True, true! The Not So Entire Saga!

by The Dragon Spooker

A collection of different stories that follow on from each other, that popped into my head while hyper and watching TV. Goku plays pranks on his friends based on ideas he gets from TV.

9. Default Chapter Title

Night Fever! Night Fever!

Disclaimer: I don't the characters or any of the songs mentioned. I also do not own McDonald's, Pepsi or Fanta.

A/N: I laugh as I write this, heheheheee! Anyhow, if anyone has done something like this then I apologise! It was just so funny when I thought about it. No offence to Piccolo, he is one of my faves but…just read and you'll see what I'm talking about. Oh and I don't think that Pepsi is a horrible drink, I just happen to have a certain obsession with Fanta………

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Piccolo sat at Gohan's laptop, which he decided to "borrow" for that day. He scrolled down the page and finished reading "True, true."

"It's not fair! In every one of Nik Nak's stories I always look like such a dick!! It's always about Son and that stupid Saiyan! I have had enough! I will have my revenge in this fic!!" Piccolo shouted. CRASH BANG!! "I must remember to put that Fourth Wall back up afterwards. Heck I'll do it now."

Piccolo finished putting up the wall and went to an old magic shop in the downtown area of Satan city. Piccolo looked at the old man standing behind the counter. He looked so frail that even a gust of wind could knock him down. Piccolo smirked and went up to the old man.

"Excuse me?" Piccolo said.

"Third door on the left." The old man said pointing to the bathroom. Piccolo rolled his eyes and continued.

"I would like to do a spell."

"Oh you're not well? I'm sorry to hear that."

"I WANT A CURSE!"

"WELL YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT! BESIDES I DON'T EVEN CARRY A PURSE!!!"

"IS THERE ANYONE ELSE I CAN TALK TOOOOO?!" Piccolo screamed.

"Well you don't have to yell." The old man said as Piccolo face faulted. A woman in her twenties returned.

"May I help you?" She asked.

"Yes. I need a curse to put on some enemies of mine."

"Well there are many curses sir, what kind would you like?"

"A…a…a curse that makes them into a Broadway musical type thingy."

"Well…um…that's specific."

"Look can you do it or not?"

"Fine." She bent down and got him the necessary supplies and the sheet with the incantation on it. "Here. I must warn you that if the situation gets dire you cannot stop the spell. You must let run it's course or teeeeeerrible things will happen."

"Yeah, yeah lady." Piccolo said as he walked out.

"You'll be sorry."

At Piccolo's…desert

"YES!! I will finally have my revenge! The Demon King is back from hell!! Father, you would be so proud of me! Let's see, all I have to do is place a cup of water on my head. Check. Now to read the incantation, woo boy it's a doozy. My enemies have angered me of that there is no doubt. Thanks to this spell I have I will now sort it out. All the dances and steps from stardom they will know. As they say in Hollywood, let's get on with the show." Piccolo finished. There was a small flash in the sky and a brief rainstorm and then everything went calm again.

"Well then I guess I should check on my two experiments! MWAHAHAA!!" Piccolo laughed as he made his way to Goku's house. Piccolo looked through the window and saw Goku waiting at the dinner table.

"Chi-Chi? Is the Jell-O ready yet?" Goku asked.

"Yes it is. Here you are dear." Chi-Chi said as she laid it down on the table.

"J-E-L-L-O! IT'S ALIVE!" Goku sang, and then a confused look crossed his face. "Hmm. That was weird." Goku shrugged and ate his Jell-O.

"That's it?! I was expecting a big song and dance number! What a rip off!" Piccolo said as he stormed angrily to Vegeta's.

"Hey honey?"

"Yes Goku?"

"I'm going over to Bulma's."

"Okay dear."

"Hmm, I wonder why she's been acting so weird." Goku thought to himself. (I decided to give you a break man.)

"Oh. Okay thanks!" CRASH BANG BOOM!! "Darn it. There goes that Fourth Wall again!" Goku said as he flew off to Bulma's. Goku arrived a few seconds before Piccolo did and went in to find Vegeta.

"Hey Vegeta, wassup?" Goku said cheerfully.

