Something you don't see everday-Part 2
A Story written by: Cecile and Anne Anime
Disclaimer: We no own, You no sue! Simple enough, Now on with the story!
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"Hey Stinky! We've been looking for you all day! Where were you?" Asked Sid, Coming up.
"I's was at the Mall"
"The mall? What were you doing there? Malls are for girls!" stated Harold, who was eating a Mr. Nutty bar.
"Well's I tried on lots of different clothes.. and had my hair "styled" or something like that."
"What a sissy!" cried Harold.
"Well I's didn't want to, but Miss Rhonda made me"
"Rhonda? What were you doing hanging out with Rhonda, I mean Rhonda is so... Rhonda!"
"I's not supposed to tell"
"What's the big secret?" asked Harold taking another bite of his ice cream.
"I told ya! I's not gonna tell"
"Ya know what Harold! I think they like each other!" Laughed Sid.
"Oooooooooh! Is stinky in Loooooovvveee?" teased Harold
"It's nothin like that" said Stinky staying cool, even though he could feel himself blushing, "And I's still not telling"
Stinky continued to walk home, he went up to his room.
"So Stinky how was your day boy?" his dad called through the door.
"Just dandy dad."
"That's good, well good night." Stinky sat there thinking of all that had happened.
"My's mind must be a messing with me, I's actually liked being with Miss Rhonda today." He thought really hard, he needed someone to talk to, but who. Sid and Harold just didn't understand.
"I's knows what I can do." Stinky got up and walked to Arnold's house.
"Stinky what are you doing here? Is Rhonda still bugging you?"
"Well's Arnold I's can't says much, but it does involve Miss Rhonda."
"Okay Stinky come in."
"Well Arnold, I's dang promised not to say that...well I can't say that either. Well okay I done spent the day with Rhonda and I's can't say why."
"So that's why you are all stylish looking, you've been Rhonda-ed. Is this like some weird way that you are apologizing to Rhonda?"
"I's can't say, but since you done guessed, I didn't say it so I guess I'm okay."
"That's nice that she is actually speaking to you, I figured she would never talk to you again."
"Well Arnold, I think it's on accounta the whole dang ordeal done shook her up so she ain't a acting normal. I mean she sure seemed happy making me try on all those dang clothes."
"Stinky, Rhonda would be happy trying clothes on a cat, no offense."
"No Miss Rhonda is more classy than that, she sure knows a lot of stylish stuff, even the lady that does her hair is kinda weird like that. It must be some classy person thing."
"Yeah I guess you're right Stinky, I just can't see Rhonda doing all this for you."
"I think Miss Rhonda is a nice normal person, underneath all that high brow fashion stuff."
"Yeah maybe you're right Stinky, some people are very good at hiding their true feelings and emotions."
On Monday morning, Stinky arrived at Rhonda's house, looking quite tired. He knocked and Rhonda answered.
"Oh good! I need you to take these to school, " She paused to hand him A stack of books,
"See you later Stinky" she said, shutting the door.
"Uh.. Hi Rhonda..." he said Sleepily, then he started of towards a bus stop.
Meanwhile inside the house, where Rhonda was continuing to get ready, the phone rang,
"Lloyd Residence, this is Rhonda speaking" she answered.
"Hi Rhonda, It's Nadine, I was wondering If you where coming to school today or not..."
"Why Nadine, why wouldn't I?" Asked Rhonda, who was pretending to have forgotten about the "incident"
"You know perfectly well why, They still haven't forgotten."
"Well, if anyone still remembers, which I highly doubt, they have no life!" said Rhonda, trying to sound confident and hoping that her voice carried through.
Later at school Rhonda figured out how many people apparently had no lives, the whole school was still laughing at her where ever she went.
"Hey Rhonda! Are those your new pants? Oh wait! They can't be, You ripped those!" called Sid.
"Look I'm Rhonda! And I ripped my fancy-smancy pants, ha ha" Harold Cat-called from next to Sid
"Hey ya'll leave Miss Rhonda alone." Stinky said walking up.
"Stinky you're kidding right?" Harold asked.
"Miss Rhonda doesn't need you's two bugging her, she must be plum sick of all your dang drivel."
"Stinky are you feeling okay?" Sid questioned.
"Well you see....." Stinky started.
"Oh Stinky, I could use some assistance here." Rhonda called.
"Coming Miss Rhonda."
"Thanks Stinky, you see I can't seem to find my pink pen. I guess I left it in my locker. Be a doll and go get it for me please?"
"Sure thing Miss Rhonda."
Stinky walked to the locker.
