Something you don't see everday-Part 3
A Story written by: Cecile and Anne Anime
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Rhonda and Nadine came over to the table where Stinky and Arnold were waiting.
"Stinky, would you please excuse yourself, Nadine has a memo from me. I would tell you myself, but I'm starving."
"Sure thing Miss Rhonda." Stinky said getting up and walking around the corner with Nadine.
"Stinky, what Rhonda is trying to tell you is that, well...I was feeling a bit left out so to fix it she's giving you your pick of a day off. A day where you don't have to help her."
"Gawrsh that's mighty nice of her, whichever day Miss Rhonda wants is fine with me."
"Okay Stinky, thanks." Meanwhile Arnold was trying to talk to Rhonda.
"Rhonda, don't take this the wrong way, but you aren't forcing Stinky to be your servant or something are you?"
"Of course not! He volunteered. He's quite a gentleman when it comes to making good decisions regarding apologies."
"Well I was just worried about Stinky that's all, I didn't want to see him get hurt."
"Arnold, don't worry, Stinky will be perfectly fine, you can even talk to him if you want." "Okay Rhonda."
Someone watched from around the corner. "Rhonda?!?! He's sitting with Rhonda Lloyd? What is wrong with that stupid football head? Is he gonna go out with every girl in our class before realizing little me? How I despise that little do-goody and that fashion girl, how I hate him....and yet.....how I love him, his keen perception of all that is good, his radiant smile and handsome face. Oh Arnold, someday you will see me lurking in the shadows, someday you will know that I'm the one for you, someday...." Helga stopped when she saw Arnold get up from the table and start walking her way, maybe she could figure out why he was with Rhonda.
"I'll be right back Rhonda, I need to get a refill for my drink."
"Okay Arnold."
Helga casually walked up behind Arnold. "Hey football head, whatcha doing at the mall with Rhonda?"
"Oh hi Helga. Well if you haven't noticed Rhonda has been having Stinky be her servant lately and Nadine got jealous, so I figured that all three of them needed to talk it over."
"Oh, well see ya around Arnold." Helga said walking off.
"Weird, Helga seemed happy about something..."
Helga darted around the corner. "Oh Arnold helping those poor souls, why did I ever contrive that you were with her. Oh blessed be this day, for Arnold can still be mine. Not that I'm gonna tell him today or tomorrow because I would be completely laughed out of the school, but at least no other golden girl hinders my path. Just Lila...." Helga got a smirk on her face.
"Maybe this is just what I need to get Arnold away from Lila, if he's too busy trying to keep these three under control he won't have time for Lila at all. Helga, you're a genius."
"Hiya Helga, whatcha doing darting' around corners like that?" asked Stinky, who was on his way back to the table with Nadine.
"Ack! I mean, Oh Hi Stinko"
"Hi Helga, what are you doing, anyway?" asked Nadine.
"Oh nothing really, just looking around the mall, I stopped by for a chat with Rhonda, she was going on and on about how good of a servant you were, you must be doing a really good job!" At this, Stinky looked a bit disappointed, 'It's working, a plan of mine might actually work!' Helga thought, then she said, "Well, I had better get going, keep doing such a good job Stinkmiester"
"So I'm only a servant, huh? And here I's thought that me and Miss Rhonda were getting to be friends! I guess I'd better just stick to my servanting then" Stinky said dejectedly to Nadine, then he sulked off back the table where Rhonda and Arnold were waiting.
"Stinky...." Nadine started, but she really didn't know what to say, that didn't sound anything like what Rhonda would have said, ' Rhonda sounded like she really liked hanging out with Stinky when we talked a few days ago, why would she change her mind so fast?' She looked the way Helga had gone, and then followed Stinky back.
"Oh, There you are Stinky could you please go get me another of those quaint little McSalad Shaker things?"
"Yes Miss Rhonda, I'll be right back" said Stinky, almost monotone, and he slinked off towards the McDonalds booth.
"Hmm, wonder what's got into him" Rhonda thought to herself, but she put it out of her mind.
"Here Miss Rhonda..." Stinky said handing it to her.
"Stinky are you sick, you look pale?" Rhonda said trying to look him in the eye. "No, I'm just dandy Rhonda." Stinky said, but from the way he said it, Rhonda knew he didn't mean it.
"Stinky, I think we need to talk." Rhonda said sensing something wasn't right.
