DC Super-Heroes fanscript series: " Scenes from the DC Universe: Episode Four: The Misadventures of the Allied."
Comic Episode Three takes place in: Superman.
Time the "episode" would take place: Almost immediately after "Episode Three."
by Thomas Greene.
Some of these characters/situations/other stuff may be the copyright of DC Comics. This isn't as needed as a warning, but the writer doesn't want to get sued by The Man.
If you have any criticism on this work, send it to ReLect0@aol.com. If you feel the need to flame this work, I got two words for you, SUCK IT!
Anything else? Oh, yeah. Don't do drugs. Unless it is for good reasons.Ah, screw that, Smoke crack and worship Satan.
The four heroes grabbed hold of Time Warp's hand and crash-landed in 21st century Metropolis.
"Damn, how are we going to get to these places?" Bender asked.
"I think we should use these flight rings for what they're made for..." said Momentum.
"Sorry. We don't want anyone to know we're Legionnaires. Otherwise, Superman and Batman would trust us and not fight." Boombastic said.
"Well, how do we get to each place?" Time Warp asked.
"Bender, just go to the Planet office. Time Warp, take a taxi to the city limits toward Gotham and use your flight ring. We'll do the same only toward wherever the WWF offices are."
The four seperated and headed off.
Bender headed to the Daily Planet office. On his way in, he ran into Clark Kent. "Clark! What's going on?"
"Arthur! How are you?"
"You know, I decided to take you up on that mailroom thing. How are you?"
"I did the deed, my man!"
"Good show!"
The two went up to Perry White's office, where he promptly hired Bender. He went over to the mailroom and met his co-workers.
"What's going on? You the new worker?" one of them asked.
"Actually, I'm a time-travelling 30th century super-hero who came down here with 3 of my buddies in an elaborate scheme for one of them to be able to be with the 30th century descendant of reporter Clark Kent. He's Superman, ya know," Bender replied.
"So what you're saying, is that you toke up too? EXCELLENT!"
Time Warp had a little bit more trouble getting to Gotham. He quickly got to the city limits, but was chastised by the taxi driver for not leaving a big enough tip.
"You want a tip? DON'T FUCK WITH THE LEGION!" Time Warp said as he sent the driver back to the medieval period. He took the front of the car and drove to Wayne Enterprises.
"Hi, I came to get an appointment with Mr.Wayne about the scientist opening.Right now, if possible."
"Ah, yes. Right this way." The receptionist made the appointment promptly.(Hey, this is fiction.) Time Warp went into Bruce's office.
"Hi, I came to get a job here." Time Warp said.
"Certainly, what would you like?"
"Top scientist, if possible."
Bruce was completely silent.
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, sir. My qualifications are in that folder."
Bruce looked at it and was shocked.
"My god. You're amazing. You're on immediately."
Momentum and Boombastic had the hardest time. Neither knew where the WWF was located, so they just flew around the area. Eventually, they saw the offices. They proceeded to go in and look for whoever they needed to see.
"What brings you here?" the signer asked.
"We are two young guys who want to be hugely popular WWF superstars."Momentum replied.
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, ma'am."
"What are your names?"
"My name is,um, Tommy Gunz." Boombastic replied.
"My name is, um, David Sativa." Momentum replied.
"Okay. Just go to this address and wait...about 1000 years!"
The two decided to leave. On their way out, they happened to see some wrestlers they hadn't seen before. (Pick six of your least favorite wrestlers.)
"Hey, who are you?"
"We're superheroes from the 30th century," Momentum replied.
"You're on crank, right?" (INSERT WRESTLER HERE) asked.
"Let's show them."
In a flash, the wrestlers were soundly spanked. The signer looked surprised.
"You guys are amazing. You're on tonight."
The two wrestlers were surprised to learn that two of the wrestlers were set to fight at that night's RAW over at the Hartford Civic Center for the Tag Team titles. The two went in and explained it to the standing commissioner.
"Now, let me get this straight. You two just go into the offices and go to town?"
"Um, yeah."
"Kick-ass! Do you want a shot tonight?"
Boombastic and Momentum shot a confident look at each other.
