Treacherous Obsession Bloopers!!
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A/N: I know this has been done before but I wanted to take a whack at it okay? Good!
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Aaaaand action!!
Trunks is breathing heavily. He suddenly wakes up in shock but jumps to far and bangs his head on the ceiling.
"OOWWWW!! SON OF A *beep*!" Trunks yells as he clutches his head in pain.
"Trunks, you're not supposed to react that much. Next time try just waking up like a normal person." The director sighs.
"Yeah! Ya ham!" Vegeta yells of camera. Trunks shoots him a dirty look and climbs back into the bed.
Scene 1 take 2: action!!
Trunks is breathing heavily. He wakes up again but bangs his head on someone else's head.
"CUT!! Okay, turn on the lights!" The Director says. The camera pans to a shot of Trunks and a girl both unconscious on the bed.
"Oh for the love of…WHO THE HELL LET THIS STALKER IN?? WHAT THE HELL AM I PAYING YOU FOR??" Bulma shouted.
"You don't pay us! Nik Nak does!" The security guards shouted. Groans come from the cast as Bulma chases the guy all around the set.
Aaaction!!
Goten and Trunks are sitting on the couch. Goten snaps his fingers in front of Trunks but gets no reaction.
"Yo Trunks!! Hello in there! Trunks why has your hair turned red?" Goten says but still gets no answer. He claps his hands in front of Trunks but Trunks does nothing. The actual Trunks sneaks up behind him.
"Looking for me!" He asks.
"Actually I…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHITMATTA! Don't do that ever again! Sh*beep*." Goten says as the rest of the cast laugh their asses off.
ACTION!!
Camera pans to Alley's kitchen but she isn't in there doing her various activities. They wait for a while but she doesn't show herself.
"CUT! Where the heck is Alyson?" The Director asks.
"Well she thought the food she was cooking was real so she ate it and now she's tossing her cookies in the bathroom." Pan says looking a bit pale. Alley comes staggering out looking green in the face.
"What kind of idiot would make FAKE food? For the love of…oh I'm gonna be sick!" She says clutching her stomach. She walks to Trunks and makes like she's gonna hurl on him. Instead she throws a 'fake vomit' thing on him.
"AAAAAHHHHH!! Getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!" Trunks screams hopping around the studio while everyone starts laughing. Pan walks in front of the camera and says.
"Our hero ladies and gentlemen. Our hero."
And GO!
Alley picks up the phone. "Moshi moshi?"
"Hello? Can I speak to Alley?" Trunks asks.
"Speaking! Who is this?"
"Hi it's Trunks!"
"Omigosh Trunks! WAAAASSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!" Alley shouts.
"WAAAASSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!" Trunks shouts. Goku sneaks up behind Alley and yells…
"WAAAASSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!" Alley screams and literally jumps up and hangs onto the light above her. Goku and the rest of the set laugh their heads off as Alley comes down muttering incoherently about revenge.
"YOU PROMISED YOU WEREN'T GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE!!!" Vegeta shouts as everyone laughs harder.
Let's get ready to rumble!! Sorry…action!
Trunks is speaking on the phone with Alley. Trunks insults her and Goten covers his ears for Alley's assault.
"HOW DARE YOU!! BAKAYARO! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YES TRUNKS I AM COOKING AND THE NEXT TIME YOU MAKE AN ASSUMPTION LIKE THAT I WILL…what will I do again? I'm sorry, I'm not used to shouting for that long! Hehe!" She laughs nervously as Goku runs onto the set and whacks her with an inflatable banana. She pretends to be fazed and falls to the ground.
"Alley go night, night!" She says. You can hear snickering from the back of the set.
3,2,1 action!!
Pan and Bra are in Bra's room yakking.
"Why? There is no reason why…OMIGOSH!!! You still have a crush on my brother, don't you?"
"A little louder please, the agents in the Pentagon didn't hear you!" She hisses.
"Actually we did. The information is being processed to your father as we speak." Goku shouts from the back of the stage, everyone except Pan and Vegeta laugh.
"Grampa!" Pan whines.
"Wah, wah waaaaaahhh!" Trunks and Goten say Three Stooges style.
"Was that really necessary?" Pan asks.
"Soitenly!" They reply.
"Oy!" Pan says smacking her forehead.
GO!
Abner is hovering over the Capsule Corps.
"So, my little vixen is still attracted to that purple haired pansy boy, hmm? Well then, I guess I'll just have to fix that!" Abner says.
"Actually you might not want to do that. Her dad might not be to happy about you fixing his daughter." Vegeta says. Everyone laughs except Gohan, Goku comes into the shot with the clapperboard.
