Freeza rocketed forward in a blaze of fury. He punched and kicked faster than Kakarot could hope to follow. He used his tail to slam him into the mountains. Kakarot jumped out, reading a blast. Freeza launched a small quick purple blast that hit Kakarot's and destroyed it. Freeza breathed deeply.
"You stupid fucking lizard. I'm only at half strength! I will crush you completely!"
Kakarot threw out his arms, and gathered strength. He screamed, and his aura grew more powerful, his hair more blond. Kakarot hunched over, and then fired a blast at Freeza's face. Freeza was knocked back away into mountains. Kakarot grinned, then disappeared. He appeared, kneeing Freeza in the gut. Kakarot then powered up ki into his hands, and punched Freeza with the full force of his Saiya-jin wrath!
ELSEWHERE
Vegeta finished off his shark.
"This planet has the worst tasting food I've ever seen. Oh well."
Vegeta gazed to his right, noticing high powers.
"Hmmm? Kakarot is fighting full force! I don't detect WHOM though. He must've finished them all. Wait, wait, no. I think I can barely detect some weaker fighters nearby. Interesting……."
Vegeta developed a small aura and lifted off, heading for the battlefield.
KAKAROT
Kakarot looked down at his opponent. He picked him up, looking him over.
"Let's see…..face smashed in……multiple broken bones……but no breathing. He's gone."
Kakarot threw down the bloody figure of Freeza and turned around. The second he did, a fist flew at his face. Kakarot crashed into the mountain, swearing. Ice looked down at his father. Freeza's face was almost open, with blood everywhere. He lifted his hand and was disgusted when he felt it go limp where the bone should have been.
"I feel like shit……" complained Freeza
"You're alive! Yes!" rejoiced Ice
"I need a senzu……" said Freeza
Ice opened his mouth to respond when suddenly Kakarot tackled him. They flew into the ocean. Freeza tried to stand up, and slowly managed to. He powered up as much as he could. Before he could leap after, Ice landed on Freeza. Freeza almost vomited at the sight. His neck was snapped, completely turned around. He looked up as Kakarot landed on Ice's head. His head made a crunch while blood splattered onto the feet of both.
Freeza uppercutted Kakarot as hard as he could, but Kakarot's head only flew back before he brought it forward again.
"Time for me to finish off the pitiful remains of your race."
KAIOU
Suddenly the blue old man shouted in fear.
"Kaiou! What the hell just happened?" asked Yamcha
"It's Ice! He's dead! Kakarot just killed him, and he intends to do the same to Freeza!" he shouted
"No! We can't allow this! Isn't there anything we can do?" shouted Tenshinhan
"I believe I can answer that, Kaiou." Spoke an unknown voice
"Kami?" asked Kaiou
"Yes, it's me. We don't have much time, so this'll be quick. Mr. Popo is looking for the dragonballs right now. As soon as he does, we have to wish back everyone on Namek. We can use the extra wish to wish everyone on Namek to earth. There we can train them until Kakarot and Vegeta and the rest of the Saiya-jin race arrive on Earth." Spoke Kami
"That'll never work, you stupid old fools!" shouted a female voice
Kaiou and the rest turned to see a small hologram of #8. Her soul was transmitting to them from the grave in Namek!
"What do you mean it won't work?" demanded Yamcha
"It's like this. They discovered a technique to double their strength instantly. The Saiya-jin race would be very hard to defeat even after we trained for years and they trained not at all! And they will have this technique to aid them, so it's impossible. The Saiya-jin are too strong." Spoke the #8 hologram
"So what do we do?" asked Kaiou
"Simple. Wish back the fighters on Namek with your dragonballs. We destroy the planet, then come back to Earth. We then train to defeat the rest of the Saiya-jin."
"That might work! We can use our dragonballs to wish back the fighters currently on Namek to fight Kakarot and Vegeta now! We then use the Namekian balls to wish to Earth all except our fighters. While the rest train, they destroy the planet to kill the Saiya-jin. Then, we can use the remaining Z to destroy the Saiya-jin homeworld. We wish back everyone later, then hunt out any Saiya-jin we missed. Let's give it a try!" shouted Kaiou
"Ok, it's worth a shot. I'll let you know when Popo has found the Earth dragonballs." Replied the elderly Namek
NAMEK
"See you in Hell!" shouted Kakarot
"Kiss my ass!" replied Freeza
Freeza's tail was lightning quick. It moved like a wet towel and hit Kakarot's crotch. He doubled over in pain, then Freeza kicked him away. Freeza powered up, then fired more of his thin powerful beams at Kakarot. Kakarot landed in a mountain, and a dust cloud appeared.
