Halloween is Hazardous To Goku's Health.
Disclaimer: I don't own it. Never have and I never will.
A/N: AAAARRRRRRGGG!! I'm back with a vengeance! This is set after "True, True: Goku's gets his comeuppance" and it was an idea that popped into my head this morning during IT lesson so I typed it up. In my opinion, it's not funny but I can't put it in another genre. ^_^;;
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Goku was 'recuperating' from the previous 'heart attack' that he had the previous day. Chi-Chi was so over-ridden with guilt that she was fussing over him terribly. He went downstairs and decided to watch TV. He flipped through the channels and came across a Halloween special of Clueless (I don't like the show but I just saw this episode.). He watched it and came up with his most brilliant idea yet. He set to work but he would need some assistance.
Later that evening…
"Goku!! We're back from trick or treating!" Chi-Chi called out.
"Hey Grandpa!" Pan called out. Pan and Chi-Chi walked through the house to find Goku. They looked upstairs and downstairs. Chi-Chi heard a blood-curdling scream. She ran upstairs and found out why Pan was screaming. On the floor was Goku, in a pile of blood, his eyes were gouged out and his legs and arms were bent out of proportion. It took all the strength that Chi-Chi had not to faint. She picked up the phone and called Gohan. He said that he would call everyone else. She led Pan out of the room and to Gohan's. Goku stepped out of the closet and laughed his head off.
"Okay! Time for part deux!!" Goku said as he took some pieces of paper that he had and sped off to Gohan's. When he got there he proceeded to stick the pieces of paper in the places that he wanted. He went outside to meet his alleged helper.
"Now are you sure that this will make me unrecognisable and able to control other people's speech and actions?"
"Positive." She replied.
"And it will repress my chi?"
"Yes. Now remember it will wear off when midnight strikes."
"Really?"
"No not really. I can't back that up."
"Wish me luck!"
"Luck!" She replied as Goku swallowed the gunk and slowly but surely turned invisible. He ran off into Gohan's house laughing like an idiot. "Enjoy while you can Son. Coz when the table's are turned you won't be too happy about it." She said, driving off in a replica of the Bat-mobile except it was shaped like a long orangey crisp.
"Is everyone here?" Gohan asked. He looked around and the whole Z Senshi was there. He proceeded to tell them about what happened and their faces went from shock to sadness to horror and finally…
"Who would dare kill Kakarrot? I had first dibs!" Vegeta shouted.
"Vegeta!" Bulma hissed. "This isn't the time okay?"
"Fine." He said. Goku went behind him and snapped his underwear. "YEOW!" Vegeta howled in a high pitch. Everyone gave him funny glances. Vegeta suddenly got up and started skipping around the room.
"OOH LALALALALALA! MY NAME IS VEGETA! I'M A WANNABE KING! MY ENEMY IS GOKU COZ HE'S STRONGER THAN MEEEE!!" Vegeta sang.
"What the hell is he on? And where can I get some?" Goten asked, only to be slapped upside the head by Trunks.
"Poor Vegeta. He's taking this really hard." Bulma commented. Goku let go of Vegeta and then he saw that everyone was staring at him.
"What the hell are you looking at?" Vegeta snarled. Piccolo started to rise from his seat and his head turned to Bulma. He ran up to her and gave her a full on kiss and kept on kissing her until Vegeta pulled him off. Goku let go of Piccolo and the Namek was totally confused about why Vegeta was handling him.
"Alright you need to calm down! Everything is just fine." Piccolo said in his most reassuring voice. This enraged Vegeta even more as he continued to beat Piccolo to a pulp. Goku then decided to take control of Chi-Chi. She went into the middle of the fight.
"Stop beating him up Vegeta!!"
"Why??"
"Because I don't want you to kill my future grandson-in-law!!"
"NANI?!" Everyone yelled.
"It's true! He's gonna marry Pan!" Chi-Chi exclaimed.
"Hold on lady, I dunno what you've been smoking…" Piccolo couldn't continue because now Gohan was beating up on him. Goku decided to leave Chi-Chi for now and he got his doll from home and started walking around with it right into the centre of the room. Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to look at the mutilated body now moving by itself.
"Hello!" Goku said as cheerfully as he could.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Every one screamed and tried to get out but the doors wouldn't budge.
"Why are you running away? I only want to play!" Goku said eerily.
"I'm only one who finds this eerie?" Krillin asked.
"Nope."
"Kay, just checking." The body fell limp and stopped moving. Goku took hold of Yamcha, Tien, Chouzu, Trunks and Goten and made them start dancing and singing.
"You can't touch this! Da nana na na na na. You can't touch this! Da nana na na na na. You can't touch this! Da nana na na na na. You can't touch this! Da nana na na na na. STOP!! HAMMERTIME!! Oohohohohohohhooo!" They all sang while doing the Hammer. What Goku didn't realise was that the potion was starting to wear off slowly. He took control of Goten and Trunks.
"I'm Green! Dabadee dabadai dabadee dabadai!" Piccolo stangled them both with one hand. Goku took control of Bulma and she started to do a striptease in front of Yamcha but luckily Vegeta stopped her and punched out Yamcha in the process. Goku then took control of Gohan and Chi-Chi. He made them pretend that they were cavemen and they started bopping each other with tables before promptly knocking each other out. Unfortunately for Goku, his time was up and everyone could see him laughing his ass of. Vegeta's eyebrow was twitching violently and walked up behind Goku and yelled…
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM KAKARROT??" Goku fell over in shock and passed out.
"That was easier than expected." Vegeta commented somewhat sadly. Pan just looked at everyone in horror.
"You guys are all sick." Pan said. The girl from before came into the house and started laughing.
"So, he actually had the guts to do it!! I'm impressed."
"Who the hell are you?" Gohan asked.
"A friend of Goku's. Tell him I'll see him later." She said taking off her glasses to reveal her face. Goku awoke at that moment to find all his friends and family with looks of death on their faces.
"Ehehehehe…happy Halloween?"
"Not for you!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"
The end…
Please leave a review, tell me what you think. There maybe a sequal to this if I feel in the humorous mood. Ja ne!