Heyyyy!!!This is my first Gundam fic so please be kind.Reviews,flames,death threats and info on secret military operations are welcome!


Disclaimer:No I don't own Gundam Wing though I wish I did.It's owned by Bandai and some other people and they also own the characters except Duo Maxwell.*I* own him. ^_^(I wish!!).A bit of subtle shounen ai 3x4(sorry all you non shounen ai fans!) some Relena bashing( again sorry all you Relena fans but I just cant stand her :P) and BAD HUMOR brought to you by yours truly.If youre still reading,enjoy and please review!!!


{ }These are for the characters thoughts
^ ^ These are for my opinions



He's in for it now by Dou's Girl



Duo was lying on the couch in the living room flipping through the channels with the remote,looking very bored.Heero was sitting on the kitchen table doing something on his laptop.Trowa and Quatre were in Trowa's room enjoying each others "company" and Wufei was in his room,where he'd been all day.Duo got up from the couch.


"Man I am sooo bored."he said as he walked around the room.He saw the object of his affection working on something so he walked up to him and put his arms around him."Hey He-chan,whatcha doing?"said the braided pilot.


"....nothing...." he said,looking at the screen with a look of concentration on his face."Now go away Duo.Im trying to do something here."


Duo pouted and let go of Heero."Hmph...I'm going to the kitchen.Im sure the fridge will treat me better than you."he said as he went into the kitchen.Heero looked up from his laptop and to the kitchen,let out a small(and I mean tiny)smile and looked back at the screen."Kuso!! I lost at solitaire AGAIN!!!"


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"There has to be something to eat in here."said the braided pilot as he rummaged through the fridge.He put his hands on his hips and looked around.He saw a bottle of vodka sitting on the counter and got an evil grin on his (gorgeous)face.


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"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!MAXWELLL!!!!!!!!"screamed an enraged Wufei as he stormed out of his room holding a set of pictures in his right hand."Maxwell,you'll pay for this!"


Trowa and Quatre ran into the room,Quatre with his shirt on backwards and Trowa wearing only boxers."Whats wrong,Wufei?"said the Sandrock pilot with concern.Wufei just stared at them for a second and a little bit of blood came out of his nose. "What?...Oh right..injustice!!Maxwell must pay for this injustice!"he angrily handed Quatre the pictures and began looking frantically around the room for Duo.


Quatre blushed."Oh my...Are you sure Duo took these?" "Of course!That guy is a total hentai."he said as he opened the closet door.Trowa took one of the pictures from Quatre's hand and looked at it with curiosity."I had no idea you were that flexible,Wufei."he said at the pissed Chinese pilot only to get the patented Wufei Chang glare of justice (r). Trowa silently squeaked as Wufei continued his search for the Shinigami pilot.


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Duo was now finishing his 9th shot of vodka.He had a very relaxed look on his face and was trying to pour himself another glass without spilling it when he hears that annoying voice calling the name of his koi."Heeeerrroooo" "Oh no,nots that bitch again.."he said as Relena came waltzing through the kitchen door. "Hi Duo.Have you seen Heero anywhere?"she said in her usually annoying voice."Hn.Hes probably some place trying to hide from you,stalker bitch." ^Amazing.9 shots of vodka and he doesn't even slur.How DOES he do it?^


Relena's eyes teared up "I am not a stalker.I know that Heero loves me.Why else would he want to kill me?"she said as she looked sternly at Duo,only inches away from his face."Oh I don't know.Probably because he hates you?"said the Deathscythe Hell pilot with a drunken grin on his face.{Oh no.Here it comes...}he thought to himself just as the most annoying and scary sound on the face of the planet...no,universe,was heard. "WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"



To be continued.....



Dou's Girl:Yay!That was my first fic!Did you like it or hate it?

Wufei:Hn.I hated it.

Dou's Girl:Aw,glad you liked it Wuffy!

Wufei:Its WuFEI!!!WuFEI,onna!!This is dishon -(stuffs Duo braid in his mouth)

Duo just sits there helpless while Duo's girl clings tightly to his arm.

Duo:This is so not cool.

Dou's Girl:Ah,much better.~evil grin~Looks like you'll have to wait until part 2 to see what happens and why WuFEI,there I said it right, is so pissed about those pictures and if you've figured out what they're about already,don't say it!!!Ja ne!