Revenge Is Sweet, Death Is Sweeter

by The Dragon Spooker

Trunks proposes to Pan after much waiting, but just as they think they're safe an old foe returns. And he still has his eye on Pan. Will Trunks be able to help her, this time with the help of the whole DBZ gang?

8. Default Chapter Title

Revenge Is Sweet, Death Is Sweeter bloopers!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone except the characters I made up.

A/N: I couldn't help myself! I had to do another one of these. Sorry.

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ACTION!!!

Abner takes the rabbit and slices it open. Unfortunately for him the technician put too much blood in the fake rabbit and it sprays all over him. The director yells cut.

"OH GROSS!! MAKE UP!! A LITTLE SERVICE HERE PLEASE!!" Abner shouts as Vegeta laughs his head off.

GO!!!

Alley puts her arm around Pan to reassure her.

"Don't worry about it! They'll be plenty of time for you to kiss and make up!" Alley says.

"Not so long as I'm around!" Gohan shouts from off stage. Pan gives him a glare as Alley cracks up.

3,2,1 action!

"Just keeping an eye on my investment kid." Piccolo replies. The two girls sweat drop.

"I know what you mean! Those bank managers are cons I tells ya!" Trunks says.

AAAAACTIOOOOOONN!!!

Trunks runs into the room.

"Am I too late?" Trunks shouts tripping over Pan's bags. Instead of falling down he goes flying into the food, skids across the table and lands head first into Vegeta. Everyone is silent until Goku starts laughing.

"Now that's funny." He says slapping his thigh.

"That's not very funny Kakarrot!" Vegeta shouts but that makes Goku laugh even more.

ACTION!!

Trunks and Pan are outside in the garden talking.

"Pan…there is something I want to tell you. We've been going out for a long time and I've loved you for even longer. What I'm trying to say is…I love you too much to lie to you anymore." Trunks says.

"NANI?!" Pan says.

"I'm in love with Goten and I've decided to run away with him." Trunks says.

"NANI?!" Pan says. Goten comes running out into the garden.

"Aw Trunksie-chan! I knew you loved me!" Goten says as he jumps into Trunks' arms.

"Groovy baby." Trunks says as he flies off.

"NANI?!" Pan says as the rest of the cast crack up.

"Let's here it for Trunks, he finally got his sense of humour back!" Bra says.

GO!!!

Piccolo has just overheard that Pan and Trunks are gonna get married.

"YES!!" Piccolo shouts. Pan and Trunks are still outside so Piccolo decides to improvise.

"Hey senshi! I gots all yo money don'tcha worry! I say hey! Senshi I gots yo money!" Piccolo sings as Goku provides a backbeat.

Action!

"Yep. I just have the strangest feeling that he's watching us from somewhere, carefully planning his every move, writing down every detail until he has us all where he wants us and then he'll kill us and make us into horrible trophies that he'll hang up and show to his other psycho friends that happen to stop by. But other than that I'm just fine!" Alley says.

"What's that behind you?" Goten asks. Alley turns around to see Gohan wearing the carcass of the rabbit on his head.

"AAAAAAAHHHH!! Oh my God! Gohan!" Alley says as she slaps him in the ribs. Everyone else laughs at her.

GOOOOO!!

"Don't you think you're being just a little paranoid?" Goten asks.

"Nope. I've learnt that it's good to be a little paranoid. That way nothing can surprise you." Alley says. The rest of the cast laugh at this remark. The director yells cut.

"I think I'm paranoid!" Goku and Piccolo say in unison.

ACTION!!!

"Alrighty then! Goten, I'm just stepping outside!" Alley says.

"Take a sweater!" Goten says.

"Okay mom!" Alley replies as Goten scowls.

3,2,1 ACTION!!

"Can I help you sir?" Pan asks. Abner pauses for a while.

"Yes…can you tell me my next line? I think it has something to do with destroying you." Abner says. Pan can't control herself and starts laughing.

"C'mon! You have to give me credit! I at least kept the flow going!" Abner says.

"Pudding has more flow than that last line did." Vegeta says as everyone else starts laughing.

GO!!

"PPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!" Trunks shouts.

"WWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Goku shouts as everyone else starts laughing. Trunks gives him a death glare but Goku shrugs.

"Hey, can you blame me? It was like a reflex!" Goku says in his defence.

ACTION!

"Live broadcast." Alley replies.

"Huh?" Trunks and Bra ask.

"She got an intern last summer at CNN." Goten replies.

"Cor-ny!" Everyone else says.

AACTIOOOOOOON!!!

"So he just took her into a black hole and you don't know where he is? That's just great!" Gohan says taking off his glasses and smashing them in the process. "OW! OW!! OW!! I GOT GLASS IN MY HAND!! OW!! GET THE MEDICS!"

"Geez bro! It's only glass!" Goten says.

"But it stings!" Gohan replies.

ACTION!!

"Ho-ly! I'm late for work!" Alley says quickly snapping her fingers and changing her clothes only to find herself dressed in a replica of Goku's gi. "Oh for the love of…WHO'S BEEN PLAYING WITH THE MACHINE??!" Alley cries as everyone else laughs at her. She turns to look at Trunks.

