Betman meets Eval Ded III - Pikaschus too!
---- The Final Cut -----
Bye Mav and Amazing Colossal Puma Man
TXFFON-egotisticalwithmassivesuperioritycomplex say, "Me dilettante! You not wurthy to b in my presents! Me smart! S-M-R-T! Me bether than yuo! Me better than America! Me IQ iz 2,000,000,000! You idiotic moronic doods! All hoo disagree with me stoopid!"
TX tern back to normal wen she take pills but Ash thismember hir wit chainsaw!!!
Batsmen ansd Ash wauks downs stweet when dey see evil dedites dat looks like decaysed Rbin ands Batsgril
pikaschus sit on ash's sholder and den sez, "Pika! dey be eval Rbin and Batsgril still nots learnsed lesson!"
Rbin den sez, "Join us Batsmen Ash ands littles yellowsh muose!"
Batsmen den sez, "We neveer joins you! yous stupid!
Rbin den sez, "YOU DED FOO!"
Pikaschu den jump off Ash shoulder den bites Rbin's leg!
"Gets offs me stupids mosue!" Rbin showts!
Batsmen laugh den pull out Hihelandser sord ands chops offs Rbin's head, den batsgril!
then sooper cool plain fly from sky and the WING COMMANDER SQUAD sooperheroes come out! der Mav and Fighting-Falcon and ACPM and Extortionist and Vinman they all kowl! all peepole go to profesitr caben in woods!
at this time, eval unleashed onto world and only batsman and ash and WING COMMANDER SQUAD kan stop it, so they train by Yoda! "Strong in the Force our you, hmm?" they are cool Jedeye now and they gets lasersords! groovy say ash!
Den awl of WING COMMANDER SQUAD possesss by Kandarian deemins! "We will swollowe you're souls!" Ash you's chainsawe arm two decapitate them all and lok in baysment!
Batsmen give batarang to Ash and Ash tern arm into batarang lawncher. "Groovy!" say Ash.
Den apockoliptick sooper-evil force apeer and onyl batsmen and ash can sayve d-eh! It TXFFON!
"Pikachu!" say Batrsmen and he give him Batarang! "Use dis!" Pikachu kcik lot of but.
Butt untinkabull happens! WING COMMANDER SQUAD come back to lief as Deadites! Theb Bad Batman Ash come bak to lief! All seems lost!
But Tilur Derdin blow up cabin and everybody ded! For good.
Then Deth Star blow up Earth. Den sun go suopernova. Same wit all other stars in galaxy. Den entyer univers collapps on itself!
THE END FOR GOOD!
But den Ash wake up fwom slweep, it dreem! Kandarian deemins knocked him uncontious. Mav sez, "Yous okays Ash? You wants wonder drugz? day make yous super, like da Supers WC squads."
Den Ash sez, "No, drugs bad m'kay?" but den Mav sez, "Asprin bad? okays if you don'ts want it, buts its sciencesiftic facts that it lower hart attack!" den Ash sez, "Die." den Mav sez, "KNOW!" den Ash sez, "Okaies!"
Den evals dedites comes out. Mav uses supers powers and kills dedites bys lookings at dem.
Ash sez, "WOWIE!" den Mav grin. Batsmen walk in and dey all party, but den more dedites come!
The Amazing Colossal Puma Man flys around roome and throh needils at Deadites. Aztec guy sez, "You're hands our claws!" Puma then tear off Deadites heds!
Pikachu go to Matrix. "Pika know kung-foo!" Den he jump, paws in midair and kick deadites in hed!
Den Batsdmen sez, "Yous gets all fun!" den he frow batrangs ats pikachus and kil him!
Ash den say, "NO BATSMEN! PIKA FRIEND!"
Batsmen den shake head, he den see da Necronomican on tables, and points, "Looks Ash! it da Necronomican da only thing thats cans stops the eval dedites and etc!"
Ash grins and pix up book, "Whats I say?
Batsmen sez, "Vini vidi vici."
Ash den sez, "Okie dokie!"
He den say, "VINI VIDI VISA!" den cabin catches fire and burns to ground! Ashs ands batsmen run off with da book.
