BATSMEN EVAL DED! BEYOND!
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Ash wake up and look around, he see lot of ugly hairy men in flindstone outfit! He ask, "Whos you!?" dey sey, "We cavemen! You come to prehistoryic times!"
Ash eyes go wide he say, "where is da new magnifichent seven?!" den ugly hairy men d00d sez, "dey all died so we ate dem!" den other ugly hairy d00d sez,
"Da Great Gazoo will sees you nows footure mans!" Ash den walk in straneg cave and see DA GREAT GAZOO!
"i am da great gazoo! yous travell from footure, I sends yous back cuz you too stoopid to servive on yer own! "Before i send u to after now time,
I give you dark and eval book - Weres Waldo!" Ash look at book and see Waldo on furst page, "Found him..no wait dat is da dog!"
Den Gazoo sez, "It incked in blood and bownd in flesh!" Ash no pay attention and den DA GREAT GAZOO opun portol to after now time! Ash walk in and pop out rite
infrunt of BATSMEN! who look ded.
"Pikashchu killsd batsmen that evil littles yelloshw moues!" Ash den run upto Batsmen who stil alive! Batsmen open yellowsh belt and pull out Aul
beter pill and he okay!
You got two bye them all!" Zomby-Pikachu back!
"Knot this time stoopid littal mousey thing!!!" say Ash. "I send you to futer!" Ash tayke out Where's Waldo and find waldo in too ours!
Knew time portal open and Pikachu fly thru. Den Ash and Batsmen fly threw so do Timmay Drake Robin Grayson person and ras al ghoul guy dude!
Were we BE??? ask Batrsmen. We in Batsmen Beeyond!!!
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Teri Miginiz fly in Gothem Sitee fiting Jokerz and Ridlerz and too-facez. Then Ash and Batsmen fly thru portal and land on top of Batsmen Beeyond.
They all fall tward ground!!!
Den Teri usee sooper armor batsmen suit to throw batsmen and ash offs him he den say, "I'm Batsmen! Who are yous?!" dey looks at each other den
Batsmen sez, "I'm Batsmen! U IMPOSTER WANNA BE! YOU WORK WITH JOEL SHEUTSGMSAKER!" Den Ash sez, "Brings it on!"
Den stupids Teri sez, "No!! Joel Shuedsigfsamkwera waas nots involved in my Batsmen movie! I lucky foo." Dens Jokerz and Ridlerz attack
Batsmen Beeyond ands Batsmen ands Ash help him cuz he stoopid. Den Jokerz sez, "Ims Emperor Jokerz! Feal da force Batsmens ands Ash!"
he den use magical move ands den Ash turn into ice! Batsmen yell, "No!! Not Ice Ash Round 2!" Batsmen pull out glow rod sord and cut off Jokerz hed!
"DATS FOR KILLINGS LUKE BLAIRSHAMIL!" Den Batsmen get da quickening and lighting surrounds him and he fly in air for moment! Den Ridlerz leader pull
out glow rod sord and sez, "DERE BE ONLY ONES BATSMEN!" den Speeds Racer pull up in superz jet car and grabs Batsmen ands Ash and drives off!
Batsmen lookz at Speed Racer, "Speedy! you all old like old man now!" den Speeds Racer sez, "Yes I age after 40 years! buts I got sooper cars now!
I takes you to da new Y2k compliants batscave dat is in secretz hiding place!
Batsmen, Ash ands Speeds Racer gets out of sooper jets car, and looks at batscave. Dey all amazed as Alfred walks in!
"Alfreds! Yous alive! How?! dat impossible!" den Alfreds sez, "Yes I alive! my bloods turned into alcohol and it run me likes car!" Den Alfreds drink
coff syrup.
Batsmen den looks at Al and sez, "who is dat stoopids batsmen out dere?" Al finishes off coff syrup and sez, "He is Teri Miginiz! he stoles bats computer
hard drives, when i was passed out drunk on couch, he use it to makes suit! and now he's Batsmen Beeyond and he sez dat you stoopid!"
Den Eval dedites come in to cavee from nowhere! den Ash like, "I can't move Batsmen! you have to stops them yerself!" but den Batsmen realize dat he don'ts
know how to kills dedites den he get beatens up, and den Alfred take outs su0pers lasers guns from Batsmen Forever and Batsmen and Rbin and shoot dedites but
den dedite sez, "YOUS WILL NEVER FIND DA NECRONOMICRON!" and rips out ALfreds hart! den Alfred die and Batsmen get gun and kill dedite! Den Ash take carrot nose
since he frozen snowman thing and poke dedite eye out and kill them! but befores da dedites die one bite Batsmen and he turn into evil vampires!