"Shit, no one's EVER dead when the dust clears!" yelled Freeza
Freeza jumped up and fled for safety while he could.
Gotta think of a way to take him DOWN! Thought Freeza
Suddenly Kaiou spoke to him telepathically, relaying the plan.
"Sounds good! But I need backup quick!" yelled Freeza
"The backup is already dead." Shouted Kakarot, slamming into Freeza.
Freeza's entire body was broken. He could barely see anymore, there was so much blood in his eyes. His face was slightly dented inwards. Kakarot pinned him to the ground, and started to squeeze his neck.
"I'll pop your head right off, so you can die slowly……"
KAIOU
"KAIOU! HE'S READY!" shouted Kami
"THEN DO IT! DO IT NOW!" shouted Kaiou back
MR. POPO
"ETERNAL DRAGON, COME FORTH!" shouted Popo
The dragon exploded from the dragonballs, and waited for Popo's wish.
"I wish that all those pure in heart killed on Namek will be resurrected!"
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED. NOW I BID YOU FAREWELL." Said Shenlong
The dragon disappeared in a flash of white, and the balls scattered in the sky. Mr. Popo whipped out his carpet.
"I've done all I can. I hope the plan works out!" he said, as he flew towards Heaven
NAMEK
Freeza's eyes rolled into the back of his head. He was close to passing out. Suddenly Kakarot released in pure shock. Ice kicked his head and he flew backwards. #8 caught him and slammed him into the ground. Piccolo flew at him and kicked him away like a ball.
"Huh? Ice? Piccolo? #8? Thank god!"
Next to them stood Dende, who was quickly began to revive Freeza. Bones snapped back in place, his face and wounds popped back outwards. He stood up, completely healthy.
"I healed Piccolo first, then came here to help you." Said Dende
Freeza looked around. All around Nameks were alive and walking. To the south, the dragon Porunga again stood, proud and powerful.
"Where's Kakarot?" asked Freeza
Piccolo was able to barely see two men talking by Porunga.
"SHIT! HE AND VEGETA ARE GOING TO USE OUR WISH!" shouted Piccolo
Piccolo, #8, Ice, and Freeza rocketed away. Dende followed slowly behind.
This is very odd…only a few month ago these people were my enemies, and the Saiya-jin allies. Now it's reversed! I better check everyone's power levels while I can. Though #8
Lessee…..Woah! Piccolo is at 25 million, Ice at 25 million too! That's impossible! What an improvement in power! Wonder what mine is! Uh…..20 million! That's it? No! Damnit! I NEED MORE POWER! KAKAROT'S AT 50 MILLION AND VEGETA'S AT 75 MILLION! She thought
If she looked at Freeza she would have seen 30,000. His hidden power was even greater.
PORUNGA
"GRANT ME MY DAMN WISH! I WANT TO GET OFF THIS FUCKING PLANET!" screamed Vegeta
"It's won't work, you baka." Said Piccolo, landing by them.
"Namek? I thought I killed all of you! In fact, I distinctly remember killing you in particular!"
"I'm back." Replied Piccolo
"What did you mean when you said it won't work? I want an answer, NOW!' yelled Vegeta
"You need to say the wish in Namekian, you idiot. GSID IFDO DAOA ANGDS!!!!!!" shouted Piccolo
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED. NOW I BID YOU FAREWELL."
The dragon disappeared, and the 7 balls scattered in the sky. Vegeta turned and looked at Kakarot. They were exploding with rage.
"MOTHERFUCKINPIECEOFCRAPIMGONNAKILLYOUASSHOLE!" screamed Vegeta
#8 slammed her knee into Kakarot's face, and Ice did so to Vegeta. Both flew back far. Freeza landed with a large deathball in hand. He threw it at Vegeta, knocking him out. Piccolo, #8, and Ice powered up and fired away at Kakarot, but he dodged it.
*author's note: Vegeta is not SSJ right now, his PL is about 1,500,000. Vegeta is stronger than "Kakarot" because he's had more training and was SSJ first.
Kakarot stood, pissed off at the world. He gathered ki and pulled back his arms. Everyone readied for an attack. Kakarot bowed his head and suddenly pulled it back, at the same time extending his hands. He did not attack but gave them all the finger. Freeza realized it was a after-image and kicked behind him. Kakarot caught his foot and punched him, then hit the others. Kakarot stood above them all and watched his after-image slowly fade out.
"Damn I'm good." Said Kakarot
EARTH
Dende looked around. The Nameks were all there. He appeared to be in a large forest area, and flew up for a better view. Waiting was Mr. Popo.
