This Gatomon show is quite different! On her show will be no anime characters. Well, except
for Digimon and the commercials. She extra-extra stressed (as in season 02 of Digimon)! I had
extra-extra sugar! Instead of the usual anime characters she has strange people that come out
of nowhere that end up in Moonfairy2000's and my fics. ::evil grin::
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Gatomon-Hello. Today I am having on MY show people that have been calling the show and requesting
to be on every day!!! They like to annoy me! As I say there name they MUST come out! BOOGER!!
Booger doesn't come out.
Gatomon-BOOGER if you DON'T come OUT right NOW I am going to DIGIVOLVE and maybe shoot you
with a celestial ARROW!!!!
Booger (a flying orange tabby cat with wings) comes out and pulls out a notebook
and writes something down.
Gatomon-BOB!!
"Uhh, Gatomon, Bob is afraid to come out" said Sora
Gatomon-IF you DON'T come OUT NOW I will tell MOONFAIRY2000 and YOU
will HAVE TO DEAL with HERRRR!!
"You're point being?" Mimi said
Gatomon-EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bob comes out.
Gatomon-VIOLET CHERRY!!
"Uhhh, Gatomon, she won't come out unless you call her Violet Faith Cherry" said Sora
Gatomon-VIOLET FAITH CHERRY!!
Violet comes out then takes one look at Booger and FREAKS!
"B-B-Booger is is here" Violet says as she hides under her chair.
Gatomon-SELENE MOON
Selene comes out.
Gatomon-JINGOLLY
Jingolly comes out.
Bob says "Hey those two escaped from my insane asylum"
Gatomon-MR. STUPID!!
Mr. Stupid jumps out of Tai's hair (NOTE- Tai owns Mr. Stupid) and walks over too
his chair and tries to figure out how to sit.
Gatomon-LINDSEY
Lindsey comes out really really hyper!! "Yip! Yip! Yip!" she says
Gatomon-::sigh:: MRS. STUPID
Mrs. Stupid comes out with a facet stuck to her head.
Gatomon-Washed your hair I see. GABUMON COMMERCIAL BREAK!
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Hello I am little Washu! I am selling Ryoko. She is a creation of mine and she has magical
powers! She only costs $23,637,675,753,645,468,006,843,247,354,785,064,532,213,456 dollars.
How can you resist such a low price? Only $23,637,675,753,645,468,006,843,247,354,785,064,
532,213,456 dollars. Call this number now 1-800-call-me-little-washu. If you call now I will
throw in Mihoshi!
I am Lita and I am selling a how to cook kit. It costs only 874.875,846,497,638,754,486,462,
064,648,684,624,648,204,866,262,816,180 easy payments of $29.95 call 1-800-cooking-is-ez
I am Misty and am selling Tracey! If you buy him I will pay you
$344,836,171,768,135,451,373,147,486,745,678,637,681,214,867,367,687,975,401,457,641,574,754,752,
454,573,576,899,896,315,861,752,787,757,887,545,875,454,575,876, 345,415,451,541,954,154,531,
789,686,351,547,276,847,785,165,757,755,868,654,724,578,789,957,547,752,245,417,384,743,149,648,
741,964,738,157,454,666,534,126,545 per hour. If you want more I will give you more. Please I
beg you to buy him!!!!!! 1-800-kill-tracey CALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gatomon-I would like to inform you that MISTY still didn't sell TRACEY!
Tai is in the audience standing there with a BIG big bag full of aspirin saying "Dude
like dude get your dude aspirins dude" as he hand out aspirins.
Gatomon-Say what?
Tai says "Dude like dude get your dude aspirins dude"
Gatomon-MATT I need help here!
"Get your aspirins"
Gatomon-Tai, can I see that bag?
"Dude like totally dude yeah dude like totally dude dude. DUDE!"
Gatomon-Say what?
"Dude like totally dude yeah dude like totally dude dude. DUDE!"
"Yeah" said Matt
Gatomon eats some aspirin but it doesn't help
Gatomon-Anyway, people here do why you think you are in the moon gals stories?
Violet says/screams (While still under her chair) "It's fun! I think I deserve to be in these
stories after being chased by Booger so much while writing newsletters about her! DON'T YOU?
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF WINDOWS SO MANY _______ TIMES CAUSE OF THIS CAT!"
Gatomon-Calm down Violet! Calm down!
"Ok" Violet says
Booger says, "I Booger exist to kill people! That is my job! To kill. Bring back to life. Kill
again. Over and over. In stories I just kill people then bring them back to life. Hey! I do the
same thing in stories as I do in real life! Violet gets to do more! (Booger begins to cry)
Gatomon-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you people, err ,or cats, err, spirit, or whatever are crrrazy!!
Lindsey says, ::in a high pitched voice:: "I am Lindsey a friend of Moonkitty3000. I am in the
fics cause I am perfect for the commercials! AhYep!"
Gatomon-I see, your a friend of the author. You're pretty annoying!
"That's what's they all say!" said Lindsey, again, in the high pitched voice.
Gatomon-Right, well moving right along.....
Selene Moon explains, "I am Selene.... I am Selene... I rip out my hair... I am Selene.... OK?"
