Tis The Season To Get Pummelled!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the damned device. You'll see what I'm talking about…
A/N: This is set after "Halloween…" and "Yo mama…Vegeta Style!" I was gonna post this at Christmas but I couldn't wait that long ^_^;;. Anyhoo, enjoy!!
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Chi-Chi's…Chi-Chi is planning revenge on Goku -_-…
"Honestly! You guys cannot take a joke! I've seen worse things happen to people and besides it's not like anyone apart from us knows what happened!" Krillin argued trying to defend his best friend.
"Take that back baldy!" Bulma cried.
"I have to agree with Krillin on this one. It was just a joke! Poor guy never gets to have any fun and if it was Vegeta doing something like this you would have just broken the Gravity Room!" Yamcha protested.
"You may be used to this kind of humiliation but I'm the Prince of the Saiya-Jins! I should not have to be treated like that by a third class baka!!" Vegeta shouted obviously pissed to the max-extreme.
"For Kami's sake people it's Christmas!! Isn't this the season to be jolly? Goodwill to men?" Krillin asked.
"He is not a man though! He is a child trapped in an over-grown body!" Piccolo growled.
"Besides, we gave him a chance to learn his lesson last time!" Chi-Chi said.
"Gave him a chance??! We scared the poor guy to death! He had a heart attack!" Krillin shouted but then regretted it because Chi-Chi hit him with a frying pan. "Ouch."
"Look after this I don't think Dad will try anything else!" Goten said trying to calm everyone down.
"Says the clone of the man in question." Trunks replied.
"Shuddup!"
"Make me Kakarrot the third!" Trunks said as Goten pounced on him and they got into a fight.
"Vegeta do something!" Bulma said.
"Hehe! That's my boy!" Vegeta replied. Everyone face faulted.
"I've got an idea that may work. I've been working on this device in my spare time but I was gonna use it just in case Vegeta or Trunks stepped out of line." Bulma said.
"Hey!" Trunks and Vegeta said in unison.
"Anyhoo, it is able to transfer molecules into a TV set. I was thinking since Goku seems to like TV so much we could give him a taste of his own medicine." Bulma said smiling like a Cheshire cat.
"So you mean we'll be able to put Dad into the TV and in various TV programmes of our choice?" Gohan asked.
"In Laymen's terms yes!" Bulma answered.
"Excellent! Let the revenge begin!" Chi-Chi yelled much to everyone's chagrin.
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Goku woke up to find Chi-Chi wasn't there. Shrugging, he went downstairs to find her but instead found a note telling him that Chi-Chi was over at CC and if he wanted some breakfast he'd have to come over there to get it. Needless to say he was there faster than the speed of light but found no one in the kitchen.
"HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?" Goku yelled as his voice echoed through the house. "Hmm. Guess not."
"Guess again Son Goku! AHAHAHAAAA!" Chi-Chi screeched as she zapped him with the device. "Bingo!" She then pointed it to the big screen TV and Goku appeared inside. He knocked on the glass trying to get out.
"Don't even try! Your attempts are futile! In there you have the strength of a gnat!" She laughed as everyone flopped in and sat down for the show.
"I still don't see the point of this." Yamcha muttered.
"Wait a sec! Are you guys still upset about what I did to you on Halloween?! That was two months ago! You guys hold grudges worse then Frieza!" Goku protested.
"I shall keep in mind that you said that Kakarrot." Vegeta said as he switched on the TV. The programme was the Teletubbies. The Teletubbies noticed Goku.
"Big Hug!" They all squealed and ran towards Goku.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OH SWEET MOTHER OF SADDAM HUSSEIN!! WHAT KIND OF EVIL HAVE I COMMITTED TO DESERVE SUCH TORTURE???!!!" Goku screamed as he broke down on the floor and cried.
"Whoever said that there is nothing worse than seeing a grown man cry has never seen a grown man cry before!" Gohan laughed as he grabbed the remote and changed the channel to…
"Today on Jerry, women who are men who are acting as women to date men who are really women!"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Goku screamed as he tried to run but banged into the screen and fell back down again. "Ouch." Goku got down on his hands and knees and begged.
"Alright guys I think he's had enough! Why don't you just let him go?" Goten pleaded but got a death glare from those who weren't on the pro-Goku side. He shrunk back into his seat. Vegeta grabbed the clicker and changed it to Cartoon Network. DBZ was on and it was the episode where Goku's about to fly off to Namek.
"Hmm. I've never actually sat down and watched the dubbed version. Should be interesting!" Goku said to himself.
"Vegeta I commend you! Even I couldn't think of something that evil!" Piccolo said. Vegeta just smirked.
"I can't wait to get out of these dinky pajamas!" TV Goku said. Goku blinked.
"Did I just say dinky?! Okay getting a little afraid."
"And back into the clothes that King Kai gave me."
"Who the heck is King Kai?! Please don't tell me they mean Kaio-sama!"
"Okay, we won't tell you." Bulma laughed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS INSANITY!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS COULD BE SO CRUEL!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAVED YOUR LIVES?! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I DIED FOR YOU?! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! YOU GUYS ALL SUCK ASS!!" Goku yelled.
"Goku!! Mind your language!" Chi-Chi shouted.
"Oh, sorry Chi-Chi." Goku said, everyone face faulted. As if by magic a light bulb appeared over Goku's head.
"How the heck did he do that?!" Piccolo asked.
"Well he is in the TV." Krillin pointed out. Piccolo just growled.
"I still haven't installed the cappuccino machine!" TV Dr Briefs said.
"What are you talking about? I don't care about cappuccino!" TV Goku said hopping up and down.
"Hahahaa!! Look at me! I'm sooo stupid!" Goku laughed. Everyone looked at him funny.
"It looks like…he's actually enjoying himself! Ladies and gentlemen I think Son Goku has finally lost the little mind that he had." Bulma said. Vegeta growled and changed the channel to MTV.
"We present to you…MTV's Britney Spears Weekend!"
"Wahoo! I just luurve Britney!!! Wahoo!! Oops! I did it again! I played with your heart!" Goku sang.
"ARG!! STOP THE NOISE!!" Piccolo said accidentally whacking the de-molecularising remote out of Chi-Chi's hands and face down on the floor. "Oops." Goku was zapped out of the TV.
"AHA!! My plan worked!" Goku said cheerfully but then scowled. "My so-called friends." He said walking towards them. Everyone except Vegeta swallowed hard but Vegeta walked straight up to Goku and flicked him in the nose.
"They may be scared of you Kakarrot but I'd rather die!" Vegeta said.
"I'll bear that in mind Saiya-Jin no ouji." Goku smirked as he bowed mockingly.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!! WE SETTLE THIS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!" Vegeta screamed as they both got into fighting stances.
END…for now.
Sorry for the cliffhanger but I didn't want to make this part too long! If ya want the next part then leave a review, it will be an all round fight so if anyone wants to be there just say so. To the Nik Nak mobile, away!