"Of course," they said in unison.
Meanwhile, in Metropolis, the day was getting to a close.
"Hey, Art!" Clark said as he went for a nearby cab.
"What?" asked Bender.
"I'm heading back home. You wanna come?"
"I'm going a different way. Say, Clark..."
"What?"
"If you can get to it, me and my roommate will be having a big party tonight. You know, turn on Raw, get crazy. You want in?"
"Eh, sure. I need a night out anyway."
In Gotham, the scene was playing out in a similar fashion.
"Bruce, mind if I cut off a little early?"
"I think you can. You've already made us beaucoup earnings for one day."
"I need to. I'm rooming with a guy in Metropolis. You wanna come over to the place? RAW's coming on, it'll be fun!"
"Okay. I think I will."
"Excellent."
The apartment was jumping that night. Clark, Bruce, Bender, and Time Warp had been overall drinking (JUICES) of various types and just getting rowdy. Suddenly, Commissioner Foley was cutting a promo with Edge and Christian.
"You have SO been screwing around with our matches! These are just not good enough!" Edge whined.
"Yeah, actually making us defend our titles? That sucks!"Christian wailed.
"You know what, you guys? You're right. Tonight you'll have to defend your title, but it'll be against this new team. Just off the street.No experience." Mick said.
"Well, okay."
The commercial break started.
"Ten to one says those two pussies SO get their asses kicked," Bender says.
"I SO don't like those odds," Time Warp replied.
The commercial break came back as Edge and Christian went into the ring.
"Now, we're here. WHO are our opponents?"
The lights went black.
Suddenly, the song "Peppyrock" by BTK blasted through the arena. Momentum and Boombastic went toward the ring.
"HELLO, HARTFORD! WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! I AM "D.S." AND THAT STANDS FOR "DEAD SEX-AY" DAVID SATIVA! WITH ME AS ALWAYS IS THE TIMEBOMB HIMSELF TOMMY GUNZ! AND FOR ALL OF YOU WITH FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, WE GIVE YOU WHAT THOSE TWO WILL LOOK LIKE IN LESS THAN 5 SECONDS!"
In an instant, Momentum and Boombastic were crying like little Catholic schoolgirls.
The two ran into the ring and just went to town. Boombastic kept Edge distracted for as long as Momentum needed for his power...which was all of 5 seconds. When the smoke cleared, the two heroes had the belts. Boombastic took the microphone.
"YOU KNOW, BEATING THOSE TWO LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES THEY SO ARE WAS FUN, BUT I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS THAT, PARDON THE EXPRESSION, THEY ARE so OUT OF OUR LEAGUE."
"YEAH, AND LOGICALLY, ALL THE OTHER TEAMS ARE TOO," Momentum added.
"So, WHO out there can take us on? We thought about that and came up with only two answers. SUPERMAN and BATMAN. We feel we can only be challenged by those two."
"That is why we are opening up a challenge. 4 on 4 modified elimination match. One gets beat, there's a break and the next in the team goes in. No tags. Superman, Batman, and two other heroes that they want to team with against myself, my little sidekick here, and two guys who we pick."
The commercial break started.
"Um, guys, I need to go get another beer and I think Clark could use one too." Bruce said. The two walked out into the kitchen.
"You realize we're going to have to fight them, right?" Bruce asked.
"Of course. If we don't, we'll be the two biggest pussies in superhero-dom."
"Who'll we get to flank us?"
"I think we should call Kyle and Flash. They could probably work it."
"Excellent choices." The two went back in.
"We need to leave early. We'll see you later."
In an instant, Clark and Bruce changed into their uniforms. Superman grabbed Batman as they flew to Hartford. The two found the "offices" of Commissioner Foley as the show's main event was starting.
"Superman? Batman? This is a total honor. Come in!"
"We want to keep this short and sweet. We're accepting." Batman replied.
"Accepting what?" Foley asked.
"You heard. We watched the show. "Dead Sexy" Dave Sativa and "Timebomb" Tommy Gunz challenged us. We'll take it. We've lined up our teammates."