Jingolly, trying to explain, sings "Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, oh what
fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, HAY! Jingle bells, Jingle Bells...
Gatomon-note to self: don't let former insane asylum people on your show.
"Hey! I heard that!" Izzy screamed
Gatomon-I didn't mean you Izzy! Mimi drove you to that.
Selene Moon rips out her hair.
Bob explains, "Well, I love Luna! What would their stories be without The Bob and Hopefully
Luna's Insane Asylum? Speaking of my insane asylum some people that would be on this show are
there!"
Gatomon gets an evil grin.
Gatomon- Dude Tai, dude would dude like dude you dude like dude to dude totally dude interview
dude crazy dude people dude? I can speak Tai but understand it no!
"Dude like dude totally dude like dude sure dude!"
Gatomon-Matt you better go along to! Madison you tape it! When we come back we will see what
it is like at The Bob and Hopefully Luna's Insane Asylum.
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Hello it's me again! Misty and since no one bought Tracey yet I will raise the price I pay you
to- $368,796,416,398,768,314,671,831,798,394,166,668,793,178,563,468,187,167,971,719,931,566,
135,416,376,876,891,145,542,124,638,976,987,851,651,689,555,754,367,587,546,689,857,683,949,
974,669,143,168,713,781,462,323,257,67,595,617,643,798,283,652,421,234,167,967,974,796,898,9
64,231,216,146,567,987,975,645,766,246,321,321,3421,751,978,975,897,658,756,231,226,412,345,
675,897,852,164,565,476,554,967,897,656,721,928,056,719,992,111,981,658,486,795,646,794,649,
745,321,354,798,743,535,454,533,246,879,689,513,647,578,674,536,185,789,878,876,554,513,496,
797,451,578,798,987,453,213,455,687,974,874,518,964,534,532,145,587,643,245,687,687,345,368,
767,456,583,216,853,125,456,458,787,456,873,445,321,454,533,216,532,465,741,325,435,464,456,
587,545,544,534,531,322,132,111,121,474,354,231,463,328,346,264,264,356,365,327,326,253
per hour. If you keep him more than ten minuets if will give you 10% interest.
(Phones don't ring) 20%. 30%. 50%. 75%. 100%. 200%....
Hello! I am Hare. I am selling Tiger for 286,489,654,657,346,983,754,017,843,546,578,134 golds.
Thank you!
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Tai-Dude like we dude are like dude at dude the insane asylum type dude!
"Translation- We are at the insane asylum"
"Let's go in this room" said Matt
Inside the room was Rose Hope White. She was staring at the wall.
Tai-Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude
Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
Rose ,understanding Tai, explains "I have no reason! I just exist! Really what
would Cherry! Cherry! be without me? I am the stressed out Rose, Rose Hope White! I'm the news
reporter/newspaper reporter/talk show host. One of the only people who fear the DigiDestined.
Others think it is funny that I fear you. That is why I am a talk show host on the M.O.O.N.
network (M.O.O.N. stands for Morons On Our Network)! 65 million years ago the dinosaurs roomed
this earth. Some were really big and others were small and cute. Some ate plants others ate the
ones that ate the plants. There was this one dinosaur named Vegetable. Vegetable was a nice
little dino. He always helped others was a great role model for other dino's. One day as
Vegetable was walking looking for food and a big T-rex came and gobbled him up. Shortly
after Vegetable died a meteor hit the earth and all of the dinosaurs in the world became
extinct. That is something that may happen to me if Gohugrsuy succeeds in killing me.
Violet knows too well what it is like to be killed by a killer spirit. That is the danger
of being a reporter. Another quality I have that is just as annoying as Lindsey's
commercials or Lindsey period, well maybe not that bad, is whenever someone asks me
a simple question I have to give a long intelligent answer. Well, I'm sorry because
that's the way I am. I know if Vegetable was here he would back me up on this! Do not
judge me because of all that I have said because I could always change. Just like how
different the world was before and after the ice age. Speaking of the ice age, there was
a caveman named Sodium. He was really skinny. (::Moonkitty3000 sweatdrops::) Sodium invented
fire. That is why I believe I am in the Moon gals fics."
Finally after all of that, Rose is finished. Matt and Tai fell asleep. Madison was
continuously switching between filming Rose and Tai and Matt snoring.
Rose looks at Tai and Matt and says, "They make funny noises!" (::Moonkitty sweatdrops again::)
"Dude like totally dude hu- dude h type dude like dude type dude?" asked Tai as he woke up.
Rose gets mad, "I gave you my explanation! GO!"
Madison runs out of the door. Tai soon follows. Matt, still asleep, is still stuck in
the same room as Rose. After about three min. Matt flies out of the room, dead!
Booger wants to fly over but is stuck in the talk show. Bob too! Sooo Gohugrsuy
(Go-hug-ra-psy) flies over. Matt gets up. Gohugrsuy then joins her friend/killer/cat. (Booger)
Madison, Matt, and Tai go to the next room in the insane asylum. Inside was Suzie she
was hyper, I mean Lindseyish hyper! Suzie was bouncing off the rubber walls(???). Tai walks
over and asks- Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude
in dude the dude Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
"Say what?" asks Suzie pausing from bouncing off of walls.
