Usual Disclaimer, which I usually manage to forget: don't own anything but the story, for what it's worth.
From the looks of it, Part 2 is highly (yeah, right) anticipated, so here it is.
"Turn off the freakin' light!" The words sounded so small, coming from the inebriated fairy. Link stifled the urge to laugh.
"Navi, are you okay?" Link reached down and tried to help Navi stand. She shrugged him off.
"And jushh who the hell are you?" Navi looked up at the (from her perspective) giant Hylian. She snorted with contempt. "Oh…you. The great big FAIRY BOY!" Navi dissolved into drunken laughter. "Fairy boy, fairy boy!" She staggered closer to Link. I'm thishh liiiiiittle bitty fairy, and look at you, buster."
Link mentally cursed himself for throwing her in the whiskey bottle. "Navi, I'm so sorry for throwing you in there…"
"Wha for? I feel great!" Navi hiccupped. "Come on, let'sh go show that bossy fish-bitch who's the real boss."
"Fish-bitch?"
Navi looked annoyed. "You know, the shtuck-up watery tart who made you carry her around. Ronco, Repo…what washh her name, anyway."
"You mean Ruto?"
Navi thought for a minute, the effort and pain clear on her face. "Yeah, her, too."
Puzzled, Link watched as the fairy attempted to get off the ground. Sadly, Navi only seemed to be able to flap one wing at a time. The occasional buzz-buzz was broken by Navi cussing at her wings for their lack of cooperation.
"Navi?"
buzz-buzz…"Dammit!"…buzz-buzz…
"NAVI!" Link yelled.
Navi grabbed her head. "AAUUGH! Don't do that!" She grabbed one of Link's leg-hairs and yanked. Link yelped and fell to the ground. Navi drew herself up proudly, and hiccupped again. "Don't messhh with this fairy, boy." She giggled. "Fairy boy…that'sh funny" She fell to the ground, a drunken heap of laughter.
Link was starting to get annoyed. He reached over and picked Navi up by the wings, not being very gentle about it. Ignoring her cries of protest, he dunked her in the shallows of Lake Hylia. As she spluttered to the surface, Link held her close to his face to check on her.
She kicked his nose.
Dropping her, he grabbed his face, hearing an ooooff! as she hit the ground. Fairy temporarily forgotten, Link went back to his blanket digging through his bag for something to stop the blood in his nose. Sorry about the bottle or not, he was getting angry. He turned to see if Navi was okay, and was immediately confronted by the plastered sprite.
"Go around droppin' me…now that washhh very rude, Lyle…Lemmy…wha's that name again?"
"Link." His voice strained with the effort of controlling his temper.
"Whatever. After all the things I do for you, Lemmy, you'd think you could be nisher to me." Navi started to tear up. "I mean…I help you target bad guys, I show you where the cool stuff is, I give you good advice…and you schtuff me in a bottle."
Navi hiccupped again, and continued her drunken tirade. "I mean, even when thoshe Hyrule whoresh are all over you, I don't shay a word about getting up to go beat ol' Gangrene."
"Ganon."
"Him, too." She poked him in the kneecap. "And don't try to change the shubject." She flung herself down. "I do all that, and you cram me in a bottle." Navi collapsed on her face in a fit of sobbing.
"I guess I was kind of a jerk, and I'm sorry about the bottle thing." Link touched Navi's back, as she sprawled out on his blanket. "I had a bad day, and I took it out on you. Can you forgive me?"
He inched closer to listen for a response.
He was greeted by snores.
Navi awoke to the early rays of the sun coming up. Link was dressed in his usual outfit of Kokiri green, and making a small breakfast.
"Umm…Link?"
Link turned to look at the fairy, confusion on her face. "Yes, Navi?"
"Where are we?"
"Lake Hylia. I took a brief vacation." He handed her a small tablet. "Take that, you'll need it."
She sat up, and was greeted by a sledgehammer in her skull. She cradled her head in her hands. "Oh, Farore. This is what it feels like to die." She opened her eyes. "What happened, and what's the tablet for?"
"Well, I stuffed you in a bottle…"
Navi's eyes narrowed. "Yes, I remember that. There was something else in there, and it wasn't a potion." She shuddered at the memory. "What else has happened?" Then she noticed it. "What's the bandage on your nose for?"
"Well, the tablet is for the headache you've probably got. The bandage…" he thought for a minute, "was just me being clumsy."
Navi flew over to him. "Look, I don't remember what I did, but if it was anything bad, I'm sorry."
Link looked down at her. "No time for that now. Zelda is calling us. Time to bail out Hyrule again."
Navi nodded, and landed on Link's shoulder. I wonder what that little tramp wants now, thought Navi. But I'll never tell Link what I think of her to his face. He likes her so much.