!@#$! !@#$er! !@#$ing! !@#%ed!

Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

And all the Rocket girls say that I'm pretty fly for a tech guy!


You know it's kind of hard

Just to get along today

Our subject isn't clean

But he fakes it anyway

He may not have a gun

And he may not have a file

But everything he lacks

Well he makes up in a while


So don't debate, a smoker straight

You know he really doesn't like it anyway

He's gonna play the cap', and keep it real

For me yeah way, for me yeah way

So if you can't fix, just add in some stupid little tricks

At least you'll know you can always go to Smokers A

The world needs stupid !@#%'s!

So do that smoker's thing!


Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

And all the Rocket girls say that I'm pretty fly for a tech guy!


He needs some cool tools

Not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Monkey Wrench

So he bought a Fried French

Now cruising in his Bronco, he sees losers as he pass

But if he looks twice

They're gonna cuss his lily ass


Now he's getting a airship

He's gettin' it done

He asked for a big screen, but they made the Number 1

Friends say he's smoking too much

And he's not quite flip

But in his own mind

He's the coolest hip


Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

Give it to me, Highwind!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

And all the Rocket girls say that I'm pretty fly for a tech guy!


So don't debate, a smoker straight

You know he really doesn't like it anyway

He's gonna obey the cap', and keep it real

For me yeah way, for me yeah way

So if you don't smoke, pretend to be a bloke

At least you'll know you can always go to Smokers A

The world needs stupid !@#$'s!

The world loves stupid !@#%'s!

So let's get some more stupid !@#$'s!

And do that smokers thing!