Tai- Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude
Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
"Huh?"
"Why do you think that you are in the Moon gals stories?" Matt translates
"Oh, me I'm an insane asylum extra!" Suzie explains, then continues bouncing off the walls.
"That was easy!" said Madison, as she, Tai, and Matt left the room and went across the hall to
another room and found....... A small table with a pencil sharpener on it, an electric pencil
sharpener! On the bottom half of it was a name tag that said 'feed me'.
Tai-Dude like dude tubular dude where dude is dude the nut dude? Dude?
"Say what?" asked the pencil sharpener
Tai- Dude....
Matt quickly explained, "Where is the nut?
"I am the nut!" said the pencil sharpener, who, by the way goes by the name
'Feed me the SHREW pencil sharpener' or Shrew for short. (Lindsey thought of the name! Yes, I
know a shrew is a mouse type thing but, it makes the name sooo much weirder!)
Tai- Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude
Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
The Shrew explains, "Well, I am a pencil sharpener in a classroom at the school Moonkitty3000,
Moonfairy2000, and Lindsey go, and where Booger and Gohugrsuy haunt. I haunt the school. I
killed a few people too! I am also a writer on the same newsletter Rose Hope White and
Violet Faith Cherry are. I am famous, in the newsletter, for my discussions with Sara Bea Bear.
I don't kill people anymore. Well, only on Halloween. My father 'Feed me' (he wasn't a shrew)
ate a whole person once when all't they't did't was't sharpen't a't pencil't. I am also a insane
asylum extra. I'm not in their stories much but will be more in the future."
Madison, Tai, and Matt run, terrified of the Shrew!
"Was it just me, or did that pencil sharpener talk?" asked Matt
"I got it all on tape! Hey let's try this room!" said Madison as they ran into another room.
Inside the wroom was Crawzy Cat. Crazy Cat was dancing with a cardboard cow. Moooooosik
was playing, the minuet waltz in a hour, a very strange site!
"Should we go in there?" asked Matt
"Ooooh yeah, maybe that cat (rhyme) will get mad and you will be killed again" Madison said
to Matt with an evil grin on her face.
Tai-Not that I wouldn't enjoy that but should we disturb the cat and cow? Wait we are on a
mission! We must go in!
Matt faints. Madison was shocked. Duplica sweatdrops. (Wait how did that last
thing get in there? Duplica isn't in this fic!)
Tai- Dude like dude why dude are dude tubular like dude totally dude looking like that dude?
Madison plays the last part of the video tape and she and Matt heard right! Tai not
only talk normal but he made sense! A scientific breakthrough? Maybe not. It had to be a sign
that they should go and disrupt the cat and the cardboard cow. (??? I need to ask where is this
coming from? Oh yeah nowhereville ok makes sense ::Moonkitty3000 pauses in typing and gets
another glass of her famous highly sugarnated kol-aid::)
Crazy Cat doesn't notice them and continues dancing. She trips over Madison, Tai, and
Matt sending her cardboard cow flying out of the window. Crazy cat waves out the window.
"Bye, Bye cow." she said, then turns around "WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DIGI DO TO MY COW?"
"We didn't mean any harm." said Madison trying to explain.
"Dude like run dude" Screamed Tai
They ran into the next room. Inside was a girl about eleven years old. She seemed
perfectly sane!
"Hello! Who are you?" asked the girl.
Madison Tai and Matt introduced themselves.
The girl said "That's nice. I'm Particle. I am an insane asylum extra."
Madison said, "That's all we need to know! Bye!" Tai, Madison and Matt once again run!
"What kind of parents do you have to be named Particle?" asked Matt
"You got me!" Madison replied
The.. next... wroom... had... a strange person in it! (duh!) Her name was Samantha.
Moonkitty3000 was hitting her over the head with her lunch box!
"Uhh, Moonkitty I don't think this girl was in any of your fic's not even mentioned in a fic
commercial!" said Madison
Moonkitty3000-Yeah, but, she will be cause, Moonfairy and I don't torture her enough at
school sooo we interviewed her and she is perfect for commercials! Just like Lindsey! Everyone
loves to torture Samantha! I think we could have caused brain damage with how many times we've
hit her over the head! (Moonfairy, Lindsey, I, a few other people! Poor Samantha!)
"Why did you hit her over the head?"
Moonkitty3000-Well, you know how Tai talks the 'Dude language'? She did that too, only not
that many dudes so we needed to break the habit somehow! Every time she is annoying (every
moment) we hit her for that too!
"O-k"
The threesome move on. They move on to a wroom wit Angelselene in it. (::Moonkitty3000
sweatdrops::) (Angelselene is Moonfairy2000 on AOL instant messenger, since I'm on the on
the subject, ::Moonkitty is shown on top of 'the subject', a book that doesn't exist
to my knowledge:: me on AOL instant messenger is Moonkitty3000) Angelselene is dead.
Moonfairy2000 flies over. Angelselene wakes up.
"I have been to a better place, Hell" says Angelselene (::Moonkitty sweatdrops::)
Everyone gives Angelselene a blank look.
"Not you people!" Angelselene says as she looks at Tai, Madison, and Matt "Go away!"
