BATSMEN: EVAL DED - THE PREEKWELL!
Ash walk down eile in S-mart. He say "Shop smart shop smart," he says! Another demin do possess costomer and Ash kick it ass! He grabs boomstick and kill it! "Groovy you ded now! Shop smart, shop s-MART!"
Bruce Wayne in wimen's clothign section of S-Mart. Buying new tights he is. "Wile I'm here, I pick up new rock decoration for batcave." he thinks.
"Excusre me," Bruce say to guy who work their. "Wear can I find decoartions?"
"Go to housewheres. Ash help you." So Bruce go to that eile. Ash there fight demon and Bruce take bat-shotgun out of pocket and kill demon.
"Uh oh" say Batman since Ash now no secret identify! "My secret out! We partners now?"
Ash say groovy!
Batman den walk down street with Ash, dey run into BATGIRL AND ROBIN! "Hellos Robins I'ms Batsmen." Batmen say.
"Holy bad actsing Batman! dat Ash from that movie about zombies!" Robin sez.
Ash den say, "One more peep outta you birds boy I shove rock up your *@$*@$%%#%*#%$@*%#$()^$@#*!@&!@$(#&%@$%&(@$&$(%&@$&(%@#!@!!!@$#$$#!!!"
Robn den beg forgiveness.
PIKA!
They den walk to batscave where Batmen put down rock decoration next to giants dinosaurs and coin.
Alfreds den walk in, "Master Bruce, I'vee seem to drink all of your alocholic bevreages."
Batsmen den say, "Oh No! Nows I can't get drunk with Michelle Phieffer on couch whiles watching Penguin
tree lightsing ceremonie!"
Alfreds den pass out and start drooling.
Batmen den sez, "We needs to gets him drinkings coff syrup n'stead!" Batsgirl and Rbin nod in agerement.
Ash den point ats TV on computer, "Looks! its Emperor Jokers! he is battlings Luke Blairhamil!"
Dey all say OH NO!
Dey all den run to speciallys markesd vehicles.
"Whys canst I haves a car?! Guys dig the car!" Rbin sez, "Err..I mean chicsk nots guys!"
Batsmen ands Ash laguhs as Rbin spills his secrets.
Den Rbin sez, "Its not me fault! Batsmen dressesd me in tites!"
Ash jump in da Chanesaw mobiles, Batsmen in da 1972 Fords POS! ands Rbin in his stupid red motercicle.
Dey all drive to church wheres Blairhamils ands Jokers are phighting.
"Hellos Lukes Blairshamil ands Emperors Joker! I'ms Batsman!"
Jokers laff and chops off Blairhamils hed, Rbin den run over ands starts crying over the deth!
Batsmen den pulls supers magics supers pushing machines out of his yelllows belts and uses it on Joker!
Jokers land on ground and die.
Dey all go homes in dere specially marksed vehicles, and sees Alfreds talking to youngs once attractives females whos now fats and uglys.
Bruce say, "Hellos I'ms Batsm...err Bruces Waynes!"
Den young onces attractives females whos now fats and uglys sez, "Hellos I'm Barbara Wilson/Pennyworths/Gordon. Nices to meets you Batsm...err Bruces Waynes!"
Den Bruces sez, "Alfreds watch hers while I goes to the secrets cave!"
Alfred sez, "Okay!"
when Bruces runs off, Alfreds sez, "I'll tells you wheres the batsmen is, ands who he is, if yous get me a 12 packs Barbara!"
Barbaras sez, "Okies!" den runs off ands comes back withs 12 packs of beer!
Alfreds sez, "Okies, open dat doors over dere and goes down the steps and you at cave! ands Bruce Waynes is Batsmen."
Barbaras runs off and goes down to see stuf. "Hellos Barbaras! dis is Alfred, I recordered a wav files whens i drunk, so i makes you madonna likes outfit! nows you Batsgril!"
Meenwhiles...
Ash goes to da Waynes Studie, ands finds necronomicans, he reeds, "Yippi-Ki-yay! **#$)#%*@##)%@#*^)%@$*%^#$)^*#)^*#$)^@)!$%&%!!!!!*##*$*(!" den eval ded come! OH KNOW!
He den run away and tells his mommy, who den come in and fix problmes!
He chears!
Den Bobs Kane walks in, "Wear is he!?"
Ash sez, "Who?"
Bobs sez, "Joel Shumafehdekcker!"
Ash sez, "Who dat?"
Bobs sez, "HE RUNE MY STORIES!!! I BOUGHT SUPERS WEAPONS OF DSESTRUCTION TO TEACH HIM!"
Ash sez, "Ohs.. well not seens him.."
Bobs sez, "Okie.. I find hims anyways."
Bobs Kane den run aways with supers weapons fo destrtruction.
Ash den meet ups with Batsmen who is nows depressesd.
Ash ask, "What wrong Batsmen?"
Batman say, "...Alfred stoles one of mys costumes and..changed it, so now dere is a females batman! DAT ALL WRONG!
Ash say, "dat is rpboably why day call her Batgirl not Batman. FOO!"
Batman say, "OH!" den is happys agin.
Den Batsmen say, "I solds giants Dinosaur in cave, so nows i have gas fors the batsmobile, ands i know this cools cabin far away..so I goes on vacation!"
Den batsgrl ands Rbin walks in, "WE GOTO!!!!!!!" den ash say, "Me as well.. S-Mart can waits a few days."
day all cheer ands runs to 1972 buicks POS.