"Your wish is my command, Miss Rhonda." Stinky replied with his head down. They got up and walked around the corner. Arnold decided to follow and see what was going on.
"Arnold, where are you going?" Nadine asked.
"I just want to make sure that Rhonda's not being to harsh on Stinky. I hate spying on them, but what else can I do?" Arnold said shrugging his shoulders and sneaking behind Rhonda and Stinky.
"Oh hello Arnold. How are you on this ever so wonderful day?" Lila asked walking up.
"I'm fine Lila, but I'm kinda busy now."
"Oh I see, well I guess I'll see you at school bye Arnold." Lila said walking off.
"YES! It is actually working, I can't believe this!" Helga whispered to herself from around the corner. Arnold walked over, just close enough to hear Rhonda and Stinky's conversation.
"Stinky, well...I...I'm worried about you, something's wrong isn't it?" Rhonda asked.
"I'm surprised you even noticed..." Stinky said dejectedly.
"Do you miss your friends? Is that it?" Rhonda said trying to look into Stinky's eyes and pry the truth out of him. "It's nothing to fret about Miss Rhonda, I's just thought one thing, and I's was wrong that's all..." Stinky said turning away, not wanting to look at Rhonda.
"Stinky, you can tell me if something's wrong. If it's something I did I'm sorry..." Stinky raised an eyebrow at this.
"What do ya mean you're sorry? I's the one who loused it up, I'm the servant not you Miss Rhonda."
"Servant?" Rhonda replied, "Is that what this is about Stinky?"
"It's nothing Miss Rhonda, I's just a dang fool and took things as more than they were."
"Stinky, I think I see what your problem is." she said still trying to look him in the eye.
"Stinky, Stinky please look at me."
"Fine, Miss Rhonda." he said slightly angry. "Stinky, you think I'm just using you don't you?"
"Well that's what you're doing isn't it?"
"Um...well...sorta...Stinky the point is, you're....you're.....you're more than just a servant to me." Rhonda blurted out quickly.
"I's is?"
"Yes Stinky, besides Nadine, you're the only person that has ever put up with me and my fashion talk. Thanks Stinky." Rhonda said smiling.
"No problem Miss Rhonda." Stinky said smiling back.
"Well, I guess they didn't need my help after all." Arnold said slowly walking back to the table.
"Criminey! Why do none of my plans ever work?!? Wait a minute...Rhonda won't like Stinky if he starts messing up his jobs, I guess I'll just have to make him mess up."
Stinky and Rhonda started walking back to the table, Rhonda in front, Stinky behind. Helga hid around the corner.
"If those two start fighting again, Arnold will forget about Lila again, well here goes nothing." Helga said pushing a small box right into Stinky's path. He tripped and fell right ontop of Rhonda.
"Oh Miss Rhonda, I'm so sorry, I'm such a clutz, please forgive me." Stinky said quickly getting up and helping Rhonda up.
"I forgive you Stinky, just don't make a habit of falling ontop of me, it might scuff up my pants."
"Okey Doeky Miss Rhonda."
"She might not be as forgiving next time, Stinko, and then Arnold the peace maker will have to save the day." Helga said, thinking of all the stuff she could do.
The next day on the bus to school, Stinky got on in a very happy mood, and taking the first available seat, he sat in front of Helga.
"Hey Stinko, going to tell us the lemon pudding story again today?" she asked, a bit sarcastically
"Nope, I reckon you've heard enough about lemon puddin'"
"Oh, good" Helga said, absorbing herself back into her magazine, then she noticed Stinky's hand, it had the numbers 17, 32, and 45 written on it.
"What's with the numbers Stinko?"
"You didn't see 'em? Did ya?" said Stinky, rubbing the numbers off his hand, looking a bit worried, "'Cause they're Miss Rhonda's locker comp-in-nation"
A smile spread across Helga's lips, "Oh don't worry Stinky, I didn't see them at all" she said while formulating the next part of her plan.
During lunch, Helga raced through her meal and told Phoebe she'd be right back. She quickly made her way to Rhonda's locker.
'Now let's see, where does she keep that pen again? Oh yeah! Under the Fashion Girl magazine' She quickly found the pen and placed it at the bottom of the locker, under some papers that looked left over from the beginning of the year.
"This ought ta be good" and Helga went back to the lunch room.
