Revenge Is
Sweet, Death Is Sweeter pt 5.
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see other parts.
A/N:
Here it is!! It was done earlier that I thought! Here ya go, enjoy! Sorry it's
so short. The last part is gonna be a whopper.
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"Pan!
You can't be serious!! How could you side with him?! After all that he has
done?!" Trunks cried but Pan shot at him as well.
"What
you don't seem to understand is that you are getting everything you deserve Mr
Briefs." Pan replied coldly.
"Pan
Son you listen to me. I don't know what hocus pocus this guy has put over you
but you need to snap out of it!" Goten said firmly.
"No!
I'm with the man I love and if you even have any feelings for me then you will
understand that and let me be." Pan replied.
"You
heard the little lady. Now it's time for you to die." Abner said holding his
hand out and mentally strangling them all.
"C'mon…we
need…to be…strong…guys…" Bra said. Goten concentrated all his power.
"KA…ME…HA…ME…HAAA!!"
Goten shouted firing the blast at Abner. The blast did quite a lot of damage
but it still didn't kill Abner. The blast broke the hold on the three semi
Saiya-Jins. Bra had her go too.
"FINAL
FLAAASH!" Bra fired but it still wasn't enough. Trunks just stood there his
mouth ajar. "C'mon bro we need your help for this one." Bra yelled to her
brother but he wasn't listening.
"Trunks!
What the hell is wrong with you?!" Goten shouted.
"I…I…I
can't believe she doesn't love me anymore." Trunks said.
"How
many more times does it have to be said before it sinks into your thick skull?!
This isn't our Pan! For Kami's sake man, she looks like Cruella De Ville and we
don't need you standing there like Whizzy about to whiz yourself!" Bra shouted.
"But…"
"Look
I know this is hard but if we don't finish this now then you won't be able to
rescue her okay?!" Goten said.
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"Kakarrot
there is too many of them! As much as I'd hate to say this but we may be
outnumbered." Vegeta said as he dropkicked one of them.
"Now
would be my turn to be sarcastic." Goku said. "It's no use Vegeta! Every time
we destroy one, two more pop up in its place. It's safe to say that we are
outnumbered."
"I
already said that!"
"Just
call me Mr State The Obvious."
"Fun-ny!"
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"So
Piccolo, do you have any idea why these things won't disappear?" Gohan
asked.
"This
is no time to be a smart ass Gohan, just fight until they all disappear."
"They
aren't going to disappear! Every time we slice one there are two more! I think
it would be a little silly to say they're practising their multiplication
tables."
"If
you think like that then they'll never finish!"
"Oh! Okay then! I'll just think to myself these are just a fragment of my imagination and they'll all go away." Gohan said sarcastically. Piccolo turned around to see that the whole army was gone.
"Oookay,
what did you do?" Piccolo asked.
"Hmm
I guess sarcasm doesn't apply to evil geniuses that want to take over the
world." Gohan said opening the door. "Let's go find the others, I can sense a
fight." Piccolo and Gohan ran down the hall only to fall into the same room as Goku
and Vegeta.
"Hey
son." Goku said.
"Wassup?"
Gohan replied.
"Vegeta's
blood pressure."
"Shut
the fuck up Kakarrot."
"Listen
Dad I may have a way to get you out of here."
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Bra
and Goten were down for the count. Trunks tried his hand at helping out but
every time he did Pan struck him and he couldn't strike her back. In the end
Pan had successfully knocked all of them down to a point where it was near
impossible for them to get up.
"MWAHAHAHA!!!
At last I've won! In your face Trunks Briefs! Who got the girl? Who won the
fight? Me! It's all about me! The Head Honcho! The King Casadilla! The Number One Nacho baby!! HAHAHAA!" Abner laughed. A
figure came flying down and struck Abner in the head causing him to fly about
ten feet before stopping.
"Who
is that?! COME ON TALK!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Abner shouted.
"Your
worst nightmare." The figure replied.
End of part five…
So?
Any guesses on who the figure is? I bet you can't guess! Leave a review and
tell me if you want the next part and what you thought of this part. Would you like
another bloopers thing after I finish?