The (kinda) Great Romance Debate: The Last Laugh
by Midii Une (Miss Otaku or is she?!?!!)
Author's Note: Hmm, I've got writer's block, only silly stuff in there, gotta get it out. So, it's back again! The (kinda) Great Romance Debate: The Last Laugh. It's no longer a debate or even kinda great. But what the hey . . . it's basically a whole lot of dot, dot, dotting and exclamation pointing!! Ack, there I go again . . .
Ohhhhhh, BTW, the phrase Gundam Shagrock (c) is used courtesy of the Great Saiyagal, to whom, according to her, I do not give enough credit. Gomen nasai oh great one!
Great Saiyagal: Damn right I don't get enough credit!!!
Miss Otaku/Midii Une: If the Great Saiyagal could type she would rule the world, but, alas, she cannot.
On with the story:
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When we last left the GW gang some were basking in Treize's Hot Tub, but not Treize cuz Duo snookered his spot when Treize tried to duel Wufei while wearing his boxers . . .
Quatre was about to seduce Relena, but Heero was on his way to save her . . .
Trowa was reading fanfiction . . .
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Treize: (lips trembling and big blue eyes starting to water) Someone get out right now!! It's my hot tub and I want in!!!!
Milliardo: (blushing) I would Treize, really I would, but you know . . . I just can't. It's a matter of decency, this fic is only rated PG-13!!
Miss Otaku: I can change that if you want Milliardo (wink, wink).
Milliardo: (blushing again) N-no, not again. Not another NC-17 with me as the star!! (looks heavenward for someone to save him from the evil-scary pen of Miss Otaku)
Lady Une: I have an idea Mr. Treize. (she whispers in his ear)
Treize: (grins evilly, looks puzzled a moment, then mutters to himself) Hmm, what did she say again?? Ohhhhh yeah. Look everyone it's an FCV!!! Wow. Oh joy. Would you believe it? An FCV!!!
Lady Une: . . .
Duo: . . .
Hilde: . . .
Linnea: . . .
Milliardo: . . .
Miss Otaku: . . .
Wufei: (stops pounding head on pavement a moment) . . .
Treize: (notices their puzzled looks) Oh, I mean . . . Look it's a Frozen Confection Vehicle!!!
They all continue to stare blankly at him until Lady Une loses her grip!
Lady Une: An ice cream truck, dammit, he means an ice cream truck!!!
Duo: (shrieking at an unearthly pitch) An ice cream truck!! Ohhh Shinigami LOVES ice cream!! DAMMIT, SHINIGAMI NEEDS ICE CREAM!! (He jumps out of the hot tub and starts begging for money)
Duo: Hilde, Linnea, Miss Otaku, somebody!!! GIMME MONEY, FOR GOD'S SAKE GIMME SOME MONEY!!!!! GIMME SOME MONEY!!!
Treize: (starts looking through his wallet for small bills and finally pulls out a $100 bill, with His Excellency's picture on it of course ^_~ and hands it to Duo) Here, this is the smallest denomination I have so I expect change from this Maxwell .. . .
Duo: Yeah, yeah, whatever!! LATERZ!! (he hops in DeathScythe and starts tracking the unfortunate FCV, err, I mean Frozen Confection Vehicle, umm, ice cream truck)
Treize: (says to himself proudly) Oh Treize you wily dog you, it's so easy to fool a Gundam pilot!! I'm so glad I thought of that! (chuckles wickedly and hops back in the hot tub)
Lady Une: (rolls her eyes and grumbles) Hmmmmmmmmm . . .
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Meanwhile back at Miss Otaku's fanfiction office . . .
Relena: Ohhh Quatre, you're an animal!! I-I can't believe it!!
Quatre: Yeah baby, you know it!!
Trowa: (covers his ears with his hands and leans closer to the computer screen) Would you two keep it down!!
Heero: (bursts in brandishing his gun) Relena, I'll save you from -- from -- from Quatre?? Save you from Quatre?? What the hell kind of crazy fanfic is this??? Hey, wait a minute, there is a certain something about Quatre now isn't there? What could it be??? Oh my gosh!! Quatre's got mojo!! That's just wrong.
Relena: (practically purrs) yeahhhhhh
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Meanwhile, parked outside Miss Otaku's groovy pad, Gundam Sandrock is eying the Gundam Relena (formerly the Gundam Wing). . .
Sandrock: So, you're a girl now, huh? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Gundam Relena: Don't even think about it 04!!! Things will be back to normal soon, then I'll blast you!
Sandrock: (sweeps Gundam Relena into his, its, whatever, his arms and dips her, it, whatever) You can call me Shagrock beautiful! Kiss me baby!!!