"Stinky, could you please get me my pink pen? We have a math test today and I want to be ready"
"Sure thing Miss Rhonda, Jus' give me a sec!" Stinky went over to her locker and looked in the spot where he had left the pen last,
"Garsh! I's can't seem ta find yer pen Miss Rhonda!!"
"What do you mean you can't seem to find it. Do you mean you've lost my pen??"
"I put it right in the spot where ya always keep it, Miss Rhonda, it's just not there at the moment, it'll turn up somewhere's"
"It'll turn up! It'll turn up! I've had that pen since.. since... well since, and you lost it!"
"I'm sorry Miss Rhonda, but I'm sure that it's somewhere around here"
Meanwhile, in Helga's hiding spot behind the nearest trashcan, she was ecstatic, but something was missing in her plan but she couldn't exactly find what was wrong.
"Uh Helga? Why are you behind the trashcan?" asked Arnold, who had just came up.
"Arnold! Uh it's a free country, ain't it footballhead? Plus, this is the best place to watch Stinky trying to find that silly little pen of Rhonda's"
"Stinky lost Rhonda's pen?" he sighed,
"This is going to be trouble" he started walking towards the two, when Lila stopped him.
"Arnold, I'm ever so certain that I'd like to speak with you" said Lila.
"Sorry Lila, we'll have to talk later, I have to see if I can help find Rhonda's pen"
"Surely Arnold, talk to you later then"
"It's always under this magazine, but where is it now? Not under there, it's not with my other, not-as-special pens, It's not anywhere in this locker at all! You've lost it!"
"I'm sure Stinky didn't lose your pen Rhonda, why don't you look through your locker, maybe he just misplaced it?" offered Arnold.
"Then he has to find it" Rhonda stated defiantly, and she went back to the lunchroom and after a few minutes of digging, Stinky and Arnold did find the pen.
"I wonder how it got down there?" Stinky wondered aloud.
"I don't know, but try not to lose the thing again" said Arnold.
"But Arnold, I know I didn't put that there pen in that spot." Stinky said puzzled.
"That's strange...you didn't put it there, and Rhonda acted like she didn't put it there, I wonder who did put it there?"
"Ya lost me there Arnold, alls I's knows is I didn't do it."
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A Story written by: Cecile and Anne Anime
Disclaimer: We no own, You no sue! Simple enough, Now on with the story!
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Rhonda and Nadine came over to the table where Stinky and Arnold were waiting.
"Stinky, would you please excuse yourself, Nadine has a memo from me. I would tell you myself, but I'm starving."
"Sure thing Miss Rhonda." Stinky said getting up and walking around the corner with Nadine.
"Stinky, what Rhonda is trying to tell you is that, well...I was feeling a bit left out so to fix it she's giving you your pick of a day off. A day where you don't have to help her."
"Gawrsh that's mighty nice of her, whichever day Miss Rhonda wants is fine with me."
"Okay Stinky, thanks." Meanwhile Arnold was trying to talk to Rhonda.
"Rhonda, don't take this the wrong way, but you aren't forcing Stinky to be your servant or something are you?"
"Of course not! He volunteered. He's quite a gentleman when it comes to making good decisions regarding apologies."
"Well I was just worried about Stinky that's all, I didn't want to see him get hurt."
"Arnold, don't worry, Stinky will be perfectly fine, you can even talk to him if you want." "Okay Rhonda."
Someone watched from around the corner. "Rhonda?!?! He's sitting with Rhonda Lloyd? What is wrong with that stupid football head? Is he gonna go out with every girl in our class before realizing little me? How I despise that little do-goody and that fashion girl, how I hate him....and yet.....how I love him, his keen perception of all that is good, his radiant smile and handsome face. Oh Arnold, someday you will see me lurking in the shadows, someday you will know that I'm the one for you, someday...." Helga stopped when she saw Arnold get up from the table and start walking her way, maybe she could figure out why he was with Rhonda.
"I'll be right back Rhonda, I need to get a refill for my drink."
"Okay Arnold."
Helga casually walked up behind Arnold. "Hey football head, whatcha doing at the mall with Rhonda?"
"Oh hi Helga. Well if you haven't noticed Rhonda has been having Stinky be her servant lately and Nadine got jealous, so I figured that all three of them needed to talk it over."
"Oh, well see ya around Arnold." Helga said walking off.
"Weird, Helga seemed happy about something..."
