NOTE: I don't own Gundam Wing, or the song; One Week. The song belongs to the Barenaked Ladies and is one their album Stunt.
I know that Heero wouldn't keep a Journal, but it worked with the story. It needed to be a more
than one day fic.
One Week
Dear Journal,
I went to visit Relena, I haven't seen her in a week. We were talking when she suddenly
exclaimed that she was angry. . .
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me and said "Get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two till I say I'm sorry. . .
Dear Journal,
Relena apologized to me today. She told me that she wasn't mad at me.
I know it's true because she hugged me, and fallowed me everyone I went for the rest of the day.
. .
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As a make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I liked the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hit
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show
Mine's about a Buck-Hoe
There'll be a big sound from the pavement
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't under stand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have the tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have the history of taking off my shirt. . .
Dear Journal,
Today Relena got mad at some one who said that they loved wars.
It was so funny, I almost smiled. . .
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me, I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry. . .
Dear Journal,
Duo got in trouble and I had to save him.
I was visiting Relena when I got the message.
I stood up and told Relena that I was going to go save him. Relena said that I was crazy.
I turned to go and she tackled me. I took my gun out and threatened to shoot her. It worked and
I left to get Duo. . .
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drum stick and you're brain stops tickin'
Watching X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy. . .
Dear Journal,
I was watching X-Files with the boys when Duo asked Wufei if there was a Chinese chicken.
Wufei didn't answer. . .
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey, that's my lunch
Yoda's a really, really old guy
Gonna get a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons are always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That makes me think the wrong thing. . .
Dear Journal,
Today Relena made me watch Sailor Moon, even though Relena doesn't like the fact that Sailor
Moon fights. . .
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have the tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have the history of losing my shirt. . .
Dear Journal,
Today Relena dragged us to the cemetery to see Treize's grave.
Lady Une was there. . .
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Dear Journal,
Yesterday I didn't see Relena, so today she tracked me down.
When she saw me she yelled my name, ran over and hugged me.
I told her that I thought she was going to do that.
She just looked at me, confused. . .
Still be two days till we say we're sorry