a different fanfic by YamchaOtaku
Author's Note: Here's more and you better believe this is just as silly! Thanks to my pal the Great Saiyagal for helping out on this one ^_~
As we left off last time Miss Otaku (that's me ^_~), Hilde and Linnea were on their way to Treize Khushrenada's Hot Tub Temple for a, um, little get-together.
GW Narrator Guy: That intro totally sucked! Let me do it, I'm the pro.
Miss Otaku: (blinks at Narrator Guy) Go for it buddy.
GW Narrator Guy: Thank you, ahem. The year is After Colony 195. Treize Khushrenada, commander-in-chief of the OZ special forces has invited certain members of the colonial rebellion forces to a secret location for important discussions concerning the portrayal of his character in the chronicles of the war . . .
Lady Une: Whatever, let's see your invitation.
Miss Otaku: (hands over the invitation while Hilde and Linnea peer at Lady Une hopefully from behind her back)
Lady Une: Alright, you're in. Let's go. By the way, I hope one of you brought Treize-sama some rose bubble bath!
Hilde: Check! (holds up bubble bath victoriously)
GW Narrator Guy: HOWEVER (he's always gotta say however dontcha' know!), the rebellion forces were after some secret information of their own . . .
Linnea: I can't believe we're finally going to find out what Treize is wearing in there! I've been dying to find out for what seems like weeks (glares at Miss Otaku).
Lady Une: (glances over her shoulder nervously at the three)
They finally reach the Hot Tub Temple and . . .
GW Narrator Guy: I'll take it from here. Lady Une was determined to keep Col. Treize's secret, HOWEVER, Treize, being the consummate gentleman soldier he is, stood up at the appearance of his female guests . . .
Lady Une: (drool)
Miss Otaku: @_@ (blush)
Linnea: @_@ (blush)
Hilde: Awwwwww, how sweet, he's wearing little rosebud boxers!! Adorable!!! Oops, I was supposed to keep up the suspense and blush wasn't I? Sorry.
Linnea: (smacks her upside the head) You fool!!! Next time read the script. They weren't supposed to find out about Treize's cute lil' boxers until our next segment.
Hilde: Do you want a knuckle sandwich?
Linnea: (sticks out her tongue at Hilde)
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Meanwhile, back at Miss Otaku's posh fanfic writing office, Heero Yuy is trying desperately to disentangle himself from the clutches, err I mean loving arms, of Relena Peacecraft.
Heero: (spits out a hunk of Relena's hair that got stuck in his mouth) That's it, keep sleeping. . . (he tiptoes outside to see Duo and Wufei just finishing up washing their Gundams.)
Heero: We've got to get out of here while she's still sleeping! You guys are with me right! Right?
Duo: Sure, Heero, where do you want to go?
Heero: I still say we have to go to the Hot Tub Temple and stop those girls from talking to Zechs and Treize.
Wufei: TREIZE!! Where's Treize??? I want to kill him. C'mon Nataku.
Duo: I don't know about that, but I wouldn't mind a good long soak in that hot tub after washing DeathScythe. That thing is huge you know and it took forever to clean . . . yeah, I'm in.
The three take off toward Treize's Hot Tub Temple in their Gundams.
Meanwhile, Trowa has snuck back into Miss Otaku's office and past the sleeping Relena. Trowa has a secret vice only hinted at in our last episode. Trowa is addicted to fanfiction.net!!!
He starts reading some of the humor stories and all of a sudden our quiet little Trowa is LOL! Ha ha ha, Spaghettio's!!! He laughs out loud so hysterically that he wakes up Relena.
Relena: Heeeeerrrrrrrrrroooooooo? Hey..... (looking at Trowa), y-you're not Heero? who are you?
Trowa: My name is Trowa Barton and could you please be quiet I'm trying to read here. (he continues snickering)
Relena: Well, (she hesitates having already forgotten his name), um, Bang Boy, yeah Bang Boy, have you seen Heeerrrrooooo?
Trowa: Nope and the the name is Trowa, not Bang Boy.
Relena: Whatever. What are you reading anyway, is it about Heeeerrrrrooooo? (she glances at the screen over his shoulder)
Trowa: Could be, you see, anything can happen in fanfiction, it's really cool. So leave me alone and let me read this!
Relena: Give me that mouse, I want to read a story about Heeeeerrrrooooooooo and me.
Trowa: No way, I'm reading about me (they struggle over the mouse).
Suddenly Relena gets a strange feeling. A relentless, undeniable feeling. She lets go of the mouse and turns and looks behind her.