Gundam Relena: (practically purring) Crap, I'm unable to resist him, it, oh whatever! Ohhhhh Shagrock, you are HOT!!
Heavyarms: (whispering to self) I am not seeing this. I am not seeing this. I am NOT seeing this.
Everybody shield your eyes: IT'S MECHA LOVE!!!!
ahem, sorry bout that . . . back to the story . . .
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Heero: (gets an idea to distract Quatre) Hey Quatre I have a mission for you, but no, wait, you wouldn't be interested in a mission involving say, a hot tub, scantily-clad women etc. Nah, I'll just leave you here and handle it myself!!! I can deal with Treize Evil at his Evil Hot Tub Lair all on my own . . .
Quatre: Wait a tick!!! Did you say hot tub, scantily-clad women and Treize Evil????? This is a job for Quatre Winner, baby, yeah!! Mission accepted, most definitely. (drops a stunned Relena on the floor and hops into the Sandrock, errrr, I mean Shagrock)
Sandrock/Shagrock: ummmm, I don't think I like the sound of that, besides wasn't I busy doing, a-hem, something???
Miss Otaku: (appears out of nowhere) No, you weren't busy, that was just an aberration. That thing with you and Gundam Relena never really happened. Or did it? Mwahahaha. (disappears as suddenly as she appeared)
Relena: Quaaaaaattttttrrrrrre, come back! Waaaaah . . .
Heero: (pats her comfortingly on the head) There, there Princess. The bad man is gone. Heero is here now.
Relena: Heero? What's a Heero???
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trowa: I'm still trying to read here so BE QUIET!! Hmmm, so in this story, Quatre and I have a kid, together? Oh man! (rubs his eyes in disbelief) I'm not seeing this, I'm not seeing this. I'm NOT seeing this.
Author's note: (Yep, that's your story Maria Rocket, write more, write more!!)
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Meanwhile Duo has caught the FCV, err I mean Frozen Confection Vehicle, yes I mean the ice cream truck, and is deciding how to spend his $100 in Treize money.
The poor FCV pilot, err ice cream truck driver, is terrified because DeathScythe is holding the FCV hundreds of feet above the ground while Duo makes his order . . .
Duo: Let's see I could get 100 single-dip cones, but they'd melt before I could eat them all, hmmm. I could get 50 double-dip cones but I bet they'd melt too . . .
FCV pilot: (sweatdrops)
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Back at the Hot Tub Temple (aka Treize Evil's Evil Hot Tub Lair)
Everyone looks up . . .
Everyone: It's a Gundam!
(People everywhere that are playing the GW drinking game take a big gulp of liquor.)
Hilde: @_@ Oh my . . .
Linnea: @_@ . . . sweet Lord . . .
Lady Une: @_@ . . .I-I've never . . .
Wufei: -_- What the hell? It's only Quatre.
Miss Otaku: This should be interesting!
Lady Une, Hilde and Linnea: QUAAAATTTRRRRRE
Quatre: (shrugs) Women love me!
Milliardo, Treize and Wufei: What the . . .
All the girls glomp on Quatre and try to shove each other away from the object of their affection.
Hilde: Ouch, hey, I saw him first . . .
Linnea: Get away, you have Duo. Hey that hurt . . .
Lady Une: I'm older and smarter than both of you. He will be mine. Owww, no hair pulling . . .
Milliardo: What a battle. I've never seen anything so violent and never seen any combatants as determined as those women.
Treize: I once thought war was beautiful but this changes my mind. I think I'm gonna be ill.
Wufei: (trembling a little) And I thought all women were weaklings. How wrong I was!!!
Quatre: Later ladies, later. I'm here to stop Treize Evil.
HOWEVER, Lady Une bonks Hilde's and Linnea's heads together, rendering them unconscious!
Quatre: Whoa, smashing baby. Ha ha, I made a pun. Shall we shag now or shag later?
Lady Une: (pulls her hair down from its braids and removes her jacket) Now AND later, Quatre. Now AND later!! And you don't need to worry about Treize Evil, without me he's powerless!
Treize: Hey, I heard that!
Quatre and Lady Une ride off into the sunset in Shagrock.
Wufei: Now there's something you don't see in every fanfic.
Zechs and Treize: We can be thankful for that!
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Meanwhile Duo is still trying to decide what to order from the FCV . . . Frozen Confection Vehicle . . . ice cream truck . . .
Duo: Ah hell, just give me one of everything and a portable Gundam freezer to keep it all in!
FCV pilot: Y-yes sir, and please, put me down gently.
DeathScythe: *drop*
Duo: Whoops! Well, thank goodness I saved all the ice cream!