"Hello Dende!" greeted Mr. Popo.
Dende simply looked around at Earth, looked at Mr. Popo, looked at his fellow Nameks, and then spoke.
"Where are we?"
KAIOU
While Yamcha and Chaoszu were commenting on Tenshinhan being alive once more, Kaiou breathed in fear
"What is it now, Lord Kaiou?" asked Yamcha
"It's Freeza! They're down! Kakarot took them all down! It may just be all over!"
NAMEK
Freeza flipped upwards and looked at him. Kakarot folded his arms and grinned.
"Come on lizard, bring it on." He said impatiently
Freeza grinned and doubled over. Suddenly his muscles expanded and grew very large. His purple crystal formations on his shoulders expanded vastly. He looked up, twice as strong.
"100%….power…..motherfucker…." grinned Freeza
Freeza pulled back his fist and planted it in Kakarot's side, making him spit out blood. He then kneed his head, and slammed him in the ground. He kicked his head, and then jumped up. He flew back at a furious rate and slammed into his back. Kakarot was simply overwhelmed by his boost in power.
KAIOU
"WOW!" said Kaiou
He started dancing around in joy, happy as can be.
"What happened?" asked Tenshinhan
"It's Freeza! He's kicking butt! He was only fighting at half power before, but now he's stronger than Kakarot!"
Yamcha and Tenshinhan smiled and looked at the stars.
"You can do it, Freeza." They said in unison.
NAMEK
Freeza picked up Kakarot's leg and swung him around. He let go, then flew up and elbowed him into the ground. Kakarot fell, and spat blood.
"It's time for you to die, monkey!" shouted Freeza
He lifted his hand to crush Kakarot's skull. A smaller hand grabbed it. He turned around to see a very short, very blond, and very angry looking Vegeta.
"Hello, baka. It's time for you to shut the hell up and die!" he screamed
Vegeta ran his knee into Freeza's gut, and grabbed his throat. He pulled back his other hand and slammed it into his face. Freeza yelled in pain, then Vegeta noticed his tail.
"On Planet Vegeta we have a game called weakling ball. You take a weakling race with a tail, rip it off, and beat the shit out of him with it. Wanna play? No? Too bad." Said Vegeta
He grabbed Freeza's tail. Freeza's eyes widened in alarm. Vegeta smiled and simply ripped it off like it was nothing. Freeza screamed in pain. Vegeta dropped him to the ground. Then, grabbing the tail with two hands, used it like a bat to hit Freeza away. Even after Freeza landed several hundred feet away, he continued savagely beating him. He kept beating him harder and harder until he stopped to look. Freeza was pretty beat up. Vegeta saw some movement out of the corner of his eye and turned. Kakarot was fighting full force against Ice and Piccolo. Vegeta watched the fight, amused. He dropped the tail and watched intent.
#8
She breathed in deeply. They were all doomed. Super Saiya-jin Vegeta and Kakarot were simply too powerful. They were doomed.
"DIE ASSHOLE!" screamed Piccolo
She looked at the battle. She lay, motionless. She had injuries all over, in her legs and arms. It was like on Earth. But now she would die for good.
No! she thought Someone has to blow this planet! The Namek and Freeza's brat are too busy fighting Kakarot. Freeza himself was beat. Even if he could stand, he had to deal with Vegeta. Only I can do it! But I can't! I'm too injured!
This was one of the times she was happy she couldn't feel pain. She had broken arms and legs, her breastplate was shattered, and her skull had a large crack in it. Any normal human would be dead 5 times over already. She thought of how much pain she should be in, then appreciated #9's upgrades. She stopped all thought suddenly.
#9's upgrades.
Of course! He must have built something in for emergency situations! She quickly scanned through her programming for emergency upgrades. Finally she arrives at one.
FILE NAME: EMERGENCY UPGRADE
PASSWORD REQUIRED
ENTER PASSWORD NOW:
She thought hard. What would the password be? Nothing came to mind. She kept thinking, and entered every single password she could think of. She heard a yell of pain in the distance. She couldn't see, the menu took up her complete vision. Finally she thought of a right password
FILENAME: EMERGENCY UPGRADE
PASSWORD REQUIRED
ENTER PASSWORD NOW:
She thought-types the words, and they appeared on the menu
ENTER PASSWORD NOW: traitorous Saiya-jin
#9 must have entered an emergency upgrade one night in case the Saiya-jin turned on them. But why would he not use it before?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPGRADE NOW? : yes/no
She thought-typed in yes, and everything went completely white.