Dey den confronted bye Connor MyCloud who escape from Watcher prison aftur Kell and emmortil chain gang kill evybuddy dere. But Doncin kill Connor to gain hiz power like in new movie even dough it contradict the tv episode "Methos" were he refooze to do same ting. Den doncin kill deadites wit move he learn from Connor like he kill bad gye in knew movee!
but Pikachu revived bye Connor quickening. "Der can be onlee Pikachu!" he say and cill Donchin MyClod! Pika EVIL!!!
So den eval pika go get rvenge ons batsmen, "DERE ONLY MEE!!!!!" Sez Pika to batsmen
Batsmen looks at eval dedite pikaschu who chagring supers lightnsing spells. "PIKA-DIE!" sez pika to batsmen
and shocks batsmen (who die from dis) who turns into fine blacks powder, wit dat Pika die agains, and Ash stand alone shoked!
ash look at necrosminanca agin and dis time sez, "VIDI VINI VICI!" everything den appear to bes backs to norml ands all eval ded, den Ash ands Batsmen throw partyi! buts den Joel Sheitsmdfamerk walk in again, carry hed in bag! "YOUSA FAILS BATSMEN! ME WINS AGAIN! YOUS NEVERS ECAPE BAD LIGHTING ANDS SCRIPTS! YOU SUTPIDS! I WIN!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHA" but den Shietetamasker dye wens he finds outs dat Batsmen ded and no mores movies cans be amdes.
Den tyler durden kome out of Ash head and blow up world again!
NO ESCAPE FROM DIS DETH FOO'!
'cept Ash who wents in portal to prehistoriec times, cuz of shis basds spells castings!
den Clarks Grsiwlad fwom da nationla lampoons vacations moviesc walks in and sez, "squirels suck."
you ded now.
foo.
Hehehe, fooled you foo!
Now Ash and Clerk meet fred and barnee. and jay and silint bob teleport in becuz they cool. end robby da robot two! dey the THE NEW MAGNIFICENT SEVEN. dey get into sooper cool WING COMMANDER SQUAD plain powered by fred's too feet! Time too kill zombie dinosores! ands non-zombies squirels!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY
---- The Final Cut -----
Bye Mav and Amazing Colossal Puma Man
TXFFON-egotisticalwithmassivesuperioritycomplex say, "Me dilettante! You not wurthy to b in my presents! Me smart! S-M-R-T! Me bether than yuo! Me better than America! Me IQ iz 2,000,000,000! You idiotic moronic doods! All hoo disagree with me stoopid!"
TX tern back to normal wen she take pills but Ash thismember hir wit chainsaw!!!
Batsmen ansd Ash wauks downs stweet when dey see evil dedites dat looks like decaysed Rbin ands Batsgril
pikaschus sit on ash's sholder and den sez, "Pika! dey be eval Rbin and Batsgril still nots learnsed lesson!"
Rbin den sez, "Join us Batsmen Ash ands littles yellowsh muose!"
Batsmen den sez, "We neveer joins you! yous stupid!
Rbin den sez, "YOU DED FOO!"
Pikaschu den jump off Ash shoulder den bites Rbin's leg!
"Gets offs me stupids mosue!" Rbin showts!
Batsmen laugh den pull out Hihelandser sord ands chops offs Rbin's head, den batsgril!
then sooper cool plain fly from sky and the WING COMMANDER SQUAD sooperheroes come out! der Mav and Fighting-Falcon and ACPM and Extortionist and Vinman they all kowl! all peepole go to profesitr caben in woods!
at this time, eval unleashed onto world and only batsman and ash and WING COMMANDER SQUAD kan stop it, so they train by Yoda! "Strong in the Force our you, hmm?" they are cool Jedeye now and they gets lasersords! groovy say ash!
Den awl of WING COMMANDER SQUAD possesss by Kandarian deemins! "We will swollowe you're souls!" Ash you's chainsawe arm two decapitate them all and lok in baysment!
Batsmen give batarang to Ash and Ash tern arm into batarang lawncher. "Groovy!" say Ash.
Den apockoliptick sooper-evil force apeer and onyl batsmen and ash can sayve d-eh! It TXFFON!