"Nothing is up you baka." Vegeta said nastily.

"Geez, someone woke up on the wrong side of the royal chambers this morning." Goku laughed.

"If we were on Vegeta-sei you would have been killed for even laughing at me."

"I doubt that. You wouldn't have the heart."

"I would too. Correction, I will! You just wait and see Kakarrot. I will be king once again."

"I doubt that. You're not even king in your own home." Goku laughed even harder.

"Hmm, this should be interesting." Piccolo said, he was watching the whole ordeal from outside.

"I'm just planning my take-over." Vegeta said as a microphone flew into his hand and the lights went off. A spotlight went on Vegeta.

"Take-over?" Goku asked. Vegeta took a breath and started singing.

"I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a warthog's backside. But thick as you are, pay attention, my words are a matter of pride." Vegeta sang as he walked pass Goku who is now in attention mode. Vegeta waved his hand in front of Goku's face.

"It's clear from your vacant expression, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and succession, even you can't be caught unawares!" Vegeta sang pointing to Goku.

"So prepare for the chance of a lifetime, be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer." Vegeta sang while tiptoeing.

"But where do I feature?" Goku asked.

"Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues. And injustice deliciously squared. BE PREPARED!" Vegeta sang. Bulma and Trunks walked in to see Vegeta and Goku dancing and singing like idiots.

"It's great that we'll soon be connected, with a king who'll be all time adored!" Goku sang.

"Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected…to take certain duties on board! The future is littered with prizes, and though I'm the main addressee, the point that I must emphasize is, you won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century."

"Oooh!"

"Be prepared for the murkiest scam!"

"Oooh... La! La! La!"

"Meticulous planning"

"I'll have food!"

"Tenacity spanning."

"Lots of food!"

"Decades of denial!"

"I repeat!"

"Is simply why I'll…"

"Endless meat"

"Be king undisputed!"

"Aaaaaaah..."

"Respected, saluted!"

"...aaaaaaah..."

"And seen for the wonder I am!"

"...aaaaaaah!"

"Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared…"

"Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!"

"Be prepared!"

"Yes our teeth and ambitions are rared! Be prepared!" Goku and Vegeta finished getting a small applause from Bulma. Trunks was crying from laughter.

"Nice one boys." Bulma said trying not to laugh.

"What the hell just happened Kakarrot?!" Vegeta said.

"Dunno, but I think it may happen again." Goku said trying to figure out what was going on.

"HAHAHAAA!! That was hilarious!! Terrible things my ass!" Piccolo laughed. A flash of lightning appeared in the sky followed by a clap of thunder. "You know, I think I asked for that." Piccolo muttered. He looked through the window and saw Vegeta and Goku acting as if they were struck by the lightning. They appeared in two costumes.

"Oh my Kami!" Bulma screeched as she started laughing. Trunks was pounding the floor with laughter.

"Sheeeeeeeeet! Even I wouldn't wish this upon them! Ah well I might as well sit back and enjoy the show." Piccolo said.

"You guys better move out of our way or we'll blast ya!" Vegeta yelled in a surprisingly feminine voice.

"Yeah!" Goku said also in a particularly feminine voice.

"Just who are you guys supposed to be?" Bra asked, she had walked in to see what the commotion was about.

"May I invite you to prepare for trouble!" Vegeta shouted.

"I suggest you make it double!" Goku joined. (That's right, you guessed it. I am ashamed to do this but…)

"To protect the world from devastation!" Vegeta yelled.

"To unite all people's within our nation!" Goku yelled.

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jessie!" Vegeta said striking a pose.

"James!" Goku said striking a pose.

"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"That's right!" They both finished together. Bulma and Trunks burst out laughing while Bra merely smirked.

"Oh please daddy! Pokémon is soooo last year!" Bra replied walking out. Vegeta and Goku were dressed in the full Team Rocket uniform. Vegeta was in the mini skirt with boots and Goku in the pants.

"Fine!! We can tell when we are not wanted. C'mon James!" Vegeta said.

"Aye, aye Jessie." Goku said, his voice constantly breaking. They both left dramatically.

"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!"

"Should we go after them?" Trunks asked.