"Let's not ask." He says shaking his head.
ACTION! Oh is this getting tedious or what?
Trunks walks downstairs to the kitchen to find Goten drinking hot chocolate. He pours himself a mug and sits down.
"So are you gonna tell me why you're awake or do I have to drag to out of you?" Trunks asks. Goten sighs.
"You have to promise not to freak. I've decided to come out of the closet. I love you Trunks." Goten says.
"NANI?!" Trunks shouts. Goten looks up and grins the Son smile.
"Kidding!" He says. Trunks pretends to faint and collapse. Everyone in the set cheers. Trunks gets up and says…
"I'm not dead yet!!" The set groans.
"Okay who wants to break for lunch?" The Director asks. The crowd of hungry people then tramples her. "Sh…shouldn't have asked."
ACTION!!
Alley walks up and knocks on the door. Goten has forgotten what to say so he stares at her for a while and then leans against the door suavely.
"How you doin'?" He says and Alley cracks up. She mock punches him on the arm. Goten pretends to look hurt but straightens himself up. He then flicks his hair behind him and says femininely…
"Ah! I like push myself on you and you like totally reject me? As if! How gay are you?" He says walking off into the house. Everyone on the set laughs uncontrollably except Piccolo.
"I don't get it." He mutters. Vegeta hears this and smirks to himself.
"Who let the fool out? Who? Who? Who? Who?" Vegeta chants as the rest of the cast joins him.
GO!
Trunks is telling Alley about his dream.
"Okay, so I'm like in this really like weird place and it's like totally unfamiliar…"
"Have you been dating valley girls again?" She says mock threatening.
"Aw Trunks-chan! I thought you were dating me!" Goten shouts from off camera, Trunks growls and flips him off. Everyone on the set picks up little old ladies purses and holds them up in front of themselves.
"Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!! Well I never!" They all chorus, Trunks starts massaging his temples.
ACTION!!
Trunks is arguing with Alley.
"THAT WAS YOU??" Trunks shouts.
"What? You mean to tell me that you didn't know? Baka!" She replies disgusted.
"THAT WASN'T FUNNY!! I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET THAT THING REMOVED!!"
No one in the studio can keep themselves under control at that line. They all laugh as Trunks blushes furiously.
TAKE 2, ACTION!!
"THAT WASN'T FUNNY!! I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET THAT THING REMOVED!!" Again everyone starts cracking up again. Trunks walks out of the set.
"Oops!" Alley says covering her mouth. Goku steps in front of the camera.
"The lesson today boys and girls: Never laugh at anyone with Vegeta's bloodline!"
"Shut the *beep* up Kakarrot!" The set cracks up.
GO!!
"I'm sorry (!). I'm just a little pissed that my friends are going to die at the hands of the Hooded Claw but of course that's nothing to worry about." Alley says sarcastically.
"And I thought that I was going to have a vacation from Dad." Trunks mutters. Vegeta comes into the shot and starts pummelling Trunks.
"How dare you talk about me like that? Did you think I didn't hear you?!" Vegeta shouts.
"Dad! Please! It's in the script!" Trunks pleads.
"Well it looks like the leading man is out of commission. Anybody got Mirai Trunks' number?" Goten asks.
ACTION!!
Scene where Trunks is wearing the BAD MAN shirt.
"Guess that means you're chicken?" Trunks calls after Alley. She simply turns around.
"And the whole world has to answer right now when I tell you once again, who's bad!" She sings as she moonwalks into the kitchen. Trunks blushes while everyone else laughs. Sounds of crashing pots and breaking plates come from the kitchen.
"I'm okay." Alley shouts weakly. Everyone laughs and starts singing.
"You're a fool, fool, fool, fool, fool! I love it when you get wrong! I love it when you get it Wrooooong! You're a fool, fool, fool, fool, fool!"
GO!
The gang are watching Lethal Weapon 4.
"I'm gonna get some fried rice, anyone want?" Trunks asks getting up.
"It's fri lice you flick!" Bra says.
"It's my rice you plick!" Alley says at the same time. They both curse and burst into a fit of giggles. Goku runs onto the set and hits them with the banana.
TAKE 2, GO!!
"I'm gonna get some fried rice, anyone want?" Trunks asks getting up.
"It's…my rice! It's now or never! I ain't gonna live forever!" They sing and then start laughing again. They see Goku coming towards them and run from him. the crew all laugh.
ACTION!!
Abner is telling his plan to Francis.