Ash den sez, "oh know!" but Batsmen is like, "Wha? ims still da same just gots pointy teeth!" Den Buffy da VAmpire slayers walks in who looks like
Sarah Michelle Gellar, she takes out pointy stick, "YOU STOOPID VAMPIRE! I KILL VAMPIRE CUZ I VAMPIRE HUNTER NOWS YOU DIE VAMPIRE BATSMEN!" den Batsmen like
"You stoopid. I crime fighter soopre hero! you have no chance aganst me!" den Batsmen flick finger and SMG look alike die. Den batsmen take out all better pill
and swallow it he all better now! no more vampire!
Den Batsmen and Ash look around cave and see dere old friend Foxhound! "Hellos Foxhounds! I'ms Batsmen!" Foxhound nod, "Hello!" Den Fox sez, "Batsmen,
I tolds Batsmen Beeyond where u are now cuz i'm a double crossing $%*#$*(!!$%#%&#!!!!!" Batsmen cry, "I thought we were friends Foxhound! why you double cross me?"
den Foxhound sez, "Cuz i'm a jerk." den Batsmen sez, "Dis remind me of da time he turned on his friends Mav_^ and KA!" Ash den pull out chainsaw and lop off Fox's head
den he get the quickening! But den all of a sudden Batsmen Beeyond jump in and start attackings past Batsmen, "No! his soot is 5000 billions times stronger den me!
AHHHHH." Den Speedy run up and grab Batsmen and Ash and dey escape in sooper jet car agan!
Ash and Batsmen in Batcave wen Teri McNugget come in. "ME BATSMEN BEEYOND!" sexz Terri. He shoot reel Batsmen den attack Ash. Den Ash shoot icycle ffrom his hand lik in Jack Frost movee and it go thru Batsbeeyond chest and Ash take carrot nose and poke out I's and Teri die. NOW BATSMEN IS ONLY BATSMEN!!!
"Satursday... 3 36 AM.... Gordon flashd da Batseagnal ands i'vee been ordereds to investigates a domestics dis...dis..disturbulation." Sez Batsmen into
passenger seats camera. Batsmen gets out of 1972 POS Buekc and walks up to CAtwumans howse. He nock on door, Catswuman answers, "Batsmen! Lion-O cause problem,
he take shirts off, he scary luoking!"
Batsmen nod, "Dont worry mam! I'm Batsmne! I save day!" he walk in and pull club from yellows belt! He start beating Lion-O over hed with club,
"YOU UNDER ARREST!" Batsmen den beat Lion-O till he dye! den he put handcuff on him and throw him in back of Buick! he get in car and start
talking to da camera, "Its dese...Domeastic..Dis....dis..Disformulimulicated, dat realy get on my nerve! but it all in day work!" he start car and dwive off.
Batsmen put rokits on his '83 Delta Ford Buick POS and he fly around city. DEn he meat Harysin Ford who say "Dis Batsmen Beeyond look like Blade Runner!!" He try to fite Batsmen but bat run away. Den Ridpley Scot come and say "You robot!" Harsen say 'No I knot!" Den Scot send Maximus to deactivatr him! Den Rusle Crow say groovy Ash one liner and dey both go away.
Den Ash pull out Wheres Waldo and sez, "I send eval back nows! I figured out words me thinks!" den Batsmen shouts NOO!!!! but den it too late!! "Klato Verata nicto!" and Ash ands batsmen get sucked
in portal and land infront of Grate Gazoo!
Da grate Gazoo look at Ash, "dino-dung eating fool! Thou hast doomed us. When thou misspoked da words the Army of the Dead was awoke!"
"Oh know! Primitive screwhed round 2!" Ash sez and look at Gazoo, "Wells sends us back not r problem!"
Gazoo look at Ash, "Da passage is useless as long as da eval dead walk! Dey have desire for dis book! and dey shall come here to get it!
once in dere possession da eval shall rule da Earth for thousand years! Becuz of yous Ash we all die idiot. Batsmen look at Gazoo, "Wells Gazoo
what do we do?"