"Lets see now, 17, 32, 45, hot dang what's all this stuff?" Stinky said looking at all the girlie magazines, hair accessories, and mirrors.
"Now if I was Rhonda, where would I put a pink pen?"
"Stinky what are you doing in Rhonda's locker?" Gerald asked coming up.
"I's just trying to find her pink pen for her."
"Sure thing Stinky, so what kinda prank are you, Sid and Harold up to this time. Rubber snake? Fake bugs?"
"No I's just a looking for Miss Rhonda's pink pen."
"Whatever you say man, whatever you say." Gerald said walking off. Stinky resumed searching through all the stuff, trying to find the pink pen.
"Stinky, why are you in Rhonda's stuff?" Nadine asked coming up.
"Well Nadine, I's trying to find a pink pen."
"On the left side underneath last month's "Fashion Girl" magazine."
"What do ya know, there it is. How'd you know it was there?"
"That's where Rhonda always hides it. She's afraid someone will steal it as a prank."
"Thanks Nadine, I can get back to Miss Rhonda now."
"No problem Stinky, come on you better get back soon. She'll have a fit if you take over 10 minutes." Nadine said walking with him back to class.
Later, Nadine sat thinking, 'This is turning out well, with Stinky helping Rhonda out, I won't have to take orders from her, I'll have a lot more time to myself' She stopped to take a bite of her sandwich, savoring not having to get Rhonda the straw she had just made Stinky get., 'This'll be almost like a vacation'
"Hey Rhonda, are you still coming over tonight? Mom is taking me to the mall" Nadine said, then she added jokingly, "And I promise I won't spend the whole time inside the Science store." She waited for her answer but never got one.
"Garsh Rhonda! You sure do come up with some funny jokes" laughed Stinky.
"Why thank you Stinky, Most people don't laugh at them"
"I can't see why, I mean, they are a bit corny, " seeing Rhonda's face he stopped, "But I's mean corny in a good way, heh heh"
"Rhonda RHONDA! Aren't you listening to me?" Asked Nadine
"Oh! Nadine, I didn't know you had sat down with us, what did you say?'
"Nothing, Rhonda, nothing important anyway" Nadine replied a bit angrily,
'Ok, so maybe this won't be as great as I thought it would be' She thought, rising with her lunch tray and stalking over to an empty table 'but at least I still don't have to do Rhonda's every whim'
"What's the matter' with 'er Rhonda?"
"Oh I don't know, She had something to tell me, I think, But she must have forgotten what she was going to say"
Arnold noticed Nadine sitting alone. "Nadine did you and Rhonda get in a fight again?" Arnold said walking over.
"No, she's just too busy ordering Stinky around to order me around."
"Oh I see, you're jealous of the time Rhonda's spending with Stinky?"
"I guess you might say that."
"Nadine, do you want me to talk to Rhonda about this?"
"I don't know, she might get mad. She didn't even notice I was talking to her earlier."
"What were you talking to her about?"
"That I was going to the mall tonight, and she'd promised to come along."
"I think I have a solution."
"What Arnold?"
"Well Rhonda won't go without Stinky, and you don't want to be a third person tagging along. So why don't you have someone else come too."
"Like who?"
"Well what about Sid or Harold, they would hang out with Stinky and then you could talk to Rhonda."
"Sid or Harold in a mall?"
"Okay so it's not the best idea. I guess I could go, and maybe I can help you figure out this Rhonda and Stinky thing."
"Yeah I mean I know why, but yet I don't know why."
"Excuse me?"
"Well it's Stinky's way of trying to apologize to Rhonda, but Rhonda seems to be enjoying it. I mean not just the servitude, but that she um...you know." Nadine said, not wanting to say too much about it.
"I see what you mean." Arnold said pointing to the table.
"And so I said, 'Excuse me missy, but olive green and orange, that is as bad as yesterday's lunch..."
"Hahahaa, you're so dang funny Miss Rhonda, I never knew that fashion could be so funny."
"Well Stinky that's one good thing about you hanging around me, you at least have good taste in jokes."
"Well Miss Rhonda, I's never had anyone with any cultured or sophisercated background hang out with me before."
"You think I'm cultured and sophisticated? Stinky you are defiantly learning about good taste."
"And I's learning from the best"
"Why, that's very flattering Stinky, I.."
"Rhonda! Are you coming to the mall with me tonight? Or not?" Nadine cut in, a bit tired of repeating herself, she had come over 3 minutes ago.
"Oh! Nadine! Well I don't know..."
"Ah.. Come on! You can come too Stinky."