Madison, Tai, and Matt go away to the next room inside was a little bear. Sara says, "Hi
I am Sara Bea Bear. Are you from the Gatomon show?"
"Yes, aren't you that bear that does something in the newspaper with that 'Shrew
Pencil Sharpener?" asked Matt
"Aaaaahhhhh never mention da Shrew P.S.! Dat thing put me here because I was driven nuts by the
way da Shrew ends all it's words in a 'T' like it talk't like't this't sometimes't! Sometimes
all it will say is of't course't AAAAAAAaaaaaaHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!"
You know, they run. Next room. Crazy person. Lorem Ipsum Dolor. And Tai- Dude like why
dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude Moon dude gals
dude stories dude?
"Say what?" asked Lorem Ipsum Dolor
Tai- Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude
Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
"Why do you think you are in the moon gals stories?" Matt yet again translated
"Well, in 'The Newsletter' when eva V.F.C. goes completely crazy, I take ova ond when I go
crazy Duplica takes ova. (::Duplica sweatdrops::) In stories I guess I am just another insane
asylum extra, extra read all about it." Lorem Ipsum Dolor explains.
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Back at the show...
Gatomon-Yet again, Madison, Tai and Matt RUN! This time they left the insane asylum and went
back to the Gatomon show which was a safer place! Next a commercial break!
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...5,082,930,000,000%, 5,082,940,000,000%, 5,029,370,000,000%..... (as you can see Misty still
didn't sell Tracey! In case you were wondering Booger the spirit cat put the Ugly card back
together)
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Back to the show...
This is what the people are doing the rest of the show. Lindsey is sitting it
her chair rocking back and fourth bumping into the people next to her, (Lindsey does this at
lunch, problem is I sit next to her) and repeating over and over a word that sounds like
BOOSHOE. (Maybe she is saying push you? I'm out of ideas for that word!) Violet is, uhh, I
don't know. Mrs. Stupid is doing nothing, nothing at all. (OoooHhhh good song ::Moonkitty3000
begins to sing::)Mr. Stupid is still trying to figure out how to sit. He was tring to figure
that out for the past hour. Booger and Gohugrsuy are discussing plans for their next massacre.
Bob is, well, getting carried away by Bob's insane asylum #1 guy and Bob's insane asylum #2 guy.
Bob is being carted away screaming "NNNnnnnnOOOooooo! You work for Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" The
insane asylum people drooped Bob on Pikachu and a short fat guy named Chubby. (??? ???) Gatomon
is just standing there looking off in the distance. Booger gets an idea and throws Violet out
of the window. (Again! What's with Violet and windows?) Violet dies. (again)Jingolly was singing.
"It's the Jingle Jolliest season of the year. All filled with bells and holly and the Jingle
jolliest, Christmas cheer..." said Jingolly (That song is where I got da name Jingolly.)
Selene was tring to figure out why Jingolly was singing that when all she asked was
who to kill next.
"There will be cookies baking presents need some shaking... Santa Ho HO Hoing just for you..."
Jingolly continued.(Stupid chorus song I always hated!)
"Jingolly, It's September NOT CHRISTMAS! SHUT UP!" Selene yelled
"It's the Jingle jolliest season of da year..."Jingolly continued.
Gatomon-Hey, Lindsey are you saying push you?
"No, Yes, No, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, Yes, BOOSHOE" said Lindsey
Gatomon-Anything you would like to say before the show ends?
Lindsey says, "Shut Up! You poopy head!"
Moonfairy pops in and says "Dink"
Moonkitty- DONK
"Dink"
"Donk"
"Dink"
"Donk"
Everyone looks at Moonkitty and Moonfairy and says, "Not the 3 year long battle that know one
remembers what it is over an doesn't care. NOT THE BATTLE OF DINK AND DONK!"
Duplica sweatdrops.
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Credits (now this is going to be long)
Producers- Sora, Mimi, Gatomon, Palmon
Camras- Maddison, Biyomon, Tentamon, Gomamon
Tecnical stuff- Izzy
Odd pep talk before show- Tai, Agumon
Boring paperwork- Matt
Commercials- Gabumon
Offlcial stupid idiot ugly piple- Kari
All the other stuff- Joe, T.K.
Translator- Matt
High sugar writer- Moonkitty3000
Copyrighted stuff-
Moonkitty copyrights
Jinolly, Booger, Violet Faith Cherry, Crazy Cat, Samantha, (She doesn't own herself) Duplica
sweatdrops, "DONK" Lorem Ipsum Dolor
Moonfairy copyrights
Bob, Selene Moon, Mr. Stupid, (Lindsey did own him. now Tai does but Moonfairy invented him.)
Mrs. Stupid, Rose Hope White, Lindsey, (Lindsey doesn't own herself.) Particle, Angelselene,
Moonfairy, Sara Bea Bear, Bob and Hopefully Luna's insane asylum "DINK" Gohugrsuy
Lindsey
"BOOSHOE"
My best friend Kristina
Suzie
Moonkitty and Moonfairy
Da Dink DONK argument, The "Newsletter", The M.O.O.N network
Lindsey and Moonkitty
'Feed Me Da Shrew Pencil Sharpener' and Father of Da Shrew P.S.
for Digimon and the commercials. She extra-extra stressed (as in season 02 of Digimon)! I had
extra-extra sugar! Instead of the usual anime characters she has strange people that come out
of nowhere that end up in Moonfairy2000's and my fics. ::evil grin::
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Gatomon-Hello. Today I am having on MY show people that have been calling the show and requesting
to be on every day!!! They like to annoy me! As I say there name they MUST come out! BOOGER!!