PICCOLO
Piccolo dodged Kakarot's punch while at the same time his kick. It was a fast furious battle, with only one possible outcome: death. Kakarot was slowly gaining the advantage, and it wouldn't be long before he and Ice fell. Suddenly he couldn't feel his back. He hit the ground, and noticed a hole 3 inches thick on his side. Vegeta held up a slightly smoking finger and laughed. Kakarot quickly punched Ice into the ground as well. He stood above the both, charging ki in his hands.
"Finish the fuckers so we can get off this shit planet!" said Vegeta
"Damnit Vegeta, I didn't ask for help. I am in control of the situation!" yelled Kakarot
"Didn't look like it to me. Looked like your ass was getting kicked." Smirked Vegeta
Vegeta and Kakarot continued to argue until a large shadow fell over them. A giant mass of metal and machinery was behind them. It had 8 legs, like a spider. But it also had arms and large clawing fangs. It stood easily 25 feet tall.
"What the FUCK is that?" screamed Kakarot
"KAKAROT, YOU DISSAPOINT ME. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR FRIEND #8?" said the machine spider
Kakarot looked on in fear, then hate. He powered up, and fired a ki blast at her. It bounced right off.
"HAHAHA!!!! YOUR KI BLASTS CANNOT HARM ME!!!!!" she screamed
She lunged forward, and with one quick swipe, backhanded Kakarot away like a fly. She snapped forward with her fangs and grabbed Vegeta in them. He screamed while the fangs penetrated his clothes and skin. She made rumbling noises, like a trash compactor. She then spat him on the ground. Vegeta lay there, severely beaten. His right arm was completely off, his face half gone. His torso was missing great sections. His legs were mangled into one single bloody stump. There was no doubt he was dead. #8 peered at his body with her odd large 10 mechanical eyes. She turned around, and looked at Freeza. She grabbed him with one clawing arm and lay him down on the ground. She then fired a white light of sorts that revived him instantly. He woke up, still beaten. He stood up and gazed at her fearlessly.
"#8?" he asked
"YES, IT'S ME. #9 PROGRAMMED AN EMERGENCY UPGRADE FOR US IN CASE THE SAIYA-JIN ATTACKED US. THIS IS IT. IT NEUTRALIZES ANY KI BLAST, AND CANCELES OUT POWER LEVELS. I WOULD BE ABLE TO KILL JUST AS EASILY A HUMAN AS VEGETA." She said.
"Why didn't you use it prior? It's an awesome transformation!" he said
"IT IS TOO BIG. WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TRAVEL IN SPACE ANYWHERE BY A NORMAL SHIP. THE TRANSFORMATION IS PERMANENT, AND IT DRAINS YOUR LIFE POWER. WHICH REMINDS ME……" she said
She aimed her mouth downward and opened her fangs. A blast appeared and increased in power. She released it, and it flew into the center of the Planet Namek. Freeza gazed down. The pit was endless, and wide enough for even the new #8 to fall through.
"WE HAVE TO DESTROY THIS PLANET IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR KAKAROT WILL KILL US ALL." She said
"Why don't you do to Kakarot what you did to Vegeta." He replied
"I CAN'T. I'M RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY. I COULD KILL HIM, BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE SUFFICENT ENERGY TO SAVE YOU ALL."
"Save us? How?"
"I CAN MAKE A PORTAL TO EARTH. IF I DO, I WILL NOT HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO ATTACK KAKAROT."
"………..Do it. Make the portal."
The gigantic bulk of #8 shuddered and she opened her mouth again. This time the white was blue. It created a blue doorway, with earth visible through it. In fact, Freeza could see Mr. Popo.
MR. POPO
Popo gazed into the clearing and saw a blue portal. He was shocked, only few could produce such things, and they could only be managed for a single minute. He flew down quickly and went through it without a second thought. Suddenly he was on Namek. He looked around and saw a giant machine creature, Freeza, a very dead Vegeta, and the wounded Piccolo and Ice. He jumped off the carpet and lay Piccolo on it. He grabbed Ice and ran to the portal. The Carpet flew through with Piccolo on it. Dende quickly began to heal the Z. Mr. Popo looked through the portal and saw Freeza. Was he coming or not?
NAMEK
Freeza looked up at #8.
"What will you do?" he asked
"AFTER YOU SAVE YOURSELF I WILL JUMP INTO THE PLANET'S CORE, DESTROYING IT. BUT I CAN ONLY SUPPORT THE PORTAL FOR A FEW MORE SECONDS, GO THROUGH NOW!" she said
Freeza looked at the portal. He ran as fast as he could, wishing her luck. He was 5 feet away from safety when suddenly a figure appeared in front of him. Kakarot.