"I don't have time to deal with these idiots I've already got my hands full with you! Just go to the damn house and take her! Then I can begin to make her mine! Just like it was always meant to be! WEEEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEEEEEEEE!!!!" Abner laughs in a high pitch voice. Francis can't contain his laughter and just lets it out.
"I'm sorry! He sounded like a yo-yo on steroids!" Francis laughs as Goku comes to bop him on the head with the banana.
AND GO!!
Alley is in the kitchen fixing herself an enormous snack.
"This should hold me over until morning!" She says as she bites into a drumstick. Goten sees the food and runs there knocking her out of the way.
"TURKEY!" He screams. Alley gets up and starts fighting over the drumstick with him. the whole cast crack up.
"Like father like son." Chi-Chi says.
ACTION!!
Alley is arguing with Francis.
"Not bloody likely! Loads of people have tried to kill me and they at least meet my height. For some strange reason I don't find you the least bit threatening Francis." She shouts. Vegeta is heard laughing off camera. The Director yells cut.
"What's the matter Vegeta? That comment hit a little too close to home?" Bulma asks. Everyone starts laughing as the Saiya-jin no ouji stalks out.
"Guess that's where you get it from Trunks." Pan says as Trunks flips her off.
GO!!
Trunks and Pan are in the middle of a heated argument and Goten steps in.
"Alright Trunks that is enough! All of you need to grow up. If you three weren't being so childish we could be halfway to solving this now! The only person who may have been able to help us is lying in that bed so I need you two to stop bickering okay?" Goten says stepping in between Pan and Trunks who are about ready to kill each other. Shouts of "Ooooooooohh!! Well I never!" come from off camera. Goten blushes while everyone laughs at him, even the unconscious Alley.
ACTION!
"You might as well be. You fight like cat and dog. Tom and Jerry. My dad and yours. The Rock and Kurt Angle." Goten says.
"I think I get the point Goten. I'm just worried. We really don't know what we're up against, I mean, if they could take out Alley they must have some sort of psychic power…"
"They haven't taken her out okay. She's just…not in the conscious state right now." Alley stirred and started muttering. "Alley, what's wrong?" Goten asks. Suddenly bubbling white foam starts pouring from her mouth and she starts shaking violently. Trunks freaks out and runs while screaming "AAAHHH!! SHE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!! RUUUUNNN!!!" Alley spits out the foam and high fives Goten as the rest of the crew crack up.
"Thanks to whoever made these fizzable tablets!" Alley says with a cheesy grin.
ACTION!!! *Cough, cough*
Alley comes downstairs all dressed up to go to the nightclub, unfortunately her dress shows some cleavage so while she's talking to Goten he just stares. She notices this and flicks him in the head.
"I'm up here." She says with a wolfish grin. Goten goes scarlet red while everyone else laughs their heads off.
3,2,1 LIFT OFF!!
In the club, Pan is dancing with Abner and Alley is dancing with Goten trying to get a good look at Abner. The music is supposed to change to a slow song but instead a dance song comes on. The music that Carlton and Will dance to when they're stuck in Vegas and need some money…okay! If you've seen this then you'll know what I mean. The camera pans to Gohan and Piccolo doing the exact same dance.
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Piccolo and Gohan dance in a circle waving their finger about. The music goes into a cowboy/kung fu part and they jolt their hips to each beat. "Tando! Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!" They repeat the same thing over and over while the set piss themselves with laughter. "Kimosabe! Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!" Piccolo and Gohan finish with a dramatic pose and everyone breaks into applause. They take a bow.
ACTION!!
Francis has just taken off with Abner and Pan leaving an invisible wall behind. Goten flies after them not knowing about the wall.
"George, George, George of the Jungle! (Goten makes a Tarzan call) Watch out for that…!" Everyone says. The camera then goes to various people making "ouch" movements and reactions. The camera then pans to Goten with swirlie eyes. "Ouchies…" He says.
ACTION!!
"Okay then, Bra you go and get Trunks and tell him to find us by sunsling bla bleugh. You got that?" Alley says with an embarrassed smile.
"Yup! I have to get Trunks tell him to find you by sunsling bla bleugh." Bra says as they both part.
"Hey wait! I didn't get the last part!" Goten says running after them. The cast groan.
GO!!
"Which reminds me I owe Piccolo 50 bucks." Alley says.
"You know that!" Piccolo says whacking his fingers Ali G style. Everyone laughs as Alley grimaces.
AAAAAAAAACCCCCTTTTTIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!
"Oooh! This is fab! But now I owe Piccolo 50 bucks. That Namek knows more than he's letting on!" Bra says. Piccolo starts applauding from off camera. The Director yells cut.
"I'm starting to like this writer guy!" Piccolo says. Goku comes and hits him with the banana.