Helga darted around the corner. "Oh Arnold helping those poor souls, why did I ever contrive that you were with her. Oh blessed be this day, for Arnold can still be mine. Not that I'm gonna tell him today or tomorrow because I would be completely laughed out of the school, but at least no other golden girl hinders my path. Just Lila...." Helga got a smirk on her face.
"Maybe this is just what I need to get Arnold away from Lila, if he's too busy trying to keep these three under control he won't have time for Lila at all. Helga, you're a genius."
"Hiya Helga, whatcha doing darting' around corners like that?" asked Stinky, who was on his way back to the table with Nadine.
"Ack! I mean, Oh Hi Stinko"
"Hi Helga, what are you doing, anyway?" asked Nadine.
"Oh nothing really, just looking around the mall, I stopped by for a chat with Rhonda, she was going on and on about how good of a servant you were, you must be doing a really good job!" At this, Stinky looked a bit disappointed, 'It's working, a plan of mine might actually work!' Helga thought, then she said, "Well, I had better get going, keep doing such a good job Stinkmiester"
"So I'm only a servant, huh? And here I's thought that me and Miss Rhonda were getting to be friends! I guess I'd better just stick to my servanting then" Stinky said dejectedly to Nadine, then he sulked off back the table where Rhonda and Arnold were waiting.
"Stinky...." Nadine started, but she really didn't know what to say, that didn't sound anything like what Rhonda would have said, ' Rhonda sounded like she really liked hanging out with Stinky when we talked a few days ago, why would she change her mind so fast?' She looked the way Helga had gone, and then followed Stinky back.
"Oh, There you are Stinky could you please go get me another of those quaint little McSalad Shaker things?"
"Yes Miss Rhonda, I'll be right back" said Stinky, almost monotone, and he slinked off towards the McDonalds booth.
"Hmm, wonder what's got into him" Rhonda thought to herself, but she put it out of her mind.
"Here Miss Rhonda..." Stinky said handing it to her.
"Stinky are you sick, you look pale?" Rhonda said trying to look him in the eye. "No, I'm just dandy Rhonda." Stinky said, but from the way he said it, Rhonda knew he didn't mean it.
"Stinky, I think we need to talk." Rhonda said sensing something wasn't right.
"Your wish is my command, Miss Rhonda." Stinky replied with his head down. They got up and walked around the corner. Arnold decided to follow and see what was going on.
"Arnold, where are you going?" Nadine asked.
"I just want to make sure that Rhonda's not being to harsh on Stinky. I hate spying on them, but what else can I do?" Arnold said shrugging his shoulders and sneaking behind Rhonda and Stinky.
"Oh hello Arnold. How are you on this ever so wonderful day?" Lila asked walking up.
"I'm fine Lila, but I'm kinda busy now."
"Oh I see, well I guess I'll see you at school bye Arnold." Lila said walking off.
"YES! It is actually working, I can't believe this!" Helga whispered to herself from around the corner. Arnold walked over, just close enough to hear Rhonda and Stinky's conversation.
"Stinky, well...I...I'm worried about you, something's wrong isn't it?" Rhonda asked.
"I'm surprised you even noticed..." Stinky said dejectedly.
"Do you miss your friends? Is that it?" Rhonda said trying to look into Stinky's eyes and pry the truth out of him. "It's nothing to fret about Miss Rhonda, I's just thought one thing, and I's was wrong that's all..." Stinky said turning away, not wanting to look at Rhonda.
"Stinky, you can tell me if something's wrong. If it's something I did I'm sorry..." Stinky raised an eyebrow at this.
"What do ya mean you're sorry? I's the one who loused it up, I'm the servant not you Miss Rhonda."
"Servant?" Rhonda replied, "Is that what this is about Stinky?"
"It's nothing Miss Rhonda, I's just a dang fool and took things as more than they were."
"Stinky, I think I see what your problem is." she said still trying to look him in the eye.
"Stinky, Stinky please look at me."
"Fine, Miss Rhonda." he said slightly angry. "Stinky, you think I'm just using you don't you?"
"Well that's what you're doing isn't it?"
"Um...well...sorta...Stinky the point is, you're....you're.....you're more than just a servant to me." Rhonda blurted out quickly.
"I's is?"
"Yes Stinky, besides Nadine, you're the only person that has ever put up with me and my fashion talk. Thanks Stinky." Rhonda said smiling.