...............................We all know what happens next.
Ash walk down eile in S-mart. He say "Shop smart shop smart," he says! Another demin do possess costomer and Ash kick it ass! He grabs boomstick and kill it! "Groovy you ded now! Shop smart, shop s-MART!"
Bruce Wayne in wimen's clothign section of S-Mart. Buying new tights he is. "Wile I'm here, I pick up new rock decoration for batcave." he thinks.
"Excusre me," Bruce say to guy who work their. "Wear can I find decoartions?"
"Go to housewheres. Ash help you." So Bruce go to that eile. Ash there fight demon and Bruce take bat-shotgun out of pocket and kill demon.
"Uh oh" say Batman since Ash now no secret identify! "My secret out! We partners now?"
Ash say groovy!
Batman den walk down street with Ash, dey run into BATGIRL AND ROBIN! "Hellos Robins I'ms Batsmen." Batmen say.
"Holy bad actsing Batman! dat Ash from that movie about zombies!" Robin sez.
Ash den say, "One more peep outta you birds boy I shove rock up your *@$*@$%%#%*#%$@*%#$()^$@#*!@&!@$(#&%@$%&(@$&$(%&@$&(%@#!@!!!@$#$$#!!!"
Robn den beg forgiveness.
PIKA!
They den walk to batscave where Batmen put down rock decoration next to giants dinosaurs and coin.
Alfreds den walk in, "Master Bruce, I'vee seem to drink all of your alocholic bevreages."
Batsmen den say, "Oh No! Nows I can't get drunk with Michelle Phieffer on couch whiles watching Penguin
tree lightsing ceremonie!"
Alfreds den pass out and start drooling.
Batmen den sez, "We needs to gets him drinkings coff syrup n'stead!" Batsgirl and Rbin nod in agerement.
Ash den point ats TV on computer, "Looks! its Emperor Jokers! he is battlings Luke Blairhamil!"
Dey all say OH NO!
Dey all den run to speciallys markesd vehicles.
"Whys canst I haves a car?! Guys dig the car!" Rbin sez, "Err..I mean chicsk nots guys!"
Batsmen ands Ash laguhs as Rbin spills his secrets.
Den Rbin sez, "Its not me fault! Batsmen dressesd me in tites!"
Ash jump in da Chanesaw mobiles, Batsmen in da 1972 Fords POS! ands Rbin in his stupid red motercicle.
Dey all drive to church wheres Blairhamils ands Jokers are phighting.
"Hellos Lukes Blairshamil ands Emperors Joker! I'ms Batsman!"
Jokers laff and chops off Blairhamils hed, Rbin den run over ands starts crying over the deth!
Batsmen den pulls supers magics supers pushing machines out of his yelllows belts and uses it on Joker!
Jokers land on ground and die.
Dey all go homes in dere specially marksed vehicles, and sees Alfreds talking to youngs once attractives females whos now fats and uglys.
Bruce say, "Hellos I'ms Batsm...err Bruces Waynes!"
Den young onces attractives females whos now fats and uglys sez, "Hellos I'm Barbara Wilson/Pennyworths/Gordon. Nices to meets you Batsm...err Bruces Waynes!"
Den Bruces sez, "Alfreds watch hers while I goes to the secrets cave!"
Alfred sez, "Okay!"
when Bruces runs off, Alfreds sez, "I'll tells you wheres the batsmen is, ands who he is, if yous get me a 12 packs Barbara!"
Barbaras sez, "Okies!" den runs off ands comes back withs 12 packs of beer!
Alfreds sez, "Okies, open dat doors over dere and goes down the steps and you at cave! ands Bruce Waynes is Batsmen."
Barbaras runs off and goes down to see stuf. "Hellos Barbaras! dis is Alfred, I recordered a wav files whens i drunk, so i makes you madonna likes outfit! nows you Batsgril!"
Meenwhiles...
Ash goes to da Waynes Studie, ands finds necronomicans, he reeds, "Yippi-Ki-yay! **#$)#%*@##)%@#*^)%@$*%^#$)^*#)^*#$)^@)!$%&%!!!!!*##*$*(!" den eval ded come! OH KNOW!
He den run away and tells his mommy, who den come in and fix problmes!
He chears!
Den Bobs Kane walks in, "Wear is he!?"
Ash sez, "Who?"
Bobs sez, "Joel Shumafehdekcker!"
Ash sez, "Who dat?"
Bobs sez, "HE RUNE MY STORIES!!! I BOUGHT SUPERS WEAPONS OF DSESTRUCTION TO TEACH HIM!"
Ash sez, "Ohs.. well not seens him.."
Bobs sez, "Okie.. I find hims anyways."
Bobs Kane den run aways with supers weapons fo destrtruction.
Ash den meet ups with Batsmen who is nows depressesd.
Ash ask, "What wrong Batsmen?"
Batman say, "...Alfred stoles one of mys costumes and..changed it, so now dere is a females batman! DAT ALL WRONG!
Ash say, "dat is rpboably why day call her Batgirl not Batman. FOO!"
Batman say, "OH!" den is happys agin.
Den Batsmen say, "I solds giants Dinosaur in cave, so nows i have gas fors the batsmobile, ands i know this cools cabin far away..so I goes on vacation!"
Den batsgrl ands Rbin walks in, "WE GOTO!!!!!!!" den ash say, "Me as well.. S-Mart can waits a few days."
day all cheer ands runs to 1972 buicks POS.
...............................We all know what happens next.