"Pikachu!" say Batrsmen and he give him Batarang! "Use dis!" Pikachu kcik lot of but.
Butt untinkabull happens! WING COMMANDER SQUAD come back to lief as Deadites! Theb Bad Batman Ash come bak to lief! All seems lost!
But Tilur Derdin blow up cabin and everybody ded! For good.
Then Deth Star blow up Earth. Den sun go suopernova. Same wit all other stars in galaxy. Den entyer univers collapps on itself!
THE END FOR GOOD!
But den Ash wake up fwom slweep, it dreem! Kandarian deemins knocked him uncontious. Mav sez, "Yous okays Ash? You wants wonder drugz? day make yous super, like da Supers WC squads."
Den Ash sez, "No, drugs bad m'kay?" but den Mav sez, "Asprin bad? okays if you don'ts want it, buts its sciencesiftic facts that it lower hart attack!" den Ash sez, "Die." den Mav sez, "KNOW!" den Ash sez, "Okaies!"
Den evals dedites comes out. Mav uses supers powers and kills dedites bys lookings at dem.
Ash sez, "WOWIE!" den Mav grin. Batsmen walk in and dey all party, but den more dedites come!
The Amazing Colossal Puma Man flys around roome and throh needils at Deadites. Aztec guy sez, "You're hands our claws!" Puma then tear off Deadites heds!
Pikachu go to Matrix. "Pika know kung-foo!" Den he jump, paws in midair and kick deadites in hed!
Den Batsdmen sez, "Yous gets all fun!" den he frow batrangs ats pikachus and kil him!
Ash den say, "NO BATSMEN! PIKA FRIEND!"
Batsmen den shake head, he den see da Necronomican on tables, and points, "Looks Ash! it da Necronomican da only thing thats cans stops the eval dedites and etc!"
Ash grins and pix up book, "Whats I say?
Batsmen sez, "Vini vidi vici."
Ash den sez, "Okie dokie!"
He den say, "VINI VIDI VISA!" den cabin catches fire and burns to ground! Ashs ands batsmen run off with da book.
Dey den confronted bye Connor MyCloud who escape from Watcher prison aftur Kell and emmortil chain gang kill evybuddy dere. But Doncin kill Connor to gain hiz power like in new movie even dough it contradict the tv episode "Methos" were he refooze to do same ting. Den doncin kill deadites wit move he learn from Connor like he kill bad gye in knew movee!
but Pikachu revived bye Connor quickening. "Der can be onlee Pikachu!" he say and cill Donchin MyClod! Pika EVIL!!!
So den eval pika go get rvenge ons batsmen, "DERE ONLY MEE!!!!!" Sez Pika to batsmen
Batsmen looks at eval dedite pikaschu who chagring supers lightnsing spells. "PIKA-DIE!" sez pika to batsmen
and shocks batsmen (who die from dis) who turns into fine blacks powder, wit dat Pika die agains, and Ash stand alone shoked!
ash look at necrosminanca agin and dis time sez, "VIDI VINI VICI!" everything den appear to bes backs to norml ands all eval ded, den Ash ands Batsmen throw partyi! buts den Joel Sheitsmdfamerk walk in again, carry hed in bag! "YOUSA FAILS BATSMEN! ME WINS AGAIN! YOUS NEVERS ECAPE BAD LIGHTING ANDS SCRIPTS! YOU SUTPIDS! I WIN!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHA" but den Shietetamasker dye wens he finds outs dat Batsmen ded and no mores movies cans be amdes.
Den tyler durden kome out of Ash head and blow up world again!
NO ESCAPE FROM DIS DETH FOO'!
'cept Ash who wents in portal to prehistoriec times, cuz of shis basds spells castings!
den Clarks Grsiwlad fwom da nationla lampoons vacations moviesc walks in and sez, "squirels suck."
you ded now.
foo.
Hehehe, fooled you foo!
Now Ash and Clerk meet fred and barnee. and jay and silint bob teleport in becuz they cool. end robby da robot two! dey the THE NEW MAGNIFICENT SEVEN. dey get into sooper cool WING COMMANDER SQUAD plain powered by fred's too feet! Time too kill zombie dinosores! ands non-zombies squirels!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY