Seph...sephi...sephir...sephiroth!


Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

And all the pretty girlies say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy



You know it's kind of hard

Just to get along today

Our subject isn't slim

But he does it anyway

He may not have a laugh

And he may not have life

But everything he lacks

Well he blames it on Strife



So don't debate, a fat guy straight

You know he really doesn't matter to it anyway

He's gonna get the chopper, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you aren't slim, just act like you are anyways

At least you'll know you can always go to Jenny Craig

The world needs stupid fat guy's

So do that stupid thing


Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

And all the pretty girlies say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy


He needs some cool clothes

Not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Black Tux

So he bought Brown Tweed Suit

Now cruising in his chopper, he sees AVALANCHE as he pass

But if he looks twice

They're gonna kick his fatty ass


Now he's getting a mission

He's gettin' it done

He asked for a Bronco, but they ran him over

Friends say he's trying too hard

And he's not quite smart

But in his own mind

He's the coolest R.I.P.


Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

Give it to me Palmer!

Hey you! Hey you!

And all the pretty girlies say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy


So don't debate, a fat guy straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

He's gonna play the aide, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you are't slim, just act like you are anyways

At least you'll know you can always go to Jenny Craig

The world needs stupid fat guy's

The world loves stupid fat guy's

So let's get some more stupid fat guy's

And do that ran over thing