Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
And all the Turks say that I'm a pretty fly for a bald guy!
Gya Kya Gya Kya Gya Gya KYA!
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't loud
But he does it anyways
He may not have a gun
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in a file
So don't debate, a killer straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna shave the head, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't drink, just drink it anyway
At least you'll know you can always go in ShinRa HQ
The world need's assassins
So do that silent thing
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
And all the Turks say that I'm a pretty fly for a bald guy!
He needs some cool flights
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have ice cubes
So he stole banana slice
Now cruising into the bars, he sees drunks as he pass
But if they look twice
He's gonna kick their lily ass
Now he's getting his head shaved
He's gettin' it done
He asked for a Mohawk, but they made a bald one
Friends say he's talking too little
And he's not quite cool
But in his own mind
What's this stupid trip?
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
And all the Turks say that I'm a pretty fly for a bald guy!
So don't debate, a Turkey straight
You know he really doesn't talk it anyway
He's gonna drink the beer, and keep it cool
For this yes way, for this yes way
So if you don't talk, just pretend you do anyway
At least you'll know you can always go to ShinRa HQ
The world needs silent Turks
The world loves silent Turks
So let's get some more silent Turk's
And do that silent thing!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
And all the Turks say that I'm a pretty fly for a bald guy!
Gya Kya Gya Kya Gya Gya KYA!
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't loud
But he does it anyways
He may not have a gun
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in a file
So don't debate, a killer straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna shave the head, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't drink, just drink it anyway
At least you'll know you can always go in ShinRa HQ
The world need's assassins
So do that silent thing
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
And all the Turks say that I'm a pretty fly for a bald guy!
He needs some cool flights
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have ice cubes
So he stole banana slice
Now cruising into the bars, he sees drunks as he pass
But if they look twice
He's gonna kick their lily ass
Now he's getting his head shaved
He's gettin' it done
He asked for a Mohawk, but they made a bald one
Friends say he's talking too little
And he's not quite cool
But in his own mind
What's this stupid trip?
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
Give it to them, Baldy!
...! ...! ...!
And all the Turks say that I'm a pretty fly for a bald guy!
So don't debate, a Turkey straight
You know he really doesn't talk it anyway
He's gonna drink the beer, and keep it cool
For this yes way, for this yes way
So if you don't talk, just pretend you do anyway
At least you'll know you can always go to ShinRa HQ
The world needs silent Turks
The world loves silent Turks
So let's get some more silent Turk's
And do that silent thing!