, 2000. Guadalajara.
(translated from original language.)
"So, less than one day left, eh, Esteban?"
"You know it,dad!" Esteban replied.
"Imagine, I never thought I'd live to see the next millennium!"
"Yeah, I hate living to see the end of the universe too..."
"What? This again? You did the same thing about the Y2K bug!"
"I know, but I realized one thing: Computers are not smarter than a human. However, they're much smarter than the human race as a whole. Computers didn't buy into that Y2K thing because they knew the millennium starts in 2001!"
"That's just conspiracy theory! Plus, even if it was a Y2K1 bug, that'd be fixed with the Y2K bug!"
"Not exactly. Nature also follows this rule! It knows 2001 is the millennium! Either you're going to have to agree there or say that all that stuff you taught me about Jesus Christ being our Savior is wrong!"
"Well...Jesus is love, son...he'd never allow people to be destroyed...."
"Yeah. We'll see."
"Oh, the clock's starting!"
"10..." People around the world started counting down. Everyone with a TV was too busy concentrating on the big, Earth-bound ball to worry about the much further-away ball.
"9..." The ball started to have a strange red glow all around itself.
"8..." The red glow started to get covered in a white border.
"7..." The border got bigger.
"6..." The border got bigger.
"5..." The large red glow became a large red spot. In Tokyo, the people celebrated. "It's a sign in the sky! We're destined for greatness as a country in the next millennium!", the people shouted.
"4..." The spot got smaller.
"3..." The spot got smaller.
"2..." The spot was barely visible.
"1..." The spot disappeared.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Fireworks started to blow up all over the world. In these, no one noticed a smaller, red object that looked like a laser over Buenos Aires....until it was too late. Within an instant, the entire country of Argentina was destroyed.
"And we're just underway in the year 2001 here in New York, wait, is that... OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!" A man in all white came down.
"My lord..." Dick Clark said as he got down on his hands and knees.
"That is right. I said I'd come back at the millennium, and I'm here to say to the world...WASSUP?" Jesus yelled.
"But...why?"
"There's going to be some deep doo-doo coming on in about...5 seconds..." Jesus replied...
"Don't worry about this. The millennium's passed. It's all going to be fine..." Esteban's father thought. Suddenly, a wave of monsters headed through their house, quickly ending the old man's life. Esteban heard the silence afterwards and ran up the stairs. "YES! I WAS RIGHT!" the boy shouted. Suddenly, a straggling Imp came over and took Esteban's life. "DAMMITTTTT......"
When the smoke cleared that day, everything within 500 miles of Argentina was laid to waste. No place on the planet was safe. The vast majority of the world's population was obliterated.
"FINALLY, MY PRETTYS...THE TIME OF THE SORCERESS HAS OCCURRED!"
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Note from author:
What's up? Listen, I'm going to need 4 writers who want in to act as main characters. If you want in, just put it in your review and I'll e-mail you for the basics of how your character is IRL to act in the story. Thanks.
"Mr.President!" The head of NASA barged in quickly to President Nixon's office. "We have a huge problem!"
"What happened now?" President Nixon asked.
"There's a...problem...with the launch..." the NASA head said.
"What? Apollo? What's the matter?"
"Well, there's some stuff...on the moon..."
"What? Is it actually made of green cheese?"
"Well, no. It seems that there are a large amount of monsters on the moon."
"Well, can't you just nuke the sons-of-bitches?"
"DON'T YOU WATCH HORROR FILMS, MAN? If we nuke them, they'll all get much stronger!"
"Well, we need to go through with the mission. We need to get people's minds off of Vietnam at any cost!"
"Dude, we can't! Virtually everyone in America will be watching that landing! Do you want to risk all of those kids who are space freaks seeing our astronauts get brutally massacred?" The two stood silent.
"You're right. I can't risk that. I don't want the Richard Nixon presidency to go down in history as the one that ended America's innocence..." the President replied.
"Don't worry about it. I've already handled it. We've called up Hollywood, they've agreed to make up a soundstage exactly like the areas we've seen on the moon that don't look like monsters. It'll be all right...."
December 31, 2000. Guadalajara.
(translated from original language.)
"So, less than one day left, eh, Esteban?"
"You know it,dad!" Esteban replied.
"Imagine, I never thought I'd live to see the next millennium!"
"Yeah, I hate living to see the end of the universe too..."
"What? This again? You did the same thing about the Y2K bug!"
"I know, but I realized one thing: Computers are not smarter than a human. However, they're much smarter than the human race as a whole. Computers didn't buy into that Y2K thing because they knew the millennium starts in 2001!"
"That's just conspiracy theory! Plus, even if it was a Y2K1 bug, that'd be fixed with the Y2K bug!"
"Not exactly. Nature also follows this rule! It knows 2001 is the millennium! Either you're going to have to agree there or say that all that stuff you taught me about Jesus Christ being our Savior is wrong!"
"Well...Jesus is love, son...he'd never allow people to be destroyed...."
"Yeah. We'll see."
"Oh, the clock's starting!"
"10..." People around the world started counting down. Everyone with a TV was too busy concentrating on the big, Earth-bound ball to worry about the much further-away ball.
"9..." The ball started to have a strange red glow all around itself.
"8..." The red glow started to get covered in a white border.
"7..." The border got bigger.
"6..." The border got bigger.
"5..." The large red glow became a large red spot. In Tokyo, the people celebrated. "It's a sign in the sky! We're destined for greatness as a country in the next millennium!", the people shouted.
"4..." The spot got smaller.
"3..." The spot got smaller.
"2..." The spot was barely visible.
"1..." The spot disappeared.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Fireworks started to blow up all over the world. In these, no one noticed a smaller, red object that looked like a laser over Buenos Aires....until it was too late. Within an instant, the entire country of Argentina was destroyed.
"And we're just underway in the year 2001 here in New York, wait, is that... OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!" A man in all white came down.
"My lord..." Dick Clark said as he got down on his hands and knees.
"That is right. I said I'd come back at the millennium, and I'm here to say to the world...WASSUP?" Jesus yelled.
"But...why?"
"There's going to be some deep doo-doo coming on in about...5 seconds..." Jesus replied...
"Don't worry about this. The millennium's passed. It's all going to be fine..." Esteban's father thought. Suddenly, a wave of monsters headed through their house, quickly ending the old man's life. Esteban heard the silence afterwards and ran up the stairs. "YES! I WAS RIGHT!" the boy shouted. Suddenly, a straggling Imp came over and took Esteban's life. "DAMMITTTTT......"
When the smoke cleared that day, everything within 500 miles of Argentina was laid to waste. No place on the planet was safe. The vast majority of the world's population was obliterated.
"FINALLY, MY PRETTYS...THE TIME OF THE SORCERESS HAS OCCURRED!"
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Note from author:
What's up? Listen, I'm going to need 4 writers who want in to act as main characters. If you want in, just put it in your review and I'll e-mail you for the basics of how your character is IRL to act in the story. Thanks.