Quatre is standing in the doorway. But it's a very different Quatre than when we last saw him. His shirt is unbuttoned all the way and his vest is casually slung over his shoulder as he strikes a seductive pose. Relena's jaw drops.
Quatre: Hey baby. You want me, you know you do!
Relena: Y-you're right. I think I do!
Trowa: Keep it down back there, sheesh . . .
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Back at Treize's Hot Tub Temple
Treize: (pours Linnea yet another glass of champagne) Soooo, do you think you could build me a Gundam??
Zechs: Me too! Me too! I want a Gundam too!
Linnea: Hmmmm, I dunno, just gimme more champagne. It's better than coffee!
Treize: (thinks to himself) Yes, just one more glass and she'll be in my power mwahahhahahah, cough, cough, mwahahahahahaha, ahem . . .
Hilde: Miss Otaku, you owe me $5. I told you Zechs would be wearing his mask and you took that bet.
Miss Otaku: (hands Hilde the money) Well, a girl can hope can't she? I figured he'd take it off for this occasion.
Miss Otaku gets an idea!
Miss Otaku: Yo, Milliardo!
Zechs/Milliardo: Did someone call for Milliardo? (he takes off his mask)
Miss Otaku: (makes goo-goo eyes at Milliardo) You, my fine hunk o'bishounen are definitely going to be the star of my next fanfic!
Millliardo: (blushes)
Treize: . . . she says that to all the guys!
Yamcha: (appears for no apparent reason) You're my otaku and you never finish your fanfics about me. I feel so used, I'm going home to mother ::sob:: (as suddenly as he appeared Yamcha disappears)
Miss Otaku: That was strange! He should be grateful that I use my fanfics to spread the holy name of Yamcha, oh well, back to the story. . .
Everyone looks up in the sky and says: It's a Gundam! Actually, it's three Gundams.
GW Narrator Guy: HOWEVER, three young men (without ruth ^_^ ) and the deadly power of their Gundams crashed the hot tub extravaganza . . .
Lady Une: Please, please let me kill the Narrator Guy!
Wufei: (pulls out his sword) Treize! Prepare to die!
Treize: (hops out of the hot tub and Lady Une hands him his trusty sword)
Wufei: @_@ You-you're wearing boxers, boxers with little, tiny rosebuds on them. I-I can't fight you like this!! (he falls to the ground and bangs his head and fists on the ground in frustration)
Duo: Hey, I see an open spot in the hot tub. BANZAI (he jumps in)
Treize: Excuse me but that happens to be my spot!
Duo: Well, just squeeze in anywhere.
Treize: See the sign, bucko! Maximum capacity of this hot tub is five! Fine, Zechs, you're out.
Milliardo: But, but, but, Treize, I can't get out! (blushes)
Hilde: (giggles) I bet Zechs, errr, Milliardo doesn't have rosebud boxers on!
Miss Otaku and the only slightly tipsy Linnea slide ever so slightly away from Milliardo, errr Zechs, umm whoever.
Duo: (puts his arms around all the girls protectively) I'll protect you ladies!
Heero: This is ridiculous! Wait a second, I'm getting a strange feeling about Relena...it's as if my psychotic connection with her has been broken.
Wufei: (stops banging his head on the ground) You mean psychic connection, don't you? (resumes banging head on the ground)
Heero: Nope, it's psychotic. I gotta go save Relena, but Duo, looking so cute in hot tub, no must save Relena. Aww crap! (he hops in his Gundam) C'mon Wing, no... c'mon ......... RELENA! We must save Relena!!!
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Meanwhile back at the fanfic office:
Quatre: (snaps his fingers and the song Let's Get It On from the Dr. Evil/Frau Farbissina love scene in Austin Powers comes on. A disco ball descends from nowhere) Do I make you horny baby? Yeah do I?!?!
Relena: His, his mojo, or whatever you call it. It's even broken through my Heero-induced stupor . . . Take me Quatre, I'm yours!!
Trowa: Amazing, she remembered somebody's name beside Heero!
Relena: Shut up Bang Boy!
Trowa: (grumbles and goes back to reading his fan fiction ignoring the um, activity going on behind him)
Lt.Noin, meanwhile, gazes approvingly upon her latest graduate....
Next time, if there is one, I have no control over this stuff you know! Will Heero and the Gundam Relena save Relena? Does Relena even want to be saved? Will Hilde and Linnea combine their funds to send Duo to Lt. Noin's disco for young and restless pilots so he can get some of that Quatre mojo? Will Treize ever get back in the hot tub? Will Lady Une let him break the maximum capacity rule? Does anybody care?