No. I'm not on Crack. No I'm not giving away imaginary Gundam's. This has yaoi and totally freaky Rocky Horror stuff. I warned thee..
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The scene is the end of a Wedding, Heero is standing there basically staring off in space while the rest of the group is trying to get a photo. Unfortunately a pantsless Priest runs through the middle of it.
Emi's Voice: DUO! Get OFF the set!
Heero: hn.
Some guy (the groom) attempts to talk to Heero. After failing miserably, he gets into a car with "the virgin's finally gonna get laid" on the side and "by the slut" on the back. Heero stands there for awhile.
Emi's Voice: Where is he? WUFEI!! Get your ASS on stage!!!!!
A lil grumbling and a Wufei in drag is pushed onto the stage. Wufei stands there and pouts, neither saying anything.
Emi's voice: Ahem!
Wu: *in a monotone* Ooh Heero, wasn't it wonderful.
Heero: Ahh..
The two just stand there for a lil more time.
Emi's voice: Just SING the DAMNED song!
Music starts up and heero just stands there for a moment.
Heero: I really love...
Duo: TO FUCK ME!!!!
A now totally nude Duo runs across stage followed by a short brown haired girl (emi)
Emi: YOU F'IN IDGIT!!!
Wu: Heero....
Heero: Can the friggin song.
Wu: Thank Nataku.
They all leave the screen and Zechs voice can be heard.
Zechs: I thought you promised me TWO parts.
Emi: It's not my fault! Those two were the ones who fucked over the scene!!!
The view goes to Dr. J setting behind a desk. The managus are sitting in the audience ready to boo him.
Guy1: I bet you'd like something, wouldn't you? You beady eyed butt-fucker!
Guy2: How can he be beady eyed? He has no eyes.
Guy3: Wait I think he has one...
Dr. J: I would like.
Guy5: You would, would you?
Dr. J: ahh... If I may.
All of them: YOU MAY NOT!!!!
They throw random things at the Dr.
Dr. J: Fuck this.
He flips through to the important stuff.
Dr. J: Their in a car, on a stormy night. Happy? Now go AWAY!!!
The audience cheers madly.
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Heero is driving along, Wufei in the passanger seat. The radio is on.
Interviewer: So you say that gundams don't exist?
Expert: No dey are unly de figment of de imagination.
Interviewer: So If I said there was one right outside. You wouldn't believe me?
Expert: Nut at ull. Yu'd be de crezy person.
Interviewer: Um... ppl RUN!!
Expert: Whut?
Static.....
Duo appears on stage clothed in a sock (not telling where) a glove and a headband.
Duo: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! This is the part of the program where we imitate the windshield wipers! ARMS UP!!!
Amazingly, the 40 audience members arms go up.
Duo: Left Right Left Right.
Some of them follow along.
Duo: For those of you on speed. leftrightleftrightleftrightleftright
A few follow this.
Duo: For those of you on cocaine... Fuckin' left, fuckin' right...
A good portion follow this.
Duo: For those of you on acid... Red orange yellow green blue.
None follow this (hey would someone be able to if they were high on acid?)
Duo: For those of you on Crack..
He claps his hands and gets an applause in return
Duo: For those of you who are dislexic... *he cross' his arms* left, right, left, right
Many try just for the hell of it.
Duo: And for those of you already horny... *he thrusts his hips out in time* In, out, in, out.
To this he gets whistled at and a few cat calls.
Duo: Thank you ^_^
He leaves the stage.
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The scene is the end of a Wedding, Heero is standing there basically staring off in space while the rest of the group is trying to get a photo. Unfortunately a pantsless Priest runs through the middle of it.
Emi's Voice: DUO! Get OFF the set!
Heero: hn.
Some guy (the groom) attempts to talk to Heero. After failing miserably, he gets into a car with "the virgin's finally gonna get laid" on the side and "by the slut" on the back. Heero stands there for awhile.
Emi's Voice: Where is he? WUFEI!! Get your ASS on stage!!!!!
A lil grumbling and a Wufei in drag is pushed onto the stage. Wufei stands there and pouts, neither saying anything.
Emi's voice: Ahem!
Wu: *in a monotone* Ooh Heero, wasn't it wonderful.
Heero: Ahh..
The two just stand there for a lil more time.
Emi's voice: Just SING the DAMNED song!
Music starts up and heero just stands there for a moment.
Heero: I really love...
Duo: TO FUCK ME!!!!
A now totally nude Duo runs across stage followed by a short brown haired girl (emi)
Emi: YOU F'IN IDGIT!!!
Wu: Heero....
Heero: Can the friggin song.
Wu: Thank Nataku.
They all leave the screen and Zechs voice can be heard.
Zechs: I thought you promised me TWO parts.
Emi: It's not my fault! Those two were the ones who fucked over the scene!!!
The view goes to Dr. J setting behind a desk. The managus are sitting in the audience ready to boo him.
Guy1: I bet you'd like something, wouldn't you? You beady eyed butt-fucker!
Guy2: How can he be beady eyed? He has no eyes.
Guy3: Wait I think he has one...
Dr. J: I would like.
Guy5: You would, would you?
Dr. J: ahh... If I may.
All of them: YOU MAY NOT!!!!
They throw random things at the Dr.
Dr. J: Fuck this.
He flips through to the important stuff.
Dr. J: Their in a car, on a stormy night. Happy? Now go AWAY!!!
The audience cheers madly.
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Heero is driving along, Wufei in the passanger seat. The radio is on.
Interviewer: So you say that gundams don't exist?
Expert: No dey are unly de figment of de imagination.
Interviewer: So If I said there was one right outside. You wouldn't believe me?
Expert: Nut at ull. Yu'd be de crezy person.
Interviewer: Um... ppl RUN!!
Expert: Whut?
Static.....
Duo appears on stage clothed in a sock (not telling where) a glove and a headband.
Duo: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! This is the part of the program where we imitate the windshield wipers! ARMS UP!!!
Amazingly, the 40 audience members arms go up.
Duo: Left Right Left Right.
Some of them follow along.
Duo: For those of you on speed. leftrightleftrightleftrightleftright
A few follow this.
Duo: For those of you on cocaine... Fuckin' left, fuckin' right...
A good portion follow this.
Duo: For those of you on acid... Red orange yellow green blue.
None follow this (hey would someone be able to if they were high on acid?)
Duo: For those of you on Crack..
He claps his hands and gets an applause in return
Duo: For those of you who are dislexic... *he cross' his arms* left, right, left, right
Many try just for the hell of it.
Duo: And for those of you already horny... *he thrusts his hips out in time* In, out, in, out.
To this he gets whistled at and a few cat calls.
Duo: Thank you ^_^
He leaves the stage.