BATMEN MEAT EVEL DED: THE SEEKEL
Bye Mav
It dark knight in Gotahm Citie, lites all dark, den a yellow lite in the sky! It be BAT SAGINAL!
Batmen look up from cave where he play with nipples on rubber suit, and see bat saginal!
he jump in 1972 POS biuck batcar and drive to Goardon!
"Batmen d'ere be eval in da city tonite!"
"Okie I save day like normal!" Batmen sez
den Batmen jump out window and lands on the ground breaking back!
"OWWIE!" Batmen sez, den Ash walk up.
"Batmen! look me alive, me not die when melted, me back now!"
"yay! you live Ash, let go kill eval in da city!"
"Alright den we say, "Come get sum!" when we see dem, k?"
"okie." Batmen sez.
Batmen and Ash wolk down the roads den see Eval Ash! who taken form of JOEKER!
"HAAHAH ME EVAL ZOMBIE! You nots stops me in the other storey!"
Batmen look at good Ash, den hit him with da frying pan.
"Okie mr. smarty man zombie! come get sum!" batmen sez, batmen takes Ash's chainsaw arm and cuts jokeher up ins to many peaces.
Ash den wakes up, "Why you hit me batmen, we friends readmember?"
Batmen look at Ash den sez, "I sorry, I angry cuz you sez eval was ded!"
Ash sez, "i sorry, i thot dey wer!"
"Let go save dey in 1972 POS Biuck!" Batmen sez
Ash and Batmen chear, and jump in da buick, den the 70's batmen music starts playing, den batmen and ash sing along to the wordz, den ash says 'Ash' instead of 'Batmen' and den they stops the car an beats up eech other! den dey get backs in and drive offs.
den dat spinny thingy happen and dey cut to midevil tmie!
Robiin and Batgril stands up, batsgril puts her head backs on.
"D'at was a closed one Batgrl!" Robin sez
"Yes it was, lets use mightee morphine powerz to go back and hertz batmen and ash!"
"Okie!" Robin sez
den Powher Rangeehrs song plays and den Robin and Batsgrl sez, "Morphine times! T-Rex! Ogdgsaurus!"
den they magic appear in Gotham citie!
den spinny thingy happen agin ands batmen and ash on top of building.
"Hay ash! dere is that crazzzy monkee agin!" Batmen sez
"Yes batmen, dere it is! and he have friend!" Ash noats
Batmen and Ash use dere supar powhers and go downs to the eval monkee!
"Hay Eval Monkee, who that?" Batmen sez
"Dat is my trainher UniPuma!" the Eval monkee sez
"Bad Monkee!" Unipuma sez.
Den Batmen sez, "Monkee eval! Not Badz! Leave monkee alone!"
Den Unipuma sez, "NO BADS BATSMEN!"
den Ash take da frying pans and knocks Batmen and Unipumas out!
batmen fall to ground agains and breaks back, ash fly downs and laffs
"you stupid batmen!" Ash sez
"Shoodufmaker mades me that ways! nots me fault!"
den Joel Shosdamaker walk in, "NO COLORLIGHTING HERES! CUT!" den Batmen get up an fix back, den he take chainsaw to Shsodmasker, "No more bad scripz and lightnings!" den cuts hims up again.
"Feer Me! Me willll nevar be's gones! I willz makes batsmen movies stupidser then evers now!"
Den Ash kick SHosmaker into gothim futball fields and scores points, den the crouwd chears! "ASH! ASH! Hes ar men, hes da one with da chainsaw hand! YAY!!"
Den Batmen and Ash walks down street and see's Batgrl and Robin! OH NO!
den batgrl throw hed at Ash who den knocked out!
"PIIKAAAAAAAAAAACHUUU!" is den heard and bolt of lighting hits Batgrl who den dies!
"PIKA PIKA!" den Rbin is killsed too!
den Batmen looks and sees little yellow muose thng
"Helloh littles yelllows muose! I Batmen, dat Ash!" batmen sez
Pikachu den sez, "Me Pikachu! me stopz all eval! me joins u!"
Den Ash gets up and all 3 chear!
den they all joump in Batscars 1972 POS Biuck, and dey drive off, den giants portals open and dey end up in Post-Apocolyptic worlds! OH NO!
Den Pikachu sez, "we save dey by re-estlishindsgs hoouman powre!"
Batmen den sez, "yes me agree, whats bout yous ash?
Ash den sez, "dat a good idea me thinks!"
dey den walk downs deserts covered roads untils they finds a buildings labeled GCPC! dey den go in and finds an old Gordian sitting at desk readsing reports.
"Gordian? Your still alives?" Batmen sez
Den Gordian sez, "Yes, dis is onlys 2 days laters, you travelleds, callifornia luannched nukes at da west coest, ands now we heres, all other houmans nows zombies, including mees." he den takes his cane from under da desk and swaps da yellows pikachu's.
pikachuu den knocked out, den Batmen take hihelander swords and swipes off Gordians head, den wins the prize! YAY.
Den da invenation sceene from da Eval Deds movies plays, but ash builds batsmen a power hihelanders sword, dat is like chainsaw!
den Batsmen and gang goes outsides and finds normoals humans, and startrs news worlds order! and dey live happillys ever afterz
but den, "Downs with America!" is herd, TXFFON IS BACK!