"No. Whatever they have had it will wear off soon." Bulma said as Trunks sweat dropped.

"I'd better go after them. This is an opportunity I can't pass up! Good thing I brought this along." Piccolo said whipping out a video camera. "Hehehe!"

Toys We Have…

"Oooh Jessie! Would you look at all the Pokémon there are!" Goku said squealing like a little girl.

"Be quiet James or you'll screw this up for us!!" Vegeta said. They started putting all of the Pokémon stuffed toys into a bag. The security guys were watching them from behind.

"Are you intending to pay for those?" The burly security guard asked.

"Cheese it! It's the fuzz!" Vegeta yelled as he and Goku ran off and up onto the roof.

"COME DOWN FROM THERE!!" The security guards yelled.

"No way!" Goku yelled pulling down his eyelid and sticking out his tongue.

"Who the hell are you?" The other security guard asked.

"I'm glad you asked that question!" Vegeta smiled. (Well I'm not!) Again all of the light went out and two spotlights were on Goku and Vegeta. They were dressed in sailor uniforms except Vegeta was wearing a more feminine one.

"You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong! We're tired of our motto so we thought we'd try a song!" They both sang.

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"The speed of light, prepare to fight! You know, that's riiiiight!"

"I am the handsome one!" Goku sang.

"I'm the gorgeous one!" Vegeta sang.

"Looking good is lots of fun. We get some things wrong but we keep rolling along!" They both finished as a heavy applause came from the kids. Meanwhile Piccolo was filming from down below.

"Hehe! It just can't get any better than this!" Piccolo said as lightning struck them again. "YES!!"

Vegeta and Goku were both dressed in a pair of unusually tight white pants, a multi-coloured fluffy shirt and a sombrero. They each had two maracas. The entire Satan City police squad, including Gohan, Goten, Chi-Chi, Bulma, Trunks and Bra, had arrived on the scene packing guns, bazookas, cars, vans, buses and police spotlights. Vegeta smiled a really cheesy smile.

"HIT IT!" Vegeta shouted. With that a police spotlight came down on Vegeta and Goku. People were surprised as every speaker in a fifty-block radius started playing a rumba song. Goku and Vegeta start swaying to the music. Two female officers stepped forward, Goku and Vegeta stood in front of both of them, motioning them as if they were puppets.

"They rave about Sloppy Joe, the Latin lothario! But Havana has a new sensation!" One police officer sang.

"They're really modest guys, although they're two hottest guys! In Havaaaaanaa! Here's what they have to say!" The other officer sang.

"They call me Cuban Pete! I'm King of the Rumba Beat! Every time I play the maracas I go chick chickie boom chick chickie boom chick chickie boom!" Goku and Vegeta sang shaking their butts as they said chick chickie boom. They jumped on top of a building, slid down a lamppost, jumped from one police van to another and then jumped on the ground doing the splits. Everyone watched in amazement.

"Hey! They're not bad!" Goten said as Chi-Chi shot him a dirty look.

"Yessir I'm Cuban Pete! The craze of my native street! When I start to dance everything goes chick chickie boom chick chickie boom chick chickie boom!!" Soon the whole Satan City police force was swaying music. Goku and Vegeta started dirty dancing with the two female officers from before.

"THE HELL?!" Bulma screamed.

"Well I kinda expected this from Vegeta but Goku?" Chi-Chi said as Bulma shot her a look.

"Are you saying my husband is a ho?"

"Well he ain't no angel!"

"The senoritas they sing, and how they sling their sombreros!" Goku and Vegeta sang.

"It's very nice! So full of spiiiiiiiice!" The police sang.

"And when they're dancing they bring a happy ring to their vaqueros! They sing their song, all day loooooooong! My name is Cuban Pete! I'm King of the Rumba Beat! Every time I play the maracas I go chick chickie boom chick chickie boom chick chickie boom!" Goku and Vegeta sang shaking their butts as they said chick chickie boom. Goku paused and clicked his heals as some conga music started up. The police force gets into the conga line with them and they dance around the cars.

The music changed again but this time it was like a Vegas dance show. All the police started dancing Broadway style. Goten went to join them but Chi-Chi grabbed him by the collar.

