This is my
second humor fic * ducks flying objects and hears various creams * * sweatdrop
*.I warn you,it isn't that funny.Ok,maybe it is to some.You
decide.Reviews,flames and death threats welcome!!!
Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam Wing or any of the
characters except Duo Maxwell.(I wish!)This ficcy contains bad humor,mild
shounen ai,Relena bashing,a drunk Duo and a very pissed off Wufei.If you're
easily offended,I suggest you don't read it.Enjoy and please review!!!
He's in for it now part 2
"WAAHHHHH!!!HEERROOOOOO!!!!"was
heard throughout the Winner mansion as Relena
came running
out of the kitchen bawling like a baby.Heero,still glued to the wonder that is
the pc version of solitaire said in his usual emotionless voice "Relena."
"Oh Heeerooo!!!" cried Relena as she glomped onto Spandex boy.Heero
only let out a small grunt and kept playing.
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Wufei was
looking around the hangar,where all their gundams were,ashe searched for Duo.
"When I catch that baka Maxwell,I'm going to..."the rest was
incomprehensible except for a few cries of 'Injustice' and 'The kitchen!'.He
exited the hangar,oblivious to Nataku's appearance(a/n:You'll find out
soon!Bwaaahahahahahaha! * reader
sweatdrops * Um...)
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Quatre and
Trowa laid on Trowa's bed,listening to Relena's cries outside. "I wonder
whats wrong with Miss Relena." He said worriedly. "......."
"You're right,Trowa.I shouldn't worry about it."he said as he kissed
Trowa lightly on the lips.Trowa took the blonde pilot into his arms and ruffled
his hair a bit. "I love you,little one."(a/n:Isn't this just soooo
cute??? ^_^)
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Duo was now
finishing his 12th shot of vodka.He got up,by miracle,and wobbled
across the kitchen and into the living room,where a teary eyed Relena was still
glomped onto a * very * annoyed Heero.You can tell he's annoyed because his
right eye is twitching like Dorothy's eyebrows.He slowly made his way through
the living room and plopped down on the couch.He saw Wufei's recently polished
sword lying next to him.He picked it up and started playing around with it.
"Heero?"
"Hn?"
"You
love me,don't you?"Heero took his blue eyes away from his laptop and
looked at Relena. "...no..." "You shooouldns hasve sais
szat..." slurred Duo as Relena teared up once again.
"WAAAHHHH!!!Hee-chan doesn't love me.Duo was riiiiighhttttt!!!"she
cried.Heero just rolled his eyes as Duo walked up to Relena,sword in hand.
"Well,DUH!!!Sssshinigami issss *
hic * always * hic * rsights."Relena stuck her tongue out at Duo.
"Heero does love me.He just doesn't want to admit it."A few groans
were heard.Then Duo got an idea.
"Hey
guyysss....wsho am I?"he said as he swung the sword wildly. "Tshiss
iss insjussstishhe!!I shssall avenssge syou, my dear Nataku!!!"
The room
suddenly burst into a fit of laughter as a no longer crying Relena (a/n:Thank
god!) rolled around the floor laughing her ass off.Even Heero was
laughing.Trowa and Quatre,hearing the laughter,ran into the room,seeing Relena
and Heero rolling around laughing and Duo wobbling around the room screaming
'Injustice' and 'Weaklings'.No one even realized that they were naked.(a/n: *
drool *)"Stupid weaklings!!!Weak onnas!! Oh,Nataku I am not worthy.You
deserve a better * lover *!!! (a/n:Ok,I know Wufei has never said this but how
can we be sure?lol)Trowa and Quatre couldn't hold back the laughter and they
too ended up on the floor laughing.Then it happened........
"MAAAAAAXXXXXXWWWWEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"screamed a
furious Wufei.An eerie silence filled the room.Everyone looked with shocked at
Wufei,who was completely red with anger.Duo,being drunk,didn't seem that
concerned that Wufei was about to kill him."Hey Wu man!!Hows it
going?Hey,whadda ya have in your han....uh-oh..* giggles nervously *....um..."it
suddenly hit him what he was holding."DDDDDDIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!" Wufei
lunged at drunk deathscythe pilot,sending him to the ground and started
strangling him. "Wu-man,calm down.It was just a practical joke!!!"
"I'm going to cut that damn braid of yours and choke you with it!!!!"
he said as he continued to strangle Duo,who was now turning
red."Guys!!Heero,Quatre..some help here!!!"said Shinigami,trying
desperately to break free from Justice boy's grasp.
"Wufei,stop!!!We
shouldn't be fighting at all!!!"cried Quatre.
"Oh,shove
it,Winner!"said a very pissed Wufei.
Quatre
teared up."Oh,my.......WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!Trowa!!!!!!!"he cried as he
buried himself into Trowa's bare chest.Trowa hugged the sandrock pilot and
tried to comfort him.
"Barton,shut
up that weakling...and put some damn clothes on!!!!"Wufei screamed as a
little blood came down from his nose.Trowa went with Quatre into his room and
shut the door. "Wufei,stop wasting your time with Duo.He isn't worth
it."said Heero,now back to his usual antisocial self. "I'm not worth
it,Hee-chan?"whimpered a now blue-faced Duo.He gave Heero his irresistible
Duo Maxwell puppy-dog look ®. "….hn…".Heero sighed and went over and got Wufei
off of him."You're a weakling,Yuy!Being ordered around by your weak onna!"
"Hey!!!At
least I'm not the one whose gundam is..."
"Whose
gundam is what?"said Relena as she got up from the
floor."Um...nothing!Nothing!!Scratch
that last part" said a now nervous Duo.
"Maxwell,what
have you done to Nataku???"said Wufei as he held up his sword to Duo's
neck. "Um...it was part of the joke?Hee hee?"giggled Duo nervously as
Wufei ran out of the room to the hangar.Heero helped Duo up and looked at the
pictures that Wufei dropped.It showed him and Sally in um....a whole different way,to
say the least.Heero's eyes widened a little. "Whoa,I've never seen him and
Sally like * that * before." "Oooh,Let me see!Let me see!" said
Relena,taking one of the pictures."Whoa..."she said before passing
out.
Duo looked
at one of the explicit pictures. "Hey Heero,do you think WE could try some of
these?"he said winking.
"Hn."
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Wufei ran
into the hangar and looked up at Nataku. "No...Nataku.." he said softly
as he looked up at his beloved gundam.It was painted completely in pink,with
roses all over and with the words 'Shinigami Forever'.He fell to his knees
crying.
"No....NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The end…....or is it?