BATMEN MEATS EVAL DED III coming soon!
Bye Mav
It dark knight in Gotahm Citie, lites all dark, den a yellow lite in the sky! It be BAT SAGINAL!
Batmen look up from cave where he play with nipples on rubber suit, and see bat saginal!
he jump in 1972 POS biuck batcar and drive to Goardon!
"Batmen d'ere be eval in da city tonite!"
"Okie I save day like normal!" Batmen sez
den Batmen jump out window and lands on the ground breaking back!
"OWWIE!" Batmen sez, den Ash walk up.
"Batmen! look me alive, me not die when melted, me back now!"
"yay! you live Ash, let go kill eval in da city!"
"Alright den we say, "Come get sum!" when we see dem, k?"
"okie." Batmen sez.
Batmen and Ash wolk down the roads den see Eval Ash! who taken form of JOEKER!
"HAAHAH ME EVAL ZOMBIE! You nots stops me in the other storey!"
Batmen look at good Ash, den hit him with da frying pan.
"Okie mr. smarty man zombie! come get sum!" batmen sez, batmen takes Ash's chainsaw arm and cuts jokeher up ins to many peaces.
Ash den wakes up, "Why you hit me batmen, we friends readmember?"
Batmen look at Ash den sez, "I sorry, I angry cuz you sez eval was ded!"
Ash sez, "i sorry, i thot dey wer!"
"Let go save dey in 1972 POS Biuck!" Batmen sez
Ash and Batmen chear, and jump in da buick, den the 70's batmen music starts playing, den batmen and ash sing along to the wordz, den ash says 'Ash' instead of 'Batmen' and den they stops the car an beats up eech other! den dey get backs in and drive offs.
den dat spinny thingy happen and dey cut to midevil tmie!
Robiin and Batgril stands up, batsgril puts her head backs on.
"D'at was a closed one Batgrl!" Robin sez
"Yes it was, lets use mightee morphine powerz to go back and hertz batmen and ash!"
"Okie!" Robin sez
den Powher Rangeehrs song plays and den Robin and Batsgrl sez, "Morphine times! T-Rex! Ogdgsaurus!"
den they magic appear in Gotham citie!
den spinny thingy happen agin ands batmen and ash on top of building.
"Hay ash! dere is that crazzzy monkee agin!" Batmen sez
"Yes batmen, dere it is! and he have friend!" Ash noats
Batmen and Ash use dere supar powhers and go downs to the eval monkee!
"Hay Eval Monkee, who that?" Batmen sez
"Dat is my trainher UniPuma!" the Eval monkee sez
"Bad Monkee!" Unipuma sez.
Den Batmen sez, "Monkee eval! Not Badz! Leave monkee alone!"
Den Unipuma sez, "NO BADS BATSMEN!"
den Ash take da frying pans and knocks Batmen and Unipumas out!
batmen fall to ground agains and breaks back, ash fly downs and laffs
"you stupid batmen!" Ash sez
"Shoodufmaker mades me that ways! nots me fault!"
den Joel Shosdamaker walk in, "NO COLORLIGHTING HERES! CUT!" den Batmen get up an fix back, den he take chainsaw to Shsodmasker, "No more bad scripz and lightnings!" den cuts hims up again.
"Feer Me! Me willll nevar be's gones! I willz makes batsmen movies stupidser then evers now!"
Den Ash kick SHosmaker into gothim futball fields and scores points, den the crouwd chears! "ASH! ASH! Hes ar men, hes da one with da chainsaw hand! YAY!!"
Den Batmen and Ash walks down street and see's Batgrl and Robin! OH NO!
den batgrl throw hed at Ash who den knocked out!
"PIIKAAAAAAAAAAACHUUU!" is den heard and bolt of lighting hits Batgrl who den dies!
"PIKA PIKA!" den Rbin is killsed too!
den Batmen looks and sees little yellow muose thng
"Helloh littles yelllows muose! I Batmen, dat Ash!" batmen sez
Pikachu den sez, "Me Pikachu! me stopz all eval! me joins u!"
Den Ash gets up and all 3 chear!
den they all joump in Batscars 1972 POS Biuck, and dey drive off, den giants portals open and dey end up in Post-Apocolyptic worlds! OH NO!
Den Pikachu sez, "we save dey by re-estlishindsgs hoouman powre!"
Batmen den sez, "yes me agree, whats bout yous ash?
Ash den sez, "dat a good idea me thinks!"
dey den walk downs deserts covered roads untils they finds a buildings labeled GCPC! dey den go in and finds an old Gordian sitting at desk readsing reports.
"Gordian? Your still alives?" Batmen sez
Den Gordian sez, "Yes, dis is onlys 2 days laters, you travelleds, callifornia luannched nukes at da west coest, ands now we heres, all other houmans nows zombies, including mees." he den takes his cane from under da desk and swaps da yellows pikachu's.
pikachuu den knocked out, den Batmen take hihelander swords and swipes off Gordians head, den wins the prize! YAY.
Den da invenation sceene from da Eval Deds movies plays, but ash builds batsmen a power hihelanders sword, dat is like chainsaw!
den Batsmen and gang goes outsides and finds normoals humans, and startrs news worlds order! and dey live happillys ever afterz
but den, "Downs with America!" is herd, TXFFON IS BACK!
BATMEN MEATS EVAL DED III coming soon!