"Don't even think about it." Chi-Chi threatened. The police, Goku and Vegeta all finished in a pose. Chi-Chi began to get annoyed and fired a round of bullets into the air.

"IF YOU WERE REAL POLICEMEN YOU WOULD STOP THOSE GUYS!! NOW MOVE IT!!!!" Chi-Chi yelled.

"Yes ma'am!" The police said running off to find the Saiya-Jin duo but they were long gone. Soon nightfall had come across Western City, which was where Goku and Vegeta were. Chi-Chi and co had finally caught up with them.

"Goku please! I don't know what's come over you but you must stop this madness!" Chi-Chi pleaded but Goku didn't seem to hear her. Piccolo decided to spice things up a bit.

"Oh it can't get any better! There is absolutely no way!" Piccolo said, sounding a little bored. Yet again lightning struck them. As the smoke cleared Goku and Vegeta stood in white disco suits with their hair gelled back.

"Ohmigosh!" Gohan said totally gob smacked. Two microphones appeared in Goku and Vegeta's hands and they started swaying to the music.

"So the music is coming from where?" Trunks asked.

"Just smile, nod and try not to apply any logic to it." Goten replied.

"Listen to the ground, there is movement all around, there is something going on, I can feel it." Goku sang.

"On the waves of the air, there is dancing out there, if it's something we can share, we can steal it." Vegeta sang. They both struck disco poses.

"And that sweet city woman, she moves through the light, controlling my mind and my soul." Goku sang.

"When you reach out for me girl, and the feelin' is bright, I get that." Vegeta sang. They both started to get into the Saturday Night Fever routine.

"Night fever, night fever. We know how to do it! Gimme that. Night fever, night fever! We know how to show it!" Goku and Vegeta sang while dancing.

"Here I am, praying for this moment to last. Livin' on music so fine, born on the wind. Makin' it mine. Night fever, night fever. We know how to do it! Gimme that! Night fever, night fever. We know how to show it! In the heat of our love, don't need no help for us to make it. Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'. I got fire in my mind, I get higher in my walkin' and I'm glowin' in the dark I give you warnin'." Vegeta sang while doing various poses and moves.

"And that sweet city woman, she moves through the light, controllin' my mind and my soul. When you reach out for me girl, and the feelin' is bright. I get that. Night fever, night fever. We know how to do it! Gimme that! Night fever, night fever. We know how to show it! Here I am, praying for this moment to last. Livin' on the music so fine, born on the wind. Makin' it mine." Goku sang boogieing.

"Night fever, night fever. We know how to do it! It feels like forever baby, don't you know! Gimme that! Night fever, night fever. We know how to show it!!" Vegeta and Goku finished the song with another disco pose. Chi-Chi just stared open mouthed.

"Wow Vegeta! I never knew you could look so…good!" Bulma said blushing.

"Are you crazy?! They look like a couple of idiots!" Chi-Chi yelled.

Bulma was going to regret saying that because Vegeta and Goku spun around and then were dressed in tight leather pants and that was it.

"Oh no." Gohan said.

"What is it?" Goten asked.

"You may not remember this…they're gonna do Right Said Fred." Gohan said, his voice full of fear.

"No!" Trunks said.

"One question, who's Fred?" Goten said, Gohan and Trunks face faulted.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt! So sexy it hurts!" Vegeta and Goku sang. Chi-Chi started to get really annoyed.

"THAT'S IT!" Chi-Chi said whipping out a frying pan and knocking the two of them out. The sky suddenly turned black and it rained heavily.

"So I'm guessing this would be the teeeeeerrible things part. Oh dear." Piccolo said sarcastically. The rain stopped.

"I knew it!" Bulma screamed behind Piccolo, which caused him to jump. "This is all your fault!!"

"You have no way of proving that." Piccolo said staring her down.

"If you had nothing to do with it then how come you just happen to have a camera with you." Chi-Chi said.

"I have to admit, this does look very suspicious Piccolo." Gohan said trying not to laugh at his father who looked like suspended animation at the moment.

"Are you saying that it is unusual for a person to carry a camera around?" Piccolo asked.