"It was you wasn't it?!"

"What can I say? I'm a genius!" Trunks says.

"Genius my ass! I'm gonna kill you!!" Alley tries to run after Trunks but the weighted clothing trips her up. She lies on the floor muttering about killing Trunks.

GO!!

Trunks and Goten have come back without Pan. The arrow with the letter attached on it flies through the window and misses its target. It instead lands a few inches away from Trunks' head. Trunks breaks down into fake tears while Goten tries to calm him down.

"How am I supposed to compete with that?! He has arrows that fly for crying out loud!! I am the president of the Capsule Corporation! I am not a knight of the round table! I do not belong to King Arthur's court! My name is not Robin nor do I have a hood!" Trunks cries as the rest of the crew crack up.

ACTION!!!

Alley is facing off against Abner.

"Well you're not exactly a rocket scientist so I won't listen to you." Alley says. "Where is Pan?" Abner forgets his line and decides to improvise.

"Enough talk Miss Cassidy! Now dance!" Abner says bringing out a toy gun with suction cup bullets. Alley takes one to the stomach and falls to the ground.

"Oooohhh!! I've been hit! Tell mama t'was me who nicked the turkey last Christmas! Tell papa that I broke his car and dumped it in the Thames! Tell my brother that he can go to hell!" Alley says and collapses.

GO!!

Scene where Alley is about to die.

"Good. I just wanted to know that what I did wasn't in vain." Alley says turning away. Goten turns her head so she is looking at him.

"What are you talking about?" He asks.

"I don't know what's wrong with me."

"Huh?"

"Goten…I see dead people…" Alley says as everyone else starts laughing.

ACTION!!!!

Alley and Goten are sharing their last kiss before Alley dies. They take a little longer than expected but still do not break the kiss. The director yells cut about five times but they still don't stop. Finally they break the kiss.

"You guys took waaaay to long with that." Goku says while Alley and Goten blush furiously. A chorus of "oooooooooohhh" and "Alley and Goten sitting in a tree…" start as Goten walks up to the camera and turns it off.

GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Scott is helping the gang talk to Alley.

"Hey sis, can you here me?" Scott asks.

"Yes surprisingly…oh no! Are you dead too?" Alley's voice echoes through the room. "Hey cool!! Echo! Heloooo! Jimmy cracked corn…"

"…and I don't care!" Her voice echoed back. Everyone looks slightly mystified.

ACTION!!

"Hey calm down!" Scott says.

"You selfish brat!" Alley shouts. Scott raises an eyebrow.

"You're the brat."

"Be quiet you Haley Joel Osmond wannabe! Ooh! Look at me! I talk with dead people!"

"Shut your trap I'm doing this for your benefit!"

"My benefit my freakin ass!"

"Watch your mouth."

"You'd better stop talking to me like a child!"

"I am not you spoot head!"

"Weasel weenie!"

"Numb booger!"

"Ass!"

"Scott Evil wannabe!"

"Look who's talking?! You stole his name!" By this time the crew are beside themselves with laughter.

ACTION!

"Why can't I escape?!" Pan shouts a little too loudly.

"Simple my dear. I drugged you. See, I told you it was simple! Even your halfwit Grandfather could understand that!!"

"HEY!! I heard that! I oughta wipe the floor with you right now! Well?! What do you say sit 'n' spin?!" Goku says as everyone else says "ooooooohh!"

GOO!!

"There's no need to be such a jerk Vegeta. It was just a suggestion. I think that spandex is starting to cut off the circulation to your brain." Goku says entering the room. Vegeta's eyebrow starts to twitch.

"How dare you speak to me like that?" Vegeta cries walking in after him. Goku forgets his line so improvises and puts his hand in Vegeta's face.

"Talk to the hand coz the face don't wanna here it anymore." Goku says. Vegeta catches on and goes along with it.

"What hand? Talk to your hand?!" Vegeta says.

"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips!" Goku counters.

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't go there girlfriend! Mmm hmm!" Goku says doing the little move as well.

"Who's girlfriend?" Vegeta says trying not to laugh.

"Don't mess with me I'm one crazy mofo, I had to pop a cock coz you wouldn't give me my props in Oak Town."

"What?!" Alley says.

"I heard that somewhere." Goku replies.

"You're an idiot." Piccolo says.

"Well I think we have an understanding. Bye bye!" Goku finishes as everyone laughs and gives a round of applause.

ACTION!!

"Well she's not here Kakarrot." Vegeta notices the door that is supposed to be closed, is open so he shuts it with his foot. "We're wasting time so let's go." Vegeta says as he walks right into the door. "Son of a…! There wasn't a door here a minute ago." Goku walks up behind him.

"Yup. It also wasn't closed a minute ago either." Goku laughs.

"Damn you Kakarrot."

GOO!!!

"Look behind you bakayaro!" Vegeta points, Goku turns around to see about fifty huge green-like monsters behind him. Goku lets out a Johnny Bravo Shriek™ and Vegeta can't help but laugh.

ACTION!!

