While spending some time together during a rainy evening with Holly, Artemis discovers something interesting about fairy anatomy. Oneshot. Shameless A/H fluffy fun.

Artemis has gone insane. Now what? When strange things start to happen around Fowl Manor, for once, Artemis isn't there to help. Arriving at Fowl Manor, Minerva finds it mysteriously empty, and by finding Holly, together they have rescue Butler and save Artemis before it's too late.

Holly makes a drastic decision that sets the LEP into high alert, chasing her and Artemis across an ocean to the one place claimed to be able to help them both. But is there really sanctuary to be found, or is it simply jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire?

Artemis finds a strange figure in his room and goes home with her, to see the hectic life that she says he created.

Red Roses, Valentines day, Satire, extreme Butchering of all Characters mentioned. all in the name of humor. Re-upload from my other account. Sorta HollyXArtemis?...

Arty is turning 15, and Juliet and Holly have a little something planned for the day... One-shot, humor, a bit of AxH at the end, Holly OOC in one part, Black Butler references, and an anime term. Please review. ((On the cover image, Arty is thinking: "Oh please no..."))

Holly reflects on Artemis' death. Short.

This is after The Last Guardian. Artemis Fowl has not seen the fairy world for eight months, and is currently back at St. Bartelby's under his mother's request. However, when he is called over the com that a Miss Short is picking him up for dismissal, he knows something is amiss. Fan-made, so don't hate. Also, first fanfic!

Artemis needs to learn some life skills, and who better to teach him that than Butler? Unfortunately, things don't go as planned when the chocolate chips come out... one-shot. Just humor, fluff, no OOC, technically, and just fun.

Set after TEC. Years after Artemis's mind wipe, her past vulnerability comes back to bite Holly and the People when a mysterious poison that the People suspect was injected by Artemis attacks Holly. But why only now, after so long? And what will they do? With no cure underground, they are forced to go to Artemis for it. But what will he do, with his memories not intact?

With one science experiment gone wrong, Artemis I turns into something crazy and unexpected. Another, and his son turns with him. They try to keep it a secret, but Holly walks in on something that ends that period of secrecy. Now, they have to decide what to do with her. Kill her? Make her forget...Or maybe something else? And what are the repercussions of that decision?

It starts out as a normal morning. Well... normal for Holly Short. But with one call by Commander Kelp, her life changes, and she's sent on another mission with Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums, and, of course, Butler. To find someone with more magic than No. 1. What could possibly go wrong? Teen 'cause I want to be safe.

"It's always cubes with you." Noted Foaly somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?" Just a cute little nonsense oneshot to explain why Artemis has always picked cubes. The answer comes from the most unlikely of places. :)

Artemis fowl has gone to the lower elements due to an enraged elf captain.what happens may or may not be foaly's fault.

This fic is sequel to "The Tape" and "What now?" Artemis and Foaly don't have a problem. Butler just wasn't expecting this! Camera too! Slash. Crack pairing. Contains lemon.

Artemis is a deformed genius living beneath the Paris Opera House. Holly is the elf he kidnaps to be his forever, but the LEP won't let them be so easily… Crossover with the Phantom of the Opera.

"Nothing is worth dying for...If one must give ones own life for what they want it isn't worth it" Opal doesn't want him to die...but she still doesn't care about him...even if he is some love struck adolescent. Rated T for some leg room, OC's will be implemented, set after The Last Guardian.

My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!

Songfic about HollyJuliet. Juliet realized that with Holly she has much in common Rated T just in case))) Read, reviews and enjoy, please! Warning: femmslash.

This is what I hoped would happen after TLG. I am horrible with summaries so please read this. My first fanfic, yay!

Artemis was often described as sneaky, snark and scheming. Practically a lot of 's' adjectives. But 'SAPPY? That's a huge mistake there..."Who would have thought that the criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl the Second is a sappy romantic?" She giggles. "Orion must be getting to you." One-shot. A/H

a songfic based off of Voltaire's Feathery wings. a tale of depression and suicide.

A year after Orion's attack on Artemis, the villain finds a way to escape again, this time bringing a friend with him. However, when this alleged "friend" goes rogue and kidnaps Holly, will Orion and Artemis be able to get along and team up to save her from the dangerous new alter? Sequel to Realization of Five!

A variety of one-shots where you tell us whose is better! Starring your favorite Artemis Fowl characters and the twisted minds of yours truly.

A poem about the one and only D. Butler.