EARTH
Mr. Popo looked through the portal, and saw a large muscular man with flowing blond hair and a powerful aura. Kakarot. He ran forward as fast as he could manage.
"Freeza! Go through it now! You only have a few more seconds!" he screamed
He arrived at the portal and jumped to tackle Kakarot. He bounced off his body back on the ground. He looked up hopelessly. Piccolo and Ice, revived, flew forward at lightning speeds. They flew right to the portal as it suddenly closed. They flew through it, hitting a tree back on normal old Earth.
KAIOU
"SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kaiou
"What happened?!?!?!" screamed Yamcha
"It's Freeza! He's stuck on Namek! And it's gonna blow in a few minutes! NO!!!!!!!!!"
Tenshinhan noticed Yamcha's distress.
"He's going to make it." He said simply.
Yamcha prayed he was right
NAMEK
"That's a no-no, lizard boy." Said Kakarot
Freeza saw the portal disappear and almost cried in shock.
"KAKAROT! UNDERSTAND THIS! YOU JUST FUCKED ME OVER! I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE ANYMORE! YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Freeza
He lunged forward and swiped at air. Kakarot jumped up in the air and hovered. When Freeza looked up, he kicked him towards #8. It was a direct hit, #8 toppled by the edge of the pit. He smiled, then flew forward. He landed on her shell, propelling her further. He jumped off and landed perfectly.
"TAKE HIM OUT! I'LL DESTROY THE PLANET!" screamed #8 as she fell
"You baka! You just screwed yourself over! This planet has 5 minutes till it blows up to hell! And you're going down with it!"
Kakarot smiled and laughed.
"No shit! Which is why I'd better kill you now while I can!"
Kakarot lunged in the air, as did Freeza. They exchanged blows, going faster and faster. Freeza was kicked to the ground. Kakarot taunted him.
"You're the baka! You're weak now! While you were talking to spider girl, I was healing myself! I'm at full health, while you're tired! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Freeza looked up and smiled. He thrust forward his hand, revealing his finger.
"Fuck you."
Freeza appeared behind Kakarot and used both feet to kick him into the ground. Kakarot hit, then flipped back up. He powered up a blast, as did Freeza. While Kakarot still powered up, Freeza suddenly appeared by Kakarot and surprised him with the attack in his face. Kakarot lost his energy while Freeza tackled him and punched him around. Kakarot landed and flew towards Freeza. He pulled back his fist and pounded it into his side. He then kicked his head away. Both landed on the ground, breathing hard.
"You're good, lizard."
"Same to you, monkey."
Both men jumped backwards and began to leave after-images. Soon they met in mid-air. Someone watching from the ground would have seen images frozen in time of two men battling. Soon Kakarot got the advantage and slammed Freeza into the ground. Freeza lay for a moment, resting. As he put his hands on the ground to leap up, he felt his tail. He smiled and grabbed it. He jumped up with it, and flung it in the air. Kakarot laughed.
"Nice aim, lizard. I'm over here!"
Freeza appeared behind him and grabbed his arms, immobilizing him. They flew quickly, with Freeza leading. While Kakarot sneered and cursed at Freeza, Freeza led him to an exact point before releasing him. Kakarot hovered for a moment.
"Hey Kakarot!" yelled Freeza
"WHAT?" yelled Kakarot
"Bye!" Freeza replied
Kakarot had no idea what he was talking about until he felt it. He looked down and saw Freeza's severed tail through his chest. The bones and force of the throw was sufficient force to send it THROUGH him. Kakarot weakly pulled it out of his chest, then fell. Freeza landed before him.
"Kakarot, you are finished. You're nothing to me now. I could leave you right now and you would die. But I'm more generous and merciful than you are. I'll give you energy for a fight. We fight together, we die together."
Freeza held out his hand and a purple light engulfed Kakarot. Kakarot quickly stood up, not healed but re-energized. He laughed at Freeza.
"You weak stupid fool! Now I can kill you! You should have let me die!" yelled Kakarot
Freeza did not respond.
"Goodnight, sweet prince!" laughed Kakarot
He appeared behind Freeza, and rushed to him.
This is too easy. He's just stand there like an idiot! Thought Kakarot
As he got closer and closer he noted something odd. Freeza didn't breathe or blink. He got closer and closer until he realized the truth. Another after-image. Kakarot could not stop his dive, but tried to dodge him. He swerved to the right, happy he must have escaped his trap. He never even realized Freeza had flown through his chest, much like he did to Piccolo. He never felt his body hit the planet. And he certainly never felt the planet explode moments later.