"I don't wanna come if it's just you's two, I'd feel kinda weird walking around with two girls"
"Arnold's coming too, so that settles it! Be at my house at 5, bye!" and she left.
"I's guess we're goin' to the mall again" stated Stinky.
"Guess so, but I think we'll end up staying in the Science store the whole time, Nadine like's buying to Mexican jumping beans and the huge models of lady bugs"
When they had arrived at the mall later that day, Rhonda was pulling them all along to all of the clothes shops, chattering the whole way.
"Can you believe that display case? Do they not see that it clashes horribly with the store next door? "
"I guess your right Miss Rhonda, but I just don't see it, I guess it's cause my eyes are un-trained in the world of how color goes ta-gether, and all"
"Well you see Stinky..." Arnold cut her off, he didn't feel like listening to Rhonda explain why another store wasn't the right color,
"Hey look, The food court, why don't me and Stinky go ahead and get us all something to eat while you two look in another store for a little while?"
"That sounds like a great idea Arnold" said Nadine, who in turn pulled Rhonda into the next store they passed.
"Rhonda, I need to talk."
"Nadine is something wrong? You look mad."
"Of course I'm mad. Rhonda whether you realize it or not, you've been ignoring me to hang out with Stinky, Stinky Peterson. I was just....well jealous I guess."
"Nadine, I'm so sorry, I didn't even notice that I was hanging out with Stinky that much. You promise you can keep a secret Nadine?"
"Yes Rhonda, I can keep a secret."
"Well I mean, it was Stinky's fault that incident happened, so he volunteered to be like, my servant, to make it up to me. And well....."
"You like hanging out with him don't you?"
"Excuse me? Well, you see it's because um....because he um.....has to listen to me, and agree with what I say, that's all. See with him around, it's like a....a.....a personal audience, that hangs off your every word, and would do anything for you."
"Sure, Rhonda. So can we maybe work out something, something so I don't get left out?"
"Why certainly Nadine, but you'll have to tell Stinky I'm absolutely famished."
"That's the Rhonda I know, do you want me to get you anything else?"
"Write this down Nadine, okay tell Stinky that I appreciate his servitude, but that a third party is feeling excluded, so therefore he can pick one day off. "
"And so that day I will get to help you out?"
"Yes, now hurry along Nadine."
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A Story written by: Cecile and Anne Anime
Disclaimer: We no own, You no sue! Simple enough, Now on with the story!
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"Hey Stinky! We've been looking for you all day! Where were you?" Asked Sid, Coming up.
"I's was at the Mall"
"The mall? What were you doing there? Malls are for girls!" stated Harold, who was eating a Mr. Nutty bar.
"Well's I tried on lots of different clothes.. and had my hair "styled" or something like that."
"What a sissy!" cried Harold.
"Well I's didn't want to, but Miss Rhonda made me"
"Rhonda? What were you doing hanging out with Rhonda, I mean Rhonda is so... Rhonda!"
"I's not supposed to tell"
"What's the big secret?" asked Harold taking another bite of his ice cream.
"I told ya! I's not gonna tell"
"Ya know what Harold! I think they like each other!" Laughed Sid.
"Oooooooooh! Is stinky in Loooooovvveee?" teased Harold
"It's nothin like that" said Stinky staying cool, even though he could feel himself blushing, "And I's still not telling"
Stinky continued to walk home, he went up to his room.
"So Stinky how was your day boy?" his dad called through the door.
"Just dandy dad."
"That's good, well good night." Stinky sat there thinking of all that had happened.
"My's mind must be a messing with me, I's actually liked being with Miss Rhonda today." He thought really hard, he needed someone to talk to, but who. Sid and Harold just didn't understand.
"I's knows what I can do." Stinky got up and walked to Arnold's house.
"Stinky what are you doing here? Is Rhonda still bugging you?"
"Well's Arnold I's can't says much, but it does involve Miss Rhonda."
"Okay Stinky come in."
"Well Arnold, I's dang promised not to say that...well I can't say that either. Well okay I done spent the day with Rhonda and I's can't say why."
"So that's why you are all stylish looking, you've been Rhonda-ed. Is this like some weird way that you are apologizing to Rhonda?"
"I's can't say, but since you done guessed, I didn't say it so I guess I'm okay."
"That's nice that she is actually speaking to you, I figured she would never talk to you again."
"Well Arnold, I think it's on accounta the whole dang ordeal done shook her up so she ain't a acting normal. I mean she sure seemed happy making me try on all those dang clothes."
"Stinky, Rhonda would be happy trying clothes on a cat, no offense."