"Okay,man. PPV will be you teams time. We'll follow you all through it."
End Episode Four.
Comic Episode Three takes place in: Superman.
Time the "episode" would take place: Almost immediately after "Episode Three."
by Thomas Greene.
Some of these characters/situations/other stuff may be the copyright of DC Comics. This isn't as needed as a warning, but the writer doesn't want to get sued by The Man.
If you have any criticism on this work, send it to ReLect0@aol.com. If you feel the need to flame this work, I got two words for you, SUCK IT!
Anything else? Oh, yeah. Don't do drugs. Unless it is for good reasons.Ah, screw that, Smoke crack and worship Satan.
The four heroes grabbed hold of Time Warp's hand and crash-landed in 21st century Metropolis.
"Damn, how are we going to get to these places?" Bender asked.
"I think we should use these flight rings for what they're made for..." said Momentum.
"Sorry. We don't want anyone to know we're Legionnaires. Otherwise, Superman and Batman would trust us and not fight." Boombastic said.
"Well, how do we get to each place?" Time Warp asked.
"Bender, just go to the Planet office. Time Warp, take a taxi to the city limits toward Gotham and use your flight ring. We'll do the same only toward wherever the WWF offices are."
The four seperated and headed off.
Bender headed to the Daily Planet office. On his way in, he ran into Clark Kent. "Clark! What's going on?"
"Arthur! How are you?"
"You know, I decided to take you up on that mailroom thing. How are you?"
"I did the deed, my man!"
"Good show!"
The two went up to Perry White's office, where he promptly hired Bender. He went over to the mailroom and met his co-workers.
"What's going on? You the new worker?" one of them asked.
"Actually, I'm a time-travelling 30th century super-hero who came down here with 3 of my buddies in an elaborate scheme for one of them to be able to be with the 30th century descendant of reporter Clark Kent. He's Superman, ya know," Bender replied.
"So what you're saying, is that you toke up too? EXCELLENT!"
Time Warp had a little bit more trouble getting to Gotham. He quickly got to the city limits, but was chastised by the taxi driver for not leaving a big enough tip.
"You want a tip? DON'T FUCK WITH THE LEGION!" Time Warp said as he sent the driver back to the medieval period. He took the front of the car and drove to Wayne Enterprises.
"Hi, I came to get an appointment with Mr.Wayne about the scientist opening.Right now, if possible."
"Ah, yes. Right this way." The receptionist made the appointment promptly.(Hey, this is fiction.) Time Warp went into Bruce's office.
"Hi, I came to get a job here." Time Warp said.
"Certainly, what would you like?"
"Top scientist, if possible."
Bruce was completely silent.
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, sir. My qualifications are in that folder."
Bruce looked at it and was shocked.
"My god. You're amazing. You're on immediately."
Momentum and Boombastic had the hardest time. Neither knew where the WWF was located, so they just flew around the area. Eventually, they saw the offices. They proceeded to go in and look for whoever they needed to see.
"What brings you here?" the signer asked.
"We are two young guys who want to be hugely popular WWF superstars."Momentum replied.
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, ma'am."
"What are your names?"
"My name is,um, Tommy Gunz." Boombastic replied.
"My name is, um, David Sativa." Momentum replied.
"Okay. Just go to this address and wait...about 1000 years!"
The two decided to leave. On their way out, they happened to see some wrestlers they hadn't seen before. (Pick six of your least favorite wrestlers.)
"Hey, who are you?"
"We're superheroes from the 30th century," Momentum replied.
"You're on crank, right?" (INSERT WRESTLER HERE) asked.
"Let's show them."
In a flash, the wrestlers were soundly spanked. The signer looked surprised.
"You guys are amazing. You're on tonight."
The two wrestlers were surprised to learn that two of the wrestlers were set to fight at that night's RAW over at the Hartford Civic Center for the Tag Team titles. The two went in and explained it to the standing commissioner.
"Now, let me get this straight. You two just go into the offices and go to town?"
"Um, yeah."
"Kick-ass! Do you want a shot tonight?"
Boombastic and Momentum shot a confident look at each other.
"Of course," they said in unison.
