This is my second humor fic * ducks flying objects and hears various creams * * sweatdrop *.I warn you,it isn't that funny.Ok,maybe it is to some.You decide.Reviews,flames and death threats welcome!!!

Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam Wing or any of the characters except Duo Maxwell.(I wish!)This ficcy contains bad humor,mild shounen ai,Relena bashing,a drunk Duo and a very pissed off Wufei.If you're easily offended,I suggest you don't read it.Enjoy and please review!!!

He's in for it now part 2

"WAAHHHHH!!!HEERROOOOOO!!!!"was heard throughout the Winner mansion as Relena

came running out of the kitchen bawling like a baby.Heero,still glued to the wonder that is the pc version of solitaire said in his usual emotionless voice "Relena." "Oh Heeerooo!!!" cried Relena as she glomped onto Spandex boy.Heero only let out a small grunt and kept playing.

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Wufei was looking around the hangar,where all their gundams were,ashe searched for Duo. "When I catch that baka Maxwell,I'm going to..."the rest was incomprehensible except for a few cries of 'Injustice' and 'The kitchen!'.He exited the hangar,oblivious to Nataku's appearance(a/n:You'll find out soon!Bwaaahahahahahaha! * reader sweatdrops * Um...)

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Quatre and Trowa laid on Trowa's bed,listening to Relena's cries outside. "I wonder whats wrong with Miss Relena." He said worriedly. "......." "You're right,Trowa.I shouldn't worry about it."he said as he kissed Trowa lightly on the lips.Trowa took the blonde pilot into his arms and ruffled his hair a bit. "I love you,little one."(a/n:Isn't this just soooo cute??? ^_^)

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Duo was now finishing his 12th shot of vodka.He got up,by miracle,and wobbled across the kitchen and into the living room,where a teary eyed Relena was still glomped onto a * very * annoyed Heero.You can tell he's annoyed because his right eye is twitching like Dorothy's eyebrows.He slowly made his way through the living room and plopped down on the couch.He saw Wufei's recently polished sword lying next to him.He picked it up and started playing around with it.

"Heero?"

"Hn?"

"You love me,don't you?"Heero took his blue eyes away from his laptop and looked at Relena. "...no..." "You shooouldns hasve sais szat..." slurred Duo as Relena teared up once again. "WAAAHHHH!!!Hee-chan doesn't love me.Duo was riiiiighhttttt!!!"she cried.Heero just rolled his eyes as Duo walked up to Relena,sword in hand. "Well,DUH!!!Sssshinigami issss * hic * always * hic * rsights."Relena stuck her tongue out at Duo. "Heero does love me.He just doesn't want to admit it."A few groans were heard.Then Duo got an idea.

"Hey guyysss....wsho am I?"he said as he swung the sword wildly. "Tshiss iss insjussstishhe!!I shssall avenssge syou, my dear Nataku!!!"

The room suddenly burst into a fit of laughter as a no longer crying Relena (a/n:Thank god!) rolled around the floor laughing her ass off.Even Heero was laughing.Trowa and Quatre,hearing the laughter,ran into the room,seeing Relena and Heero rolling around laughing and Duo wobbling around the room screaming 'Injustice' and 'Weaklings'.No one even realized that they were naked.(a/n: * drool *)"Stupid weaklings!!!Weak onnas!! Oh,Nataku I am not worthy.You deserve a better * lover *!!! (a/n:Ok,I know Wufei has never said this but how can we be sure?lol)Trowa and Quatre couldn't hold back the laughter and they too ended up on the floor laughing.Then it happened........

"MAAAAAAXXXXXXWWWWEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"screamed a furious Wufei.An eerie silence filled the room.Everyone looked with shocked at Wufei,who was completely red with anger.Duo,being drunk,didn't seem that concerned that Wufei was about to kill him."Hey Wu man!!Hows it going?Hey,whadda ya have in your han....uh-oh..* giggles nervously *....um..."it suddenly hit him what he was holding."DDDDDDIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!" Wufei lunged at drunk deathscythe pilot,sending him to the ground and started strangling him. "Wu-man,calm down.It was just a practical joke!!!" "I'm going to cut that damn braid of yours and choke you with it!!!!" he said as he continued to strangle Duo,who was now turning red."Guys!!Heero,Quatre..some help here!!!"said Shinigami,trying desperately to break free from Justice boy's grasp.

"Wufei,stop!!!We shouldn't be fighting at all!!!"cried Quatre.

"Oh,shove it,Winner!"said a very pissed Wufei.

Quatre teared up."Oh,my.......WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!Trowa!!!!!!!"he cried as he buried himself into Trowa's bare chest.Trowa hugged the sandrock pilot and tried to comfort him.

"Barton,shut up that weakling...and put some damn clothes on!!!!"Wufei screamed as a little blood came down from his nose.Trowa went with Quatre into his room and shut the door. "Wufei,stop wasting your time with Duo.He isn't worth it."said Heero,now back to his usual antisocial self. "I'm not worth it,Hee-chan?"whimpered a now blue-faced Duo.He gave Heero his irresistible Duo Maxwell puppy-dog look ®. "….hn…".Heero sighed and went over and got Wufei off of him."You're a weakling,Yuy!Being ordered around by your weak onna!"

"Hey!!!At least I'm not the one whose gundam is..."

"Whose gundam is what?"said Relena as she got up from the

floor."Um...nothing!Nothing!!Scratch that last part" said a now nervous Duo.

"Maxwell,what have you done to Nataku???"said Wufei as he held up his sword to Duo's neck. "Um...it was part of the joke?Hee hee?"giggled Duo nervously as Wufei ran out of the room to the hangar.Heero helped Duo up and looked at the pictures that Wufei dropped.It showed him and Sally in um....a whole different way,to say the least.Heero's eyes widened a little. "Whoa,I've never seen him and Sally like * that * before." "Oooh,Let me see!Let me see!" said Relena,taking one of the pictures."Whoa..."she said before passing out.

Duo looked at one of the explicit pictures. "Hey Heero,do you think WE could try some of these?"he said winking.

"Hn."

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Wufei ran into the hangar and looked up at Nataku. "No...Nataku.." he said softly as he looked up at his beloved gundam.It was painted completely in pink,with roses all over and with the words 'Shinigami Forever'.He fell to his knees crying.

"No....NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The end…....or is it?