The end, yes really, it's over. Stop reading this and go read something else, 'k!
by Midii Une (Miss Otaku or is she?!?!!)
Author's Note: Hmm, I've got writer's block, only silly stuff in there, gotta get it out. So, it's back again! The (kinda) Great Romance Debate: The Last Laugh. It's no longer a debate or even kinda great. But what the hey . . . it's basically a whole lot of dot, dot, dotting and exclamation pointing!! Ack, there I go again . . .
Ohhhhhh, BTW, the phrase Gundam Shagrock (c) is used courtesy of the Great Saiyagal, to whom, according to her, I do not give enough credit. Gomen nasai oh great one!
Great Saiyagal: Damn right I don't get enough credit!!!
Miss Otaku/Midii Une: If the Great Saiyagal could type she would rule the world, but, alas, she cannot.
On with the story:
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
When we last left the GW gang some were basking in Treize's Hot Tub, but not Treize cuz Duo snookered his spot when Treize tried to duel Wufei while wearing his boxers . . .
Quatre was about to seduce Relena, but Heero was on his way to save her . . .
Trowa was reading fanfiction . . .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Treize: (lips trembling and big blue eyes starting to water) Someone get out right now!! It's my hot tub and I want in!!!!
Milliardo: (blushing) I would Treize, really I would, but you know . . . I just can't. It's a matter of decency, this fic is only rated PG-13!!
Miss Otaku: I can change that if you want Milliardo (wink, wink).
Milliardo: (blushing again) N-no, not again. Not another NC-17 with me as the star!! (looks heavenward for someone to save him from the evil-scary pen of Miss Otaku)
Lady Une: I have an idea Mr. Treize. (she whispers in his ear)
Treize: (grins evilly, looks puzzled a moment, then mutters to himself) Hmm, what did she say again?? Ohhhhh yeah. Look everyone it's an FCV!!! Wow. Oh joy. Would you believe it? An FCV!!!
Lady Une: . . .
Duo: . . .
Hilde: . . .
Linnea: . . .
Milliardo: . . .
Miss Otaku: . . .
Wufei: (stops pounding head on pavement a moment) . . .
Treize: (notices their puzzled looks) Oh, I mean . . . Look it's a Frozen Confection Vehicle!!!
They all continue to stare blankly at him until Lady Une loses her grip!
Lady Une: An ice cream truck, dammit, he means an ice cream truck!!!
Duo: (shrieking at an unearthly pitch) An ice cream truck!! Ohhh Shinigami LOVES ice cream!! DAMMIT, SHINIGAMI NEEDS ICE CREAM!! (He jumps out of the hot tub and starts begging for money)
Duo: Hilde, Linnea, Miss Otaku, somebody!!! GIMME MONEY, FOR GOD'S SAKE GIMME SOME MONEY!!!!! GIMME SOME MONEY!!!
Treize: (starts looking through his wallet for small bills and finally pulls out a $100 bill, with His Excellency's picture on it of course ^_~ and hands it to Duo) Here, this is the smallest denomination I have so I expect change from this Maxwell .. . .
Duo: Yeah, yeah, whatever!! LATERZ!! (he hops in DeathScythe and starts tracking the unfortunate FCV, err, I mean Frozen Confection Vehicle, umm, ice cream truck)
Treize: (says to himself proudly) Oh Treize you wily dog you, it's so easy to fool a Gundam pilot!! I'm so glad I thought of that! (chuckles wickedly and hops back in the hot tub)
Lady Une: (rolls her eyes and grumbles) Hmmmmmmmmm . . .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile back at Miss Otaku's fanfiction office . . .
Relena: Ohhh Quatre, you're an animal!! I-I can't believe it!!
Quatre: Yeah baby, you know it!!
Trowa: (covers his ears with his hands and leans closer to the computer screen) Would you two keep it down!!
Heero: (bursts in brandishing his gun) Relena, I'll save you from -- from -- from Quatre?? Save you from Quatre?? What the hell kind of crazy fanfic is this??? Hey, wait a minute, there is a certain something about Quatre now isn't there? What could it be??? Oh my gosh!! Quatre's got mojo!! That's just wrong.
Relena: (practically purrs) yeahhhhhh
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile, parked outside Miss Otaku's groovy pad, Gundam Sandrock is eying the Gundam Relena (formerly the Gundam Wing). . .
Sandrock: So, you're a girl now, huh? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Gundam Relena: Don't even think about it 04!!! Things will be back to normal soon, then I'll blast you!
Sandrock: (sweeps Gundam Relena into his, its, whatever, his arms and dips her, it, whatever) You can call me Shagrock beautiful! Kiss me baby!!!
