**A/N** Continuation of this was-perverted
fic. But this part is not too bad it's
more of a TAG with HIDE-N-GO-SEEK (renamed to
HIDE-N-GO-LOOK-FOR-DA-CLARINET!) Heh,
yeah, this chapter's to do with a certain clarinet that belongs to someone and
don't think these events didn't happen once before. They happen, lots of times, because, TONS OF PEOPLE ARE
PRANSTERS! ^_^
I needa candy cane…yum!
What
makes you think I like you? Part three (THE CLARINET INCIDENT!)
"What the ::beeped by the secretary:: in God's
name were you doing in there????" The
steam-blowing-out-of-his-head Principal yelled which soared through the halls
and made all the little kindergarteners shiver with fright.
"Shh! Sir! Think of the children, please…" The secretary whispered as she poked her
little, four-eyed (think glasses) head through the marginal space between the
door and the wall.
"Yes, I will take note of that."
"Geez, this guy's boring me to death.." Taichi
muttered as he was drifting into sleepy-ness.
"Hey! You listen to me now! This is a very
serious matter indeed, and therefore you shall be severely punished for those
in-human actions of yours!" He said in
a puff of oxygen. The big, plump man
stood with his fat belly growing titanic, and his cheeks bursting with red
anger. His ruffled mustache twitched
back and forth and he shook his head with disappointment in him.
"I will be suspended, won't I?" Taichi asked quite casually.
"Well, I don't know, you're the first of all
the immature students to invite themselves into the girl's change room. This is quite a situation indeed." The old geezer of a principal went into
thought. "Since no real, damage,
humiliation, or much harassment took place, I suppose I can still let you
attend school. But if that is - - tried
- - once - - more, you will pay the very bad circumstances." He pointed his
index finger at Taichi and made himself clearly clear.
Yagami-san nodded his head wearily. "Uh huh."
"Now, return to your class and remember
it!" Acknowledging Taichi to go and be
off.
"Sure, whatever…" He left the office and made
his way to his classroom.
Automatically, Taichi was back to fooling
around. As he passed some of the other classrooms and was able to be seen
through the door's windows, he would often stick his tongue at the instructors
teaching and they'd become outraged while the kids laughed. Making the faces of wacky aliens or other
humorous expressions, every classroom with kids went into a laughing fit. He finally stopped at his classroom and
opened the door quite slowly.
Momentarily, they were taking a test and
everyone was quiet, and as the eerie door creaked open with caution, everyone
spotted Taichi but the teacher. Some
started cracking up, as the teacher still hadn't noticed! He slowly picked up the garbage pale full of
yucky leftover lunch, paper, and regular garbage and tiptoed toward the
unsuspecting victim. Flipping the pale
vertically and with speed barraging the teacher on the head, he dashed from the
spot and ran behind some of the girls who were giggling.
"What???!!!!" Banana peels are hanging from his head, shredded paper sliding off his
shirt, and some gooey substance hanging from his face caused the class to be
disrupted (of course!) and all cracking up into laughter and glee pointing and
falling off chairs.
"Who did this!!!??? I demand to know right now
this instant!" (Don't teacher's sound an awful lot as if principals?) His fist pounded on the fake wood teacher's
desk.
"HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Was their response.
"He did." A party-pooper Sora said as she pointed right in front of her to Taichi.
"Well, I knew it had to be him out of all
rascals!"
The classroom fell silent and dull, as all the
backs turned and the chairs croaked, all eyes eyeing Sora in an angry way.
"You're gonna pay, bitch." Taichi said with the
fiery fuming. She ignored him resulting in him getting more irritated.
Customary events happened now Taichi received
the usual 15-minute yells, and the "YOU-GET-A-DETENTION!" shout, added with the
nice delight of getting hit upon with a teacher's stick. (think Asia!)
Then, the greatest time of day rolled and
rolled along the school's schedule. It
happened to be called "lunch" and everyone got to go to the cafeterias and
eat! Though, Taichi wasn't eating
despite he had a grand lunch. Focused
on Sora, he was planning one of a lot of pranks he were to play on her. Evil as he was, he was to be successful.
"Hey man, you're not eating your lunch
dude." Yamato said.
"I don't care, I'm trying to think of
something…" He pondered on.
"Ah, I see. Which girl are you trying to go out with?"
"What?? No!! I hate girls! They're stupid bitches!"
"You mean you hate your mom and sister?"
"Except them!"
"You mean you hate your aunts and
girl-cousins?"
"Except them too."
"You also hate your grandmothers???"
"NO!!! I hate Sora!!!!"
"Ah, Sora I see. Nah, you don't stand a chance with her. She'll never go for
someone who tortures her gender."
"-_- I
said I HATED her, not wanted to go out with her!"
"Whatever man, what were you thinking about
then?"
"Well, doesn't she participate in band and
plays clarinet?"
"What're you going to do with the clarinet when
she gets out from band practice?"