Gazoo look at Batsmen hopin he smarty man. "You must find 'Where be Waldo now!' da seekwell to Where Waldo! dat is da only way we can sends u to yer time!"
den Arthur, who everyone wonder if he king or someding. he sez, "Da Eval gather in da forest outside da castle!" den Ash sez, "Groovy. Let go Batsmen..
I wanna go home." den Gazoo look over, "No Ash! you no go back till we get Where be Waldo now! ands you deefeet army of darkness!"
Ash sez, "Bring it on!" and den walk into shed behind castle. He den take chanesaw and cut off Batsmen hand, he sez gwoovy! den he put chanesaw on batsmen hand
den dey become..... DA CHANESAW TWINS! den Batsmen and Ash jump on dere mules and dey ride off to get da seekwell to where be waldo! but run into that sooper fast
moving camera thingy! and it chase dem into old windmill and dey take deep breath.
den Ash look in mirror and den Batsmen Beeyond jump out and tackle Ash and use sooper attack on him! Ash den take his carrot nose and poke him in eye!
undead Batsmen Beeyond cry, den Batsmen come behind him with his chanesaw and cut hed off den dey bury him.. Ash sez, "Hey..whats dat on yer face?" and den
throw dirt on him!" den dey jump on mules and hed to da CASTLE OF SECRETS! and dey walks in and see da Riddlerz!
"Riddle me dis, riddle me dat.. Who be batsmen?!" da leeder sez, den his men grabs him and rip off Batsmen mask! Reveeling BRUCEY WAYNE! dey all drop
mouth in shock. DEn Cristofer Walkin come in and sez "Brooce Wane? What hell you dres up like Batsmren for?" Ash den take shotgun and shoot him ded and sez
"Cuz he is batsmen foo. Yous be ded now."
everyone laff. Den Ash ands Brucey Wayne take on Riddlers with boomstick ands chanesaw! den dey go upstares and see "WHERE BE WALDO DA SEEKWELL" den Batsmen
pick up book.."oh yes..Gaz00 sed dat we must speek werd to get it to work, he sed you sed da word before in previous movie so yous know what to sez!" and hands
Where be waldo nows to Ash. Ash grunt and uh look scared den he sez...uh.."Klato..Verta.. Nic..." and start coffing.. den da eval surround dem! and dey
Arthur and his so0per knite sqad run in and dey kill deadites. Den Ash ands Batsmen jump on mule and dey ride to castle and perpare fors battle! Ash deecide
to fix up batsmobile dat went in time with dem. and he had giant chanesaw and den batsmen give all better pill to Ash and he no longer snowy! Den it happen
da deadite attack castle! and all knite go fight dem and Ash run up and chop 'em up ands batsmen do same. Den after 945395934573457934795349634796347262
deadite kill.. Rha's al Gool come in he all cool and eval lookin' he sez, "You shall never go back in time Batsmen ands Ash!" den he pulls out dooble
blades chainsaw likes in Epesode 1! he fite batsmen ands ash den Batsmen cut off his hed and he get da quickening again. "Dat was eazy." sez Ash.
Buts den OH NO! da ground starts shaking, and den the creepy voice start, "SUBCREATURES! RAHS AL GOO THE GOO,
Rahs Al Goo THE DESTRUCTOR, VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. CHOOSE AND PERISH. Den Ash, "Choose, eh I'll takes
Supersman for 800."
Batsmen den Smack Ash, "IDIOT! NOW HE KILL US! WITH SOOPERMAN!"
Den Soopermans Fly in! "Ah shit." Ash sez but den he pull out krpyotnian layerd Chanesaw and c ut off soopers head! den dey rejoice!
Den dey Gaz00 sez to Batsmen, "okaies! you fogt eval off so you go home!" so he sez magic werds den dey drink da potion
and dey wake up in normal times!
den it cuts to S-Mart..
"b4 we wents back doh...dey beggsd us to be Emperors..but we sed no, and den we went back.." sez Ash, den he walks to back of
store where really hot bad actsing chick sez, "I thot dat story was cute." den Ash sez, "yes i know.. dats cuz it true!"
den eval dedite woman jumps out! Den Ash run away! Den Batsmen crash in from skywindow! Den dey do macarena! den ash runs back and shoot
zombie lady! den dey stop dancing den Ash sez..
"Sur.. I coulda stayed in da past.. Coulds have even been empror! but in me own ways I'm emprer! Hail to da emperor baby!" den he kiss dead dedite
instead of chick.
PIKA!