Gundam Relena: (practically purring) Crap, I'm unable to resist him, it, oh whatever! Ohhhhh Shagrock, you are HOT!!
Heavyarms: (whispering to self) I am not seeing this. I am not seeing this. I am NOT seeing this.
Everybody shield your eyes: IT'S MECHA LOVE!!!!
ahem, sorry bout that . . . back to the story . . .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Heero: (gets an idea to distract Quatre) Hey Quatre I have a mission for you, but no, wait, you wouldn't be interested in a mission involving say, a hot tub, scantily-clad women etc. Nah, I'll just leave you here and handle it myself!!! I can deal with Treize Evil at his Evil Hot Tub Lair all on my own . . .
Quatre: Wait a tick!!! Did you say hot tub, scantily-clad women and Treize Evil????? This is a job for Quatre Winner, baby, yeah!! Mission accepted, most definitely. (drops a stunned Relena on the floor and hops into the Sandrock, errrr, I mean Shagrock)
Sandrock/Shagrock: ummmm, I don't think I like the sound of that, besides wasn't I busy doing, a-hem, something???
Miss Otaku: (appears out of nowhere) No, you weren't busy, that was just an aberration. That thing with you and Gundam Relena never really happened. Or did it? Mwahahaha. (disappears as suddenly as she appeared)
Relena: Quaaaaaattttttrrrrrre, come back! Waaaaah . . .
Heero: (pats her comfortingly on the head) There, there Princess. The bad man is gone. Heero is here now.
Relena: Heero? What's a Heero???
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trowa: I'm still trying to read here so BE QUIET!! Hmmm, so in this story, Quatre and I have a kid, together? Oh man! (rubs his eyes in disbelief) I'm not seeing this, I'm not seeing this. I'm NOT seeing this.
Author's note: (Yep, that's your story Maria Rocket, write more, write more!!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile Duo has caught the FCV, err I mean Frozen Confection Vehicle, yes I mean the ice cream truck, and is deciding how to spend his $100 in Treize money.
The poor FCV pilot, err ice cream truck driver, is terrified because DeathScythe is holding the FCV hundreds of feet above the ground while Duo makes his order . . .
Duo: Let's see I could get 100 single-dip cones, but they'd melt before I could eat them all, hmmm. I could get 50 double-dip cones but I bet they'd melt too . . .
FCV pilot: (sweatdrops)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back at the Hot Tub Temple (aka Treize Evil's Evil Hot Tub Lair)
Everyone looks up . . .
Everyone: It's a Gundam!
(People everywhere that are playing the GW drinking game take a big gulp of liquor.)
Hilde: @_@ Oh my . . .
Linnea: @_@ . . . sweet Lord . . .
Lady Une: @_@ . . .I-I've never . . .
Wufei: -_- What the hell? It's only Quatre.
Miss Otaku: This should be interesting!
Lady Une, Hilde and Linnea: QUAAAATTTRRRRRE
Quatre: (shrugs) Women love me!
Milliardo, Treize and Wufei: What the . . .
All the girls glomp on Quatre and try to shove each other away from the object of their affection.
Hilde: Ouch, hey, I saw him first . . .
Linnea: Get away, you have Duo. Hey that hurt . . .
Lady Une: I'm older and smarter than both of you. He will be mine. Owww, no hair pulling . . .
Milliardo: What a battle. I've never seen anything so violent and never seen any combatants as determined as those women.
Treize: I once thought war was beautiful but this changes my mind. I think I'm gonna be ill.
Wufei: (trembling a little) And I thought all women were weaklings. How wrong I was!!!
Quatre: Later ladies, later. I'm here to stop Treize Evil.
HOWEVER, Lady Une bonks Hilde's and Linnea's heads together, rendering them unconscious!
Quatre: Whoa, smashing baby. Ha ha, I made a pun. Shall we shag now or shag later?
Lady Une: (pulls her hair down from its braids and removes her jacket) Now AND later, Quatre. Now AND later!! And you don't need to worry about Treize Evil, without me he's powerless!
Treize: Hey, I heard that!
Quatre and Lady Une ride off into the sunset in Shagrock.
Wufei: Now there's something you don't see in every fanfic.
Zechs and Treize: We can be thankful for that!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile Duo is still trying to decide what to order from the FCV . . . Frozen Confection Vehicle . . . ice cream truck . . .
Duo: Ah hell, just give me one of everything and a portable Gundam freezer to keep it all in!
FCV pilot: Y-yes sir, and please, put me down gently.
DeathScythe: *drop*
Duo: Whoops! Well, thank goodness I saved all the ice cream!
The end, yes really, it's over. Stop reading this and go read something else, 'k!