"You almost read my mind, well I'm going to go
over to her table and just… hang around for a bit and while they're bickering
over some messed up manicure or whatever they dispute over, I'll take Sora's
clarinet without her noticing that it's gone and hide it somewhere in the
school."
"I see. Cool idea man."
"Thanks, well I'll go over there now, she's
started to eat her lunch with her friends already. Bye!" Taichi got up and walked over to the
table. Unexpectedly, they all saw him
and went into bewilderment.
"Like-what are you doing here?" Mimi snottily
said.
"Hey, what's up girls?" Taichi took a swift seat next to Sora.
"Uh… nothing…" Someone said as all the others
watched him with suspicious eyes.
"Please go away Taichi, you are annoying enough
and we really don't want you here." Sora said.
"Nope."
"Ugh…" The girls groaned.
A few tables away, the angry athletic team of
the school was getting jealous that the girls surrounded Taichi while they
weren't. "Look at the pathetic sap, if
he can be with girls and survive, we can be with them as well and be even
better!" One of the buff captains said.
"Yeah, lets go over there so he'll stop hogging
all of them!" They agreed and a few of
them "gathered their courage" and went over.
"Oh great!" Was said sarcastically, "… more
stupid boys to join."
"Hey,
we're not stupid!" The group said.
"Leave us alone!" All the girls started paying attention to the guys who just came
over to notice what Taichi was doing.
As Sora was not guarding her clarinet under the
table, Taichi bent down and slowly slipped it out of her reach and hid the case
in a sports jacket he had on. Stepping
out, he scurried away and sprinted somewhere.
Running to her homeroom as fast as he could, he
got there and placed the case on her desk, then he went back out and to the
lunchroom again. He sat back down at
his table and took his breath.
"Hey, what'd you do with her clarinet?"
"I put it in the bathroom."
"Where?"
"The one on the 6th grade wing."
"Which bathroom?"
"The girls one."
"Hey!!! Taichi!! Where did you put my
clarinet??" Sora stormed towards him.
"I didn't take it!" He put on the "I'm innocent" face and didn't expect her to
believe it.
"No, seriously, I mean it, where is my
clarinet??"
"Uh… no wheres!" Taichi got up and ran for the 6th grade wing.
Mimi, Koushiro, Yamato and Sora all followed
Taichi.
"Where are you going!?" Sora said as she ran after him.
"Haha! You'll never find it!!" He laughed as he
started to jog back wards through the hallway.
"Taichi give it back now!!" She kept on
following. "Where is it??" She was
about to look in the girls' bathroom when Yamato stopped her.
"No! Don't go in there!" He tried defending the
false place.
"Ah hah! So it's there!" She went in and looked around.
"I flushed it down the toilet!" Taichi claimed.
She stared at him in no patience. "Where is it Taichi!!!!!!!!!!!?????????"
"No wheres!" Taichi said and disappeared as he raced back to the lunchroom.
"Follow him!" She pointed out, as there now obviously was no clarinet around the
bathroom of the girls.
They
spotted him at his table sitting as if a duck waiting for its death. The angry girls surrounded him and kept on
ordering Taichi to say where it was, but ha! It never worked. He managed to get up and start running
away, Sora was determined now and got to tug on the back of his shirt every so
often when she almost, but didn't, catch up to his pace.
"Look Taichi, this isn't funny anymore, I want
it back!" She screamed.
"All right, all right, it's in the second
grader's girls' bathroom."
"O.O YOU PUT IT IN THERE???"
"…Yup!" He lied.
"Oh my Gosh, what did you do with it!!" She ran
from him and her pals went into that bathroom to search.
Heh, their search turned to be fruitless!
Now even steam was blowing from Sora's head,
she wouldn't tolerate anymore of Taichi's "ridiculous immature act."
"WHERE IS
IT????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She shrieked at the top of her lungs.
"DING, Ding, ding, ding…" The school bell rang;
lunch stood at the point of being over, and Sora still didn't have her
clarinet.
"If you don't give me it back, I will tell the
lunch aids." Sora said.
"What are they supposed to do?"
She sighed seeing no one could punish Taichi
enough for anything he did. "Can I just
have it back please?" She entreated.
"Nope!" He smiled.
"How can you even smile!?"
"Good bye!" He left her and went to his own homeroom.
"Wha….?" She questioned to no one in
particular.
Now she was really pissed off, and her day had
been a wreck and there were still two lousy periods of school left!
As she entered her classroom she stopped dead
in her tracks, mouth dropped to the bottom of the floor, eyes widened to the
edge of her face, menacing crimson eyes burning with so much frustration,
taking in a deep breath, she stared at her beloved clarinet sitting unharmed on
her desk!
"TAICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her scream sounded as if an opera singer's voice, her shrill vibrated through
the walls, and a chill of satisfaction for the day reached Taichi's mind.
Author's Notes: To be continued!! Not very well
written I must say, but ah wells! Writing these stories are very entertaining and it makes me seem as if
I'm a psycho, heh, I'll do my depressing fics another time again, I'm on a
CANDY-CANE high! (Are you sure dat
stoff isn't crack dude?) heh….