"Oh great. Listen I don't know who you are and I'd gladly kick your ass right here and now but my daughter is missing." Gohan says fishing a wallet with a picture of Cameron Diaz on it. "This is her…wait a second! Hehe…how did that get in there?" Gohan says sheepishly, blushing like mad.

3,2,1 ACTION!!

"Pan! You can't be serious!! How could you side with him?! After all that he has done?!" Trunks cries but Pan shrugs.

"The dental plan and the company car sort of tied me over." Pan says as Abner starts laughing.

ACTIOOOON!!!!

"KA…ME…HA…ME…HAAA!!" Goten shouts. The smoke clears and Abner's head is missing. He walks over to Goten. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT HIS HEAD OFF!!! AAAAAAHHH!" Goten screams as Abner pops his head out of the middle of his shirt.

"Don't you believe it!" Abner says (1) as the rest of the crew laugh.

GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

"Just call me Mr State The Obvious." Goku says.

"How 'bout I call you Mr Pain In The Ass?" Vegeta says.

"Shuddup!"

Roll em and ACTION!!

"Hey son." Goku said.

"Wassup?" Gohan replied.

"Vegeta's blood pressure."

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!" Everyone else says as Vegeta's eyebrow twitches.

"Look out!! He's gonna blow!!" Trunks says.

ACTION!!!

"MWAHAHAHA!!! At last I've won! In your face Trunks Briefs! Who got the girl? Who won the fight? Me! It's all about me! The Head Honcho! The King Casadilla! The Number One Nacho baby!! Nacho, nacho, nacho man! I gotta be a nacho man! Nacho, nacho man! I gotta be a nacho! OW!" Abner says doing a little dance as everyone cracks up.

ROLL EM!!

"MWAHAHAHA!!! At last I've won! In your face Trunks Briefs! Who got the girl? Who won the fight? Me! It's all about me! Abner! It was I, Abner, who has foiled every one of your plans, destroyed everything you worked on, totally shattered your frame of mind. Me, Abner, who isn't having much luck pulling of this whole Mojo spiel, Abner isn't having much because he has only watched one ep of PPG which is where Mojo Jojo resides, Mojo Jojo is…" Abner says.

"Oh shut up!!"

ACTION!!!!!

"I can't take it anymore!! You people are so idiotic I think I'm starting to catch whatever you have! We need to get out of this hallway and find the brats!! If I don't fight soon I'm likely to beat one of you up." Vegeta shouts kicking a wall. The wall disintegrates. "Ehehehe! Did I do that?" Vegeta says Erkel style.

ACTION!!!!

"Give it up! You'll never defeat me!" Pan says.

"Oh yes I will!" Krillin says.

"Oh no you won't!"

"Oh yes I will!"

"On the count of three!" 1,2,3…

"Rock paper scissors!" Pan and Krillin say as everyone else starts laughing.

GOOOOOOOO!!!

"I have an idea!" Bra says as she flies down to Abner and gets him in a full headlock.

"What the hell?!" Abner cries. Bra forgets her line so she improvises.

"Tell me where you hid the dragonballs!"

"Wrong episode babe." Abner says as everyone starts laughing.

ACTION!!!

"Oh sure. Hey! I haven't seen you in a long time! How are you?" Goku says.

"I'm fine Goku-san. How are you?" Krillin replies.

"That is Goku-sama to you! Bow down to my emphasised power!" Goku bellows as everyone starts laughing.

ACTION!!

"That's it! Everything around us, the walls, his army the whole friggin hideout! It's all powered by his mind!" Gohan cries a little too excitedly. Abner starts laughing insanely.

"I HAVE THE POWER!! I AM NOW THE ONE WHO POSSESS THE…THE POWER!!! HAHA!! I can feel it! I can feel it all over!" Abner says as everyone cracks up.

GOOOO!!!

Abner gets up and looks at Trunks and Goten with eyes of fury.

"What?!" Abner replies, voice full of venom.

"I think I'm going to wet myself!" Trunks cowers.

"Steady…" Goten says as everyone starts laughing.

ACTION!!!

"Grr! You aren't gonna pull one over on me that easily!" Abner screeches. Alley runs onto the set.

"Yeah. You have to do it like this!" She says pulling his shirt over his face. He walks around blindly for a while and then collapses.

"Oops."

GOOOOOO!!!

Goten heaves a heavy sigh and raises his arms. Alley's voice can be heard off camrea.

"He about to let the dragon out! Na na na na na na na na na! Don't make me unleash the dragon!" Alley sings as Goten starts laughing.

ACTIOOOOOOON!!!!

Goten is about to kiss Alley when he notices she has stuck on a pair of very thick eyebrows.

"Kiss me or I will poke you with my eyebrow!" Alley says as Goten starts laughing.

ACTION!!!

Alley walks in eight months pregnant. She's about to say her line when you hear a hissing sound. The beach ball under her stomach is deflating.

"AAAH!! MY WATER BROKE!!" Alley screams as everyone starts laughing.

The end!!!

So what did ya think? Personally I thought the first one was funnier. Review please!!

(1) "Don't you belive it!" was a saying that people used to use during WW2. If you watch Tom and Jerry cartoons they often use this as a joke.