Somebody Stop Goku!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, the film or pretty much anything in this fic, except the plot of course.
A/N: I'm back, full of Fanta and chocolate muffins drool and ready for action!!! The only warning is, as usual, madness is going to ensue. Enjoy!!!
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As Goku walked back to his house there were two things on his mind. Firstly, food and secondly, he hoped that Chi-Chi was out doing the weekly shopping. He opened the door and called out her name. No reply. He let out a little 'yes' and practically zoomed to the room. He turned on the TV and flipped through the channels. Yet again Goten and Trunks had got bored of their satellite TV and decided to *ahem* borrow a bigger satellite from NASA so they could get channels from other planets. He kept on flipping.
"Ya know, it seems every time I come up here the channels increase!! KEWL!" Goku said to himself. He didn't notice as he flipped through that Dende was on the screen playing "Wheel of Fortune; Namek Style". He turned to one of the movie channels and they were re-running 'The Mask'. Goku watched the film and laughed at the jokes and the name 'Ipkiss'.
"Wow!! Mrs Peaman is just like Chi-Chi! Shooting her gun at every moving thing!" Goku chuckled. As if on cue he put on a huge grin, not the traditional Son grin but the one he puts on when he has a cunning plan. He ran through his house trying to find yellow clothing and a green mask. The best he could find was a yellow jumpsuit (ya know, like Ali G!) and Chi-Chi's green facemask.
"Well, this isn't as good as my last costume but it'll have to do!" Goku said as he put two fingers to his head and teleported away.
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Bulma was working in her lab trying to take a whack at the formula Gohan was working on. She was still worried about Vegeta, the incident last week had most probably scarred him for life.
"Well, at least I don't have to hear the whole 'The Prince of the Saiya-Jins' stuff anymore." Bulma said to herself. Goku teleported behind her, he thought of which impression to do and then he smiled.
"EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAAAAAAAA!! SOMEBODY STOP MEEEEE!!!" Goku screamed as he snapped her bra strap and teleported away. She fell to the ground and gasped for air.
"(Breathe) Oh My Kami!! What the hell was that??? VEEGGEETAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Bulma yelled as Vegeta came skidding in.
"What? What happened? Well talk woman talk!!"
"Someone came in from behind me, laughed a horrible laugh, snapped my bra and disappeared!" Vegeta's eyebrows went down further, surprisingly, as he went deep into thought.
"Came from no where…scared you…disappeared…AAAAAHHHHH!!! IT WAS KAKARROT!! THAT FOOL!" Vegeta shouted enraged.
"What are you talking about?? Son-kun couldn't do something like that!!"
"Oh yes he can!! Come to think of it, he did all of those other scares to!! I mean the wassup one was understandable the bastard is lucky that I didn't do it first. GRRRR!! YOU CAN SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME, CHOKE THE NAMEK AND MY SON BUT NO ONE GETS TO SNAP BULMA'S BRA STRAP, THAT'S MY JOB!! KAKARROT, YOU'RE TOAST!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled as he flew to find Goku and beat the living snot out of him.
"I swear! There isn't a day when Vegeta isn't off to kill Son-kun!" Bulma enraged.
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Krillin was busy trying to cook dinner, 18 was out on another shopping spree with Marron. He sighed as he looked at what was supposed to be Spaghetti Bolognaise. It looked more like someone had spit it up.
"Shit!! Cooking is so hard!! Huh? How did the pasta turn pink?" He asked as he looked at what he thought was paprika. "Pink food dye! Son of a bitch! Why does the damn bottle have to be red??" He said throwing a little temper tantrum he didn't notice Goku teleport behind him. He tapped Krillin on the shoulder, Krillin turned around and yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Hmm! Look at the time! It is exactly ten seconds before I pull your underwear over your head!" Goku said in the worst Jim Carey impression on the face of the planet.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Krillin screamed as Goku gave him the biggest wedgie of his life. He teleported out but not before saying…
"SSSSSMMMMMMMOOOOOKKKKKIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta touched down at Krillin's just seconds after Goku had left. He looked around and saw Krillin.
"Kuso! I'm too late. As long as I'm here…" Vegeta said as he went up to Krillin and kicked him down. "HEHE! WHOO!" he flew off to find Goku.
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Chi-Chi was at the supermarket trying to pull seven trolleys of food to the check out counter.
"I swear with this much food I could feed a small country!" Chi-Chi said to herself returning death glares to anyone that stared at her. Goku teleported into the supermarket and gulped. He had thought long and hard about doing this to Chi-Chi but his decision was made. After all she wouldn't recognise him in the costume would she? He went behind her and screamed.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!" He said scaring the living daylights out of her. Needless to say her reflexes acted up and she whipped out her infamous frying pan and she tried to whack him. Too bad for her he was gone and she ended up hitting Vegeta who had almost caught Goku. They both fainted. Goku was watching from above and gulped.
"Eh no. I've gone to far with my shenanigans and now I have to face (gulps) the wrath of my artillery loaded wife!! I'd better go into hiding, Vegeta saw me and everyone will be out for my hide!" Goku said as he teleported to an unknown place.
THE END!!!?
I know this was reheheheaaly short but I was running out of ideas!! Stay tuned for the next part TRUE, TRUE: GOKU GETS HIS COMEUPPENCE!! Good night London, thank you Amsterdam!!!