"A person, no. You on the other hand…" Bulma replied.

"Well if it wasn't for GI Frying Pan over there then that wouldn't have happened!" Piccolo yelled.

"AHA!!! IT WAS YOU!!" Chi-Chi screamed aiming her pan at Piccolo. Suddenly, Goku and Vegeta unfroze and looked at their surroundings and then at each other.

"Kakarrot, why are you wearing the skin of a cow for pants?" Vegeta asked.

"I would ask you the same question. Except I would say leather." Goku replied.

"Hold on a sec, it's coming back to me. It was the Namek!! He did this to us but more importantly to me!" Vegeta yelled pointing an accusing finger at Piccolo. Piccolo just yawned and then pointed to himself as if saying 'You talking to me?'. Vegeta nodded and as if by magic he was suddenly coated in armour.

"Cool." Vegeta said whipping an M-16 gun from who knows where. "All civilians and innocent bastards…"

"That's bystanders Vegeta." Goku corrected as Vegeta gave him a funny look. "What?! You think having satellite won't increase my vocabulary?!"

"Anyway, will everyone except the green bean please move out of my way!" Vegeta yelled firing the gun at top speed.

"I didn't know that M-16 guns could fire like that." Gohan commented.

"Neither did I." Vegeta commented as he continued to shoot Piccolo. Goku closed his eyes and he was soon dressed in the same clothes as Neo from The Matrix. He also had the big ass guns that Neo was sporting in the movie.

"OH WOW!!! THIS TOTALLY COOL!! I LOOK SO BAD!!" Goku yelled but then gained his cool composure. Goku looked at Piccolo through the top of his glasses.

"Ever felt a cold hard bullet run through you Piccolo?" Goku asked.

"No?"

"Good. Now you can't say I never gave you anything!" Goku said firing at Piccolo. Piccolo dodged the bullet but it somehow managed to follow him. He made a run for it.

"Where are we? A friggin Bugs Bunny cartoon?" Piccolo asked running from the bullet.

"No one can explain The Matrix, it is something you must see in order to believe it." Goku said more or less quoting Morphius. The bullet finally hit Piccolo.

"PICCOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Gohan yelled but Piccolo just got up and took out the bullet.

"I can regenerate, I forgot about that." Piccolo laughed. "Sayonara!" Piccolo said as he flew off.

"Kakarrot, you take the east I'll take the west. We'll meet up at McDonald's in one hour." Vegeta ordered.

"Why Micky D's?" Goku asked.

"We've been out all day and I haven't had anything to eat."

"You could have had those grapes on your Rumba hat."

"They were real?!"

"Yup! Tasty too!"

"Goku, why don't you just leave Piccolo and I'll make you some dinner." Chi-Chi suggested but Goku shook his head.

"There are just some things you can't forgive honey. I hope you understand." Goku said giving her a quick peck on the cheek.

"Woah, woah, woah! Let me get this straight, you'll forgive Frieza but you can't forgive Piccolo. Why?" Trunks asked.

"Hel-lo! He made me wear a freakin mini skirt!!" Vegeta yelled.

"He made me dance the Lambada with a female police officer. You know that dance is forbidden!" Goku said.

"AND HE TURNED US INTO TEAM ROCKET!!! THAT ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN FORGIVE EASILY!!!" Vegeta and Goku yelled as they took off in two different directions.

"Ya know, I kinda feel sorry for Piccolo." Chi-Chi said as everyone gave her a funny look. "What?! I can't have a little compassion!"

Goku and Vegeta searched for Piccolo but didn't seem to be able to find him. They met up at McDonald's.

"Did ya find him?" Goku asked putting his gun away.

"No. He's smart I'll give him that. He has been suppressing his chi so I couldn't locate him. Ten Big Mac meals now." Vegeta said.

"What'll you have to drink sir?" The frightened employee asked.

"Pepsi." Vegeta replied. A look of dread crossed Goku's face.

"Vegeta, for your own safety I think you'd better order a Fanta."

"Why?"

"Because…" Goku said indicating that there would be some intervention.

