Kya kya kya kya!

Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!

Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!

Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!


And all the FF players say I'm pretty fly for a wench girl!



You know it's kind of hard

Just to get along today

Our subject isn't young

But she fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue

And she may not have style

But everything she lacks

Well she makes up in a while


So don't debate, a old wench straight

You know she really is one so don't mind it anyway

She's gonna use the gun, and keep it fun

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't fight, just pretend like you're really tight

At least you'll know you can always go with Heide' fake

The world needs old wenches

So do that old wench thing


Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!

Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!

Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!


And all the FF players say I'm pretty fly for a wench girl!


She needs some cool Huge's

Not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Huge Mat'

So she got a Proudy Clod

Now cruising in the chopper, she sees crackwhores as she pass

But if she looks twice

They're gonna kick her ugly ass


Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!

Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!

Give it to me Scarlet!

Kya ha kya ha!


And all the FF players say I'm pretty fly for a wench girl!


Now she's getting a weapon

She's gettin' it for fray

She asked for a Cannon, but they made a Ray

Friends say she's trying too hard

And she's not quite hot

But in her own mind

She's the hottest trip


So don't debate, a old wench straight

You know she really does like it anyway

She's gonna play the Armour, and keep it Clod

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't fight, just pretend you're really tight

At least you'll know you can always go with Heidi' Pub'

The world needs old wench's

The world loves old wench's

So let's get some more old wench's

And do that old wench thing