Da End --- Or is it?!
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Ash wake up and look around, he see lot of ugly hairy men in flindstone outfit! He ask, "Whos you!?" dey sey, "We cavemen! You come to prehistoryic times!"
Ash eyes go wide he say, "where is da new magnifichent seven?!" den ugly hairy men d00d sez, "dey all died so we ate dem!" den other ugly hairy d00d sez,
"Da Great Gazoo will sees you nows footure mans!" Ash den walk in straneg cave and see DA GREAT GAZOO!
"i am da great gazoo! yous travell from footure, I sends yous back cuz you too stoopid to servive on yer own! "Before i send u to after now time,
I give you dark and eval book - Weres Waldo!" Ash look at book and see Waldo on furst page, "Found him..no wait dat is da dog!"
Den Gazoo sez, "It incked in blood and bownd in flesh!" Ash no pay attention and den DA GREAT GAZOO opun portol to after now time! Ash walk in and pop out rite
infrunt of BATSMEN! who look ded.
"Pikashchu killsd batsmen that evil littles yelloshw moues!" Ash den run upto Batsmen who stil alive! Batsmen open yellowsh belt and pull out Aul
beter pill and he okay!
You got two bye them all!" Zomby-Pikachu back!
"Knot this time stoopid littal mousey thing!!!" say Ash. "I send you to futer!" Ash tayke out Where's Waldo and find waldo in too ours!
Knew time portal open and Pikachu fly thru. Den Ash and Batsmen fly threw so do Timmay Drake Robin Grayson person and ras al ghoul guy dude!
Were we BE??? ask Batrsmen. We in Batsmen Beeyond!!!
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Teri Miginiz fly in Gothem Sitee fiting Jokerz and Ridlerz and too-facez. Then Ash and Batsmen fly thru portal and land on top of Batsmen Beeyond.
They all fall tward ground!!!
Den Teri usee sooper armor batsmen suit to throw batsmen and ash offs him he den say, "I'm Batsmen! Who are yous?!" dey looks at each other den
Batsmen sez, "I'm Batsmen! U IMPOSTER WANNA BE! YOU WORK WITH JOEL SHEUTSGMSAKER!" Den Ash sez, "Brings it on!"
Den stupids Teri sez, "No!! Joel Shuedsigfsamkwera waas nots involved in my Batsmen movie! I lucky foo." Dens Jokerz and Ridlerz attack
Batsmen Beeyond ands Batsmen ands Ash help him cuz he stoopid. Den Jokerz sez, "Ims Emperor Jokerz! Feal da force Batsmens ands Ash!"
he den use magical move ands den Ash turn into ice! Batsmen yell, "No!! Not Ice Ash Round 2!" Batsmen pull out glow rod sord and cut off Jokerz hed!
"DATS FOR KILLINGS LUKE BLAIRSHAMIL!" Den Batsmen get da quickening and lighting surrounds him and he fly in air for moment! Den Ridlerz leader pull
out glow rod sord and sez, "DERE BE ONLY ONES BATSMEN!" den Speeds Racer pull up in superz jet car and grabs Batsmen ands Ash and drives off!
Batsmen lookz at Speed Racer, "Speedy! you all old like old man now!" den Speeds Racer sez, "Yes I age after 40 years! buts I got sooper cars now!
I takes you to da new Y2k compliants batscave dat is in secretz hiding place!
Batsmen, Ash ands Speeds Racer gets out of sooper jets car, and looks at batscave. Dey all amazed as Alfred walks in!
"Alfreds! Yous alive! How?! dat impossible!" den Alfreds sez, "Yes I alive! my bloods turned into alcohol and it run me likes car!" Den Alfreds drink
coff syrup.
Batsmen den looks at Al and sez, "who is dat stoopids batsmen out dere?" Al finishes off coff syrup and sez, "He is Teri Miginiz! he stoles bats computer
hard drives, when i was passed out drunk on couch, he use it to makes suit! and now he's Batsmen Beeyond and he sez dat you stoopid!"
Den Eval dedites come in to cavee from nowhere! den Ash like, "I can't move Batsmen! you have to stops them yerself!" but den Batsmen realize dat he don'ts
know how to kills dedites den he get beatens up, and den Alfred take outs su0pers lasers guns from Batsmen Forever and Batsmen and Rbin and shoot dedites but
den dedite sez, "YOUS WILL NEVER FIND DA NECRONOMICRON!" and rips out ALfreds hart! den Alfred die and Batsmen get gun and kill dedite! Den Ash take carrot nose
since he frozen snowman thing and poke dedite eye out and kill them! but befores da dedites die one bite Batsmen and he turn into evil vampires!