Booger doesn't come out.
Gatomon-BOOGER if you DON'T come OUT right NOW I am going to DIGIVOLVE and maybe shoot you
with a celestial ARROW!!!!
Booger (a flying orange tabby cat with wings) comes out and pulls out a notebook
and writes something down.
Gatomon-BOB!!
"Uhh, Gatomon, Bob is afraid to come out" said Sora
Gatomon-IF you DON'T come OUT NOW I will tell MOONFAIRY2000 and YOU
will HAVE TO DEAL with HERRRR!!
"You're point being?" Mimi said
Gatomon-EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bob comes out.
Gatomon-VIOLET CHERRY!!
"Uhhh, Gatomon, she won't come out unless you call her Violet Faith Cherry" said Sora
Gatomon-VIOLET FAITH CHERRY!!
Violet comes out then takes one look at Booger and FREAKS!
"B-B-Booger is is here" Violet says as she hides under her chair.
Gatomon-SELENE MOON
Selene comes out.
Gatomon-JINGOLLY
Jingolly comes out.
Bob says "Hey those two escaped from my insane asylum"
Gatomon-MR. STUPID!!
Mr. Stupid jumps out of Tai's hair (NOTE- Tai owns Mr. Stupid) and walks over too
his chair and tries to figure out how to sit.
Gatomon-LINDSEY
Lindsey comes out really really hyper!! "Yip! Yip! Yip!" she says
Gatomon-::sigh:: MRS. STUPID
Mrs. Stupid comes out with a facet stuck to her head.
Gatomon-Washed your hair I see. GABUMON COMMERCIAL BREAK!
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Hello I am little Washu! I am selling Ryoko. She is a creation of mine and she has magical
powers! She only costs $23,637,675,753,645,468,006,843,247,354,785,064,532,213,456 dollars.
How can you resist such a low price? Only $23,637,675,753,645,468,006,843,247,354,785,064,
532,213,456 dollars. Call this number now 1-800-call-me-little-washu. If you call now I will
throw in Mihoshi!
I am Lita and I am selling a how to cook kit. It costs only 874.875,846,497,638,754,486,462,
064,648,684,624,648,204,866,262,816,180 easy payments of $29.95 call 1-800-cooking-is-ez
I am Misty and am selling Tracey! If you buy him I will pay you
$344,836,171,768,135,451,373,147,486,745,678,637,681,214,867,367,687,975,401,457,641,574,754,752,
454,573,576,899,896,315,861,752,787,757,887,545,875,454,575,876, 345,415,451,541,954,154,531,
789,686,351,547,276,847,785,165,757,755,868,654,724,578,789,957,547,752,245,417,384,743,149,648,
741,964,738,157,454,666,534,126,545 per hour. If you want more I will give you more. Please I
beg you to buy him!!!!!! 1-800-kill-tracey CALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gatomon-I would like to inform you that MISTY still didn't sell TRACEY!
Tai is in the audience standing there with a BIG big bag full of aspirin saying "Dude
like dude get your dude aspirins dude" as he hand out aspirins.
Gatomon-Say what?
Tai says "Dude like dude get your dude aspirins dude"
Gatomon-MATT I need help here!
"Get your aspirins"
Gatomon-Tai, can I see that bag?
"Dude like totally dude yeah dude like totally dude dude. DUDE!"
Gatomon-Say what?
"Dude like totally dude yeah dude like totally dude dude. DUDE!"
"Yeah" said Matt
Gatomon eats some aspirin but it doesn't help
Gatomon-Anyway, people here do why you think you are in the moon gals stories?
Violet says/screams (While still under her chair) "It's fun! I think I deserve to be in these
stories after being chased by Booger so much while writing newsletters about her! DON'T YOU?
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF WINDOWS SO MANY _______ TIMES CAUSE OF THIS CAT!"
Gatomon-Calm down Violet! Calm down!
"Ok" Violet says
Booger says, "I Booger exist to kill people! That is my job! To kill. Bring back to life. Kill
again. Over and over. In stories I just kill people then bring them back to life. Hey! I do the
same thing in stories as I do in real life! Violet gets to do more! (Booger begins to cry)
Gatomon-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you people, err ,or cats, err, spirit, or whatever are crrrazy!!
Lindsey says, ::in a high pitched voice:: "I am Lindsey a friend of Moonkitty3000. I am in the
fics cause I am perfect for the commercials! AhYep!"
Gatomon-I see, your a friend of the author. You're pretty annoying!
"That's what's they all say!" said Lindsey, again, in the high pitched voice.
Gatomon-Right, well moving right along.....
Selene Moon explains, "I am Selene.... I am Selene... I rip out my hair... I am Selene.... OK?"
Jingolly, trying to explain, sings "Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, oh what
fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, HAY! Jingle bells, Jingle Bells...