"No Miss Rhonda is more classy than that, she sure knows a lot of stylish stuff, even the lady that does her hair is kinda weird like that. It must be some classy person thing."
"Yeah I guess you're right Stinky, I just can't see Rhonda doing all this for you."
"I think Miss Rhonda is a nice normal person, underneath all that high brow fashion stuff."
"Yeah maybe you're right Stinky, some people are very good at hiding their true feelings and emotions."
On Monday morning, Stinky arrived at Rhonda's house, looking quite tired. He knocked and Rhonda answered.
"Oh good! I need you to take these to school, " She paused to hand him A stack of books,
"See you later Stinky" she said, shutting the door.
"Uh.. Hi Rhonda..." he said Sleepily, then he started of towards a bus stop.
Meanwhile inside the house, where Rhonda was continuing to get ready, the phone rang,
"Lloyd Residence, this is Rhonda speaking" she answered.
"Hi Rhonda, It's Nadine, I was wondering If you where coming to school today or not..."
"Why Nadine, why wouldn't I?" Asked Rhonda, who was pretending to have forgotten about the "incident"
"You know perfectly well why, They still haven't forgotten."
"Well, if anyone still remembers, which I highly doubt, they have no life!" said Rhonda, trying to sound confident and hoping that her voice carried through.
Later at school Rhonda figured out how many people apparently had no lives, the whole school was still laughing at her where ever she went.
"Hey Rhonda! Are those your new pants? Oh wait! They can't be, You ripped those!" called Sid.
"Look I'm Rhonda! And I ripped my fancy-smancy pants, ha ha" Harold Cat-called from next to Sid
"Hey ya'll leave Miss Rhonda alone." Stinky said walking up.
"Stinky you're kidding right?" Harold asked.
"Miss Rhonda doesn't need you's two bugging her, she must be plum sick of all your dang drivel."
"Stinky are you feeling okay?" Sid questioned.
"Well you see....." Stinky started.
"Oh Stinky, I could use some assistance here." Rhonda called.
"Coming Miss Rhonda."
"Thanks Stinky, you see I can't seem to find my pink pen. I guess I left it in my locker. Be a doll and go get it for me please?"
"Sure thing Miss Rhonda."
Stinky walked to the locker.
"Lets see now, 17, 32, 45, hot dang what's all this stuff?" Stinky said looking at all the girlie magazines, hair accessories, and mirrors.
"Now if I was Rhonda, where would I put a pink pen?"
"Stinky what are you doing in Rhonda's locker?" Gerald asked coming up.
"I's just trying to find her pink pen for her."
"Sure thing Stinky, so what kinda prank are you, Sid and Harold up to this time. Rubber snake? Fake bugs?"
"No I's just a looking for Miss Rhonda's pink pen."
"Whatever you say man, whatever you say." Gerald said walking off. Stinky resumed searching through all the stuff, trying to find the pink pen.
"Stinky, why are you in Rhonda's stuff?" Nadine asked coming up.
"Well Nadine, I's trying to find a pink pen."
"On the left side underneath last month's "Fashion Girl" magazine."
"What do ya know, there it is. How'd you know it was there?"
"That's where Rhonda always hides it. She's afraid someone will steal it as a prank."
"Thanks Nadine, I can get back to Miss Rhonda now."
"No problem Stinky, come on you better get back soon. She'll have a fit if you take over 10 minutes." Nadine said walking with him back to class.
Later, Nadine sat thinking, 'This is turning out well, with Stinky helping Rhonda out, I won't have to take orders from her, I'll have a lot more time to myself' She stopped to take a bite of her sandwich, savoring not having to get Rhonda the straw she had just made Stinky get., 'This'll be almost like a vacation'
"Hey Rhonda, are you still coming over tonight? Mom is taking me to the mall" Nadine said, then she added jokingly, "And I promise I won't spend the whole time inside the Science store." She waited for her answer but never got one.
"Garsh Rhonda! You sure do come up with some funny jokes" laughed Stinky.
"Why thank you Stinky, Most people don't laugh at them"
"I can't see why, I mean, they are a bit corny, " seeing Rhonda's face he stopped, "But I's mean corny in a good way, heh heh"
"Rhonda RHONDA! Aren't you listening to me?" Asked Nadine
"Oh! Nadine, I didn't know you had sat down with us, what did you say?'
"Nothing, Rhonda, nothing important anyway" Nadine replied a bit angrily,
'Ok, so maybe this won't be as great as I thought it would be' She thought, rising with her lunch tray and stalking over to an empty table 'but at least I still don't have to do Rhonda's every whim'
"What's the matter' with 'er Rhonda?"