"No problem Miss Rhonda." Stinky said smiling back.
"Well, I guess they didn't need my help after all." Arnold said slowly walking back to the table.
"Criminey! Why do none of my plans ever work?!? Wait a minute...Rhonda won't like Stinky if he starts messing up his jobs, I guess I'll just have to make him mess up."
Stinky and Rhonda started walking back to the table, Rhonda in front, Stinky behind. Helga hid around the corner.
"If those two start fighting again, Arnold will forget about Lila again, well here goes nothing." Helga said pushing a small box right into Stinky's path. He tripped and fell right ontop of Rhonda.
"Oh Miss Rhonda, I'm so sorry, I'm such a clutz, please forgive me." Stinky said quickly getting up and helping Rhonda up.
"I forgive you Stinky, just don't make a habit of falling ontop of me, it might scuff up my pants."
"Okey Doeky Miss Rhonda."
"She might not be as forgiving next time, Stinko, and then Arnold the peace maker will have to save the day." Helga said, thinking of all the stuff she could do.
The next day on the bus to school, Stinky got on in a very happy mood, and taking the first available seat, he sat in front of Helga.
"Hey Stinko, going to tell us the lemon pudding story again today?" she asked, a bit sarcastically
"Nope, I reckon you've heard enough about lemon puddin'"
"Oh, good" Helga said, absorbing herself back into her magazine, then she noticed Stinky's hand, it had the numbers 17, 32, and 45 written on it.
"What's with the numbers Stinko?"
"You didn't see 'em? Did ya?" said Stinky, rubbing the numbers off his hand, looking a bit worried, "'Cause they're Miss Rhonda's locker comp-in-nation"
A smile spread across Helga's lips, "Oh don't worry Stinky, I didn't see them at all" she said while formulating the next part of her plan.
During lunch, Helga raced through her meal and told Phoebe she'd be right back. She quickly made her way to Rhonda's locker.
'Now let's see, where does she keep that pen again? Oh yeah! Under the Fashion Girl magazine' She quickly found the pen and placed it at the bottom of the locker, under some papers that looked left over from the beginning of the year.
"This ought ta be good" and Helga went back to the lunch room.
"Stinky, could you please get me my pink pen? We have a math test today and I want to be ready"
"Sure thing Miss Rhonda, Jus' give me a sec!" Stinky went over to her locker and looked in the spot where he had left the pen last,
"Garsh! I's can't seem ta find yer pen Miss Rhonda!!"
"What do you mean you can't seem to find it. Do you mean you've lost my pen??"
"I put it right in the spot where ya always keep it, Miss Rhonda, it's just not there at the moment, it'll turn up somewhere's"
"It'll turn up! It'll turn up! I've had that pen since.. since... well since, and you lost it!"
"I'm sorry Miss Rhonda, but I'm sure that it's somewhere around here"
Meanwhile, in Helga's hiding spot behind the nearest trashcan, she was ecstatic, but something was missing in her plan but she couldn't exactly find what was wrong.
"Uh Helga? Why are you behind the trashcan?" asked Arnold, who had just came up.
"Arnold! Uh it's a free country, ain't it footballhead? Plus, this is the best place to watch Stinky trying to find that silly little pen of Rhonda's"
"Stinky lost Rhonda's pen?" he sighed,
"This is going to be trouble" he started walking towards the two, when Lila stopped him.
"Arnold, I'm ever so certain that I'd like to speak with you" said Lila.
"Sorry Lila, we'll have to talk later, I have to see if I can help find Rhonda's pen"
"Surely Arnold, talk to you later then"
"It's always under this magazine, but where is it now? Not under there, it's not with my other, not-as-special pens, It's not anywhere in this locker at all! You've lost it!"
"I'm sure Stinky didn't lose your pen Rhonda, why don't you look through your locker, maybe he just misplaced it?" offered Arnold.
"Then he has to find it" Rhonda stated defiantly, and she went back to the lunchroom and after a few minutes of digging, Stinky and Arnold did find the pen.
"I wonder how it got down there?" Stinky wondered aloud.
"I don't know, but try not to lose the thing again" said Arnold.
"But Arnold, I know I didn't put that there pen in that spot." Stinky said puzzled.
"That's strange...you didn't put it there, and Rhonda acted like she didn't put it there, I wonder who did put it there?"
"Ya lost me there Arnold, alls I's knows is I didn't do it."
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