"I hate it when lines get messed for no reason! YOU GO SQUISH NOW!!" Goku yells at the top of his lungs. Chi-Chi comes in and grabs his ear.
"How many times have I told you not to chug the Director's Fanta?! It makes you high!"
"I'm sorry! It's just so good!"
"He's right about that. Oh and Piccolo, I'm not a guy." The Director says.
"Eh. I wouldn't know the difference anyway." Piccolo shrugs.
ACTION!!
"Hmm. I wonder what this does." Goten says pulling on the lever. The ground lets out beneath them and they fall down a chute. You can here them shouting 'WEEEEEEEEEE!!" as they fall down the chute. They land laughing hysterically. The Director yells cut.
"Oh wow! We HAVE to do that again!!" Goten says.
GO!!
"I said my name isn't Joe! Shuddup!"
"Why don't you come down here and make me you sick, twisted, badly dressed, scar faced, weasel-brained, no talent loser who can't even pull a girl unless it's against her own will, cowardly bastard!" Goten shouts all in one breath. The crew burst into a round of applause. Goten takes a bow.
3 2 1 ACTION!!
**Alley, if you can hear me then tell Trunks to find Pan!** Goten sends a mental thought to Alley.
"Oooh." Alley says putting her hand on her head.
"What? What is it?" Trunks asks. Alley can't remember what to say so she crouches down and puts her hands up like an aerial.
"INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE BIG GIANT HAIRDO. VEGETA SAYS TO STOP THE CLOWNING AND GET ON WITH IT!" She says in Vegeta's voice. Everyone stares at her in shock while Vegeta realises the insult.
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HAIR??!" Vegeta says running after Alley while everyone cracks up.
TAKE 2 ACTION!!
"Oooh." Alley says putting her hand on her head.
"What? What is it?" Trunks asks. Alley forgets again. Trunks sees this and decides to ham it up a bit. "C'mon boy what is it?"
"Woof!" Alley says.
"Uncle Lyle is stuck in the barn and it's on fire?"
"Woof! Woof!"
"Ma is in labour and Pa has passed out?"
"Woof!"
"Okay, let's go!!"
AAAAACCCCCCCCTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!! **cough, cough**
"Did anyone else just get the feeling that a depending doom is feballing our loved ones back home? Aw nuts!" Goku says as Piccolo comes and hits him with a Fanta bottle knocking him out.
"Oops." Piccolo says as the camera fades to The Director who is about to give Piccolo the scolding of his life.
ACTION!!!
"Apologies stranger for I do not know of this person who you seemed to have named after a brand of swimming costume." Pan says. Everyone creases themselves with laughter and you hear shouts of "THAT IS SOOOO TRUE!" from Goten. Trunks scowls.
GO!!
"The point is that I love you more than anything in the world and I would rather die today than let you end up with that guy. I know you feel the same way and I know that I haven't been totally fair with you but if you give me just one chance I will prove how much I love you. Ai shiteru Pan-chan for now and for ever." Trunks concludes his speech. Sounds of people sniffing come from off camera. The camera turns to see everyone holding a tissue to their eye. Piccolo is seen crying on Alley's shoulder.
"There, there Piccolo." Alley says.
"It was so beautiful! You got all my blessings man!" Piccolo says tearfully, shaking Trunks hand and returns to his dressing room. "If anyone needs me I'll be in my trailer."
ACTION!!
"One thing is weird though. If we were fighting then how come no one else could sense our chi rising?" Pan wondered.
"We did. It's just we were watching WWF at the time!" Piccolo shouts from off camera. Snickering is heard.
ACTION!!
"Oh hello! I see you've dissolved! Good for you." Alley says after Trunks and Goten have diffused.
"You're a bit out of it aren't you?" Trunks asked.
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!" Everyone shouts. Trunks growls and flips them off.
ACTION!!
"DINNER'S READY!" Alley says.
"TALLY HO!!" The boys shout as they pass Alley and leave her in the dust. She giggles as the rest of the cast groan.
GO!!
"Yep. Of you and me." Goku says kissing Chi-Chi's forehead. "At least all their troubles are behind them."
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU'VE JINXED IT NOW!! THE CAT IS OUTTA THE BAG LADIES AND GENTS!" Everyone screams much to Goku's chagrin.
After the last scene is filmed…
"Alright everyone nice job!!" The Director says as everyone exits the studio. Bulma remains behind.
"So can I have that device to torture Son-kun now?" Bulma asks.
"Sure. Just go easy on him. Remember that he was only joking about that WAZZUP thing."
"Don't worry." They both exit the room.
THE END!!!
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