A/N: I've finally finished w/the 1st chapter! Oh, yeah, didja know that Bardock's science deals w/developing attacks and the like, like the Oozaru Fake Moon (I don't know the name); he doesn't do Bulma's type of science. Anyways, before I start, I'd like to give a little tribute to someone who inspired me to write and gave me a reason to add FFN to my bookmarks.

A TRIBUTE TO CATMARIES

I think I speak for all of us when I say we'll miss you. (Flamers don't count.) Your writing has been inspiring, good, and JUST PLAIN FUNNY! You also have good taste in writers (Lady Bulma kicks ___!) and a good sense of humor. We'll all miss you. (I'm going to be damned mad if you don't get a chance to read this, if you do then review to tell me you did.)

On with the fic.


AN EVIL WORSE THAN BUU: Chapter One.

By: Oh, no, not AGAIN...

Goku stared in horror. An evil thing was happening down on Earth. There was a critical hot dog shortage! Hey, wait a minute, that wasn't it... He gulped down the rest ( two barrels) of his little ice cream snack and thought.

AAGGGHHH!!!!!! BRAINFREEZE!!!!!

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Down on Earth, Vegeta also knew something was amiss. Kakarotto was THINKING! He had better prepare for armageddon.

*Note to self: move to Yunzabit Heights* he thought.

A/N: Yunzabit Heights is the cold place where Bulma is taken to find the Namekian ship by Mr. Popo.

Then he relaxed in his chair.

Author's Note: At this point, the events of the teaser occur. The next part is right after the teaser.

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Goten was bored. He decided to go to Capsule Corporation to round up Trunks. He couldn't stand Gohan's blabbering about how he had discovered a scientific way to get infinite power or something like that...

He decided to erase Gohan's memory before he went. He loved that device.

A/N: I'll post a story sometime telling how Gohan builds the "Memory-RW" device (a takeoff on CD-RW).

FZZT!!!

Oops, did he say infinite power? Oh, well, at least he stopped blabbering. Goten powered up and flew to Capsule Corp. When he got within range of FUNi-Vegeta's power, he disappeared.

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Trunks was relaxing on the roof when he saw Goten approach. Then Goten disappeared.
He wondered why for a second, then a pumped-up FUNi-Vegeta appeared.

"He isn't in the Android Saga, and that's what's airing on Cartoon Network."

"Hey, you FUNimation guys are American, and this is a Japanese anime, bakayaro."

"Not anymore. We've bought the rights to dub this show."

Trunks's scream was heard in the most distant corners of the universe.

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