Ash den sez, "oh know!" but Batsmen is like, "Wha? ims still da same just gots pointy teeth!" Den Buffy da VAmpire slayers walks in who looks like
Sarah Michelle Gellar, she takes out pointy stick, "YOU STOOPID VAMPIRE! I KILL VAMPIRE CUZ I VAMPIRE HUNTER NOWS YOU DIE VAMPIRE BATSMEN!" den Batsmen like
"You stoopid. I crime fighter soopre hero! you have no chance aganst me!" den Batsmen flick finger and SMG look alike die. Den batsmen take out all better pill
and swallow it he all better now! no more vampire!
Den Batsmen and Ash look around cave and see dere old friend Foxhound! "Hellos Foxhounds! I'ms Batsmen!" Foxhound nod, "Hello!" Den Fox sez, "Batsmen,
I tolds Batsmen Beeyond where u are now cuz i'm a double crossing $%*#$*(!!$%#%&#!!!!!" Batsmen cry, "I thought we were friends Foxhound! why you double cross me?"
den Foxhound sez, "Cuz i'm a jerk." den Batsmen sez, "Dis remind me of da time he turned on his friends Mav_^ and KA!" Ash den pull out chainsaw and lop off Fox's head
den he get the quickening! But den all of a sudden Batsmen Beeyond jump in and start attackings past Batsmen, "No! his soot is 5000 billions times stronger den me!
AHHHHH." Den Speedy run up and grab Batsmen and Ash and dey escape in sooper jet car agan!
Ash and Batsmen in Batcave wen Teri McNugget come in. "ME BATSMEN BEEYOND!" sexz Terri. He shoot reel Batsmen den attack Ash. Den Ash shoot icycle ffrom his hand lik in Jack Frost movee and it go thru Batsbeeyond chest and Ash take carrot nose and poke out I's and Teri die. NOW BATSMEN IS ONLY BATSMEN!!!
"Satursday... 3 36 AM.... Gordon flashd da Batseagnal ands i'vee been ordereds to investigates a domestics dis...dis..disturbulation." Sez Batsmen into
passenger seats camera. Batsmen gets out of 1972 POS Buekc and walks up to CAtwumans howse. He nock on door, Catswuman answers, "Batsmen! Lion-O cause problem,
he take shirts off, he scary luoking!"
Batsmen nod, "Dont worry mam! I'm Batsmne! I save day!" he walk in and pull club from yellows belt! He start beating Lion-O over hed with club,
"YOU UNDER ARREST!" Batsmen den beat Lion-O till he dye! den he put handcuff on him and throw him in back of Buick! he get in car and start
talking to da camera, "Its dese...Domeastic..Dis....dis..Disformulimulicated, dat realy get on my nerve! but it all in day work!" he start car and dwive off.
Batsmen put rokits on his '83 Delta Ford Buick POS and he fly around city. DEn he meat Harysin Ford who say "Dis Batsmen Beeyond look like Blade Runner!!" He try to fite Batsmen but bat run away. Den Ridpley Scot come and say "You robot!" Harsen say 'No I knot!" Den Scot send Maximus to deactivatr him! Den Rusle Crow say groovy Ash one liner and dey both go away.
Den Ash pull out Wheres Waldo and sez, "I send eval back nows! I figured out words me thinks!" den Batsmen shouts NOO!!!! but den it too late!! "Klato Verata nicto!" and Ash ands batsmen get sucked
in portal and land infront of Grate Gazoo!
Da grate Gazoo look at Ash, "dino-dung eating fool! Thou hast doomed us. When thou misspoked da words the Army of the Dead was awoke!"
"Oh know! Primitive screwhed round 2!" Ash sez and look at Gazoo, "Wells sends us back not r problem!"
Gazoo look at Ash, "Da passage is useless as long as da eval dead walk! Dey have desire for dis book! and dey shall come here to get it!
once in dere possession da eval shall rule da Earth for thousand years! Becuz of yous Ash we all die idiot. Batsmen look at Gazoo, "Wells Gazoo
what do we do?"