Gatomon-note to self: don't let former insane asylum people on your show.
"Hey! I heard that!" Izzy screamed
Gatomon-I didn't mean you Izzy! Mimi drove you to that.
Selene Moon rips out her hair.
Bob explains, "Well, I love Luna! What would their stories be without The Bob and Hopefully
Luna's Insane Asylum? Speaking of my insane asylum some people that would be on this show are
there!"
Gatomon gets an evil grin.
Gatomon- Dude Tai, dude would dude like dude you dude like dude to dude totally dude interview
dude crazy dude people dude? I can speak Tai but understand it no!
"Dude like dude totally dude like dude sure dude!"
Gatomon-Matt you better go along to! Madison you tape it! When we come back we will see what
it is like at The Bob and Hopefully Luna's Insane Asylum.
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Hello it's me again! Misty and since no one bought Tracey yet I will raise the price I pay you
to- $368,796,416,398,768,314,671,831,798,394,166,668,793,178,563,468,187,167,971,719,931,566,
135,416,376,876,891,145,542,124,638,976,987,851,651,689,555,754,367,587,546,689,857,683,949,
974,669,143,168,713,781,462,323,257,67,595,617,643,798,283,652,421,234,167,967,974,796,898,9
64,231,216,146,567,987,975,645,766,246,321,321,3421,751,978,975,897,658,756,231,226,412,345,
675,897,852,164,565,476,554,967,897,656,721,928,056,719,992,111,981,658,486,795,646,794,649,
745,321,354,798,743,535,454,533,246,879,689,513,647,578,674,536,185,789,878,876,554,513,496,
797,451,578,798,987,453,213,455,687,974,874,518,964,534,532,145,587,643,245,687,687,345,368,
767,456,583,216,853,125,456,458,787,456,873,445,321,454,533,216,532,465,741,325,435,464,456,
587,545,544,534,531,322,132,111,121,474,354,231,463,328,346,264,264,356,365,327,326,253
per hour. If you keep him more than ten minuets if will give you 10% interest.
(Phones don't ring) 20%. 30%. 50%. 75%. 100%. 200%....
Hello! I am Hare. I am selling Tiger for 286,489,654,657,346,983,754,017,843,546,578,134 golds.
Thank you!
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Tai-Dude like we dude are like dude at dude the insane asylum type dude!
"Translation- We are at the insane asylum"
"Let's go in this room" said Matt
Inside the room was Rose Hope White. She was staring at the wall.
Tai-Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude
Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
Rose ,understanding Tai, explains "I have no reason! I just exist! Really what
would Cherry! Cherry! be without me? I am the stressed out Rose, Rose Hope White! I'm the news
reporter/newspaper reporter/talk show host. One of the only people who fear the DigiDestined.
Others think it is funny that I fear you. That is why I am a talk show host on the M.O.O.N.
network (M.O.O.N. stands for Morons On Our Network)! 65 million years ago the dinosaurs roomed
this earth. Some were really big and others were small and cute. Some ate plants others ate the
ones that ate the plants. There was this one dinosaur named Vegetable. Vegetable was a nice
little dino. He always helped others was a great role model for other dino's. One day as
Vegetable was walking looking for food and a big T-rex came and gobbled him up. Shortly
after Vegetable died a meteor hit the earth and all of the dinosaurs in the world became
extinct. That is something that may happen to me if Gohugrsuy succeeds in killing me.
Violet knows too well what it is like to be killed by a killer spirit. That is the danger
of being a reporter. Another quality I have that is just as annoying as Lindsey's
commercials or Lindsey period, well maybe not that bad, is whenever someone asks me
a simple question I have to give a long intelligent answer. Well, I'm sorry because
that's the way I am. I know if Vegetable was here he would back me up on this! Do not
judge me because of all that I have said because I could always change. Just like how
different the world was before and after the ice age. Speaking of the ice age, there was
a caveman named Sodium. He was really skinny. (::Moonkitty3000 sweatdrops::) Sodium invented
fire. That is why I believe I am in the Moon gals fics."
Finally after all of that, Rose is finished. Matt and Tai fell asleep. Madison was
continuously switching between filming Rose and Tai and Matt snoring.
Rose looks at Tai and Matt and says, "They make funny noises!" (::Moonkitty sweatdrops again::)
"Dude like totally dude hu- dude h type dude like dude type dude?" asked Tai as he woke up.
Rose gets mad, "I gave you my explanation! GO!"
Madison runs out of the door. Tai soon follows. Matt, still asleep, is still stuck in
the same room as Rose. After about three min. Matt flies out of the room, dead!
Booger wants to fly over but is stuck in the talk show. Bob too! Sooo Gohugrsuy
(Go-hug-ra-psy) flies over. Matt gets up. Gohugrsuy then joins her friend/killer/cat. (Booger)
Madison, Matt, and Tai go to the next room in the insane asylum. Inside was Suzie she
was hyper, I mean Lindseyish hyper! Suzie was bouncing off the rubber walls(???). Tai walks
over and asks- Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude
in dude the dude Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
"Say what?" asks Suzie pausing from bouncing off of walls.
Tai- Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude
Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
"Huh?"