Meanwhile, in Metropolis, the day was getting to a close.
"Hey, Art!" Clark said as he went for a nearby cab.
"What?" asked Bender.
"I'm heading back home. You wanna come?"
"I'm going a different way. Say, Clark..."
"What?"
"If you can get to it, me and my roommate will be having a big party tonight. You know, turn on Raw, get crazy. You want in?"
"Eh, sure. I need a night out anyway."
In Gotham, the scene was playing out in a similar fashion.
"Bruce, mind if I cut off a little early?"
"I think you can. You've already made us beaucoup earnings for one day."
"I need to. I'm rooming with a guy in Metropolis. You wanna come over to the place? RAW's coming on, it'll be fun!"
"Okay. I think I will."
"Excellent."
The apartment was jumping that night. Clark, Bruce, Bender, and Time Warp had been overall drinking (JUICES) of various types and just getting rowdy. Suddenly, Commissioner Foley was cutting a promo with Edge and Christian.
"You have SO been screwing around with our matches! These are just not good enough!" Edge whined.
"Yeah, actually making us defend our titles? That sucks!"Christian wailed.
"You know what, you guys? You're right. Tonight you'll have to defend your title, but it'll be against this new team. Just off the street.No experience." Mick said.
"Well, okay."
The commercial break started.
"Ten to one says those two pussies SO get their asses kicked," Bender says.
"I SO don't like those odds," Time Warp replied.
The commercial break came back as Edge and Christian went into the ring.
"Now, we're here. WHO are our opponents?"
The lights went black.
Suddenly, the song "Peppyrock" by BTK blasted through the arena. Momentum and Boombastic went toward the ring.
"HELLO, HARTFORD! WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! I AM "D.S." AND THAT STANDS FOR "DEAD SEX-AY" DAVID SATIVA! WITH ME AS ALWAYS IS THE TIMEBOMB HIMSELF TOMMY GUNZ! AND FOR ALL OF YOU WITH FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, WE GIVE YOU WHAT THOSE TWO WILL LOOK LIKE IN LESS THAN 5 SECONDS!"
In an instant, Momentum and Boombastic were crying like little Catholic schoolgirls.
The two ran into the ring and just went to town. Boombastic kept Edge distracted for as long as Momentum needed for his power...which was all of 5 seconds. When the smoke cleared, the two heroes had the belts. Boombastic took the microphone.
"YOU KNOW, BEATING THOSE TWO LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES THEY SO ARE WAS FUN, BUT I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS THAT, PARDON THE EXPRESSION, THEY ARE so OUT OF OUR LEAGUE."
"YEAH, AND LOGICALLY, ALL THE OTHER TEAMS ARE TOO," Momentum added.
"So, WHO out there can take us on? We thought about that and came up with only two answers. SUPERMAN and BATMAN. We feel we can only be challenged by those two."
"That is why we are opening up a challenge. 4 on 4 modified elimination match. One gets beat, there's a break and the next in the team goes in. No tags. Superman, Batman, and two other heroes that they want to team with against myself, my little sidekick here, and two guys who we pick."
The commercial break started.
"Um, guys, I need to go get another beer and I think Clark could use one too." Bruce said. The two walked out into the kitchen.
"You realize we're going to have to fight them, right?" Bruce asked.
"Of course. If we don't, we'll be the two biggest pussies in superhero-dom."
"Who'll we get to flank us?"
"I think we should call Kyle and Flash. They could probably work it."
"Excellent choices." The two went back in.
"We need to leave early. We'll see you later."
In an instant, Clark and Bruce changed into their uniforms. Superman grabbed Batman as they flew to Hartford. The two found the "offices" of Commissioner Foley as the show's main event was starting.
"Superman? Batman? This is a total honor. Come in!"
"We want to keep this short and sweet. We're accepting." Batman replied.
"Accepting what?" Foley asked.
"You heard. We watched the show. "Dead Sexy" Dave Sativa and "Timebomb" Tommy Gunz challenged us. We'll take it. We've lined up our teammates."
"Okay,man. PPV will be you teams time. We'll follow you all through it."
End Episode Four.