Gazoo look at Batsmen hopin he smarty man. "You must find 'Where be Waldo now!' da seekwell to Where Waldo! dat is da only way we can sends u to yer time!"
den Arthur, who everyone wonder if he king or someding. he sez, "Da Eval gather in da forest outside da castle!" den Ash sez, "Groovy. Let go Batsmen..
I wanna go home." den Gazoo look over, "No Ash! you no go back till we get Where be Waldo now! ands you deefeet army of darkness!"
Ash sez, "Bring it on!" and den walk into shed behind castle. He den take chanesaw and cut off Batsmen hand, he sez gwoovy! den he put chanesaw on batsmen hand
den dey become..... DA CHANESAW TWINS! den Batsmen and Ash jump on dere mules and dey ride off to get da seekwell to where be waldo! but run into that sooper fast
moving camera thingy! and it chase dem into old windmill and dey take deep breath.
den Ash look in mirror and den Batsmen Beeyond jump out and tackle Ash and use sooper attack on him! Ash den take his carrot nose and poke him in eye!
undead Batsmen Beeyond cry, den Batsmen come behind him with his chanesaw and cut hed off den dey bury him.. Ash sez, "Hey..whats dat on yer face?" and den
throw dirt on him!" den dey jump on mules and hed to da CASTLE OF SECRETS! and dey walks in and see da Riddlerz!
"Riddle me dis, riddle me dat.. Who be batsmen?!" da leeder sez, den his men grabs him and rip off Batsmen mask! Reveeling BRUCEY WAYNE! dey all drop
mouth in shock. DEn Cristofer Walkin come in and sez "Brooce Wane? What hell you dres up like Batsmren for?" Ash den take shotgun and shoot him ded and sez
"Cuz he is batsmen foo. Yous be ded now."
everyone laff. Den Ash ands Brucey Wayne take on Riddlers with boomstick ands chanesaw! den dey go upstares and see "WHERE BE WALDO DA SEEKWELL" den Batsmen
pick up book.."oh yes..Gaz00 sed dat we must speek werd to get it to work, he sed you sed da word before in previous movie so yous know what to sez!" and hands
Where be waldo nows to Ash. Ash grunt and uh look scared den he sez...uh.."Klato..Verta.. Nic..." and start coffing.. den da eval surround dem! and dey
Arthur and his so0per knite sqad run in and dey kill deadites. Den Ash ands Batsmen jump on mule and dey ride to castle and perpare fors battle! Ash deecide
to fix up batsmobile dat went in time with dem. and he had giant chanesaw and den batsmen give all better pill to Ash and he no longer snowy! Den it happen
da deadite attack castle! and all knite go fight dem and Ash run up and chop 'em up ands batsmen do same. Den after 945395934573457934795349634796347262
deadite kill.. Rha's al Gool come in he all cool and eval lookin' he sez, "You shall never go back in time Batsmen ands Ash!" den he pulls out dooble
blades chainsaw likes in Epesode 1! he fite batsmen ands ash den Batsmen cut off his hed and he get da quickening again. "Dat was eazy." sez Ash.
Buts den OH NO! da ground starts shaking, and den the creepy voice start, "SUBCREATURES! RAHS AL GOO THE GOO,
Rahs Al Goo THE DESTRUCTOR, VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. CHOOSE AND PERISH. Den Ash, "Choose, eh I'll takes
Supersman for 800."
Batsmen den Smack Ash, "IDIOT! NOW HE KILL US! WITH SOOPERMAN!"
Den Soopermans Fly in! "Ah shit." Ash sez but den he pull out krpyotnian layerd Chanesaw and c ut off soopers head! den dey rejoice!
Den dey Gaz00 sez to Batsmen, "okaies! you fogt eval off so you go home!" so he sez magic werds den dey drink da potion
and dey wake up in normal times!
den it cuts to S-Mart..
"b4 we wents back doh...dey beggsd us to be Emperors..but we sed no, and den we went back.." sez Ash, den he walks to back of
store where really hot bad actsing chick sez, "I thot dat story was cute." den Ash sez, "yes i know.. dats cuz it true!"
den eval dedite woman jumps out! Den Ash run away! Den Batsmen crash in from skywindow! Den dey do macarena! den ash runs back and shoot
zombie lady! den dey stop dancing den Ash sez..
"Sur.. I coulda stayed in da past.. Coulds have even been empror! but in me own ways I'm emprer! Hail to da emperor baby!" den he kiss dead dedite
instead of chick.
PIKA!
Da End --- Or is it?!