"You stupid fool." Vegeta said, suddenly he felt a burning sensation in his left foot. "AAAAHHH!!!! MY FOOT IS ON FIRE!!! MY FOOOOOOOOOT IS ON FIRE!!!!"

"I told ya so." Goku teased.

"Oh alright!!! I'll have a bloody Fanta!" Vegeta yelled.

"Sorry sir we don't sell blood flavour." The employee replied. Vegeta rolled his eyes as the employee gave him regular and they sat down. Just as Vegeta was about to eat when he saw Piccolo and an evil smirk crossed his face.

"He's here."

"Who?"

"The Namek."

"Cool, let's go." Goku said as they stepped outside and faced Piccolo.

"Aw fuck." Piccolo said as he got into a battle stance. Vegeta looked up at the night sky and an evil smile played across his face.

"Oh wow, it's such a beautiful night to die don'tcha think?" Vegeta said as he aimed his gun and fired at Piccolo. Piccolo, by some miracle, managed to dodge every single bullet.

"Damn!" Vegeta said. Goku began to get bored and decided to beat him up. He was having a difficult time doing it though. Finally Goku fired up a Kamehameha and knocked Piccolo unconscious.

"YOU LITTLE WEASEL!! YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME HAVE A TURN!!! I WANNA KILL HIM!" Vegeta yelled in Goku's face.

"Hehehehe! You said weasel!" Goku laughed as he flew away. Vegeta flew after him.

"YOU EVER TELL ANYONE AND I'LL BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS!" Vegeta said.

"Hehehehe! You said smithereens!" Goku laughed. Suddenly a screwdriver shaped beam flew towards them. It missed Goku but went straight through Vegeta's hair. Vegeta turned around furious.

"Who was that?! WHO RUINED MY HAIR??! IT TOOK ME ALMOST FOREVER TO GET IT THIS WAY!!!" Vegeta shouted. Goku stifled a giggle.

"Looking for me boys?" Piccolo shouted from down below. He was dressed in an army uniform (yep, hat and everything.)

"It was you!! Prepare to die!!" Vegeta yelled flying down to and tried to fire an attack at Piccolo but it didn't work. "THE HELL?!!" (No more firing powers, you can only fly.)

"Why?" Goku asked. (It's funnier that way.) Piccolo ran behind a car and started firing his gun at Goku and Vegeta. One bullet ricocheted off of Vegeta's armour and broke the candy machine inside the supermarket.

"CANDY!!" Goku yelled gobbling up all of the candy in one go.

"What a strange guy." Vegeta muttered. Piccolo took advantage of Vegeta's pondering and fired a grenade at him. The grenade had no effect.

"Damn. The spell must've backfired because of Gohan's mother. Now I'm stuck in this mess too." Piccolo said as he waited for the smoke to clear. Vegeta wasn't harmed but his hair was…let's just say not looking like a vegetable anymore.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Vegeta screamed.

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???" Goku screamed.

"What the hell was that for?" Piccolo asked.

"Just for rhythm man." Goku said, sounding much like a 70's surf dude. Goku and Vegeta dived behind a different car and started shooting at Piccolo. They missed and fired at the car, destroying its wheels, windshield and the trunk.

"I thought you'd be worried about the car Kakarrot." Vegeta said shooting a bullet and missing, hitting Eugene.

"I'm okay…" Eugene said before passing out.

"I'm not worried about the car Veggie-dude! Read the license plate." Goku said. The license plate read MR SATAN.

"Hea-vy!" Vegeta said slapping him a high five. Piccolo had run out of ammo and needed to think of a plan quick.

"I'm gonna regret doing this but…" Piccolo said stepping out from behind the car. "WAR HUH YEAH. WHAT IS GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! SAY IT AGAIN!" Piccolo sang.

"Waaaaaar!" Goku sang as Vegeta slapped him upside the head.

"Whose side are you on anyway?" Vegeta yelled. "You ran out of ammo didn't you?"

"NO!"

"Really?" Goku asked.

"No not really. I can't back that up." Piccolo replied. Vegeta shot at Piccolo again but Piccolo just took the bullet out and regenerated.

"Did you forget that I could do that?" Piccolo smirked.

