Wufei turns off the radio and looks out at the passing MS.
Wu: That's the fith Mobile Suit I've seen on this road... and we're driving down it in a crummy old CAR??
Heero: Script.
Wu: *growls* Now what?
Heero: We took a wrong turn.
Wu: You have got to be kidding me...
Heero: You were the one giving directions.
Wu: Duo was the one who gave me the directions.
The magunacs echo "an erection" over Wu's "the directions"
Wu: *glares at the audience*
There is a large bang and Heero whips out his gun and shoots through the windshield at the direction of the sound. A scream can be heard.
Wu: What in the HELL was that?
The two get out of the car to find the cameraman dead on the ground.
Heero: Ooops.
Wu: Oops is right asshole. Did ya notice that the tire is flat also?
Heero: Yes.
Wu: *the vein on his forehead threatening to pop* THEN FIX IT!
Heero: Can't.
Wu: *shaking from anger* A.N.D W.H.Y N.O.T???
Heero: Script.
Wu facefaults. Did I mention we did NOT give poor Wu-Wu a script??
Wu: Don't call me that.
Emi's voice: Wu-Wu.. Wu-Wu...
And Wu-wu gets dragged off by Heero as the script requires them to leave and walk down the road.
Audience: WHERE TO!!
To Duo's place.. dum dum dum... *snickers can be heard from Emi*
Heero and Wufei walk up the road to a gate that says "enter at your own risk"
Wu: I think not...
Heero: *pulls Wu along* Script.
Music starts.
Wu: Please no... I don't want to sing.. please don't make me sing.
Minna minus Wu: Sing it bitch!!
Wu: In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Burning bright...
Zechs is sitting up in the tower.
Zechs: WHAT's UP YOUR ASS!?!?!
Wu: *he's twiching uncontrollably* there's a guiding star. No matter what, Even duo, or who you are.
Hee&Wu: There's a light...
There was supposed to be a chorus here... but their all inside getting wasted...
Hee&Wu: There's a light..
Inside....
Howard: Where'd you stash the pot??
Everyone: Burning in the fireplace!!
And Howard goes psycho over the fireplace when he actually has no pot and there isn't any in the fireplace... he's just wasted...
Outside..
Hee&Wu:There's a light~ light~~~ in the darkness... of everybody's life.
Back up to Zechs.
Zechs:The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming... Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming.
Relena: *screaming* AHHHH!!!! My BROTHER Is going down on DUO!!! in the middle of the SHOW!!!
Wu: INJUSTICE!!!
Heero: *snickers*
Zechs: Into my life.... Into my life...
Hee&Wu: There's a light...
Still no chorus...
Hee&Wu:
Get used to it.
Hee&Wu: in the darkness... of everybody's life.
..
Wu: That's the fith Mobile Suit I've seen on this road... and we're driving down it in a crummy old CAR??
Heero: Script.
Wu: *growls* Now what?
Heero: We took a wrong turn.
Wu: You have got to be kidding me...
Heero: You were the one giving directions.
Wu: Duo was the one who gave me the directions.
The magunacs echo "an erection" over Wu's "the directions"
Wu: *glares at the audience*
There is a large bang and Heero whips out his gun and shoots through the windshield at the direction of the sound. A scream can be heard.
Wu: What in the HELL was that?
The two get out of the car to find the cameraman dead on the ground.
Heero: Ooops.
Wu: Oops is right asshole. Did ya notice that the tire is flat also?
Heero: Yes.
Wu: *the vein on his forehead threatening to pop* THEN FIX IT!
Heero: Can't.
Wu: *shaking from anger* A.N.D W.H.Y N.O.T???
Heero: Script.
Wu facefaults. Did I mention we did NOT give poor Wu-Wu a script??
Wu: Don't call me that.
Emi's voice: Wu-Wu.. Wu-Wu...
And Wu-wu gets dragged off by Heero as the script requires them to leave and walk down the road.
Audience: WHERE TO!!
To Duo's place.. dum dum dum... *snickers can be heard from Emi*
Heero and Wufei walk up the road to a gate that says "enter at your own risk"
Wu: I think not...
Heero: *pulls Wu along* Script.
Music starts.
Wu: Please no... I don't want to sing.. please don't make me sing.
Minna minus Wu: Sing it bitch!!
Wu: In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Burning bright...
Zechs is sitting up in the tower.
Zechs: WHAT's UP YOUR ASS!?!?!
Wu: *he's twiching uncontrollably* there's a guiding star. No matter what, Even duo, or who you are.
Hee&Wu: There's a light...
There was supposed to be a chorus here... but their all inside getting wasted...
Hee&Wu: There's a light..
Inside....
Howard: Where'd you stash the pot??
Everyone: Burning in the fireplace!!
And Howard goes psycho over the fireplace when he actually has no pot and there isn't any in the fireplace... he's just wasted...
Outside..
Hee&Wu:There's a light~ light~~~ in the darkness... of everybody's life.
Back up to Zechs.
Zechs:The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming... Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming.
Relena: *screaming* AHHHH!!!! My BROTHER Is going down on DUO!!! in the middle of the SHOW!!!
Wu: INJUSTICE!!!
Heero: *snickers*
Zechs: Into my life.... Into my life...
Hee&Wu: There's a light...
Still no chorus...
Hee&Wu:
Get used to it.
Hee&Wu: in the darkness... of everybody's life.
..