"Why do you think that you are in the Moon gals stories?" Matt translates
"Oh, me I'm an insane asylum extra!" Suzie explains, then continues bouncing off the walls.
"That was easy!" said Madison, as she, Tai, and Matt left the room and went across the hall to
another room and found....... A small table with a pencil sharpener on it, an electric pencil
sharpener! On the bottom half of it was a name tag that said 'feed me'.
Tai-Dude like dude tubular dude where dude is dude the nut dude? Dude?
"Say what?" asked the pencil sharpener
Tai- Dude....
Matt quickly explained, "Where is the nut?
"I am the nut!" said the pencil sharpener, who, by the way goes by the name
'Feed me the SHREW pencil sharpener' or Shrew for short. (Lindsey thought of the name! Yes, I
know a shrew is a mouse type thing but, it makes the name sooo much weirder!)
Tai- Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude
Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
The Shrew explains, "Well, I am a pencil sharpener in a classroom at the school Moonkitty3000,
Moonfairy2000, and Lindsey go, and where Booger and Gohugrsuy haunt. I haunt the school. I
killed a few people too! I am also a writer on the same newsletter Rose Hope White and
Violet Faith Cherry are. I am famous, in the newsletter, for my discussions with Sara Bea Bear.
I don't kill people anymore. Well, only on Halloween. My father 'Feed me' (he wasn't a shrew)
ate a whole person once when all't they't did't was't sharpen't a't pencil't. I am also a insane
asylum extra. I'm not in their stories much but will be more in the future."
Madison, Tai, and Matt run, terrified of the Shrew!
"Was it just me, or did that pencil sharpener talk?" asked Matt
"I got it all on tape! Hey let's try this room!" said Madison as they ran into another room.
Inside the wroom was Crawzy Cat. Crazy Cat was dancing with a cardboard cow. Moooooosik
was playing, the minuet waltz in a hour, a very strange site!
"Should we go in there?" asked Matt
"Ooooh yeah, maybe that cat (rhyme) will get mad and you will be killed again" Madison said
to Matt with an evil grin on her face.
Tai-Not that I wouldn't enjoy that but should we disturb the cat and cow? Wait we are on a
mission! We must go in!
Matt faints. Madison was shocked. Duplica sweatdrops. (Wait how did that last
thing get in there? Duplica isn't in this fic!)
Tai- Dude like dude why dude are dude tubular like dude totally dude looking like that dude?
Madison plays the last part of the video tape and she and Matt heard right! Tai not
only talk normal but he made sense! A scientific breakthrough? Maybe not. It had to be a sign
that they should go and disrupt the cat and the cardboard cow. (??? I need to ask where is this
coming from? Oh yeah nowhereville ok makes sense ::Moonkitty3000 pauses in typing and gets
another glass of her famous highly sugarnated kol-aid::)
Crazy Cat doesn't notice them and continues dancing. She trips over Madison, Tai, and
Matt sending her cardboard cow flying out of the window. Crazy cat waves out the window.
"Bye, Bye cow." she said, then turns around "WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DIGI DO TO MY COW?"
"We didn't mean any harm." said Madison trying to explain.
"Dude like run dude" Screamed Tai
They ran into the next room. Inside was a girl about eleven years old. She seemed
perfectly sane!
"Hello! Who are you?" asked the girl.
Madison Tai and Matt introduced themselves.
The girl said "That's nice. I'm Particle. I am an insane asylum extra."
Madison said, "That's all we need to know! Bye!" Tai, Madison and Matt once again run!
"What kind of parents do you have to be named Particle?" asked Matt
"You got me!" Madison replied
The.. next... wroom... had... a strange person in it! (duh!) Her name was Samantha.
Moonkitty3000 was hitting her over the head with her lunch box!
"Uhh, Moonkitty I don't think this girl was in any of your fic's not even mentioned in a fic
commercial!" said Madison
Moonkitty3000-Yeah, but, she will be cause, Moonfairy and I don't torture her enough at
school sooo we interviewed her and she is perfect for commercials! Just like Lindsey! Everyone
loves to torture Samantha! I think we could have caused brain damage with how many times we've
hit her over the head! (Moonfairy, Lindsey, I, a few other people! Poor Samantha!)
"Why did you hit her over the head?"
Moonkitty3000-Well, you know how Tai talks the 'Dude language'? She did that too, only not
that many dudes so we needed to break the habit somehow! Every time she is annoying (every
moment) we hit her for that too!
"O-k"
The threesome move on. They move on to a wroom wit Angelselene in it. (::Moonkitty3000
sweatdrops::) (Angelselene is Moonfairy2000 on AOL instant messenger, since I'm on the on
the subject, ::Moonkitty is shown on top of 'the subject', a book that doesn't exist
to my knowledge:: me on AOL instant messenger is Moonkitty3000) Angelselene is dead.
Moonfairy2000 flies over. Angelselene wakes up.
"I have been to a better place, Hell" says Angelselene (::Moonkitty sweatdrops::)
Everyone gives Angelselene a blank look.
"Not you people!" Angelselene says as she looks at Tai, Madison, and Matt "Go away!"
Madison, Tai, and Matt go away to the next room inside was a little bear. Sara says, "Hi
I am Sara Bea Bear. Are you from the Gatomon show?"
