Oi, noooooo!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!!!
A/N: Hi-hi!! This is the sequel to True, true. Be prepared because the 'Fanta induced' madness is about to begin!! MMMMMMWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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It was a week since Goku had played that practical joke on his friends. Yamcha and Piccolo had been released from the hospital, although some of the doctors wanted to keep Piccolo for research, Goten and Trunks did a make-up test, Gohan survived and Vegeta had chosen to wave the whole thing off as a dream. He said something about it was impossible that a third class baka had out smarted him and managed to shake him up so badly. Goku was still laughing to himself about the whole thing as he walked in the front door of his house.
"Chi-Chi?" He called into the house expecting her to reply. No answer.
"Excellent!" He said twiddling his fingers much in the manner of Mr Burns. He ran upstairs and went to the room with the illegal cable. He switched on the TV and flicked through. What Goku didn't know was Goten and Trunks had gotten bored of cable and hooked up an illegal satellite system that got channels from other countries. He flicked through the 100+ channels and something caught his eye. It was a British channel called BBC2 and there was a programme on called 'Harry Enfield and Friends'. Goku sat down and watched it. He found the scenes to be quite funny but there was one that stuck out. Two guys with cockney accents were in a bar complaining about stuff in loud voices.
"I was in da pub de ovver day when I was 'aving a look at dis mag righ'." Says the big guy. (I know the spelling is a bit weird but believe me, coming from a genuine cockney, this is how we sound!! Yikes!!)
"Righ'" Says the smaller guy.
"An den I saw a picture of Whitney 'ouston! And I says to meself OI 'OUSTON! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT ALWAYS LUV YA IF YOUR 'AIR LOOK LIKE MY ARSE!!! AFRO WAS IN THE SEVENTIES, IT SHOULD BE IN THE SEVENTIES AND IT WILL BE IN THE SEVENTIES FFFFOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" says the big guy. This sets Goku howling with laughter. Through out the show the big guy and little guy continue with this sketch and Goku joins in saying "OI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" and then laughing his ass off. When the show finished and he had redeemed himself, a light bulb appeared above his head.
"I 'ave a cunning plan!" Goku said in his horrible cockney accent. He went to his closet and pulled out a leather jacket, a pair of old jeans and a white t-shirt just like the big guy on the TV. He put a grey wig on, put two fingers to his head and teleported away laughing like a maniac. (Uh oh!)
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Goten and Trunks were in Math class and the teacher was yelling at them for having broken the 'honour code'.
"But sir…" one student protested but the teacher gave her an evil glare because 'he' was a 'she'. (Just like my English teacher ^_~) Trunks wanted to get his piece in.
"But miss, it wasn't our fault!! Some raving lunatic came in and screamed 'WAASSUUPP' at the top of his lungs!" Trunks said as a few students replied to the 'WAASSUUPP'.
"Oh will you please shut up!! That is really getting old now!!" Trunks cried. The teacher wanted to disagree but in came Goku and stood at the back of the class and grinned like an idiot. No one recognised him thankfully.
"Who are you and what are you doing?" The teacher asked. Goku was silent for a while and then screamed at the top of his lungs.
"OI, TEACHER, NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Goku shouted as those same students joined in with the no part.
"JUST BECAUSE YA LOOK LIKE A BLOKE DUZZENT MEAN YA CAN ACT LIKE ONE AN' ALL!!!! WOMEN ARE FEMALES, THEY SHOULD STAY FEMALES AND THEY'LL BE FEMALES FFFOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVAAAAAAAAA!!!" He yelled and then zipped out of there but not before laughing like Woody Woodpecker. The students were stunned, some laughing, some giggling and one even pissed himself with fear!! But the teacher just stood there for about five minutes. Goten went up to her and asked if she was alright but she replied with a …
"MY MOMMY ALWAYS SAID I WAS PRRRRRREEEEEEEETTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" she cried tearfully and ran out of the classroom. Goten just stared at the retreating form like this O_O.
"WOW!! KEWL!! He made her cry!" Goten said soon to be smacked upside the head by Trunks.
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Vegeta was in his bedroom with the door locked. He said that he was meditating but ever since the whole incident from last week he had made a new friend. He was holding a Pikachu doll. He was telling the whole thing that had happened.
"And then that stupid Kakarrot came into the Gravity Room and scared the shit outta me!! Oh Pikachu thanks for listening!" Vegeta said as he hugged the stuffed toy. Goku then teleported into Vegeta's room saw the whole scene and it took all of his strength not to laugh. He took in a deep and yelled at the top of his lungs.
"OOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII!!! VEGE'A!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled as he once again scared the poop out of Vegeta. This time Vegeta was so surprised that Goku did scare the crap out of him because the crap was now in his pants.
"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DA PRINCE DUZZENT MEAN YA ALLOUD TA CARRY A PIKACHU AROUND WIF YA!!!!! POKEMON IS FER KIDS, IT SHOULD BE FER KIDS AND IT'LL BE FER KIDS FFFFOOOORREEEEEVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Goku said as he laughed like Woody Woodpecker and teleported away. Vegeta stood there for three seconds and ran out of the room crying to his wife. When he found her he clinged to her leg and kept on crying. Bulma was surprised twice, firstly because something with tremendous force had grabbed onto her leg and secondly because that thing was her husband. She managed to pry him off her leg and ask him what was wrong but all she got was.
"**Sniff** Kakarrot and Pikachu**Sniff** Woody Woodpecker **Sniff** my heart**Sniff** cardiac arrest **Sniff** poop in pants **Sniff** oh the humanity!! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Vegeta cried as his wife gently rocked him in her arms. At that moment Trunks and Goten came home from school and just stared at the scene like this O_O.
"Omigosh!! Somebody broke your dad!! KEWL!!" Goten said only to be dragged out of the door by Trunks.
"Let's see if Gohan knows anything about this!" Trunks said as he dragged the laughing Goten and flew off to Gohan's.
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Gohan was playing Pokemon on N64 with Pan unfortunately for him Pan was winning. She went to go take a bathroom break and that was when Goku decided to pop in. He walked up right behind the unsuspecting Gohan's ear and yelled right into it…
"OOOOOIIIIIIIIII!! GOHAN!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Goku bellowed. Gohan let out a patented Homer Simpson shriek (ya know, the little 'ah!') and passed out.
"Hmm. That was easier than I thought!" Goku said disappointedly and teleported away. Pan came back and found her father unconscious on the floor.
"Oh no!! Dad you promised you wouldn't play dead when I beat you on video games!! MOM!! DAD DID IT AGAIN!!" Pan whined as she went to go find her mother. Trunks and Goten came in and found Gohan passed out. Trunks went to revive him and when he was successful…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Gohan screamed.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Gohan, don't scare me like that!" Trunks cried.
"Where is he?" Gohan asked fear full in his voice.
"Who?"
"The British scary man!" Gohan said and he ran out of the house swearing revenge on the man with bad hair. Trunks and Goten stared at each other like this O_O.
"What in the name of a Striptease Britney Spears is going on here today?" Trunks asked sceptically.
"Someone broke Gohan!! KEWL!!" Goten said. Trunks slapped his forehead and said "D'oh!"
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"And then we found that Vegeta was broken and so was Gohan and then he said that it was a British scary man!" Goten said filling his mom in on what happened.
"I don't believe it!! It must be the same guy that made you fail your test!! Ah, Goku what did you do while I was gone?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Nothing!" He replied. **Not a bloody fing!**
THE END!!
I can't believe I did the whole thing!! Review and tell me if you want another part. I already have an idea or two!! Ja ne!!