"Oh I don't know, She had something to tell me, I think, But she must have forgotten what she was going to say"
Arnold noticed Nadine sitting alone. "Nadine did you and Rhonda get in a fight again?" Arnold said walking over.
"No, she's just too busy ordering Stinky around to order me around."
"Oh I see, you're jealous of the time Rhonda's spending with Stinky?"
"I guess you might say that."
"Nadine, do you want me to talk to Rhonda about this?"
"I don't know, she might get mad. She didn't even notice I was talking to her earlier."
"What were you talking to her about?"
"That I was going to the mall tonight, and she'd promised to come along."
"I think I have a solution."
"What Arnold?"
"Well Rhonda won't go without Stinky, and you don't want to be a third person tagging along. So why don't you have someone else come too."
"Like who?"
"Well what about Sid or Harold, they would hang out with Stinky and then you could talk to Rhonda."
"Sid or Harold in a mall?"
"Okay so it's not the best idea. I guess I could go, and maybe I can help you figure out this Rhonda and Stinky thing."
"Yeah I mean I know why, but yet I don't know why."
"Excuse me?"
"Well it's Stinky's way of trying to apologize to Rhonda, but Rhonda seems to be enjoying it. I mean not just the servitude, but that she um...you know." Nadine said, not wanting to say too much about it.
"I see what you mean." Arnold said pointing to the table.
"And so I said, 'Excuse me missy, but olive green and orange, that is as bad as yesterday's lunch..."
"Hahahaa, you're so dang funny Miss Rhonda, I never knew that fashion could be so funny."
"Well Stinky that's one good thing about you hanging around me, you at least have good taste in jokes."
"Well Miss Rhonda, I's never had anyone with any cultured or sophisercated background hang out with me before."
"You think I'm cultured and sophisticated? Stinky you are defiantly learning about good taste."
"And I's learning from the best"
"Why, that's very flattering Stinky, I.."
"Rhonda! Are you coming to the mall with me tonight? Or not?" Nadine cut in, a bit tired of repeating herself, she had come over 3 minutes ago.
"Oh! Nadine! Well I don't know..."
"Ah.. Come on! You can come too Stinky."
"I don't wanna come if it's just you's two, I'd feel kinda weird walking around with two girls"
"Arnold's coming too, so that settles it! Be at my house at 5, bye!" and she left.
"I's guess we're goin' to the mall again" stated Stinky.
"Guess so, but I think we'll end up staying in the Science store the whole time, Nadine like's buying to Mexican jumping beans and the huge models of lady bugs"
When they had arrived at the mall later that day, Rhonda was pulling them all along to all of the clothes shops, chattering the whole way.
"Can you believe that display case? Do they not see that it clashes horribly with the store next door? "
"I guess your right Miss Rhonda, but I just don't see it, I guess it's cause my eyes are un-trained in the world of how color goes ta-gether, and all"
"Well you see Stinky..." Arnold cut her off, he didn't feel like listening to Rhonda explain why another store wasn't the right color,
"Hey look, The food court, why don't me and Stinky go ahead and get us all something to eat while you two look in another store for a little while?"
"That sounds like a great idea Arnold" said Nadine, who in turn pulled Rhonda into the next store they passed.
"Rhonda, I need to talk."
"Nadine is something wrong? You look mad."
"Of course I'm mad. Rhonda whether you realize it or not, you've been ignoring me to hang out with Stinky, Stinky Peterson. I was just....well jealous I guess."
"Nadine, I'm so sorry, I didn't even notice that I was hanging out with Stinky that much. You promise you can keep a secret Nadine?"
"Yes Rhonda, I can keep a secret."
"Well I mean, it was Stinky's fault that incident happened, so he volunteered to be like, my servant, to make it up to me. And well....."
"You like hanging out with him don't you?"
"Excuse me? Well, you see it's because um....because he um.....has to listen to me, and agree with what I say, that's all. See with him around, it's like a....a.....a personal audience, that hangs off your every word, and would do anything for you."
"Sure, Rhonda. So can we maybe work out something, something so I don't get left out?"
"Why certainly Nadine, but you'll have to tell Stinky I'm absolutely famished."
"That's the Rhonda I know, do you want me to get you anything else?"
"Write this down Nadine, okay tell Stinky that I appreciate his servitude, but that a third party is feeling excluded, so therefore he can pick one day off. "
"And so that day I will get to help you out?"
"Yes, now hurry along Nadine."
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