"Yes, aren't you that bear that does something in the newspaper with that 'Shrew
Pencil Sharpener?" asked Matt
"Aaaaahhhhh never mention da Shrew P.S.! Dat thing put me here because I was driven nuts by the
way da Shrew ends all it's words in a 'T' like it talk't like't this't sometimes't! Sometimes
all it will say is of't course't AAAAAAAaaaaaaHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!"
You know, they run. Next room. Crazy person. Lorem Ipsum Dolor. And Tai- Dude like why
dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude Moon dude gals
dude stories dude?
"Say what?" asked Lorem Ipsum Dolor
Tai- Dude like why dude do dude like you dude think that dude you dude are dude in dude the dude
Moon dude gals dude stories dude?
"Why do you think you are in the moon gals stories?" Matt yet again translated
"Well, in 'The Newsletter' when eva V.F.C. goes completely crazy, I take ova ond when I go
crazy Duplica takes ova. (::Duplica sweatdrops::) In stories I guess I am just another insane
asylum extra, extra read all about it." Lorem Ipsum Dolor explains.
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Back at the show...
Gatomon-Yet again, Madison, Tai and Matt RUN! This time they left the insane asylum and went
back to the Gatomon show which was a safer place! Next a commercial break!
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...5,082,930,000,000%, 5,082,940,000,000%, 5,029,370,000,000%..... (as you can see Misty still
didn't sell Tracey! In case you were wondering Booger the spirit cat put the Ugly card back
together)
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Back to the show...
This is what the people are doing the rest of the show. Lindsey is sitting it
her chair rocking back and fourth bumping into the people next to her, (Lindsey does this at
lunch, problem is I sit next to her) and repeating over and over a word that sounds like
BOOSHOE. (Maybe she is saying push you? I'm out of ideas for that word!) Violet is, uhh, I
don't know. Mrs. Stupid is doing nothing, nothing at all. (OoooHhhh good song ::Moonkitty3000
begins to sing::)Mr. Stupid is still trying to figure out how to sit. He was tring to figure
that out for the past hour. Booger and Gohugrsuy are discussing plans for their next massacre.
Bob is, well, getting carried away by Bob's insane asylum #1 guy and Bob's insane asylum #2 guy.
Bob is being carted away screaming "NNNnnnnnOOOooooo! You work for Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" The
insane asylum people drooped Bob on Pikachu and a short fat guy named Chubby. (??? ???) Gatomon
is just standing there looking off in the distance. Booger gets an idea and throws Violet out
of the window. (Again! What's with Violet and windows?) Violet dies. (again)Jingolly was singing.
"It's the Jingle Jolliest season of the year. All filled with bells and holly and the Jingle
jolliest, Christmas cheer..." said Jingolly (That song is where I got da name Jingolly.)
Selene was tring to figure out why Jingolly was singing that when all she asked was
who to kill next.
"There will be cookies baking presents need some shaking... Santa Ho HO Hoing just for you..."
Jingolly continued.(Stupid chorus song I always hated!)
"Jingolly, It's September NOT CHRISTMAS! SHUT UP!" Selene yelled
"It's the Jingle jolliest season of da year..."Jingolly continued.
Gatomon-Hey, Lindsey are you saying push you?
"No, Yes, No, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, Yes, BOOSHOE" said Lindsey
Gatomon-Anything you would like to say before the show ends?
Lindsey says, "Shut Up! You poopy head!"
Moonfairy pops in and says "Dink"
Moonkitty- DONK
"Dink"
"Donk"
"Dink"
"Donk"
Everyone looks at Moonkitty and Moonfairy and says, "Not the 3 year long battle that know one
remembers what it is over an doesn't care. NOT THE BATTLE OF DINK AND DONK!"
Duplica sweatdrops.
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Credits (now this is going to be long)
Producers- Sora, Mimi, Gatomon, Palmon
Camras- Maddison, Biyomon, Tentamon, Gomamon
Tecnical stuff- Izzy
Odd pep talk before show- Tai, Agumon
Boring paperwork- Matt
Commercials- Gabumon
Offlcial stupid idiot ugly piple- Kari
All the other stuff- Joe, T.K.
Translator- Matt
High sugar writer- Moonkitty3000
Copyrighted stuff-
Moonkitty copyrights
Jinolly, Booger, Violet Faith Cherry, Crazy Cat, Samantha, (She doesn't own herself) Duplica
sweatdrops, "DONK" Lorem Ipsum Dolor
Moonfairy copyrights
Bob, Selene Moon, Mr. Stupid, (Lindsey did own him. now Tai does but Moonfairy invented him.)
Mrs. Stupid, Rose Hope White, Lindsey, (Lindsey doesn't own herself.) Particle, Angelselene,
Moonfairy, Sara Bea Bear, Bob and Hopefully Luna's insane asylum "DINK" Gohugrsuy
Lindsey
"BOOSHOE"
My best friend Kristina
Suzie
Moonkitty and Moonfairy
Da Dink DONK argument, The "Newsletter", The M.O.O.N network
Lindsey and Moonkitty
'Feed Me Da Shrew Pencil Sharpener' and Father of Da Shrew P.S.