No I'm not on crack.
It's only the opening song.
Warnings are only for bad bad bad words.
Enjoy or instead just wonder what the hell I am on if it's not crack.
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Picture comes in on Duo and Zechs fighting over a tube of red lipstick.
Duo: Fuckin' bitch!! Gimme that lipstick!!!
Zechs: No way in HELL freak!! You'll fuck up the begining song!
Duo: No I won't... just gimme that shit.
Zechs: I ...think.... not...
Zechs punches Duo and he goes down.
~~~~~~
A lil later, a pair of big bright red lips are seen in the middle of a black screen.
Zechs' lips: So just sing what's on the script?
Emi's voice: Yeah, it should be the same thing that is on the original Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Zechs' lips: Okay
Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
Duo stands up.
Duo: ON OUR FEET!!!
And Flash Gordon was there
In crotchless
Zechs raised an eyebrow.
underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
Duo: I fucked him!!
Heero glared at Duo.
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray fucked
King Kong;
They got caught in a sexual
jam.
Then at a deadly pace
I came on
Janet's face
Zechs: There is something definately wrong here.
And this is how the message ran:
The lips tilt to the side and frezzes.
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
Duo: DR. J!!!
Heero: *snickers*
Dr. J: I HEARD THAT!!!
See androids fucking
and sucking on
Heero and Wufei
Lady Anne stars in Deep Throat and
Forbidden Planet
Lady Une/Anne: Someone's gonna DIE!!!
Wufei's a ho-o-o-o
Wu: INJUSTICE!!!
Wufei chases after the closes person with his sword.
At the late night,
Fuck your teacher
Duo: Do you know any child molesters?
The lips unfrezze.
I knew Dekiem Barton
Duo: Close enough
Was fucking a sparrow
When Tarantula took to LSD
Duo: Lick it Bitch!!
And I really got hot
When I saw Wufei's twat
Wu: ONNA!!!!!!! What the FUCK did you write on that thing!!!
Emi's voice: I swear I didn't do it!!
Fight a penis that spits semen and kills
Treize: .... *his mouth is just hanging open*
Dorthy said Prunes
Gave him the runes the shits
And passing them used lots of Ex-Lax pills
But When Worlds Collide,
Said Rashid to Quatre's bride,
Quatre: Who in the world said I'm getting married??
"I'm gonna give you some birth control pills
Like a...
The chorus repeats and we all say goodbye to Zechs' lips.
Wu: WHO wrote that!!
Duo: *tries to look innocent*
Tro: ..... looks like Duo's handwriting.
Wu/Lady Une and lots of others chase after Duo to maim him.
It's only the opening song.
Warnings are only for bad bad bad words.
Enjoy or instead just wonder what the hell I am on if it's not crack.
~~~~~~~~
Picture comes in on Duo and Zechs fighting over a tube of red lipstick.
Duo: Fuckin' bitch!! Gimme that lipstick!!!
Zechs: No way in HELL freak!! You'll fuck up the begining song!
Duo: No I won't... just gimme that shit.
Zechs: I ...think.... not...
Zechs punches Duo and he goes down.
~~~~~~
A lil later, a pair of big bright red lips are seen in the middle of a black screen.
Zechs' lips: So just sing what's on the script?
Emi's voice: Yeah, it should be the same thing that is on the original Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Zechs' lips: Okay
Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
Duo stands up.
Duo: ON OUR FEET!!!
And Flash Gordon was there
In crotchless
Zechs raised an eyebrow.
underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
Duo: I fucked him!!
Heero glared at Duo.
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray fucked
King Kong;
They got caught in a sexual
jam.
Then at a deadly pace
I came on
Janet's face
Zechs: There is something definately wrong here.
And this is how the message ran:
The lips tilt to the side and frezzes.
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
Duo: DR. J!!!
Heero: *snickers*
Dr. J: I HEARD THAT!!!
See androids fucking
and sucking on
Heero and Wufei
Lady Anne stars in Deep Throat and
Forbidden Planet
Lady Une/Anne: Someone's gonna DIE!!!
Wufei's a ho-o-o-o
Wu: INJUSTICE!!!
Wufei chases after the closes person with his sword.
At the late night,
Fuck your teacher
Duo: Do you know any child molesters?
The lips unfrezze.
I knew Dekiem Barton
Duo: Close enough
Was fucking a sparrow
When Tarantula took to LSD
Duo: Lick it Bitch!!
And I really got hot
When I saw Wufei's twat
Wu: ONNA!!!!!!! What the FUCK did you write on that thing!!!
Emi's voice: I swear I didn't do it!!
Fight a penis that spits semen and kills
Treize: .... *his mouth is just hanging open*
Dorthy said Prunes
Gave him the runes the shits
And passing them used lots of Ex-Lax pills
But When Worlds Collide,
Said Rashid to Quatre's bride,
Quatre: Who in the world said I'm getting married??
"I'm gonna give you some birth control pills
Like a...
The chorus repeats and we all say goodbye to Zechs' lips.
Wu: WHO wrote that!!
Duo: *tries to look innocent*
Tro: ..... looks like Duo's handwriting.
Wu/Lady Une and lots of others chase after Duo to maim him.