"You can't blame us. The author just remembered herself." Goku said as a faint "Hn…" was heard. Piccolo decided to make a run for it and Goku and Vegeta followed him. Piccolo ran into a salesman who was trying to sell him hair gel. Piccolo raised a non-existent eyebrow.

"DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED HAIR GEL? SICKO!" Piccolo said pushing the man into the road. He was then promptly run over by a 4x4 pick up truck driven by Goku.

"Why'd you do that?" Vegeta asked.

"Didn't like him." Goku replied. Vegeta gave him a weird look and ran after Piccolo with Goku close behind. Piccolo ran through the city park and into the playground.

"I'm guessing I shouldn't have done that." Piccolo said. Just as Goku and Vegeta ran into the park all three were struck by lightning. They were dressed in little kids clothing.

"What the hell?" Vegeta said.

"Oh! I'm telling! You said the H word!" Piccolo said rather childishly.

"So what booger man!"

"I am not a booger man!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"What are you guys talking about?" Goku asked.

"SHUT UP!" Goku burst into tears, wailing loudly. The sharp noise effected Piccolo's hearing and he started cringing on the floor muttering to himself. Vegeta's face went like this 0__0.

"KEWL!!! You broke the booger!" Vegeta said.

Goku stopped wailing and smiled. Piccolo shoved Goku and Goku went flying into the local school. Piccolo and Vegeta went after him and they were struck by lightning again. They sat in the seats as if they were in school and an imaginary teacher was teaching them. Piccolo got a straw and a piece of rolled up paper and spat it at Goku. Goku retaliated by shoving his whole notebook in his mouth and trying to force it down the straw. It didn't work and a gooey mess came out at the end.

"AAAAAAHHHH!!! MY BRAIN CAME OUT!!" Goku yelled.

"That's too big to be your brain." Vegeta laughed. A large gust of wind came blowing in and the three guys hid behind their desks.

"IT'S THE ALIENS!!" Piccolo yelled. (Look who's talking!)

"IT'S HITLER!!" Vegeta yelled.

"IT'S THE KILLER TOMATOES FROM URANUS WHO WANT THEIR COUSINS BACK ON ACCOUNT OF I ATE THEM LAST TUESDAY WITH MY FRIES!!" Goku yelled as Piccolo and Vegeta gave him a weird look.

"What? I didn't do nothing!" Goku shrugged. Piccolo started laughing.

"Heheh. You said Uranus. Heh." The gust of wind was from the helicopter that Chi-Chi had stolen from the traffic reporter guy who she had tied up and put in the back of the helicopter.

"I am sooooo incredibly sorry sir. I swear to my mother isn't crazy she is just trying to find my dad. What I'm trying to say is I am REALLY sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry…" Gohan said apologising to the guy.

"Okay okay! Don't worry about it! Just shuddup!"

"GOKUUUUUUU!!! ARE YOU IN THERE?!" Chi-Chi yelled, her voice booming over the school.

"AH!" Goku screamed.

"What is it?" Vegeta asked.

"It's…Chi-Chi!" Goku said. Piccolo started crying. Chi-Chi ran out of the now landed helicopter and pulled Goku by his ear.

"Aw man…" Goku said.

"Don't you dare talk like that in front of me!" Chi-Chi yelled. The sun rose above Western City making the sky a pinkie-orange colour. Suddenly the three guys were back to normal.

"That. Was. Weird." Vegeta said flying off home. "I dunno what I was drinking but I think I've just been sworn off the outside of my house forever."

"Chi-Chi? What happened?" Goku asked, putting on an innocent face. However Piccolo was in a different mood.

"YES!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! THE SPELL WORE OFF!! I'M FREE!!! FREEEEEEE!!! HAHAHA!!" Piccolo said doing different varieties of happy dances.

"What happened?" Goku asked again. Goten whispered in Goku's ear. "HE DID WHAT?!" Goku yelled.

"Calm down Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled.

"Yes dear." Goku replied. Although Goku had some other plans for Piccolo as his eyes shifted evilly.

**I'll get you Piccolo. Oh it's true. It's true, true.**

END.

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